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  • I can't get over the priest's cheekbones....

  • 3:55-3:57 look at his ears notice anything missing (hint: earings). MOVIE MISTAKE!!!

  • im 18 and this is the first movie to make me cry. The blonde haired dude and the black haired dude choosing to stay for to go made me tear up! xD...:(

  • That freakin' armadillo is SO cute when it's chuggin' water lol

  • Doesn't it look like Chief Tanni was finishing eating? 2:20

    

  • 4:48

    Through one degree of separation, Miguel and Tulio have just kissed.

    -slash goggles permanently glued to face-

  • @koffy130 lucky little things if they don't!!!

  • At 0:46  "woow"

  • so hey, the bad-dude-god said that gods doesn't bleed. What about godesses? Do they have periods?

    -Mind blown-

  • @Koffy130 e.o xDDDD

  • 0:28 NOW KISS

  • @6:18 when he says this, he reminds me of Demeter from CATS who also whispers the enemies name, Macavity. It seems like there is similarities between Demeter/Miguel (with knowing the enemies approach) and Tulio/Bombalurina (the protector).

  • 0:08 Burn!

  • *tulio

  • 5:29 it's like tulip is looking at everything he could ever want (chels sexy ass and gold) but still thinking about Miguel . True friendship !

  • 0:40 The worlds first ever FALCON PUNCH!!!

  • man boobies?

  • Same voice actor as Chief Powhatan from Pocahontas. I love it.

  • Is it just me? or is Tzekel Khan just a whore to his cruel gods?

  • @Evallandercomingsoon

    well historically Cortez was mistaken for a god lol

  • Chel is cool and I definitely like her, but nothing comes between the epicness that is the (b)romance between Tulio and Miguel.

  • HERES THE BATE AND HERES THE GOAT XDXDXDXD

  • Best build-up to a sucker punch EVER. XDD

  • 5:04, everytime i see that part, i can't breathe.

  • kindof like watchin jerry springer

  • tulios sarcasm and charm+miguels heart and charm= the perfect man ; )

  • @TheVozderazon you seen the movie tangled? flynn rider? tulio and miguel had a love child somewhere along the line i think.

  • 'Atleast I'm not dating mine' 'Ooooo, low low low low' aha XD

  • clearly the priest went to the same school as our dear frollo from hunchback of Notre dame..... they seem to have very similar evil ridiculously melodramatic personalities :P xxx

  • @vickadorcorporation

    I agree, perhaps you don't know, but in the italian version of the film Tzekel-Kahn's dubber dubs Frollo too.

  • @fidilio89 i didnt know thank you for informing me.... confirming my fears about those two...... :) xx

  • he wouldnt of hit with that bag of gold we'll be fightin

  • 1:48 TROLL FACE

  • "OK, here's the gate and here's the boat."

    "Uh-huh?"

    "HERE'S THE GATE AND HERE'S THE BOAT!"

    Best part ;)

  • now tell me y the movie could not end at 5:00

  • @ninjaartist33 I would agree with you but I am a male

  • So Tulio is way hotter but miguel has the bes personality

  • "I- Oooooohh, low blow...."

  • lol! at least I'm not dating mine! I love how miguel says that :P

  • Awww, at 4:27 the chief holds his belly when he laughs, too adorable, he's like a teddy or santa!

  • i think miguel and tulio just started their periods.... XD

  • Where is the Jaguar Golem when the Spanish come????????????????

  • gawd, chel is a slut XD

  • love how it's "it's not the end YET" when the drug addict priest falls into the water

  • haha they both punch the freaky priest

  • is tzekel khan gay?

  • i loveee this movie!!!

    both-ALRIGHT !!! POOOM ! :DDD

  • 4:28 ahh *so* adorable.

  • alright that priest guy has a very bad addiction to sacrafice and blood 0-0

  • @cuttyprincess and violence

  • lmfao

    -oo low blow

    -listen mr High and Mighty Lmfao

    0:10

  • and then they ate them

  • okay at 3:54 he has the earings on and on 3:56 you dont see the earings! thats bothering me :/

  • @lilbabyloka very vigillant! I didn't notice. lol

  • @SakuraPetals106 haha well thank you:)

  • does anybody knows the song at 4:00???????? ;p thx again

  • @DrScorpionf never say goodbye by elton john

  • I like Miguel and Tulio both... CANT DECIDE! >:(

  • 0:10 HAHAHA!!!!

  • i love that big fat guy. he is so nice :)

  • that fight at the begginging 40 seconds was hilarious!!

  • The priest really took too much drugs :D He'´s so crazy

  • i hate seeing best friends separating in any movie =(

  • tulio is leaving and the scene is. Here I am, a hot girl and a ton of gold...dream come true.

  • "Wuuuoooaaahhh..."

