That bullshit reporter in the studio was the biggest cunt of them all. The athmosphere of artificial family cosiness on a sunday keeps most of the people satisfied.
not all americans are like that i mean i kno what an attack is and i have been attacked a blood python tore my hand open like a month ago just cuz she wanted to. i work with snakes alot and i have been biten countless times
Not as funny as the python that wrapped around the Denver weatherman's face in 2006 or he python that escaped from a bag on "Good Morning Denver" in 2007. Better than the Python that died on the Denver evening news in 2008.
that was rubbish.. i keep snakes .... thats NOT an attack or a crazy snake.. sigh.. americans are too easily amused.. it was simply using its muslces to balance and move.. boring!
@NguyenThiKhiem how am i acting like a dick? I typed a comment based on what I saw? You are a dick and a CUNT for being an asshole for commenting such a moronic comment!
We used to boat down the bayou shooting water mocassins with a 22cal rifle, 22 magnum that is. Snakes would sun in the bushes, on logs, on top large rocks, we'd smack 'em dead.
With all the bad stuff going on in the world, something that is really funny to watch. Just a snake being a snake and everyone getting a laugh out of it and no one getting killed or in a fight. Nice video, that reporter was a great sport about it too. =)
snAKe (voice of Herbert from Family Guy): " Hi there.....I'm a yellow snake that likes to be held....Nice to meet ya..I got a long tale.You like it......My tail is gonna go explorin...AND WE"RE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
i know that snake needs to understand slide up and down the shaft a few more times and before you know it we have wet spots soaking thru those khakis!
a ball python??? wow thats real impressive they r considered the most child friendly snakes besides corn snakes......put a full grown burmese python around ur kneck like the one he got...
that reminds me of the one that shows the reporter behaving as though nothing has happened whilst the man he was talking to was being "molested" by the trunk of the elephant,the poor guy was trying to wriggle out of the reach of the trunk without using his hands
This could have been avoided had the lady kept the snake away from his errrm crotch area instead of subjecting the poor guy to this sort of action he did rather not have,poor guy
If you think thats an attack your a complete d**k i mean all it did was move its tail around it doesnt know not to put its tail there! Get some glasses and learn what an attack is
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Vanessa probably wants his big fat COCK
Vegas1Joker 6 months ago
1:03 you're a pfat woman
FinalFantasyLigriv 7 months ago
I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on my motherfuckin' pants!
MrRichardsome1 7 months ago
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An attack? Fuck you!
UnitedKorean 7 months ago
wasted of youtube video space. that was not an attack, stupid. look up attack in the dictionary.
inturn23 10 months ago
how you interview for a tv newshost job: "okay....now let's see how well you can fake-laugh...."
TheXiantruth 10 months ago
50 60 pounds wow hes so strong
SMURFINTALIBAN 11 months ago
why was there a monkey in the background
redporus 11 months ago
That bullshit reporter in the studio was the biggest cunt of them all. The athmosphere of artificial family cosiness on a sunday keeps most of the people satisfied.
piffdoddy 1 year ago
if you changed the word "attacked" to "cuddled", you'd probably get more thumbs up
MissKateUK 1 year ago
when he started acting all fucking queer I was hoping the snake would bite him
dafunker00 1 year ago
Man, there's some haters out there. It's silly, it's funny, and it's a little bit raunchy, but some folks gotta complain... :(
Caseytify 1 year ago
She found her destined mate.
NYtassu 1 year ago
this 1 is gay
whatwaley 1 year ago
stupid reporter.. :)
Tomasm21 1 year ago
what type of snake is that? Albino Python?
BOGGLEO 1 year ago
inappropriately named, should be renamed "Tickled Live"
rocketman991000 1 year ago
This faggot preferred if it went up his scrotum.
DonRonter 1 year ago
That for touching the snake private area.
Sick man.
Why don't you touch the woman instead.
lazyhorse22 1 year ago
"Snake molests reporter on LIVE TV"
Fixed.
ZamielVanWeber 1 year ago
I think he liked it...lumpy
tnc07232008 1 year ago
wish it took a shit on him instead
Juaz17hmr 1 year ago
THE SNAKE IS DRY HUMPING HIM
KSIRaPiiDz1 1 year ago
WOooow what an attack.
