Jeremy Kyle - What the hell are they saying ?

[fenix182]

Guy: "When I slept with somebody else, I telt (told) her that, but..."

Girl: "Ah! But it's there! It's there! But, did I do anything apart from that? Did I?"

Guy: "Well..."

Girl: "You did!" Well, now you're going to say, when you finally get the balls to admit it, you're going to say one or two lassies. It's clear, it's clear! I'll fucking keep it *talking about the results*, and guess what you're daughter will say when she's (don't know because it was bleeped). Idiot! Honestly!...

[fenix182]

@fenix182 "...And do you know what? What's the point because you're going to hit me with it (talking about the truth), over the next couple of days, when you're not on the telly, when you're away bubblin' and greetin' (slang for crying in Glasgow). You're going to come bubbling and greeting on your knees.

Guy: "How it's me that's always finished it?!"

Girl: "What did I fuckin' say?! Fuckin' scumbag.... scumbag!"

Guy: "I don't even want to talk to you!"

[Rydo182]

Only mongo English wouldn't get this because they are so self centred it's unreal. We are constantly force fed their media and so we understand all of their regional dialects, then the ignorant arseholes post videos like this horrified they hear something other than their self centred pish. Then you wonder why we want independence.

[SuperStephenUK]

@Rydo182 Roll on the referendum!

[fugleyman]

Da da da da ada doo blinkyde blean skim ska scum bag nee nee da dee dee da ok i da noo

[KristenYoungx]

It's so easy to understand if you are actually Scottish haha! Can understand no bother but I'm glad I don't speak like that.

[Aliciamarievdm]

I got an "honestly" on 17 secs...

[edieyeah]

"bubbling and greetin". in english, blubbering and crying.

[kettlesarenice]

Its obvious, she said "Gjhv sdksafef efush vsd vebiygefuyeg".

[FF12GM]

@kettlesarenice No she didn't, she said, "Gjhvn sdksafefr efush vshd vebiygefuyegn".

Don't they teach you how to spell in school nowadays?

[kettlesarenice]

@FF12GM :P

[slamsta5950]

I got bubblin' and wee... o_o

[daynamariex]

im british and i have NO clue what theyre saying LOL

[MUSICANDHUMOUREQUALS]

woman:aye(yes) but it's there. i didn't do anything apart from that did I, you did. your going to say when you finally get the balls to admit it you are only going to say it was 1 or 2 lassies (girls). it's clear i'll f*cking keep it and honestly whats the point your gonnae (going to) say it when your no (not) on the telly (television) when you are not bubbling and greatin' (crying). you're going to come bubbling and greeting on your knees. /arguing/ scumbag. scumbag i dont want to talk to you.

[johnwaedug]

@MUSICANDHUMOUREQUALS WELL DONE MUCKER YE DUN WELL BYRA WAY

[MUSICANDHUMOUREQUALS]

@johnwaedug well I am from Scotland :)

[antby11]

She was rapping... seriously how can you not see this?

[MrJordiejeans]

I'm from Glasgow and there's no way of understanding her. Talks too quick.

[aliviaperry8]

everyone saying they understand please translate

im american so this is incredibly confusing to my ears, no clue whats going on

[simonbaker2012]

I thought she was speaking German to start off with XD

[ScottForstar21]

She's speaking in scots.Piss easy to understand :D

[MarvellousMuffin]

The problem isn't her accent, it's how quickly she's speaking. I would struggle to understand anyone that spoke at that pace.

[d33pd1v3r]

Easily understood.

[hearditman]

He looks like Tom (the wolf ) from being human!

[o0scotland0o]

perfect to me

[hayleygirlxoxo]

I can understand it all!

[LittleBlueScorchio]

Dibby dibby hap hap dibby hap dib!

[karl75m]

Can the English understand this stuff?

[ThatGuyNamedTimmsy]

@karl75m Nope, not at all. O_O

[NellumNai]

@karl75m I can understand English people struggling. I missed most of what she said, but I often struggle to understand people from around where I live so...:P

[e7l13]

@karl75m nope. not a word.

[smokescreen526]

haha sadly i can understand every word they say :) these two are obviously from Glasgow (where I come from) and if you are not from here its the most confusing thing to understand, even if you do speak English but most of Scotland apart from that are usually much easier to comprehend....

[MrIGanulevics]

from 0.22 - 0.31... sounds french to me :D

[ManlyGENRAL]

Everyone they are speaking Gibberish :)

[CCF01]

I'm working when this show is on. Enough said!!

[kateithesinger123]

scottish are the worst in the uk then its wales and then the best is obviously the english but the scottish are really just cheap tacky and dirty

[chloeveitch1]

@kateithesinger123 Thats not nice!



