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  • lmao XD

  • no offence, but everyone who is arguing... shut up and appreciate top gear :)

  • I love the British version of Topgear. I hope they don't censor it to death.

  • I love the Top Gear in Britain. I'm an American who thinks that the American version coming out won't be as funny or as good. The new American Top Gear is gonna be a fail XD

  • As someone who's attempted suicide more than once I laughed at this..Love Top Gear

  • Who fucking cares! I fucking almost died laughing. I missed 3 minutes of the show cuz I was laughing banging my head on the legs of the living room table. It was fucking awesome!

  • @RiseResistRevolt i had to pause it on the DVR so i could regain my composure

  • @rabbit21787

    You ought to see 1 Guy 1 Jar....

  • This is the BEST DAMN TV AD IN ALL THE WORLD! I fell over laughing my fucking ass off when i seen this.Truely FUNNY! I want to show my bro soon i can't wait!

  • brilliant

  • People who get offended shouldnt be watching top gear. top gear is for people who have a sence of humor. onehorsepower is obviously a total tosser.

  • LOL eurgh!

    Top Gear are in trouble aswell now :|

  • loll

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  • AWESOME!!! Life's not so bad!

  • Love it! Top Gear always push the limits.

  • Yes, the boring scripted limits!!!!!!

  • Hahahahahaha!!!!

  • Haha, wow :)

    no wonder it got complaints :)

  • yea u would see worse in a dragonball Z episode man they loose limbs n everything (from what i remember) stupid grannys

  • lol, stupid complainers, its not even that bad. who cares. No fucking child would get scared of that!!!!

    Some people!!

  • What is the background music?

  • Which sado would honestly complain..?

  • Awesome, these guys are quality. JC for PM.

  • laughed.....hard

  • LOL!!

    thats some funny shit!

    big up TOP GEAR! fook the haters!!

  • I can see how that got to some kids but it IS really very funny. Hoorah for desensitization! Just give the children a few years to man up a bit first, which I suppose is what the watershed is for.

  • Get a life...its a big LOL

  • Disagree...

    This was aired pre-watershed and whilst anyone can pretty much go and watch whatever it is they want to watch on the internet, they do that largely under their own steam so the content shouldn't be too surprising.

    This was pushed on to their TVs so the content viewed was unexpected - hence the fuss

  • The people who complained about this obviously don't realise that most of the kids they think they are protecting have all seen such videos as Russian soldiers being beheaded with a machete and office workers plummiting to their deaths from the top of the world trade center.

    What do you think kids would find more harrowing? This is a joke. Any child - who would be watching this - would know that.

    The people who complain have got too much time on their hands.

  • True that.

  • From what i saw, nothing seems to be wrong :/

  • Crap-tasmo.

  • brilliant

  • Indeed people can see these can be upsetting to some, but they need to see that the video wasn't created to upset them, vise versa people who can see the humorous side of it need to see how people can find it offensive, I wouldn't say that is viewable for young children, but topgear is on after the watershed (after 9pm) is it not ? meaning shows after 9 are not suitable for children anyway, i love the way people can let there children watch adult things and bitch how it's inappropriate.

  • No, Top Gear isn't on after 9.

  • Top Gear is always on. Somewhere.

  • It's everywhere....like dogshit!!!

  • @BooNube It is when I watched it lol, but you get my point.

  • I get your point. The people who are complaining are complaining because this episode went out before the watershed. Still an over-reaction though - I've seen more violent things than this on the soaps, but they seem to get a free pass. Double standards.

  • Ohhh my god. This is what all the fuss is about? What aload of crap! :P

  • Excellent.

  • As a woman, I lol'd.

  • @stured

    my point is, if your gonna cry about a stupid advert, care about something actually bad. im too high to write a real argument. leave me alone!

  • HAHAHA jeremy clarkson for prime minister

  • Suppose he'd be better than Cameron anyway.....

  • suicide is not something to be laughed at or used in any add. =[

  • Lol, no shock it's a woman saying this.