  • <3 it

  • Here's the boat here's the gate.....we know no SAIL THROUGH IT!!!

  • i love Tulio :D

  • the earring must be clip ons because none of their eyes are pierced....how are they not falling off or making their ears all saggy. THE GOLD IS FAKE!!!!!

  • @Tasha3309 Ouch...eye piercings? I cringe at the thought...

  • @MewPudding2006 i meant *ears. lol

  • lmao it's funny when tulio hits miguel with his bag from his back.

  • I love the beginning, the Priest is like: If I leave them to it, they'll kill each other. Easiest job EVAR

  • gotta love a man hug at 6:28

  • 4:46

    I saw that, Chel. >:B

  • Tulio:My plan was, lie low! ur plan was 2 be all, 'O look @ me the god!' Migel:Not true! Tulio:Who r u kiddin? Ur buyin ur own con! Migel:..im not datin mine! Tulio:listn high-&-mighty, we'd both b sailin outta here w/ a mntn of gold if u had listened 2 me! Migel: u have all the precious gold & Chel! wat do u need me 4? Tulio:Well, maybe I dont need u! Migel:So u go back 2 Spain, & i stay here, we both get wat we want! Tulio:fine w/ me pal! Migel:Fine w/ me 2! Both:RIGHT! [both punch Tzekel-kan]
  • at least im not dating mine! oooooooo low lol gd line :)

  • "friends never say good-bye"

  • El dorado prophecized thr conquistadors were gonna come....why the hell didnt they get out while they could??? And here you have some voodoo guy worshipping then...ahahah wowo..

    Love this moviee though(:

  • Tulio: *My* plan was that we should *lie low*! But *your* plan was to run off! And be all, "Oh, look at me, look at me, I'm a God!"

    Miguel: That's not true!

    Tulio: No? Who are you kidding? You're buying your own con!

    Miguel: At least I'm not *dating* mine!

    Tulio: I...! Oo, low blow

  • "oh look at me, look at me im a god" lol!

  • Man I love Elton John's voice. It works so well for this movie

  • Touileo and migule: quick tie him up

    Tseckle con: SUPRIZE MUDDA F***AS

    *big cat pops out*

    O.O (O.O)

  • heres the gate and heres the bote uhu and ehh heres the gate and hers the bote lol

  • Tzekel-Kan's face and laugh @ 0:39 LMAO

  • *I mean 0:38

  • @Aethia "Nee hee hee!!" >:D

  • @Hotshotter3000

    they're not real. you do know that, right?

  • I LOVE Tulio and Miguel's con acts, they're always so sincere, yet so devious. Also they're so brilliant in their lack of rehearsal that makes me wonder, why not just become actors? They'd be the equivalents of Heath Ledger in their day (even if acting was kinda cheap at that time).

  • no, i think i have seen pictures of him like that in real life.

  • Cortez is scary-looking.

  • @shadowgirl9891 and you know cortes looks nothing like that in real life?

  • That song friends never say goodbye makes me want to cry since all my closest friends are gone :(

  • Funny XD

  • 5:30 it's like bros before hoes...does he choose the money and the girl? orrrrr the best friend... :P

  • lol, boats and hoes

  • ooooooooo low blow

  • Definetly a piece of work. Magnefique!

  • dude, at 'warriors prepare yourself for battle!'

    he sounds like chief in Pocahontas.

    are my ears lying to me? or is it the same dude?

    .___.

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  • @TheAshWhite

    Jim Cummings, he did the (singing) voices of the medicine man and the chief in Pocahontas. In this movie he does Cortes, the man at 6:25, and the man that yells "I'M OK!" after being crushed.

    He's in ALOT of animated movies and TV shows, like Ed in the Lion King, Ray in Princess and the Frog, the singing voice of Rasputin in Anastasia, Aladdin as the main guard, Hercules as Nessus (the blue horse), Shrek as captain of the guard, and tons more (those are off the top of my head)

  • @TheAshwhite not the same dude belive me

  • wow  el dorado of city golds

  • Anyone else think Tzekel Kahn or whatever is REALLY into gay BDSM?

  • Hahahahah! He probably is :P

  • 00:50 look at mighel. lol i love dis film

  • I like how instead of helping them up...they just waited for them to climb up themselves.

  • That armadilo drinking is the cutest thing EVER!!!

  • Best song in the whole movie!

  • 0:35-0:39

  • chel doesnt have a nose...

  • Ech, Tulio is exactly my type, why it is only a movie? Damn you Dream Work!

  • well, dreams work, err, I mean, dreamworks know what people want :p

  • @tajakjejtam 2:53 DreamWorks is teasing us. Dangling this amazing man right before us, to laugh at our horror that he is a cartoon.

