Sea lion jumped onto my kayak

[matthewlovesbritney]

Lol this proper made me laugh!!!:')

[archystudentbc]

He wanted your boat.

[JaeJae12592]

Um Sharks hunt seals and you allowed that seal to jump on the kayak?

[Darkflay123]

What are YOU doing in the seals kayak? Thats right..

[apfeldk]

haha its funny cos its gonna kick ur ass

[jjdrama]

Probably she actually.

[juddi90]

Haha random much

[ypoons89]

Awesome!! What are the chances???

[swordwhale1]

Hilarious! Wonder what he was running from?

[JaeJae12592]

@swordwhale1 sharks!

[bayfly12]

that was so cool

[XxShiloh]

'they see me trollin'... they hatin' xD hahahaha just imagine!

[oklahomaisok]

He's kind of pretty sitting there.

[angelkit123]

So weird

[mvinci145]

i was thinking shark in the water also. he probably was trying to push u in for shark bait

[smokedacron420]

That is so freaking cute!

[Skylovesyoufool]

Seal: -jumps on kayak- 'Sup Brah?

[konghey]

0:44 eyy u got some beer down here?

[rockstarrist]

Just sun bathing.

[fortesoflyy]

car jacking, sea lion style~

[morecowbell69]

Great White very nearby, I would say. Your kayak now looks like a seal hoagie

[PunchDrunk411]

haha i love it this is priceless

[davidsonbasser]

What you dont see is the huge dark silhouette thats floating right under the water....

[gizzy264]

hhmm... a sea lion jumped onto your kayak huh? I wonder what the sea lion was scared of.. let's prick our fingers to bleed and put them in the water to find out!!! =-)

[lukefraser77]

bloody hell mate thats one way to pick up i guess. Thats the funniest thing I've seen since the cak or was it a yow. Cracking day though classic

[clicheanonperson]

Hahahahaha he tried to kayak jack you

[frankabagnale4mil]

That happens to me all the time because I am the lord of the seals.

[SnowmanBiggz]

you know why he got possessive? you didnt have any fish to give him for tricks and said 'man screw this guy'

[Blackrose6767]

A hitch hiking sealion!!! Lol That amazing!!

[OneOceanOrca]

I mean -3

[OneOceanOrca]

Awww-3-3

[ExequieI]

I''d be fucking scared,

[bozzi16]

Grand Theft Kayak - Sealion Edition

[PenisFingerss]

Ha, he wanted to steal your kayak. <3

[rainbowanime2]

what a cute seal hehe your lucky to get close to that seal man.

[GhostFaceUnicorn]

I say pet em!

[Kisseyhersh123]

joy ride for free

[InternetSenation]

I'M ON A KAYAK! I'M ON A KAYAK! TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHAFUCKING KAYAK!

[beeferetown]

Its saying hey mate there's a killer whale down there would you mind taking me to shore?

[xdir]

Hope it pulled its weight, or was it sitting at the back for a free-ride...

[gingerisevil02]

As cute as this is it's kinda sad wild life is getting so relaxed with humans it's dangerous for them. But omg.... Didn't think about the shark factor!! And sharks attack from below that would've been scary!!

[BassinMike06]

That is awesome.

[ensile]

sitting duck for a mean white pointer. good luck

[aspxDEFINED]

WOW that is soo cool. Wish that happened to me. i'd be rofling. then capsizing hhaha

[savagegalt]

CAA

Agents

were probably swimming nearby

[ridgeback69z]

Everybody ready to go snorkeling?

[Sakul1321]

i bet there was a great white in the water!

[robbieballs]

!!THAT IS SO COOL !!

[ShwamoRox787]

ar ar

[alienkilla22]

Andre the seal: The REAL Movie

[OldSkoolgamerz]

He probably needed something to get away from a shark or something. Animals can be so interesting sometimes. =P

[CommonSense0695]

just wanted to use the toilet. dont shit where you eat

[fullfist]

@CommonSense0695 LOOOOOOOOL xD

[DMSteller87]

"I should have thought of this a long time ago." - sea lion

[dontcareboutname1]

the sea lion was probably hunting and instinctively retreated to land and the kayak being the only thing he could get on top your lucky you didnt get side swiped by a shark

[BlackAndGreenYoshi]

The seal was like

Its to cold down there!