Stupid reporters.
fakinserbin 1 year ago
trouser snake rumba, lol
PeekaPeep 1 year ago
there are many words to use to describe what just happened and "attacks" is not one of them. very funny. :D
syphonia246 1 year ago
He looks like he'd prefer it from the back
dayostical 1 year ago
He got erection
amoonavidtanha 1 year ago
OH MY GOD......DID HE DIE???
Sarcasm anyone?
lordabomity 1 year ago
it looks like virgin...
paulixpan25 1 year ago
LOL
drybone12 1 year ago
not all americans are like that i mean i kno what an attack is and i have been attacked a blood python tore my hand open like a month ago just cuz she wanted to. i work with snakes alot and i have been biten countless times
SEwickedjuggalo 1 year ago
lol, that's really funny :)
Kulexy 1 year ago
stupid american reporter. fat ass
einmarmor 1 year ago
i agree with dkoy this videois fucking SHIT!
HBK957 2 years ago
dont work with animals damn i woz hopeing for strangulation
law101 2 years ago 2
lololl 0:49 << snake did a good job
sinoflord 2 years ago
hope my babe attacks me tonight too....
schroberto 2 years ago
Oh my gosh that video! I laughed SOOO hard!! Pervert snake!
byuftbl 2 years ago 3
i dont understand why that woman lagh like that. its not even funny
wathtehill 2 years ago
dont subscribe
AJwentyoyoyoyo 2 years ago
prob 1 of those times where u needed 2 b there.
thelittlesis3 2 years ago
lame
Youtooblows919 2 years ago
0:49 ... Besides his Doctor no one else has touched him there!
EssiacHempLaetrile 2 years ago 27
OMFG that snake is not attacking. Lame title of the videoclip.
dkoy123 2 years ago 3
thats just shit
gilboEFC 2 years ago
pedo snake lol
jeltothemax 2 years ago
Im getting really bad delay on this video now is anyone else?
david052856 2 years ago
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this video sucks
reefbrazil5959 2 years ago
snake is gay, pretended to be the guys penis :D
faintingfrontrowfan 2 years ago
thats called a trouser snake
sannysorigami 2 years ago
more like, Snake Molest Report, and lol at the camera man or woman laughing
LethalTech01 2 years ago
Hey will you check this video and see if you are getting delay on it?
david052856 2 years ago
get a room
JokkiOrJokey 2 years ago
hmm a snitherly sensation for reporter...lol/././
HellsAngels2001 2 years ago
I wonder what the snake saw in him...
PePethegamesmaker 2 years ago 3
he is getting horny
cyberdyne1001 2 years ago
He got a boner after that.
iggypoprhcp 2 years ago 3
well i didnt notice and im gay.....this dude is married
david052856 2 years ago
molested by a snake
mythkw 2 years ago
i laughed my ass off LOL
david052856 2 years ago 2
Not funny at all.
jeanlenor 2 years ago
wtf, that is not an attack. not funny.
xworldmaster 2 years ago
you can never trust that kind of animals
Landche91 2 years ago
I rather trust a snake before a human being
CrashArtSkillz 2 years ago
i would never hold this kind of animal in my arms even they give me 1 milion dollars
Landche91 2 years ago
wow that snake was horny
EVApIproductions 2 years ago
I will have a certain word called CREEPS NOW AND HAVE DREAMS *SHUDDER* DAM!
olivacce 2 years ago
lol
journalists are stupid
nddurana 2 years ago
Ha Ha HA That is Hilarious. Wrong title though
AngryTrollFilms 2 years ago
I expected to see a man choking to death.
Instead I see a guy get stroked by a fuckin snake?
boomkablamo 2 years ago 51
nope he has no erection, it's obvious he doesn't. funny video
MAGnerSbulmers1989 2 years ago
seriously, wasnt that funny.
AbdiXL 2 years ago
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THIS IS A FUCKING STUPID VIDEO
killamanmom 2 years ago
He got a hard on.
SMOOTHGROOVER7 2 years ago 3
it is soo funni he has an erection lol
jeRAWRmy 2 years ago
thats a pretty small eretion. i dont see it
n0tcreatLve 2 years ago 2
LOL me neither, are u sure he had an erection?
luu69 2 years ago
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This is bob. copy and paste him all over youtube and he will rule the world!!!
m00rt0wn 2 years ago
asshole
cratah 2 years ago
Not as funny as the python that wrapped around the Denver weatherman's face in 2006 or he python that escaped from a bag on "Good Morning Denver" in 2007. Better than the Python that died on the Denver evening news in 2008.
