NewsBusted 7/10/09

[DD826]

Who gives a shit about the "laugh tracks" for god's sake?

Jesus Christ, get a sense of humor.

[dogglebe]

Say no to obvious laugh tracks.

[howapel]

Just say no to socialized medicine. Thank you.

[peapin]

I have watched Letterman for years now. Even when he was doing stand up. He is sarcastic by nature. I have Never heard him make a joke (tasteless as it may be) of an underage girl. Not ever. I Believe there was remorse in his apology. I honestly believe he did not realize, it was the 14 year old girl at the game.

[DD826]

peapin,

I agree, that Letterman may not have been aware that it was the 14 year old, instead of the older one. But, it was still tasteless and cruel, and uncalled for. Why, the media decided that it was OK to attack Palins children, I don't know. Maybe the media was so scared of Palin,that they were willing to go to their lowest to defeat her. Never before have peoples children been targets like this in politics. And why was the media fighting Obama's fight?

[peapin]

You are going to believe what you want and I am not changing my mind. He made the apology and that is what matters, You don't have to believe him, I do.

My moral compass is just fine hows yours.

[peapin]

He admitted he screwed up. What part of that don't you get. The only people that believe he meant the 14 year old are perverts (that would be conservatives) and Palin (she needed to get her face back on TV)

[peapin]

Oh and Dave NEVER used the word Rape, Palin did

[TheTMA1]

The 'knocking up' of a 14 year old in ever state in the nation is considered 'rape'.

You keep telling us how you pursue the truth but you avoid it at every turn. Why?

[macndave]

why don't you guys go find a better forum for your "debate"?

[TheTMA1]

mac n dave,

Shouldn't that be neil and bob

Mind your own business moron.

[peapin]

WHAT! You're not impress? OMG! What am I going to do. LOL

[peapin]

The truth always matters to me. "Bull" was intended for the comment "Then the next night he made his comment about the daughter being raped." And he already said he did not intend the statement to mean the 14 year old but the 18 year old.

[TheTMA1]

Peabrain,

You are an indoctrinated Commie/Lib/Bo The Muslim Turd Robot/Pedophile, you couldn't find the truth if it was your ass.

Hell, you think Jimmy Carter was a great President. He was a pathetic loser and wimp.

[peapin]

Yeah I know. I couldn't resist to poke at a conservative. Y'all make it so easy

[peapin]

Bull

[TheTMA1]

Would that be a 14 year old Bull?

[peapin]

If this is the best conservatives have to offer for humor then it explains how out of touch with the majority they really are. There was nothing funny here. BORING.

[TheTMA1]

Peabrain - typical Commie/Dem robot pedophile

Davis Lettermen has some good stuff about raping 14 yr old girls. Try that web site.

[peapin]

peabrain, Wow how original. NOT! I saw David Lettermen and there was NO joke about raping 14 yr old girls. He was talking about the 18 year old. And he applozied when he found out she wasn't at the ball game. What part of that don't you understand. Oh I sorry I forgot. Understanding isn't a conservative trait. Its make a lie into a truth. Gees after 8 years you'd think I would remember that

[TheTMA1]

peabrain,

you are a commie - you don't know a damned thing. You only follow what the teleprompter ( excuse me ) the little Commie voices from CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC and BO The Muslim Turd tell you to do. No be a good little commie robot pervert and go out side and play -----with yourself.

[peapin]

I must have hit a nerve. But I have to admit. I am so amused when you nut jobs still think the boogie man (commies) still live under your beds.  Keep up the good work TheTMA1. The world loves a paranoid joke like you

[TheTMA1]

That's it Peabrain? I hit the nail on the head. Your Commie/Lib Robot indoctrination is showing

Why would I be paranoid? Bo the Muslim Turds train is on a collision coarse with desater and your on it.

Your government nanny is so easily taken out by us producers just stopping what we do for a month and let you lazy takers eat each other alive in your polluted Commie/rat infested cities.

Also, peabrain, you are what a lot of us used to be. But being free thinkers we saw the lie early and quit.

[randbrose]

Newsbusters is the best source for conservative humor on the web. Jodi Miller is a great answer to the Young Turks and their ultra liberal spin.

[randbrose]

Sorry, I meant Newsbusted...