[xMidnightGamer]

@kateithesinger123 generalizing whole nations from jezza kyle you sir or madam are a complete moron :)

[KenshiRyden]

@kateithesinger123 Haha, obviously

[jelleyman123]

scottish for ya, scum

[xMidnightGamer]

@jelleyman123 hmm not all scottish people are like this there are plenty of english scum in england, don't generalize a whole country due to a couple of dickheads on jezza kyle, im scottish btw

[Pupbarn]

i could only understand the beep

[iDeynaSpeirsv]

-when your no on the telly , and when your bubbling and greeting (crying) your going to come bubbling and greeting on your knees , and moaning about its only one ... thats what she says ;) fluent glaswegian !

[pur3d34d]

get a scottish person to say murder! lol

[SuperMooBunny]

..... honestly, and you know what? What's the point when you......... Scumbag, Scumbag.......

That's all I understood out of everything she said

[SmudgyHollz]

I'm Scottish and even I was straining to make quite a lot of it out...

[missrobyncullen]

your gna come bobbling in the knees at green, hahaha im english and i cant make this out.

[CaitlinChemicals]

hahah, if youre scottish, it all makes sense, :D



[ghkid7654]

@CaitlinChemicals true

[sharstess]

they ar from methil

[itishowitis91]

the jist of it is that bitch ain't happy

[shemalepornlover]

lmao they used the scottish word for 'balls' which is 'baws' and they forgot to censor it lmao

[Lewis1876]

i understand it fine

[UltimateVenom]

they must be fae glesga

[RandomBearsEatFigs]

at 0:08 it sounds like she said get n*gga. Or goot n*gga. I'm not sure.

[bebelinii]

She says 'when you're not on the telly and you're away bubblin and greetin. you're gonna come bubblin and greetin on your knees and you'll go on about it was only one, it was only one.'

[jtoon200]

I think she said something about being a good Demoman and heads full o' eyeballs.

[CeUvRaT]

It took me like 15 seconds to realize she was talking in english.

[rachethom]

@CeUvRaT this is the easiest thing to understand :/ how did it take you 15 seconds?

[renatoavatarian]

@CeUvRaT hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhaahhahahahahaha

[sergeantfan3]

@CeUvRaT They don't speak English, they speak Scottish

[Wully8C9]

@danuk500 actually the phrase probably just sounds funny in your english accent, now as we scots like to say...... "get ti fuck" ;)

[Jezzkuhh]

You're gonna come back, bubbling & green... right?

[Daevi1]

Ummm i'm an american whose NEVER been to Scotland and i can understand her, just take it piece by piece...

[Daevi1]

at least they don't tyark lyk diz lol jk

[loother12]

Hmm how do they know which parts to bleep??

[extondude]

something about boats...

[TokioMurder]

i understood everything, fuck i love being scottish

[evandavis7]

@TokioMurder come again?

[chriswilliamstool]

go na cani havya neda go inya ya bastrd

[TheRandomShows1213]

i can sort of understand them...

[crazysillybaby1]

lol

[karezza6]

Och aye the noo.

[FlavourLikeIceCream]

They're speaking Inbred.

[chriswilliamstool]

@FlavourLikeIceCream :O lol

[MrFrazzle1990]

jokes on you. i understood every word of that

[T1NAxTH3xGR8]

I understood what she said, missed couple of words but probably cause she's ranting. I know I live in Scotland, but still... is it really that hard to understand? come on guys :L

[MissAfcjp]

I can understand about 30% of what they said ahahahaha

[hiphopismydrug1]

i can understand like 95% of what she said lol

[RGSMANIA]

@hiphopismydrug1 Well with the 5% I understood that leaves us in quite a good position

[renatoavatarian]

@hiphopismydrug1 I´ve got 72%

[KimberleyfeeneyX]

@danuk500 guess wit right its the scottish language and like mast ae us huv grew up tawkin like that ae no bein funny but a prefer tawkin scottish than yer posh english does ma fuckin nut in aha...

[danuk500]

@KimberleyfeeneyX Pfft 'Scottish language' i'm really not gonna go there...

[HolzeyP92]

@sharstess no just you, and btw it's England

[CypriotSwag]

didnt understand oooone word she said.

[sharstess]

is it just me or is everyone in english thick

[PlaydohMonkey123]

@sharstess Like you then? And it's England.....

[stoffern]

I guess I don't know english after all

[sharstess]

oops fife as in scotland do you know your geography or igmorant also oops wait i guess your english lol

[sharstess]

ay its a fife thing

[danuk500]

These people need to learn how to speak english rather than making it sound like another language, heck other english speaking countries can do better...

[Lamecore31]

@danuk500 Actually, Scots is recognised as an official language so get to fuck.

[danuk500]

@Lamecore31 Say that again please? You started off well then made no sense :/

[Lamecore31]

@danuk500 Get to fuck? It means fuck off? People say it all over the world? No? Okay.

