"If something does go wrong don't just assume the brace position assume the fuckin worst."
"There are exits fuckin down there and to the fuckin sides and where the fuckin wing falling off has torn a fuckin hole in the wall just fuckin get out any way you fuckin can."
Lol I wish he had the safety presentations on all the flights I've been on
Because, If you have been on a fuckin plane, you'd fuckin know BEFORE the fuckin plane is fuckin flying there is some fuckwit standing at the front demonstrating. Put that in your fuckin head you space cadet
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if they can figure out a fucking intendo they can figure out the bloodly oxegen system
and if there is a fucking crash landing there will be a bloodly inflatebal slide to get out of here theres something for the kiddies look at me mummy im on a bloodly slipery dip
chopper has a commercial about woman bashing but on the film which is true story he hits his girlfriend and headbutts her mum how does that work then?
"um in the unlikely event... *cough*bullshit...there's fuckin emergency exits fuckin up this way, and down this way and where the fuckin wing coming off has ripped a big hole in the plane, just get out anyway you can alright." lol
I never got this shit. Chopper already was funny as fuck. There is no point in doing a parody of him, he already is funny in the same way as a parody is.
the only reason the real chopper cut his ears of was because the people in the H division were gonna kill him and wen he asked to be moved he was told the only way they were gonna move him was if he was bleeding to death. not because of som bet
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I'm alot like choppa LOL my name is reid and ive never been on a plane. oh yea everyone thinks i fukin swear to fuckin much - fukin bullshit fuckin if fuckin you fucking ask fukin me. LOL choppa is da man
if they can figure out a fucking nintendo they can figure out the oxygen
TheJono5550 3 weeks ago in playlist copper read
"fuckin' flash flsah" "a little whistle toot fuckin' toot"
nicamy8988 8 months ago
I want Chopper t odo the safety demonstration when I fly next....
LOLPWN1234 8 months ago
fucken hilarious, although i dont think id fly on chopper airlines. vote up if u wouldnt either
MrAvEnGeR73 9 months ago
"Little fuckin' whistle, Toot fuckin' Toot"
3br0rn 11 months ago
thank for choosing chopper air, enjoy your fucken flight!
AzzaIves 1 year ago
the 'air hostess' is trying so hard not to laugh during the video
cammo54321 1 year ago 19
its funny how the top rated comments are always quotes from the video
krishsarox17 1 year ago 13
Grishnack is probobaly German for Dickhead :D.
SteelHammer5000 1 year ago
why... does it say grishnak in the corner?
SSmetalwarslut 1 year ago
Toot Fuckin Toot
Webstermate 1 year ago
toot fuckin toot
MrHarrison246 1 year ago
"in the unlikely event! BULLSHIT!!!"
MrFSX97 1 year ago 9
toot fucking toot
coddbro 1 year ago
toot fuckin toot
james987654321qwerty 1 year ago
Thumbs up for anset australia
Rafdaganga 1 year ago
@Rafdaganga fail
0070Xedilian 1 year ago 3
"If something does go wrong don't just assume the brace position assume the fuckin worst."
"There are exits fuckin down there and to the fuckin sides and where the fuckin wing falling off has torn a fuckin hole in the wall just fuckin get out any way you fuckin can."
Lol I wish he had the safety presentations on all the flights I've been on
SeamoSuper 1 year ago
Toot Fuken Toot
GVR1250644 1 year ago
i assure u, there are 9 people who don't have a fucking sense of fucking humor....
im1hecticwog 1 year ago
in the unlikely event, BULLSHIT. lol
400sean 1 year ago
dude i was on dat plane i got his aughtograph
freekaleek876 1 year ago
@freekaleek876 It's a set, this wasn't filmed on a plane.
F35Pride 1 year ago 3
@freekaleek876 you idiot
FlabbaGab12 1 year ago
dude i was on dat plane i got his aughtograph
freekaleek876 1 year ago
Gotta love the Chopper Reid! Wish there were more like him!!! LMAO!
sambvka1 1 year ago
Greaatt !