  • @tajakjejtam coz its DREAM works. Only in Dreams HA HA

  • @tajakjejtam haha thought the same :D I have a partner at work, well he's my learing coach, and he's exactly like miguel... looks and character :D haha

  • @tajakjejtam what? being a complete douche?

  • @tajakjejtam You take Tulio I take Miguel? ;D

  • @tajakjejtam LOL i was just regreting im so much like tulio and my best friend is so much like miguel and i know miguel is the best tho x) u just made me feel not so sorry x) thanks

  • @The99Johny Why would you regret something like that :D are you crazy!?

  • Tulio's hot and charming

  • GAWD that priest guy is so freakin' creepy. Dx Can he do *anything* like a normal person, rather than some sort of slimy evil mastermind?

    .... I would totally love to see a spinoff of him as a child, though. Can you imagine? It'd be hilariously adorable. XD Laughing maniacally and fighting with a chubby little mini-Chief. Hehehe..

  • @lerasai what.....

  • i'm sorry but i would have stood out like a sore thumb in movies like this and pocahontas and whatnot, cause i HATE GOLD! i'm a silver gal. so john smith and tulio and miguel would have said let's go to sea for spain, god, glory and gold and i just would have looked at them like wy?

  • ,,,because gold was worth a shit load more money then than these days!

  • keep playing 0:39 lol

  • "fine with me pal" (backhand) *preist-ohh* "fine with me too" (slap) *preist-ouch* lol 2 funny!

    all that time i was waiting for a crowd of people to start shouting "jer-ry! jer-ry! jer-ry!" lol!

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  • Oh so that was his plan.

  • hahaha idk why buut, at 6:36 i love it when he says tzekel (sp) kahn lolz:) i looooove this moviee:) even tho some parts make me saad): thanks furr putting it uup!!

  • i love how the high priest gets a kick out of violence. Even if its just two guys slapping each other around.

  • Man I luv that horse!

  • that horse is comedy especially t 5:07-5:10. thats gross but hilarious

  • Your buying your own con!

    At least I"m Not Dating Mine!

    lol

  • 4:48 I thought she was in love with the other one

  • she was just being nice. making him realize that she's not biased by leaving w/ tulio, more like that it was pressure. but my point was that she was being nice. she still likes tulio

  • it was a goodbye kiss. she loves tulio.

  • 2:52 - 3:02 tulio kinda reminds me of spirit...

    just saying

  • cool movie :D

  • i love this song this is great moive ..ever!

    can u please tell me what is the name of the song on 3:09?

  • Friends Never Say Goodbye

    by Elton John

  • ...Whats with the face Chel gave Miguel?? O_o

  • GOSH, I LOVE THAT HORSE!!! :)

  • I LOVE THE HORSE, HE'S SOOO FUNNY!!! :D

  • LOL Tulio's slap at 0:37 is HILARIOUS!

    I love this movie! :D <3 <3 <3

  • doesn't chel feel bad about her being the cause such a nice friendship between tulio and miguel ended??? well, not ended, but was about to?

  • Wouldn't they find out Miguel wasn't a god if he had actually stayed from death of old age ?

  • well if i was him i would say that i had chosen to live as a mortal with my people and then when i leave my mortal shackles behind watch them from above (or somthin like that)

  • True But they didn't make it happen so we'll never know

  • Besides, the chief already knew he was human. "To error is human"

  • yeah, but by then, what would it matter?

  • 0:35 the jaguar dude is like "oooh"*catfight* hahahaha

    *gaygaygay* XDD

  • bros before hos lol

  • I love 5:09 ^^

    As I was I Child and i saw this szene,I laughed out very loud every time^ ;D

    I hope you all can understand my english^^

    understanding is a much easier than speaking/writing. =)

  • I think they're just friends. If they were brothers, they'd call each other that, rather than partner.

  • they're just friends.

    they look nothing alike lol

  • of course they are not brothers but people who are completelly open and honest to each other do that, xDD my sister and I have hit like that too 0:25 haha in this case Miguel starts, like my sister LOL

  • Excellent Miguel impression, Tulio.

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  • lol slapping!

  • 0:09 Really, really, REALLY low blow. I would lose my head if that was said about me. I couldn't get in a fight though (I can't fight at all so I'd just be asking for a death wish if I tried).

  • the messenger about Cortez sounds very familiar

  • he's like...in every dreamwork/disney movie

  • Despite recent experience, Tzekel Khan failed to learn one of history's great lessons:

    Don't trust whitey.

  • lmfao

  • i love that song :) Friend Never Say Goodbye.

  • "at least im not dating mine!" Good one x3

  • What did Tulio say before that? I couldn't tell. =/

  • but your plan...

    (that was where the last part ended)

    ...was to run off!

  • I meant before Miguel's line. I know now that it was something along the lines of "You're buying your OWN con!" Thanks, though. (:

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  • its cortez's divsion shooting ther muskets