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  • if they can figure out a fucking nintendo they can figure out the oxygen

  • "fuckin' flash flsah" "a little whistle toot fuckin' toot"

  • I want Chopper t odo the safety demonstration when I fly next....

  • fucken hilarious, although i dont think id fly on chopper airlines. vote up if u wouldnt either

  • "Little fuckin' whistle, Toot fuckin' Toot"

  • thank for choosing chopper air, enjoy your fucken flight!

  • the 'air hostess' is trying so hard not to laugh during the video

  • its funny how the top rated comments are always quotes from the video

  • Grishnack is probobaly German for Dickhead :D.

  • why... does it say grishnak in the corner?

  • Toot Fuckin Toot

  • toot fuckin toot

  • "in the unlikely event! BULLSHIT!!!"

  • toot fucking toot

  • toot fuckin toot

  • Thumbs up for anset australia

  • @Rafdaganga fail

  • "If something does go wrong don't just assume the brace position assume the fuckin worst."

    "There are exits fuckin down there and to the fuckin sides and where the fuckin wing falling off has torn a fuckin hole in the wall just fuckin get out any way you fuckin can."

    Lol I wish he had the safety presentations on all the flights I've been on

  • Toot Fuken Toot

  • i assure u, there are 9 people who don't have a fucking sense of fucking humor....

  • in the unlikely event, BULLSHIT. lol

  • dude i was on dat plane i got his aughtograph

  • @freekaleek876 It's a set, this wasn't filmed on a plane.

  • @freekaleek876 you idiot

  • dude i was on dat plane i got his aughtograph

  • Gotta love the Chopper Reid! Wish there were more like him!!! LMAO!

  • Greaatt !

  • fukin around with with peanuts..lol

  • oh mummy i cant fuckin breathe...fuck em

  • You can bloody lean forward all you fucken like, we're still gonna hit the ground at 900 k's an fucken hour...... fucken BANG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

  • fucken chopper reid here i am running through air saftey if i do not do a good job We might all fucken die

  • at least hes honest

  • toot fucking toot

  • Bloody toot fuckin toot

    Idunno wat comfort that'll bring ya when ur bobbin up nd down in the pacific

  • ahhahahahahahah!!! I love this guy lmaoo!

  • @samanthaquinn0001 i agree.

  • ah mummy i cant breath ... fuck em if they can work out a nintendo they can figure out the bloddy oxygen mask hahahahaha

  • in the unlikely event *BULLSHIT*

    LOLL

  • fucken ehh.....

  • lol

  • If they can figure out a fucken nintendo, they can work out the bloody oxygen system!

  • YEH FUCK EM..FIGURE IT OUT THEMSELVES

  • Im on fucking fire im having a best time of my life :D :D:D genius

  • fucken bang

  • Now I don't wanna go on an airplane!!

    Lol

  • hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahaha omg he is my husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha

    don't just assume the crash position assume the f ing worst lllllloooollllll

  • This plane may be flying, but this one fuckin' isn't.

  • Because, If you have been on a fuckin plane, you'd fuckin know BEFORE the fuckin plane is fuckin flying there is some fuckwit standing at the front demonstrating. Put that in your fuckin head you space cadet

  • Great video! To the people that wanted to download, its so easy. In your URL location bar type the letters "pwn" in front of "youtube", and hit enter.

  • LOL, love the sly Carlin tribute thar, at 1:25 - 1:38. Very reminiscent from his "airplane announcements" bit.

  • Hahahahah

    Slippery Dip

    hahahhahahah

  • lol....

  • Don't just assume the crash position,assume the fuckin worst!

  • toot fuckin toot flash fuckin flash

  • Toot fuckin toot! ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • in the unlikely event "bullshit" pmsl

  • FUCKEN BANG!

  • TO funny!

  • u can lean down all you want were still gonna go down 900ks an hour.... FUCKEN BANG! LOL

  • hahaha love it

  • u can lean 4ward all u like ur still gonna hit the ground at 900km an hour. funniest stuff eva

  • fucking bang!

  • if they can figure out how to use a nintendo, they can fukin figure out how to use a fukin oxygen mask

  • in the unlikely event !BULLSHIT! ahahahhahahahaha

  • the chick was trying so hard not to laugh

  • toot bloody toot.......ahahahhahhahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahaahahahahaha

  • Fucking BANG!

  • FUCK EM

  • he's a top man lol

  • you can lean forward all you fucken like,still gonna hit the ground at 900 fucken kms an hour. almost fucking pissed myself

  • if they can figure out a fucking intendo they can figure out the bloodly oxegen system

    and if there is a fucking crash landing there will be a bloodly inflatebal slide to get out of here theres something for the kiddies look at me mummy im on a bloodly slipery dip

  • Fucking bllllllllll!!!!!