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dgulf 2 years ago
Its a albino burmise python, I have handled bigger, about 10 feet long
pbrskater26 2 years ago
wow wasn't that funny bitch.
LittleMrL 2 years ago
lol laugh at 1:10 - 1:13
aleksandarfriscic 2 years ago
not funny
emoneyya 2 years ago
really good. Thanks.
johnknoefler 2 years ago
dumb!!!
roaming1978 2 years ago
not so funny -.-
reque2007 2 years ago 3
thats the funnyist thing i have ever seen. lol.
adelbezra 2 years ago
that was rubbish.. i keep snakes .... thats NOT an attack or a crazy snake.. sigh.. americans are too easily amused.. it was simply using its muslces to balance and move.. boring!
poppymoone 2 years ago 8
dude not all americans are dumb, people are people fuck
juggalobicthes 2 years ago
koooolllll
rahulbaba1 2 years ago
they act like they are in Kindergarten, pathetic
destined2sleep 2 years ago 3
and you act like a dick. let them laugh, let them have fun. life is short and shitty.
NguyenThiKhiem 2 years ago 2
@NguyenThiKhiem how am i acting like a dick? I typed a comment based on what I saw? You are a dick and a CUNT for being an asshole for commenting such a moronic comment!
destined2sleep 3 months ago
haha its a rare shot..cute little python XD
eddiesplit 2 years ago
lol :P
lilEmziiBBzii 2 years ago
he is sooo cute.... i am jealous of the snake ;)
tbone421 3 years ago
lol...
jonv31 3 years ago
hahahahaha
morgantough 3 years ago
Bahahahaha! I wasn't expecting that!
luptoneous 3 years ago
what a ugly laugh, id fuck her tho
Slapyousilly 3 years ago
Must have been a trouser snake
Moosaroo 3 years ago
i have a trouser snake
love2punk 3 years ago
We used to boat down the bayou shooting water mocassins with a 22cal rifle, 22 magnum that is. Snakes would sun in the bushes, on logs, on top large rocks, we'd smack 'em dead.
engine1987 3 years ago
who is this retarded woman laughing so stupid.
FEDAIKIDS 3 years ago
hahah the people high fiver eachother
JDFan02 3 years ago 2
that snake is a horndog lol
blackiechan52 3 years ago
wat a horny snake!
ZEROflawgunner 3 years ago
There laugh is priceless! hahahaha!
SonicGoneTechno 3 years ago
Really funny.
Beautiful snake, too.
PismoBeach 3 years ago
LOL, she does doesn't she.
Th3Natu12al 3 years ago
Man, that's a beautiful Albino Burm. I've got one and they are great animal. I'm actually holding mine in my profile pic.
Th3Natu12al 3 years ago
lmao, the snake was just comparing tales with him :P (i think the snake's was bigger)
DarthSkynyrd 3 years ago
look at his pants,he has sperm :))
bogdanelALIAS 3 years ago
ha ha
zacefroniscool 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA!!! Das grosse schlange!
MaximumCat 3 years ago
lolololol
uberben116 3 years ago
ah, the wonders of live tv! lol
WhiteScreen1 3 years ago
hahaah that snake is a reporter molester
eljiggly 3 years ago
With all the bad stuff going on in the world, something that is really funny to watch. Just a snake being a snake and everyone getting a laugh out of it and no one getting killed or in a fight. Nice video, that reporter was a great sport about it too. =)
mojojodon 3 years ago 5
No really LMAO! LOL, Thats One Pervert Snake... XD
ShadowMarsu 3 years ago
the tail of the snake lol it looks like his dong lol
kyle9014 3 years ago
lmao that is one horny ass snake i tell ya wow
glare305 3 years ago
Uhh, hot snake ;)
Rrrr xD
omg xD
LebowskiRoots 3 years ago
is he pressing charges?
alexabar 3 years ago
snAKe (voice of Herbert from Family Guy): " Hi there.....I'm a yellow snake that likes to be held....Nice to meet ya..I got a long tale.You like it......My tail is gonna go explorin...AND WE"RE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Henduman130 3 years ago 4
attacked? lol molested
Paulsb2005 3 years ago 7
he got vialated
chargerfight 3 years ago 2
well good for you!
Futuresurf 3 years ago 3
thanks.
dirtydodger 3 years ago
Her laugh is awful!
romleys 3 years ago 3
lmao, ^_^ sounds like the wicked witch of the west
SweetMe001 3 years ago 3
ok.
dirtydodger 3 years ago
didt i say shut up lol just kidding
ok.