[Poochilo]

There was probably a shark or a whale down below.

[avalanch08]

Bitches this is mine now!

[patclaudowen]

Probably escaped from orca's. Smart seal

[AmazingWonderwalrus]

Man: There's a seal on my kayak!

Seal:...

...

WASSUUUUPP

[ChoasMonkey95]

@AmazingWonderwalrus #Scream Movie Voice LOL

[Fuzzycop]

Did it ever occur to you that he might have wanted to escape a larger predator?

[gregoryjamesaustin]

Probably a shark in the water and he wanted out.

[adamberg666]

I want to pet it. I wish one would jump on my kayak but im in Minnesota. lol

[mrmadmanknows1]

@adamberg666 i dont know if they would like the 1 1/5 feet of ice we get one our lakes, maybe lake superiour but i doubt it. and where do you kayak

[adamberg666]

@mrmadmanknows1 Pretty much all over central MN. Its a great sport.

[mrmadmanknows1]

@adamberg666 it is but i wish we had alot more people that would do it

[UFGatorGuy20]

Like a BAUS. 

[xoOnatalieOox]

awesome....

[srb8522]

Probably a shark in the water

[virtu812]

@srb8522 Yes,i think so

[beforeandalsoafter]

holy crap, that's crazy

[SeanStrife]

I'm sure that sea lion was thinking "They see me rollin'... they hatin'..."

[cryingangel2515]

...its a sea lion, not a seal. had a lady in san diego give me the 411 on the differences :P

[TheMostHayted]

i would have been scared cuz sharks loove eating them little guys

[wolfsmoon123]

@tsilva1970 thats just mean

[WarBob56565]

I would feel so uncomfortable knowing Orca's and Great Whites hunt them. Most likely it was jumping up there from fear.

[booty5584]

hey big guy, did you ever consider that the reason it jumped up onto the kayak is what was in the water also like maybe a shark or killer whale?

[frostvil27]

Puck it bro.. If shes female.. Nobody see..... Its up to you bro..

[frostvil27]

Smash it bro... Let him know.. You are the boss...

[95stangdude]

"James, to the shore. And make it ASAP!!" lol

[champl94]

just to say the seal jumped on because there where sharks in the water.

[InspireToChange]

In there tongue he Sealvakiin....SEAL BORN!!!!! SEALVAKIIN SEALVAKIIN NOFA TU ERA!!!

[dwaydway1]

soo fuckin cool!!!

[09pcgamer]

the dogs of the ocean :)

[OoMASEoO]

that is so cool!

[chachacha872]

it needed a ride

[anindya2cool4u]

Taxiii, shore please ...............

[bane1816]

fuck that! My luck a great white would have followed it.

[EpicVblogs]

I guess he never really fully mastered Grand Theft Auto

[fishmaster408]

yeah he was avoiding the great white underneath you

[TheBaronofBallstein]

LOL Seal onto your kayak.. Cute, funny BUT.. Next time a Seal jumps on board... be aware.. there might be an Orca lurking around..

[AKAPIG13]

Bet it saw a shark below hahaha using you as cover....... cool vid

[ismokewead420]

lol i would have punched it in the face.

[19Jones91]

@ismokewead420 Why?

[heartofchubbs]

HA HA HA!....cute. beware though, SEALS are orcas' fav snacks! they may be seeking ya Kayak for refuge O_O"

[gokilforce09]

your boat is orange like taxi

[flylikeIdo1]

@Shrila1 Smart comeback. Go swim with a seal and post the video of how nice they are.

[WALSTEADH0USE]

@flylikeIdo I simply can't believe how ignorant and opinionated you are. You tell someone to post a video of swimming with seals do you? Well, DUH, here are plenty on youtube already motormouth. Check out "Swimming w/ Wild Seals: CazzMatt in Seal Magic. New Zealand". You think all seals are mean do you? Yeah right. LOL!

You have absolutely NO IDEA what you're on about so I suggest you shut up and go somewhere where your arrogance and ignorance will be tolerated - like a pre-school?