NzKMaN1 1 year ago
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how the fuk are ya!
crowebhoy1888 1 year ago
fukin around with with peanuts..lol
boazandjiacinth 1 year ago
oh mummy i cant fuckin breathe...fuck em
kytscuz 1 year ago 6
You can bloody lean forward all you fucken like, we're still gonna hit the ground at 900 k's an fucken hour...... fucken BANG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
MrBUSABAZZ 1 year ago 8
fucken chopper reid here i am running through air saftey if i do not do a good job We might all fucken die
BullDust99 1 year ago 2
at least hes honest
darkwarrior1383 1 year ago 4
toot fucking toot
Hiddenbehindmasks 1 year ago
Bloody toot fuckin toot
Idunno wat comfort that'll bring ya when ur bobbin up nd down in the pacific
3zzA93 1 year ago
ahhahahahahahah!!! I love this guy lmaoo!
samanthaquinn0001 1 year ago
@samanthaquinn0001 i agree.
SuperTechno111 1 year ago
ah mummy i cant breath ... fuck em if they can work out a nintendo they can figure out the bloddy oxygen mask hahahahaha
MrJoeboy111 1 year ago 2
in the unlikely event *BULLSHIT*
LOLL
macfanboi1 1 year ago
fucken ehh.....
crazychriskilla 1 year ago
lol
ididnothing1 1 year ago
If they can figure out a fucken nintendo, they can work out the bloody oxygen system!
TheMetalCOREman 1 year ago 2
YEH FUCK EM..FIGURE IT OUT THEMSELVES
azzey5hit 1 year ago
Im on fucking fire im having a best time of my life :D :D:D genius
RomanSedlak 1 year ago
fucken bang
eazyice1 1 year ago
Now I don't wanna go on an airplane!!
Lol
therealmusa 1 year ago
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg he is my husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha
don't just assume the crash position assume the f ing worst lllllloooollllll
TheMissPiggy11 1 year ago
This plane may be flying, but this one fuckin' isn't.
deathmetalshredify 1 year ago 3
Because, If you have been on a fuckin plane, you'd fuckin know BEFORE the fuckin plane is fuckin flying there is some fuckwit standing at the front demonstrating. Put that in your fuckin head you space cadet
rwofhunter 1 year ago
Great video! To the people that wanted to download, its so easy. In your URL location bar type the letters "pwn" in front of "youtube", and hit enter.
hapokas7a 1 year ago
LOL, love the sly Carlin tribute thar, at 1:25 - 1:38. Very reminiscent from his "airplane announcements" bit.
Philx4xFar 1 year ago
Hahahahah
Slippery Dip
hahahhahahah
skatedonduck 2 years ago
lol....
MiddlesFinger 2 years ago
Don't just assume the crash position,assume the fuckin worst!
listerone 2 years ago 73
toot fuckin toot flash fuckin flash
nickyboi72 2 years ago
Toot fuckin toot! ha ha ha ha ha ha
wetwipey 2 years ago
in the unlikely event "bullshit" pmsl
TBEMadMan 2 years ago 2
FUCKEN BANG!
stonycum 2 years ago
TO funny!
rihannarox11 2 years ago
u can lean down all you want were still gonna go down 900ks an hour.... FUCKEN BANG! LOL
246godie 2 years ago 3
hahaha love it
Nodrico 2 years ago
u can lean 4ward all u like ur still gonna hit the ground at 900km an hour. funniest stuff eva
39nbaballer 2 years ago
fucking bang!
deltakiwi 2 years ago 2
if they can figure out how to use a nintendo, they can fukin figure out how to use a fukin oxygen mask
thechipmunkkiller 2 years ago 2
in the unlikely event !BULLSHIT! ahahahhahahahaha
beccaz678 2 years ago
the chick was trying so hard not to laugh
rayhuang 2 years ago 4
toot bloody toot.......ahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
greigy10 2 years ago
Fucking BANG!
