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  • 1:03 you're a pfat woman

  • I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on my motherfuckin' pants!

  • wasted of youtube video space. that was not an attack, stupid. look up attack in the dictionary.

  • how you interview for a tv newshost job: "okay....now let's see how well you can fake-laugh...."

  • 50 60 pounds wow hes so strong

  • why was there a monkey in the background

  • That bullshit reporter in the studio was the biggest cunt of them all. The athmosphere of artificial family cosiness on a sunday keeps most of the people satisfied.

  • if you changed the word "attacked" to "cuddled", you'd probably get more thumbs up

  • when he started acting all fucking queer I was hoping the snake would bite him

  • Man, there's some haters out there. It's silly, it's funny, and it's a little bit raunchy, but some folks gotta complain... :(

  • She found her destined mate.

  • this 1 is gay

  • stupid reporter.. :)

  • what type of snake is that? Albino Python?

  • inappropriately named, should be renamed "Tickled Live"

  • This faggot preferred if it went up his scrotum.

  • That for touching the snake private area.

    Sick man.

    Why don't you touch the woman instead.

  • "Snake molests reporter on LIVE TV"

    Fixed.

  • I think he liked it...lumpy

  • wish it took a shit on him instead

  • THE SNAKE IS DRY HUMPING HIM

  • WOooow what an attack.

    Stupid reporters.

  • trouser snake rumba, lol

  • there are many words to use to describe what just happened and "attacks" is not one of them. very funny. :D

  • He looks like he'd prefer it from the back

  • He got erection

  • OH MY GOD......DID HE DIE???

    Sarcasm anyone?

  • it looks like virgin...

  • LOL

  • not all americans are like that i mean i kno what an attack is and i have been attacked a blood python tore my hand open like a month ago just cuz she wanted to. i work with snakes alot and i have been biten countless times

  • lol, that's really funny :)

  • stupid american reporter. fat ass

  • i agree with dkoy this videois fucking SHIT!

  • dont work with animals damn i woz hopeing for strangulation

  • lololl 0:49 << snake did a good job

  • hope my babe attacks me tonight too....

  • Oh my gosh that video! I laughed SOOO hard!! Pervert snake!

  • i dont understand why that woman lagh like that. its not even funny

  • dont subscribe

  • prob 1 of those times where u needed 2 b there.

  • lame

  • 0:49 ... Besides his Doctor no one else has touched him there!

  • OMFG that snake is not attacking. Lame title of the videoclip.

  • thats just shit

  • pedo snake lol

  • Im getting really bad delay on this video now is anyone else?

  • snake is gay, pretended to be the guys penis :D

  • thats called a trouser snake

  • more like, Snake Molest Report, and lol at the camera man or woman laughing

  • Hey will you check this video and see if you are getting delay on it?

  • get a room

  • hmm a snitherly sensation for reporter...lol/././

  • I wonder what the snake saw in him...

  • he is getting horny

  • He got a boner after that.

  • well i didnt notice and im gay.....this dude is married

  • molested by a snake

  • i laughed my ass off LOL

  • Not funny at all.

  • wtf, that is not an attack. not funny.

  • you can never trust that kind of animals

  • I rather trust a snake before a human being

  • i would never hold this kind of animal in my arms even they give me 1 milion dollars

  • wow that snake was horny

  • I will have a certain word called CREEPS NOW AND HAVE DREAMS *SHUDDER* DAM!

  • lol

    journalists are stupid

  • Ha Ha HA That is Hilarious. Wrong title though

  • I expected to see a man choking to death.

    Instead I see a guy get stroked by a fuckin snake?

  • nope he has no erection, it's obvious he doesn't. funny video

  • seriously, wasnt that funny.

  • He got a hard on.

  • it is soo funni he has an erection lol

  • thats a pretty small eretion. i dont see it

  • LOL me neither, are u sure he had an erection?

  • asshole

  • Not as funny as the python that wrapped around the Denver weatherman's face in 2006 or he python that escaped from a bag on "Good Morning Denver" in 2007. Better than the Python that died on the Denver evening news in 2008.

    dgulf

  • Its a albino burmise python, I have handled bigger, about 10 feet long

  • wow wasn't that funny bitch.

  • lol laugh at 1:10 - 1:13

  • not funny

  • really good. Thanks.

  • dumb!!!

  • not so funny -.-

  • thats the funnyist thing i have ever seen. lol.

  • that was rubbish.. i keep snakes .... thats NOT an attack or a crazy snake.. sigh.. americans are too easily amused.. it was simply using its muslces to balance and move.. boring!

  • dude not all americans are dumb, people are people fuck

  • koooolllll

  • they act like they are in Kindergarten, pathetic

  • and you act like a dick. let them laugh, let them have fun. life is short and shitty.

  • @NguyenThiKhiem how am i acting like a dick? I typed a comment based on what I saw? You are a dick and a CUNT for being an asshole for commenting such a moronic comment!

  • haha its a rare shot..cute little python XD

  • lol :P

  • he is sooo cute.... i am jealous of the snake ;)

  • lol...