[danuk500]

@Lamecore31 No people say 'Fuck off' all over the world, not 'Get to fuck' that just sound stupid.

[Lamecore31]

@danuk500 1. There should be a comma after 'no.' 2. 'Fuck off' and 'get to fuck' shouldn't be capitalised. 3. 'That just sounds stupid' should be a new sentence. 4. It's 'soundS,' not 'sound.' My English is better than yours and I'm from Scotland. So, get it up ye, ya bawbag.

[danuk500]

@Lamecore31 I'm talking about words and how they say words you're just bashing my lazy puncuation because you know you've already lost on that front and are to proud to accept that. I'll say it again 'Get to fuck' just makes you sound stupid and most English speakers DO NOT say 'Get to fuck', no they say 'Fuck off'.

[Lamecore31]

@danuk500 Right, just listened to again. There's nothing wrong with how they pronounce the words. It's just their accent. Just because they don't speak in the same accent as people on the BBC (side note - people on the news are forced to speak Queen's English and change their accents) doesn't mean they can't speak English..

[Lamecore31]

@danuk500 People from Liverpool have strange accents but I don't go around pretending I can't understand a word they're saying, nor do I discriminate against them for having a different accent. So grow up and get your head out your arse, you're just being pretentious and ignorant.

[danuk500]

@Lamecore31 I am not pretending I cannot understand them because I actually cannot understand most of them. About 80% of what they say face to face I do not know what they are saying, or it takes longer to figure out...but enough of that. Anyway i'll leave you to your thoughts, have a nice day.

[Kanonite]

@danuk500 i can barely understand geordie or East London with all the dropping of constanents but its called an accent you may have one also do not be ignorant!

[danuk500]

@Kanonite Lol, was I talking to you? I've been over to East London and I can understand them better than Scots. Another thing, I love how you both called me ignorant, well guess what? Everyone is so get over it.

[sharstess]

hey guys cumon its pretty easy ttiy understond if yer fi fife like me jest a wee doc in doris jest a wee drap thats aw fust a wee doc in doris before you gan awaw thers a wee wifie waiting at the wee but and bin if you can say its a braw bright moonlight night then your aw right a kin lol from a fifer

[ScienceEtVerite]

what language it is ?

[Kanonite]

@ScienceEtVerite  is it not it is you idiot!

[LadyEboshi1980]

WTF!!!!!!! o_O

[susanwilson13]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[karezza6]

Why can't Scottish people speak properly?

[Lishaaaaaaa]

@karezza6 They can, lol.

[msanguigni]

@karezza6 Actually Scots is an official language now, and they're speaking it perfectly.

[Kanonite]

@karezza6 Why can't English people be tolerant of other countries ? I can not understand Cocky or Geordie or Scouse but i do not accuse the whole of England as being stupid because that is Ignorant!

[karezza6]

@Kanonite

I'm in N.Ireland.

[Daevi1]

woah, i can understand it after the 3rd time... mostly

[Daevi1]

This reminds me of that show The Misfits, in the first series when that girl introduces her self and they all go "what is she saying? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND THAT?"

[JustOneMinuteLonger]

@jellyman123

If you're gona insult folk at least spell it right :)

[heyomgitsmolly]

bubbling and green?

[ImStevee]

@heyomgitsmolly Bubbling and *greeting* is a term for crying.

[marcuspierpoint26]

I think "scumbag" was in there... not 100% sure tho :/

[BerrySPN]

It's Scottish and I could understand it perfectly, even though it's not from the part of Scotland I'm from. I feel strangely good about that.

[jelleyman123]

scottish herion addicts for ya, scotland have a discusting ugly accent

[Lamecore31]

@jelleyman123 Scottish heroin addicts? I know plenty of people who talk like this and none of them are addicted to drugs. Ignorant bastard.

[Azlak0507]

Translating for the non-Scots. From 8 secs: "see when you finally get the balls to admit it, you're going to say one or two lassies, but it's clear, it's clear. No, I'll *beep* keep it. Guess what your daughter will see, you *beep* idiot. And do you know what, honestly, whats' the point?" After this it's like it's edited a there's a bit cut out...and then cooldudecam has the rest until 31 secs, then she says "scumbag" and he says "I don't even want to talk to you".

[gwyd619]

@cooldudecam I'd rather go somewhere hot with sexy girls in bikinis

[dangermouse734]

im scottish i understood every word of that =_=

[Leanashe23]

I BEG YOUR PARDON OF THE WEEK

[dylandior123]

That should be on Harry Hill :-p

[Dymanteee]

@Leanashe23 LOOOL

[miss20sa11]

lmfaooo love it lol

[DontForgetToSmileXD]

im in this part of youtube again....