[flylikeIdo1]

@Shrila1 Some people are smart and others are not. We now know you belong to the later part of that statement.

[WALSTEADH0USE]

@flylikeIdo1 Actually - YOU are the one who is obvioulsly not very smart - but you ARE incredibly pompous and arrogant.. Fancy trying to argue such a ridiculous point - you might wantt to look in the mirror - if your head can let you close enough to see.

[flylikeIdo1]

@WALSTEADH0USE How many seals have you ACTUALLY had an encounter with? I know you think that nature is loving and PEACEFUL but in reality seals are MEAN, they HAVE to be in ORDER to survive in an OCEAN full of PREDATORS which btw INCLUDES humans. That SEAL was in NO way wanting to "PLAY" and if YOU think otherwise you are RETARDED.

[WALSTEADH0USE]

@flylikeIdo1 I've had encounters with literally hundreds of seals having lived in Mull for 1st 24 years of my life. So don't tell me what I already know. I've eaten them, skinned them, reared them & released them when they are healed. Saying they are all mean is the stupidest thing i have ever heard. It depends on the type of seal, the breeding cycle and their level of duress and hunger. Did the guy on the Kayak get bitten? NO!! Did it make any attempt to be mean? No! You talk crap.

[flylikeIdo1]

@Shrila1 Seals are not friendly they are wild animals and will bite you for no reason. It most likely wanted out of the water due to a large predator trying to eat it. Not to play with the humans. Nice thought but highly unlikely.

[Warriorghostninja]

omg...

[Deflection]

You just turned your kayak into a top water bait for great whites, good job:-)

[metalrock111]

Hey cool video...and I'm really intrigued that this happened to you in North LA county. Though the season is moving away from summer...fast, I just bought my first kayak and am excited about using it in the waters around malibu. Do you have any tips, places to recommend, places not to go. Perhaps more knowledge regarding sea life...like sharky areas...

Thanks

[oneshotjonny]

that is cool.. must be some friendly seals out there i reckon :)

[unnamedorempty]

i think he wanted a ride

[IndigoCat17]

Awwwwww that is adorable <3

[baranguirus]

Holy shit! Yur lucky!!!

[tehnoobshot5]

that sea lion should rock the kayak, dont rock the kayak baby rock the kayak dont tip the kayak ovaaa rock the kayyyyyyak.

[maryjane41995]

the seals like ooohhh yeaaa gettin my tan on!!

[kurtis123y]

Seal: There was a great white around me.. sorry guys.

[Tylpak]

thats awesome

[OnShoreGuide]

LOL

[youkilledkiller22]

That is so cool.

[yurikomuro]

Get your delicious seal meat!

[aubawubbetkitty]

seals just like:

"Dude. Get off the kayak. It's mine now. YOU go into the water. Im sure i could steer this thing."

[twilightprincess640]

0_0

Can you please teach me how you summon animals?

[Matt2779]

It's true what one of the posters here said. There was more than likely a shark in the water and the Sea lion was trying to escape.

[tylord6420]

sea lion stole my kayak!

[FoxGuy777]

"Sir, I would greatly appreciate your leaving of my raft."

"Oh, I believe you are quite mistaken. This appears to be my raft."

"Oh bother."

"Indeed."

[qcyoyop]

now i want to do some kayak

[UFO00000000000000000]

Sea lion:Fish & chips resturant please .

[MrKlaassje]

aaah lol'd!

[angrybear86]

Yeah, bet that great white shark circling just below the kayak had something to do with the cool visit.

[moecat1000]

it would have worried me why he wanted to get out of the water so close to you. maybe their was a shark in the water he wanted to get away from..maybe he wasn't trying to push you out of the boat ,maybe he was trying to tell you to get going big shark.lol

[Myaucat]

LOL so cute!!! you should have accommodated the seal and got off the damn kayak! LOL.

[signboyy]

the reason he is scratching himself like a dog is because sea lions are evolved from dogs. they are dogs which mutated to adapt to a marine environment

[stupid346]

@signboyy And I am evolved from a butterfly...It's doing that because it has an itch, thats all you had to say...