superawesomeshaz17 2 years ago 2
FUCK EM
docker24 2 years ago 7
he's a top man lol
kiwiROCKER09 2 years ago
you can lean forward all you fucken like,still gonna hit the ground at 900 fucken kms an hour. almost fucking pissed myself
wtf346 2 years ago
if they can figure out a fucking intendo they can figure out the bloodly oxegen system
and if there is a fucking crash landing there will be a bloodly inflatebal slide to get out of here theres something for the kiddies look at me mummy im on a bloodly slipery dip
crazymonkeyman911 2 years ago 2
Fucking bllllllllll!!!!!
heychicabumbum1 2 years ago
Fucking bang! lol
MerrilandzDrummer 2 years ago
funniest cunt around :D
Drum2That1 2 years ago 5
fuckin hello, allrighty lol
Suppressingfire 2 years ago
chopper has a commercial about woman bashing but on the film which is true story he hits his girlfriend and headbutts her mum how does that work then?
bitbot22 2 years ago
fairly obviously the advert is chopper telling people to not make the same mistakes he did
spuzzdawg 2 years ago
It's funny on the movie though..... " Now look what you've done... your bloody mothers upset " haha
RadKuntSmith 2 years ago 3
yeh it is funny
bitbot22 2 years ago
the film aint all true. it says in the movie "narrative liberties are taken. this is not a biography."
850kell531 2 years ago
"Fuckin flash flash....fuckin toot toot"
LOL XD God he's hilarious!
jessywilson 2 years ago
"um in the unlikely event... *cough*bullshit...there's fuckin emergency exits fuckin up this way, and down this way and where the fuckin wing coming off has ripped a big hole in the plane, just get out anyway you can alright." lol
FIFAbandit 2 years ago
lol ma dad went to his concert called harden the fuck up new zealand lol its kina affecif but he funny and kool
xolilprinssesox 2 years ago
its funny how the truth is always funny - "assume the worst - coz we gonna crash at 900 Km/h"
cka23 2 years ago 4
ROFL that stewardess is trying so hard to not laugh.
~Frosty.
Rapidpanda1st 2 years ago 3
I never got this shit. Chopper already was funny as fuck. There is no point in doing a parody of him, he already is funny in the same way as a parody is.
pscucailin 2 years ago 2
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you get borin after a while ya fat fuck i ope chopper fuckn smokes u !!
20smigger08 2 years ago
aww mummy i cant breathe FUCK EM
anthskiiez 2 years ago
toot fuckin toot yea. Some comfort that'll be if ya bloody bobbing up and down the pacific in the middle of the night!
Phenom713 2 years ago
"If they can figure out a fuckin nintendo, they can figure out the bloody oxygen system!" haha Class!!
feelmycalves 2 years ago
each aircraft is subtley different, this ones flying, AND THIS ONE FUCKIN' ISN'T!
rofl
stereotypical213 2 years ago
If The kids can figure out the Fuckin Nintendo they can figure out the fuckin oxygen system.
BimboBeth13 2 years ago
fucking bang
kiekerfan1 2 years ago
wanker
lamage89 2 years ago
top fuckin block
FUCKIN BANG!!!
jezzamaleza 2 years ago
lmfao awesome
holdenhq34 3 years ago
a little fuckin light flash flash and a little whistle toot fuckin toot!
sk8er14200 3 years ago
dont assume the crash position... Assume the fucking worst...
u can lean fword all u want... that wont fucking stop u from hitting the ground at 900kph 'fucking bang'
Khaiproductions 3 years ago 7
i reckon chopper should be an air hostess he would be heaps mad then ill listen more :L
weirdyetrebelious 3 years ago 2
Yeah and it'll be HELL FUNNY!!
JdBoii94 2 years ago
assume the fucking worst
lextc4205 3 years ago 2
if they can figure out a fukin nintendo, they can figure out the fuking oxygen system
chopstikmaster333 3 years ago 53
He got that from George Carlin's Airplane Safety stand up. Just changed the words around a little bit.
klord69rocks 2 years ago
Fuck who was that retard laughing in the audience?