[017SHAMe]

was that even english?

[Azlak0507]

@017SHAMe Scots. Specifically, west coast Scots. Glasgow or surrounding area. 

[nicolelovesjedward3]

I am from scotland and iam like the only onein my class who talks normal even i dont understand this and iam from scotland:/

[chemicalninja79]

in the words of harry hill......beg your pardon of the weeeeeeeek

[animelover5076]

@chemicalninja79 HAHA! brilliant! XD

[striclycasual]

@chemicalninja79 i wanted to put a funny comment but i cant beat that hahah

[zoebabes26]

omg.... im from scotland right..... so shuup and leave my people alone.

[Reason4234]

I found myself wondering about what strange language these individuals may have been speaking... after reading some comments, I realise that some people believe it to be English... People believe weird things, don't they?

[TheStarlitheart]

what does ken mean?

[GaussCannonx3x]

@TheStarlitheart Know..

[MirrorSymmetry]

'Ye kent the bairn wiz yers!' I didnae ken the bairn wiz oors

[RACHELlloydy]

chavs.

[TheJohnnyVincent]

Glasgow makes the rest of Scotland look inbred

[xMidnightGamer]

@TheJohnnyVincent I'm from glasgow and i don't speak like that, you can't just generalize a city because of the idiots on the jeremy kyle show lolololol

[nonineshearer]

i think she called him a nigger at 0:07 - 0:08

[FIONNpagePAGE]

Him "When I Slept with someone else i told her,"

Her "It's there, It's There. But Did I do owt apart from that? did i?"

Him "well,"

Her "you did. youre going to say, see when ou get the balls to admit it, you're going to say one of two lassies, it's clear, (BEEP) guess what your daughter will see (BEEP). Honestly, and you know what, what's the point and your gonna hav me on over the next couple of days when your no on the telle you'll come bubbling and greeting, you'll come bubbling and greeting

[luvtheknot]

Him: When I slept with somebody else I told her

Her: Yes but it’s there, it’s there, but did I do anything apart from that? Did I? You did???, now you’re going to say when you finally get the balls to admit it you’re going to say one or two girls, it’s clear, no i’ll *beep* keep it, it’s what your daughter will see when she’s *beep, I do I honestly, and do you know what, what’s the point in, you’re going to, going to get hit with, in the next couple of days

[luvtheknot]

@luvtheknot Him: (Something about adoption)

Her: When you’re not on the television and when you’re away blubbering and crying, you’re going to come bubbling and crying on your knees and

Him: How? How?, it’s me that’s always finished it

Her: I was the only one, what did I

End: *audience too loud*

[sharuto]

how would they know which word to censor.... SOPA!

[sgreen4]

The guy is totally understandable. The girl is mostly gibberish

[Englishsea24]

Why cheat on a beautiful girl like her anyway?

[ultimatebuzz1]

Dont think correction lol

[ultimatebuzz1]

Least we scottish folk think were gangsters from the bronx like ie in london INNIT

[19Tomas92]

If your Scottish, which I am... You'll understand every word.

[xXFailCakeXx]

How does the TV guy know what bits to censor?

[CuNiinghaM]

SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND FREEDOM

[Halo3ForumEurope]

This is the great thing about being Glaswegian. You're born bilingual.

English and this.

[banandababa]

Wow is this seriously english??

[Lamecore31]

@banandababa No. It's Scots.

[cooldudecam]

0:22 - 0:31 "When you are not being televised on a national scale, you will be crying like an infant. Furthermore, you will return to me, crying like an infant and you will be saying..."

The rest is indistinguishable over his protests.

I hope this sheds some light over us Scots for you all you outsiders. You should come visit... :)

[skaphie]

@cooldudecam HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT FROM.....THAT!

[cooldudecam]

@skaphie Living in the shithole that is Scotland, surrounded by these kind of folk. I love my life. :)

[LoveIsCruel15]

@cooldudecam

scotland ain't a shit hole, only the parts with people like them

[VideoAdventurer]

@skaphie Because he is scottish xD

[Fochfilms]

i am Scottish and am very offended by the title u wanker.

[Ganj2h]

@Fochfilms Who gives a fuck? don't cry... it's just a joke.

[t60njw]

@Fochfilms What does between 0:22 and 0:31 mean???

[t60njw]

@t60njw Something about grovelling on your knees, i think....

[Halo3ForumEurope]

@t60njw "When you're not on the tele, you'll be away bubbling and crying, you're going to come bubbling and crying on your knees. And complain about how it's not so bad, it's not so bad. What did I tell you? What did I say? Scumbag. Scumbag."

[t60njw]

@Halo3ForumEurope Cheers for that. I watched it again and it now makes sense.

[CuNiinghaM]

@t60njw haha! :)