  • jog on and get a sense of humour twat!

  • oh give it a fucking rest! it's top gear and its on after 9 except on dave so its not as bad as waking the dead so shat it

  • Fair enough, if it was a big horrific and gory scene, but this was done in a way that was so clearly in a jokey way.

    big pool of blood flies out of his head...i mwan come on, its hardly realistic...

    i dont find it offensive at all, people are making a big deal over nothing

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FUNNY Ad, I like it. Its original.

    Some people just can´t smile now-a-days. Go complain about not seeing enough Hemorrodial cream ads on tv.

    BTW- if you can´t notice the diference between whats real and fake. Go shoot yourselves!

  • @onehorsepower

    while to some extent i agree that those who have had a relative or friend commit suicide may find this scene disturbing.

    but as we speak a woman in a central african country is having dismembered parts of her children sewn to her. a 5 year old boy is being beheaded for throwing a stone at a car, now a quick beheading either, a serrated knife through the windpipe. I dont see how a person could see this advert disturbing with the shit that goes on in the world. this is soft stuff.

  • think before you speak. that is a totally retarded argument. sure someone being raped is, comparatively speaking, not as horrific as a suicide bombing, but it still is disturbing. you can't make moronic comparisons like that. the fact is, some people might find this sort of low brow mockery of suicide disturbing and tasteless. I personally think it is quite funny.

  • @acedrums

    nope, i tend to slap kids who go "oh noes, i hurteded myself" people just gotta man up, whatever happens to us, there's something a little way around the world getting a fuck of a lot worse, so take the shit your given, take it like a man, shurrup and sit down, or else i'm sending you to africa.

  • To make a parallel. I might have slightly offended some people by calling them nitwits. But there are much ruder comments on youtube. Obviously. Does that make it ok for me to offend the nitwits? No it doesn't make it ok. Hereby I apologize to the nitwits. It was wrong.

    Similarly, this vid doesn't become "good" just because there is worse stuff out there. Get it?

  • @onehorsepower dude, have a sense of humor. its bad, but thats part of what makes it so funny.

  • Clarkson and co. ..they are just so boring!!!!!!!!!

  • that is true.

  • Can't see what the problem is it's 2009 live with it!

  • If you were one of the twats who complained against this, then may I suggest you actually get a life!!!

    Ooooooooooooo soooooooooooo scary. I think I have wet my pants.

    Whan Mary Whitehouse was writing, homosexuality was illegal, raping your wife was acceptable and when Kirk kissed Uhura, all hell broke lose. Move on!!!!!

    TWATS.

  • roflmfaool so fake its obvious, the look on his face before he gets the gun XD

  • this is funny

  • funny thing was the actual ad actually came out similar to this

  • XD lol

  • Come on - how can people complain about this? It is so obviously fake.

  • :D Wtf this is damn funny and stupid Ofcom told them to cut it because about 50/100000000 of the viewers said it made their 5 year olds wet their pants. If you pause it, it even looks like tomato ketchup lol so i dont see how a load a kids can be scared of something thats usually on their plate :P

  • 1 complaint = 1 billion people, which means 50 billion people were offended by this

  • lmao... nice.

  • streisand effect anyone?

    dont know what that is? try wikipedia :P

  • if you don't like it don't watch it ass hole

  • Oh no tragic, 50 complaints from how many million viewers?

    That was pain hilarious!! :D

  • 50 complaints is nothing... they got like 100+ for blowing up a caravan or something stupid it's only because ofcom are stiff twats with no sense of humor that enforce regulations word for word that it even got banned

  • Really poor excuse for some peole to sit around waiting to complain! Is' it real? No, do I have children who may see this? yes, Are they educated and adult enough to know this is a spoof and fake and wont give them night mares? Yes! Get a life and complain about war, and illness and starvation when you have done that let me know and I 'll expand the list!

  • Can't beleive this got pulled because of complaints (probably only like 2) Why don't people have a sense of humour anymore?