[signboyy]

@stupid346

i guess you cant differentiate between distant relatives and close relatives on the evolutionary family tree

[Chernobog2]

@signboyy no, that isn't how evolution works, hon.

[signboyy]

@Chernobog2

you need to research it.

[Chernobog2]

@signboyy evolution is not "mutating to adapt." it is a gradual change in the inherited triats of a population over many generations, sometimes resulting in the emergence of a new species. sometimes these changes are caused by mutation, but that alone is not evolution.

also Pinnipeds (seals, sea lions, and walruses) did not evolve from dogs, they are both of the sub-order California, but are no more related to dogs than bears or skunks. i study biology, i know things like this.

[stupid346]

Sea Lion: I'm the king of the world!

[turner593]

nothing like the great white swimming just out of your eyesight is probably why that sealion is on your boat .

[NXX1]

They should solve mysteries together.

[TheInupiat]

@NXX1 theres a big shark trying to eat me

[m420carbine4]

@NXX1 ocean mysteries

[fuzzyjem3]

u saved him from an orca lol

[MusicalGirl4983]

This is prescious! Seal and sea lions have been my favorite animal since I was 3 years old. Aw that is amazing. I would LOVE to share a kayak with one :) I love when he "ort orts" at 44 seconds!!

[tsilva1970]

punch that little jerk in his face, that will then make him dizzy. and throw him in the water, he wont be able to swim very well cus he is all dizzy and stupid, and then he will be easer for a shark to eat him, try it , its very entertaing.

[69southpole]

@tsilva1970 LMAO

[Froggypwn]

@PwnerTheBoner And if he doesnt care?

[wolfsmoon123]

@tsilva1970 ,why dont u like animals?just wondering,that was just mean

[kh101100]

I would leave it on my kayak forever.... and pet it

[J3lli3B3aR]

@kh101100 - I was gonna say... why the hell aren't you trying to pet it!

[Skitzo520]

just chillin

[theBOURN3idiot]

I like how he doesn't even acknowledge you and is just chillen.

[neptunescrush]

It is his territory! Get off their waters stupid human!

[Backfromthedeadguy]

@neptunescrush What was he doing that was so offensive?

[dwkfym1]

yeah don't be nice to seals. they are assholes. if you feed them they'll start following you everywhere, and try to steal shit from you.

[DjArpegius]

imagine it shits

[molsen4960]

I would have crapped my pants... LOL

[auzi18]

He was trying to shove you out of the kayak hoping the Orca that was chasing him would eat you instead.

[JaCalsGal]

lol I love how the sea lion has its nose stuck up in the air! Makes him trying to bogart your kayak even funnier haha

[jamescraig2000]

You cant fool us, that accent was not Southern California

[cunnidvd]

@jamescraig2000 oh yeah right. everyone in LA is from Southern California.

[sidekick099]

i wish that was me, maybe he would teach me how to swim faster :/

[Jessekin32]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[irememberlarry]

Very nice sea lion you have there.

[lilrara11804]

so cool... but honestly, i think i'd kinda freak... dey gots teeth! And shars love em... you should try to sell this to the maker of the kayak for an ad... if not for the sheer awesomeness to make ppl want to get out there, then to show just how stable they are.

[agun17]

Sea Lion: Where does this taxi go?

[sailor7mikepinon]

what a badass new best friend. and it just seems so chill. the kinda guy you can bring to a party and not worry he'll get crazy...

[OnlyJohnHere]

OMG! THAT IS SOO CUTE! I THINK IF THAT WERE ME I WOULD JUST DIE!!

[Peorhum]

My 1st thought would be to look around and while where the shark or killer whale was that chased it onto my boat

[Peorhum]

@Peorhum make that *wonder* where...dam brain and fingers don't work together well at times

[ballygeale1]

where u get seals dont u get great whites as well

[dasgemuse]

your in his world, therefor you are on HIS kayak.

[lesatseaside]

you're lucky that was a little pup, and not a full grown, 2,000 Lb. adult. -hehe.

[omguregood]

I woulda slapped the shit out of that thing and feed it to the sharks if it tries pushing me out of MY DAMN KAYAK

[nesara26]

@omguregood Omg! That thing would not harm ANYBODY!