[ddvdave]

Hey you damn dirty hippies... we won the war!

[TheOrioleBird]

the first three jokes stunk...the rest were excellent tho!

[joedeaf1]

Please!!! Stop him!!!!

[TheTMA1]

Being that most poor are Lib/Commies and most smokers are poor ...........

Maybe we should adopt this BO The Muslim Turd Shitty Health Plan.

[TheTMA1]

On second thought ...NO.

I believe in the right to smoke. And I hate that anti-smoking laws are backed by Commie/Libs and some Conservatives. The air belongs to nobody but God and he made cigars. Yea God for a good cigar.

But mostly NO because of the damned hard working tough poor who take from nobody but who smoke. For them I hope we get the Government the hell out of heath care which will bring the prices down ( no more cost shifting ) so the poor can afford it.

Cont......

[TheTMA1]

Thumbs up to you tough working poor. No more taxes for the WORKING POOR! Let me repeat that Lib/Commies - WORKING POOR!

Not the sitting on your ass poor.

[TheTMA1]

Off of this videos subjects....

I just read that BO The Muslim Turd said the stimulus is working but it is going to get worst.

???????????????

Is this idiot for real?

What makes this so funny is half the people in America believe this scam.

They actually think that getting worst is also getting better.

Man....... these Lib/Commies are a stupid bunch,

[JohnRhysMusician]

That was one of the best ones!

[LordAtrocities]

Lets see now, Obama has apologies to Muslims for our war against terror, Britain for the war of independence, dictators like Castro, Ahmadinejad, Kadafi, and Chavez for how we have treated them in the past. Apologized to the French, saying Americans were rude. To Germany for the fire bombings. Japan for the use of the bombs, and now even Russia for the cold war. I am surprised he didn't give back Alaska like he gave up our nukes. If this is change we can believe in, I am not impressed.

[TheTMA1]

And that's the truth. PPPPPPPhhhhhhttttttttttttt.

Right on LordA !

[LordAtrocities]

All thats left now is for him to apologize to the whole of Africa for our nations part we played in the slavery trade all those years, cough centuries, ago. When he bows the collective dictators, Cue elected presidents, and self appointed leaders of Africa on bended knee, I moving to Mexico where they at least have some balls.

[andrewt1978]

Barry has reason to apologize for slavery, his Kenyan ancestors sold other Africans into slavery.

[HippiesAreNazis]

The government & Hollywood = damn dirty hippies

[WalksYouOutOfTheSun]

California Uber Alles... The Dead Kennedys... Jerry Brown is back with his suede denim secret police. Thankfully, I'm no one's uncool niece lol :(

These fools really aren't funny. Welcome back to the Carter years on extra big government powered steroids. Guess the noobs will need to repeat history rather than read it, if the liberals in the NEA ever let them read actual history.

[TheTMA1]

Revisionist history and the no longer required reading of 'Atlas Shrugged' , 'Animal Farm' and '1984' has ushered in just that.

But these are week people. That is why they need the government nanny. They are easy to take out.

Start by letting the cities full of commies eat themselves alive. There go 3/4 of this nations Lib/Commies.

[HippiesAreNazis]

Ah yes, governor moonbeam and president orange sunshine.

[TheTMA1]

I love Conservative Women!

[SisyphusOne]

12 out of 10 for this comisode !!

[markan0312]

Amers try to be funny...

[TheVampirella]

CNN = certainly not news

[ZodiacSystem]

lol

Thanks for sending me this video.

[rebelstang]

Good Stuff! On Target & True.

Deo Vindice!

[dmartk]

Purely Awesome vid!

[LordAtrocities]

Great NB Video. Keep them coming.

[OnYourMarkItsumo]

ow that last one was kind of harsh, don't you think?

[thomaserossi]

Michelle Obama is the first manbearpig

[MYTHECIES]

Here's a purpose for Michelle install nanny cams to watch Barrack with that 16 yro girl he oglied w/ Sarkozy. If it not her I,m sure he'll get caught with Obama girl soon enough.

[TheTMA1]

N.....

Have you considered that there being so many Lib/Commies that comment on the canned laughter that they do it in order to give you something else to complain about.