  • It had 50 complaints

  • 50 complaints actually but, I think anyone that complained was a complete and utter twat

  • Advert is now banned because of disgusted Brits who thought it was necessary to involve broadcasting regulator Ofcom, just like censorship in China. Come on people, we all know it's just a 'funny' advert. It doesn't resemble reality - does it? Top Gear should rule Britain!

    Jeremy for PM, Hamster as Speaker, Captain Slow as Finance minister!!!

  • Haha

  • this is so funny!

  • I just caught this on repeat on BBC3... funniest moment ever on TV! Not normally a big Top Gear fan but absolutely wet myself at the faces of the two advertising gurus in the office afterwards... also loved the crow disguised as a pigeon in the funeral version... world class!

  • Brilliant

    Coundnt stop laughing

    Top Gear Does It Again

  • i saw it on tv and couldnt stop laughing

  • I was crying in laughter when I saw this LOL

  • What was the name of this song played during the advert. By the way i thinks this AD was better than the original. lol

  • They cut the actual suicide because some pricks complained that little five year old diddums (who should be inbed before 8) saw a suicide and had nightmares. anyway ofcom or whoever allowed the original to go out so it shouldn't be changed ,anyone agree or disagree

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  • great. i lov the topgear randomness. i especially liked the one they made with the funeral.

    'you should be in a bakini to balance it out, oh no wait its a funeral, so yu better make it a black bikini'

    class

  • Excellent! How the hell they managed to get it out pre-watershed on a Sunday night is beyond me. You'll notice the actual suicide bit has been cut from repeats though......

  • yeah i noticed that. just had the sky and a gunshot sfx. just not as funny.

  • fucking hilarious, so random and funny

  • W140 top gear... I got it... watch the video review of it!!!

  • Haha, love it! I thought the old advert of this was boring anyway but this is funny

  • its just so random it would have been evan funnier if there was a clif there and he jumped on that and landed on the vw scirocco lol!!!! keep it up tg !!!!!! loving it!

  • They are spoofing an older ad.

  • lol

  • Lol love it! Top Gear is awesome, Clarkson has a brilliant sense of humour.

  • Hilarious!, Only Jeremy could produce something like this xD

  • should be a real ad

  • Am I the only one who thinks that the people who whine about this clip and their TV licence money going to it, enjoy shite like songs of praise?

    either way you look at it, you cant like everything the bbc produces, Top Gear fans are also paying for things they don't like either

  • There arte so many sad gits in this world, you should see what they are saying about the Scirocco Polish ad

  • lol top gear are really pushing it in terms of taste these days

  • Hahahaha, the best ever! :D

  • Just saw this again on the repeat tonight and I'm still laughing.

    One of the best ad's every. Can't believe VW didn't want to use it!!!LOL

  • Ad men got no taste :)

    Oh and ofcourse, as one of the guys said in the office, the Government's regulatory board won't allow you to show a suicide on national television.

  • hahahahahaaa so funny this

  • I was laughing my head off when I saw this. Seriously funny. Jeremy's "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank" was excellent as well.

  • lol =D

  • Ignore the people bitching. Thanks for uploading the video. It was hilarious.

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  • I nearly choked on my Haribo when I saw this on sunday! Fantastic spoof!

  • Actually, I used Windows Movie Maker to cut the clip. I didn't purposely change it from widescreen to 4:3. That's all Windows Movie Maker.

    I bet you threw your keyboard against the wall over this, though, didn't you? Try not to lose too much sleep over it.

  • smart words - fuck you, mostliberal

  • There is in fact a 4:3 / 16:9 option in WMM. Just wanting to be helpful :)

  • jeez, are you for real? Don't cry about something so small.

  • we dont care

  • Funniest thing on top gear ever :D

  • First class, one of the best clips from all of Top Gear. Keep up the good work, cant wait until next season.

  • Oh god, I have to laugh at all these people talking about "their' licence money as if they're the only ones funding the BBC. You probably watch stuff others find crap as well.