Mantax66 3 years ago 8
hes right about the kids and the masks
s864 3 years ago
Fuckin g'day.
JdBoii94 3 years ago
its ronnie johns u fucking idiot
frobinhood 3 years ago
toot fuckin' toot lol
popo2277 3 years ago
flash fuckin flash!! lol
racecardriver467 3 years ago
in the unlikely event COUGH bullshit!
mcalpha3 3 years ago
lol why doesnt the real chopper have ears
NeAnOmPa 3 years ago
cause he got them chopped off in jail to win a bet with the screws that he'd be out of H Division by that afternoon.
Gangus77 3 years ago
the only reason the real chopper cut his ears of was because the people in the H division were gonna kill him and wen he asked to be moved he was told the only way they were gonna move him was if he was bleeding to death. not because of som bet
townsvilleisrealcool 3 years ago
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oh, I thought he just cut his ears off because he was a fucken dumb cunt
toranamunter 3 years ago
he got em chopped off in prison
racecardriver467 3 years ago
No it's a comedian, the real chopper doesn't have ears
smwebb82 3 years ago
ROFL AT 0:57 FUCKEN ERRRRrrrr!! ROFL FUCKEN BANG!! STILL BE HITTING THE GROUND AT 900 KS PER FUKN HOUR! FARKENNNN BANG!
camzaidz 3 years ago
is it just me or is a little kid in the crowd and you can hear him laughing ?
wolfchildsarah 3 years ago
i say fucken BANG all the time ahhaha, best phrase
juzzen 3 years ago
"In the unlikely event... BULLSHIT!"
darkrx777 3 years ago
Ello,
aaronboi07 3 years ago
Toot fuckin Toot HAHAHAHAHAHA
Scynthos 3 years ago
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honestly, shut the fuck up, stop repeating everything he says, we heard it on the video, it doesnt make it funnier reading it.
thank you
Adio11223 3 years ago
fucken bang!
basharbers 3 years ago 3
dude its our comment we'll say what we fuckin' like
BeauG1990 3 years ago 7
finaly a smart person
zezeroxx 3 years ago
Toot fucking toot!
jonnas1987007 3 years ago
if they can figure out a fuckin nintendo , they can figure out a fuckin oxygen system,, pmsl
burnleybadguy 3 years ago
toot fuckin toot
Thestickmaniacdude 3 years ago
Fuckn Tops
dukelukem111 3 years ago
ohhh mummy i cant breathe FUK EM if they can figure out a nintendo they can figure out a oxygen mask lol
kingwithking 3 years ago 2
notfucking likley
ladysovreighnrocks 3 years ago
CHOPPERR ATW :]
kstahhhD 3 years ago 3
Fuckin BANG
UneekGreek 3 years ago 4
Thanks for choosing choppa air, enjoy your fuckin flight!
Hahahaha, nice.
MurderDeathKill01 3 years ago 3
mate? you think ur funny or something? like honestly settle the fuck down
buddyman1232 3 years ago
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I'm alot like choppa LOL my name is reid and ive never been on a plane. oh yea everyone thinks i fukin swear to fuckin much - fukin bullshit fuckin if fuckin you fucking ask fukin me. LOL choppa is da man
Reidworks 3 years ago
Dont assume the crash position, assume the fuken worst lol
DeereFear 3 years ago 4
dthis vid is really funny
Gazmasta87 3 years ago 6
toot fucking toot!
quenchedinlife 3 years ago 7
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harden the fuck up isayhinowbye
and cjpringle
just ha' ha' harden the fucker up...
Jervik1314 3 years ago
if they can figure out a fuckin nintendo they can figure out the bloody oxygen system
faggoy69 3 years ago 25
and im the unlikly event hmhmh BULLSHIT hahahahahaha fukin flash flash toot fukin toot FUKIN BANG hahahahahah so funy
chadreedyamaha14 3 years ago 17
no chopper better
rix145 4 years ago 16
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Chuck norris rulles
isayhinowbye 4 years ago
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ansett losers
cjpringle 4 years ago