Futuresurf 3 years ago
But He Did'nt Attack Him I'm Reporting You For False Advertisment
sparklebabe08 3 years ago 4
Attack?! This is false advertising.
it should've been "molested", not attcked.
still funny though!
superserrano420 3 years ago 5
Looks like the snake only sensed another snake somewhere in there... o.o;;
YourDarkAccomplice 3 years ago 5
Finnish him off you stupid snake!
ukmagix 3 years ago
i know that snake needs to understand slide up and down the shaft a few more times and before you know it we have wet spots soaking thru those khakis!
tbone421 3 years ago
theres no attack
king23star 3 years ago
HE DOESNT ATTACK HIM
CamD619 3 years ago
i must say i am a bit jealous of that snake ;)
tbone421 3 years ago
CACA.
dicknut17 3 years ago 2
omg he almost been killed!!!bad snake!!!
lepas12 3 years ago 3
stay off the viagra Venessa
troark12 3 years ago 4
that lady thought it was the funniest thing in the world lol
OdoubleTO 3 years ago
The snake's a she...she's not gay, she just likes other snakes...
mk7574 3 years ago
wtf i thought he was going to get attacked
carrystressinthejaw 3 years ago 7
Horny Snakes on a Plane -- The movie
Squeejee09 3 years ago 2
rofl gay snake
PouleteCheud 3 years ago
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fucking gay snake.
totalroar 3 years ago
LOL
OMG ROFL
MaikoDoll 3 years ago
Girls just wanna have fun - even snake girls. :D
nameofthepen 3 years ago 9
i lol'd xD xD xD
Runesi 3 years ago
Dang, she was in tears lol
tmoney519 3 years ago 4
who is he kidding..you know this guy loves to have "snakes" around him ,and the anchor..Whats with the High Five?...very professional.
c763487 3 years ago
its raping season for snakes.
don145arsenal 3 years ago
"scuse me... you're not allowed to go there..."
bahahaha >_>
samdahabib 3 years ago
i'd never put a snake like that round my neck.
1rle 3 years ago
i have a pet ball python and i always put it around my neck
BellevilleSkate 3 years ago
I said "I" wont put it not you.
1rle 3 years ago
a ball python??? wow thats real impressive they r considered the most child friendly snakes besides corn snakes......put a full grown burmese python around ur kneck like the one he got...
slimfan07 3 years ago
hes not being attacked by a snake. hes being RAPED by a snake.
pspkillah222 3 years ago 5
that reminds me of the one that shows the reporter behaving as though nothing has happened whilst the man he was talking to was being "molested" by the trunk of the elephant,the poor guy was trying to wriggle out of the reach of the trunk without using his hands
ddaawnn55 3 years ago
This could have been avoided had the lady kept the snake away from his errrm crotch area instead of subjecting the poor guy to this sort of action he did rather not have,poor guy
ddaawnn55 3 years ago
lmfao
icyflame657 3 years ago
0:48-0:59, awkward scene. lmaf
BothtaweeKelly 3 years ago
She's not attacking him....she attacked his weeewee..funny.
DomRoxBos 3 years ago
snake's just a bit randy, baby
paulbunions 3 years ago
that snake should go to jail for molesting that dude :)
mcromance1 3 years ago 4
lmoa
phatgurl101101 3 years ago
YO
the reporter got game for the snake
the snake is feeling him hard LMAOOO !
89kirk 3 years ago
fuck yall
uynwarh101 3 years ago
The snake didnt attack him...the snake molested him lol
trivbert 3 years ago 5
What can you expect? The snake really wanted to mate and she found a particular one with one eye... LOL
calladuz 3 years ago
Americans have a wierd sense of humor.
Connor
connord94 3 years ago
If you think thats an attack your a complete d**k i mean all it did was move its tail around it doesnt know not to put its tail there! Get some glasses and learn what an attack is
JBJcool 3 years ago 2
they just did it to get more views.........
Macr888 3 years ago 2
snake man mix will be a hideous animal
kayroxx 3 years ago
I find it funny and im not american, Johnny Rigman your a fucking faggot
RLZSion 3 years ago 3
it doesnt bite his balls, its the tail near his balls
JoshCarrBarker142 3 years ago
he was going fos a wank
69asdex69 3 years ago
yoooo the woman laughing is fineeeeee shes on the purple suit :p
manuelcolonsoto 3 years ago