  • LMFAO

  • I wish this was real! everyone would love it!

  • this is tha best ad ever loool

  • shut it you toilet.

  • For goodness sake get over it.

    You best be trolling.

  • fuck u stupid homo

    it aint promoting suicide

    in the wise words of james may

    "its sending out a positive message. either u get shot through the head or you get a new vw sirocco"

  • If you don't like it dont bloody watch it Clarkson, May and Hammond make for world class entertainment funny how people moan but still watch it I find Eastenders promoting everyone to be miserable but I never moan or watch it for that matter as watching one episode makes me want to open my wrists in depression

  • Promoting Suicide?! when people commit suicide, I doubt many of them do it because they SAW IT ON THE TELLY! I'm pretty sure they have their own personal reasons! Anyway me and the other 350 million viewers like it so get back to watching the nature channel!!!!!!!!!!

  • In no way is it promoting suicide. It is a very entertaining show thats why so many people watch it. Lets see how this video affects the suicde rate in the next month.

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  • Best tv ad

  • looooooooool

  • I was actually crying with laughter at this episode......

  • Nearly died watching this episode

  • Nearly pissed myself when I first saw this the othe rnight. Top Gear still owns!

    And Poles- wise up and get a sense of humour!:)

  • This is the best advert they made throughout the whole challenge. All the others wer'nt quite as good as this one!!!

  • I have never laughed so much during Top Gear as i did when i saw this!

  • I thought the original of this ad was crap but this Clarkson re-edit is brilliant!

  • On the repeat of this on Monday, they cut out 0:26, and cut the Cool-Wall bit with the Lamborghini... and then cut the bit where Jeremy describes May as being, "Aspergers made real...". It's so annoying when they cut the best bits, but on the other hand it's only done to shut-up the complaint freaks, if you get offended watch something else! Because the rest of us get the jokes...

  • you can watch the whole thing online. No cuts...just pure presenting genious.

  • Who cares if this advert has got suicide in it, it should of been used.

  • Volkswagen did a Polo ad where a Terrorist blows himself up in one. But the car did now blow up. It got banned, of course.

  • Best car ad ever.

  • i love this advert it made me laugh so much, they should of soo used this as the actual advert :)

  • i pissed me self laughing when i saw this

  • i burst into laughter when i saw that on top gear the other night!

  • they should run that during the superbowl or the oscars.

  • Yeah that would be good lol, but it would be funnier at the Oscars because it's more the individual's competition...so it would be more a parody... Whereas at the Superbowl it would just shock hundreds of people...

  • I fell off chair from laughing when I first saw this ad

  • Haha this ad is soo funny i was watchin top gear yesterday and Squamata2468 youre right it came out of nowhere soo funny

  • They should of used this! Best ad ever!

  • This ad is unreal, so funny

  • where can see original guy is gorgeous

  • this is the greatest car da ever

  • LOL best car add EVER

  • Needs more veiws, dis ad is golden!!

  • LOL! Watched this on iPlayer at about 4 in the morning and woke my neighbors up laughing they weren't very happy at all

  • 5 stars is too small an amount of stars to give...

  • in the repeat on monday the suicide was removed!

  • no it wasnt

  • when i first saw it i never expected him to shoot himself it was so funny

  • I know, I found it so funny just because it came out of nowhere.

  • yeah! when i saw the gun i had no idea what he was gonna do and then he shot himself.i laughed so much at that! i think those other guys are stupid not to want to let that advert go on tv! everyone would love it! they would also love the 'for people who value thier arms' one

  • That was SO FUNNY, if they'd combined that with the arm one and had that as the advert I'd have damn well bought that car xP

  • lmao ;L honestly, i think volkswagon should use this :L everyone will remember it ;L although its maybe a bit too graphic to show at any other time then like 11 at night :L

  • I loved it, but I liked the arm one best

  • i laughed so much top gear is legendary

  • lmao

  • painful