  • hahahahaha

  • Bahahahaha! I wasn't expecting that!

  • what a ugly laugh, id fuck her tho

  • Must have been a trouser snake

  • i have a trouser snake

  • We used to boat down the bayou shooting water mocassins with a 22cal rifle, 22 magnum that is. Snakes would sun in the bushes, on logs, on top large rocks, we'd smack 'em dead.

  • who is this retarded woman laughing so stupid.

  • hahah the people high fiver eachother

  • that snake is a horndog lol

  • wat a horny snake!

  • There laugh is priceless! hahahaha!

  • Really funny.

    Beautiful snake, too.

  • LOL, she does doesn't she.

  • Man, that's a beautiful Albino Burm. I've got one and they are great animal. I'm actually holding mine in my profile pic.

  • lmao, the snake was just comparing tales with him :P (i think the snake's was bigger)

  • look at his pants,he has sperm :))

  • ha ha

  • HAHAHAHA!!! Das grosse schlange!

  • lolololol

  • ah, the wonders of live tv! lol

  • hahaah that snake is a reporter molester

  • With all the bad stuff going on in the world, something that is really funny to watch. Just a snake being a snake and everyone getting a laugh out of it and no one getting killed or in a fight. Nice video, that reporter was a great sport about it too. =)

  • No really LMAO! LOL, Thats One Pervert Snake... XD

  • the tail of the snake lol it looks like his dong lol

  • lmao that is one horny ass snake i tell ya wow

  • Uhh, hot snake ;)

    Rrrr xD

    omg xD

  • is he pressing charges?

  • snAKe (voice of Herbert from Family Guy): " Hi there.....I'm a yellow snake that likes to be held....Nice to meet ya..I got a long tale.You like it......My tail is gonna go explorin...AND WE"RE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

  • attacked? lol molested

  • he got vialated

  • well good for you!

  • thanks.

  • Her laugh is awful!

  • lmao, ^_^ sounds like the wicked witch of the west

  • ok.

  • didt i say shut up lol just kidding

    ok.

  • But He Did'nt Attack Him I'm Reporting You For False Advertisment

  • Attack?! This is false advertising.

    it should've been "molested", not attcked.

    still funny though!

  • Looks like the snake only sensed another snake somewhere in there...  o.o;;

  • Finnish him off you stupid snake!

  • i know that snake needs to understand slide up and down the shaft a few more times and before you know it we have wet spots soaking thru those khakis!

  • theres no attack

  • HE DOESNT ATTACK HIM

  • i must say i am a bit jealous of that snake ;)

  • CACA.

  • omg he almost been killed!!!bad snake!!!

  • stay off the viagra Venessa

  • that lady thought it was the funniest thing in the world lol

  • The snake's a she...she's not gay, she just likes other snakes...

  • wtf i thought he was going to get attacked

  • Horny Snakes on a Plane -- The movie

  • rofl gay snake

  • LOL

    OMG ROFL

  • Girls just wanna have fun - even snake girls. :D

  • i lol'd xD xD xD

  • Dang, she was in tears lol

  • who is he kidding..you know this guy loves to have "snakes" around him ,and the anchor..Whats with the High Five?...very professional.

  • its raping season for snakes.

  • "scuse me... you're not allowed to go there..."

    bahahaha >_>

  • i'd never put a snake like that round my neck.

  • i have a pet ball python and i always put it around my neck

  • I said "I" wont put it not you.

  • a ball python??? wow thats real impressive they r considered the most child friendly snakes besides corn snakes......put a full grown burmese python around ur kneck like the one he got...

  • hes not being attacked by a snake. hes being RAPED by a snake.

  • that reminds me of the one that shows the reporter behaving as though nothing has happened whilst the man he was talking to was being "molested" by the trunk of the elephant,the poor guy was trying to wriggle out of the reach of the trunk without using his hands

  • This could have been avoided had the lady kept the snake away from his errrm crotch area instead of subjecting the poor guy to this sort of action he did rather not have,poor guy

  • lmfao

  • 0:48-0:59, awkward scene. lmaf

  • She's not attacking him....she attacked his weeewee..funny.

  • snake's just a bit randy, baby

  • that snake should go to jail for molesting that dude :)

  • lmoa

  • YO

    the reporter got game for the snake

    the snake is feeling him hard LMAOOO !

  • fuck yall

  • The snake didnt attack him...the snake molested him lol

  • What can you expect? The snake really wanted to mate and she found a particular one with one eye... LOL

  • Americans have a wierd sense of humor.

    Connor

  • If you think thats an attack your a complete d**k i mean all it did was move its tail around it doesnt know not to put its tail there! Get some glasses and learn what an attack is

  • they just did it to get more views.........

  • snake man mix will be a hideous animal

  • I find it funny and im not american, Johnny Rigman your a fucking faggot

  • it doesnt bite his balls, its the tail near his balls

  • he was going fos a wank

  • yoooo the woman laughing is fineeeeee shes on the purple suit :p