  • Fucking bang! lol

  • funniest cunt around :D

  • fuckin hello, allrighty lol

  • chopper has a commercial about woman bashing but on the film which is true story he hits his girlfriend and headbutts her mum how does that work then?

  • fairly obviously the advert is chopper telling people to not make the same mistakes he did

  • It's funny on the movie though..... " Now look what you've done... your bloody mothers upset " haha

  • yeh it is funny

  • the film aint all true. it says in the movie "narrative liberties are taken. this is not a biography."

  • "Fuckin flash flash....fuckin toot toot"

    LOL XD God he's hilarious!

  • "um in the unlikely event... *cough*bullshit...there's fuckin emergency exits fuckin up this way, and down this way and where the fuckin wing coming off has ripped a big hole in the plane, just get out anyway you can alright." lol

  • lol ma dad went to his concert called harden the fuck up new zealand lol its kina affecif but he funny and kool

  • its funny how the truth is always funny - "assume the worst - coz we gonna crash at 900 Km/h"

  • ROFL that stewardess is trying so hard to not laugh.

    ~Frosty.

  • I never got this shit. Chopper already was funny as fuck. There is no point in doing a parody of him, he already is funny in the same way as a parody is.

  • aww mummy i cant breathe FUCK EM

  • toot fuckin toot yea. Some comfort that'll be if ya bloody bobbing up and down the pacific in the middle of the night!

  • "If they can figure out a fuckin nintendo, they can figure out the bloody oxygen system!" haha Class!!

  • each aircraft is subtley different, this ones flying, AND THIS ONE FUCKIN' ISN'T!

    rofl

  • If The kids can figure out the Fuckin Nintendo they can figure out the fuckin oxygen system.

  • fucking bang

  • wanker

  • top fuckin block

    FUCKIN BANG!!!

  • lmfao awesome

  • a little fuckin light flash flash and a little whistle toot fuckin toot!

  • dont assume the crash position... Assume the fucking worst...

    u can lean fword all u want... that wont fucking stop u from hitting the ground at 900kph 'fucking bang'

  • i reckon chopper should be an air hostess he would be heaps mad then ill listen more :L

  • Yeah and it'll be HELL FUNNY!!

  • assume the fucking worst

  • if they can figure out a fukin nintendo, they can figure out the fuking oxygen system

  • He got that from George Carlin's Airplane Safety stand up. Just changed the words around a little bit.

  • Fuck who was that retard laughing in the audience?

  • hes right about the kids and the masks

  • Fuckin g'day.

  • its ronnie johns u fucking idiot

  • toot fuckin' toot lol

  • flash fuckin flash!! lol

  • in the unlikely event COUGH bullshit!

  • lol why doesnt the real chopper have ears

  • cause he got them chopped off in jail to win a bet with the screws that he'd be out of H Division by that afternoon.

  • the only reason the real chopper cut his ears of was because the people in the H division were gonna kill him and wen he asked to be moved he was told the only way they were gonna move him was if he was bleeding to death. not because of som bet

  • he got em chopped off in prison

  • No it's a comedian, the real chopper doesn't have ears

  • ROFL AT 0:57 FUCKEN ERRRRrrrr!! ROFL FUCKEN BANG!! STILL BE HITTING THE GROUND AT 900 KS PER FUKN HOUR! FARKENNNN BANG!

  • is it just me or is a little kid in the crowd and you can hear him laughing ?

  • i say fucken BANG all the time ahhaha, best phrase

  • "In the unlikely event... BULLSHIT!"

  • Ello,

  • Toot fuckin Toot HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • fucken bang!

  • dude its our comment we'll say what we fuckin' like

  • finaly a smart person

  • Toot fucking toot!

  • if they can figure out a fuckin nintendo , they can figure out a fuckin oxygen system,, pmsl

  • toot fuckin toot

  • Fuckn Tops

  • ohhh mummy i cant breathe FUK EM if they can figure out a nintendo they can figure out a oxygen mask lol

  • notfucking likley

  • CHOPPERR ATW :]

  • Fuckin BANG

  • Thanks for choosing choppa air, enjoy your fuckin flight!

    Hahahaha, nice.

  • mate? you think ur funny or something? like honestly settle the fuck down

  • Dont assume the crash position, assume the fuken worst lol

  • dthis vid is really funny

  • toot fucking toot!

  • if they can figure out a fuckin nintendo they can figure out the bloody oxygen system

  • and im the unlikly event hmhmh BULLSHIT hahahahahaha fukin flash flash toot fukin toot FUKIN BANG hahahahahah so funy

  • no chopper better

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