They do just to get you away from complaining about dirty water, dirty air, global warming ( I call it summer ) global cooling ( winter ), animal rights, criminal rights, tapeworm rights, Minority rights, womens rights, plant rights, car rights, health care rights rights, rights, rights.

Now canned laughter. Right?

Sucker

[spacestate]

The Bush/Cheney admin. destroyed the American economy.

[GOlynnGO]

And KING LEER (Obama) is flooring the gas pedal in the same direction...

[thomaserossi]

Useful idiots believe anything their messiah says.

[LordAtrocities]

Spacestate, um, Clinton left Bush with a broken economy and Bush, despite 9/11, turned it around until the Dems took power in 2006 and started playing games with Fanny and Freddy. So stop with the left wing blue kool aid propaganda and get informed so you don't sound so damn ignorant.

[Nalhovito]

Bush turned it around? Bush turned it around? Lay off the Afghan opium and start reading a little bit more.

[LordAtrocities]

Go back to your bong hippy. You embarrass yourself nalhovito with your ignorance.

[TheTMA1]

Na - hovito that Pink elephant and 6 foot white rabbit you talk to during your peyote trips fixed the economy under Bush. It's that why the economy is in the cesspool right now - because you sent your play mates on an extended vacation last summer. Hey when are they due back? I could make a fortune in the stock market if I knew when they were coming back.

[stoicsquirrel]

I took your advice and started "reading a little more" and this is what I found:The stock market is a good barometer of how the economy is going. It was higher under Bush then any other president in history. In fact it didn't start going down until Dems took control of congress.

[WERTY317]

True the budget surplus, win in Serbia, and huge stock market gains were a lot to follow.

[LordAtrocities]

Really, and t he crash of late 2000 early 2001 had nothing to do with Clinton. What about the crash in October 97 when the dot coms started going bust? Oh no, we don't count that as that was on Clintons watch. And the surplus, ya that was great until 9/11 and then poof. But again, thats all Bush's fault since Clinton didn't do crap about Bin Laden and his little bombings of our embassy's and the USS Cole. Oh no, he could have killed Bin Laden but he was getting his dick sucked at the time.

[TheTMA1]

?????????????

Earth to werty?

[TheTMA1]

I thought that was Roosevelt/Carter.

[spacestate]

:Palin resigned to cash in on fame. -Lol!

[TheTMA1]

And your mother is still hookin' trying to cash in on her fame.

[TheTMA1]

I forgot to tell everyone -- His mother is really cheap.

[neoldd1]

Hey dude, you are very active, I see you commenting on other Newsbusted videos at the same time, I guess you are the Newsbusted defender of the year.

I'm not a comedian, that is why I don't try. For God's sake man, we realised in the 80's that fake laughter is lame, you really don't have to be a "left-looney" to see that this is very, very bad.

[crazy650c]

You don't need to try... you're a natural... hilarious!

[TheTMA1]

neold...Did you get kicked off of the human race or did you quit?

[stoicsquirrel]

Shouldn't you be off watching Colbert with his heart-felt laugh(tracks)?

[neoldd1]

I keep my options open...

[Sammerkona]

Michael Jackson!

Just thought I'd mention his name since I haven't heard it in a long time.

[neoldd1]

This is soooo lame, no wonder the laughter is fake.

[thomaserossi]

And you're too stupid to read.

[FlyingFreak67]

wow

[sakahowdah]

Laughed my ass off.

Some funny shit man..!

[specialks1953]

Radiation boy

[cplkv20208]

Very well done as usual.......

[HaikenEdge]

Spot on.

[ka7krz]

The BEST stuff on youtube.

[chattingcat]

LOL... Love ya, NB!:)

[red33410]

the residents all look like HE does...

Great stuff, Jode et al!

[poopbama]

murder by taxes = a Democrap plan for genocide

[issanel]

Another great show.

[pwf2412]

Another great webisode.

lol Hey, you damn, dirty hippies.....

[Rajaat99]

One of the best shows ever!

[jnjnelson]

I think you might have fixed the volume issues. Nothing like excellent humor you can actually hear.

[AfricanMadman]

OOOOO!!! The first lady skit was painfully good....

[DangerFamily]

Ouch!  Always good!

[conspiracy777]

Good stuff

[emilioTOMASbarca]

lol