I saw (uh yeah) this first time probably ten years ago. I never realised the saw was still there until now. Damn.. if the squeeze won't kill you, the blade will.
It was the saw that truly killed him. if you pay attention to the sequence of events, the saw is cutting the pipe, which being a lower pressure, sucks in everything around it. the crab, stuck upon the pipe hole, is then sliced open by the saw, only to be finished off by the pipe pressure. it stood no chance..
Hi, my name is Gummy Bear. I am a retarded monk fish. My (now) ex lover Stuart, a conger eel, thought I wasnt good enough for him so had an affair with the above crab (who I will only refer to as 'The Slut'). I spent 2 weeks devising a cunning plan to terminate that slut, and I must say I am quite please with the outcome!
Original video description: A video taken in 6000 feet of water, showing an undersea robot sawing a 3mm wide slit in a pipeline. The pressure inside the pipeline is 0 psi. The pressure outside the pipeline is 2700 psi, or 1.3 tons per square inch. Then along comes a crab..."
saw this on my part 1 diver course, hammered home point bout differential pressures, that would seriously fuck you up if got caught in that. heard story's bout divers offshore in old days getting pulled into risers and shit, dead guys now!!
holy crud it is! :P ... now where is the giant nuclear explosion that destroys America?.... i wonder if that crab is ok :S it looked like it kinda... imploded.... and got crushed....
it amazing what pressure differential can do. the low pressure system created by the pipe and the high pressure system created by the ocean water. a little whole causes a differential and viola, crab on the whatever is left of his half shell.
didn't. what do you think would happen if you were sucked into a 3mm hole with pressure so high that your whole body passes through in a mere 3 seconds?
I wouldn't say its the crabs cutting the cables...its Jack from 'Forced Enjoyment' getting revenge from having to play 'Hour of Victory'. Now all the hits from Iran will plummet!
The pipe is a deep undersea pipe uses for oil. The thing that was cutting it was Remote controled. It was down there cutting the pipe so they could change a line.
What was THAT? Crab shells are pretty hard. If a human had been swimming near whatever that was it would've sucked his organs out...yeah, that's hilarious...
Those were exactly my immediate thoughts! This is just like the end of Alien: Resurrection where the alien is sucked out into space from the crack in the window!
Natural selection. All the stupid crabs get killed like that.
Haksorz 1 month ago
I saw (uh yeah) this first time probably ten years ago. I never realised the saw was still there until now. Damn.. if the squeeze won't kill you, the blade will.
riaiaikido1 2 months ago
It went from live crab to crab soup in 2 seconds.
Obijuan841 5 months ago 2
It was the saw that truly killed him. if you pay attention to the sequence of events, the saw is cutting the pipe, which being a lower pressure, sucks in everything around it. the crab, stuck upon the pipe hole, is then sliced open by the saw, only to be finished off by the pipe pressure. it stood no chance..
zirrous 5 months ago
this kills the crab.
Whatthewerg 5 months ago 26
Just showed this to my wife... She cried. I think it's because we just watched finding nemo.
atticus1107 5 months ago 3
LOL OWNED XD
TheSpiritSai 6 months ago
this kills the crab
TEAMFORTRESS2SUX 9 months ago 4
@TEAMFORTRESS2SUX No shit? Thanks for the lesson, Mr. Wizard.
FlailingDutchman 8 months ago
Pore little crab just walking along minding its own biz's
Scotteboy1000 1 year ago 6
DELTA P!!!
jovyaq 1 year ago 4
@jovyaq
Bwahahahaha
Gimma2045 11 months ago
krab: Son Of A Bitch NOT AGAIN UGH!!!
Untouchable123mbl 1 year ago
blimey that's gotta hurt
tiarared 1 year ago
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blimey that's gotta hurt somewhat
tiarared 1 year ago
blimey - that's gotta hurt just a tad
tiarared 1 year ago
@tiarared i like this comment more cos there's more information on how much it hurts!
gamesworkshopdude 1 year ago
No, it's OK - the crab knew what he was doing, you can see him casting Gaseous Form right before the shell gets sucked in and crushed.
He's probably looking for a new exoskeleton now, just surfing through the pipes in the meantime.
h4KK 1 year ago 2
*cringe* >_x Poor thing.
SpadesNeil 1 year ago
Delta P is a real bitch.
lionOFjudah33 1 year ago
thats soooooo sadd
96kittykat 1 year ago
LOL, PWNED!!!!
depechemallrat 2 years ago
crab swimming in the sea, when all of a sudden, LARGE HADRON COLLIDER!!1!
DualShooter 2 years ago 2
attack its weak point for massive damage
kungfufreak360 2 years ago 4
do de do de do WTF? th-th-THWOMP!
That is awesome...
YokRzeznic 2 years ago
Guess the last word through its mind was:
CRAB!
Porschephile 2 years ago 2
Oh gods, it looks like we have a nano black hole on our hands...
Nowwer 2 years ago
Hi, my name is Gummy Bear. I am a retarded monk fish. My (now) ex lover Stuart, a conger eel, thought I wasnt good enough for him so had an affair with the above crab (who I will only refer to as 'The Slut'). I spent 2 weeks devising a cunning plan to terminate that slut, and I must say I am quite please with the outcome!
LGreener25 3 years ago
how to make crab paste
bladesman123 3 years ago 2
oh my god!
shiningstars109 3 years ago
Gives new meaning to having a crabby day....
firetruckenthusy 3 years ago 2
Original video description: A video taken in 6000 feet of water, showing an undersea robot sawing a 3mm wide slit in a pipeline. The pressure inside the pipeline is 0 psi. The pressure outside the pipeline is 2700 psi, or 1.3 tons per square inch. Then along comes a crab..."
TehNetherlands 3 years ago 3
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
JacksonJunior101 3 years ago
Pressure differentials can end your day.
KroLazuxy 3 years ago
thats creepy
fangus503 3 years ago
flood
JonnySniper1337 3 years ago
the flood was unfortunatly here.
-forandir.
zeppzo4 3 years ago
lol, sucks for the crab.
mitch7270 3 years ago
FLOOD FLOOD FLOOD FTWZsrkjbalfhsalkjc
activatedwaffle 3 years ago
THE FLOOD WAS HERE
ThePeoplesHero1 3 years ago
that must of hurt a shitload...
applepan100 3 years ago
..I don't want to be the guy who finds out what it looks like on the other end.
supergodzilla1 3 years ago
saw this on my part 1 diver course, hammered home point bout differential pressures, that would seriously fuck you up if got caught in that. heard story's bout divers offshore in old days getting pulled into risers and shit, dead guys now!!
polaris915 3 years ago
holy hell, where did the crab end up?
ryanpenguin 3 years ago
i bet thatd hurt =o
trama150 3 years ago
holy crap!
found this thru RT as well :)
S2000TypeRVTEC2 3 years ago 2
sucker lol
TheFreeshooter 3 years ago
Let's see that again but this time with a panda
SpartanOnFire 3 years ago 4
lal i dont see a pipe
vinny4punt0 3 years ago
I guess that was its weak point...
MoonBabyhowl 3 years ago 2
Umm.
Is "ow" good enough?
infomercialfun 4 years ago
we were talking about this in physics today; according to the teacher, that hole is the size of a pin-head, can you say ouch?
shresthanator 4 years ago 3
PWND!!
SICKLY PWND!!
athlon9 4 years ago
HAH! what's your hard outer shell gonna do for you now crabby?!?!
morbid4 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
KEZAR32 4 years ago
They are doing it wrong. Youre supposed to flip it over and attack its weakpoints for massive damage!
BerraG 4 years ago 35
@BerraG I'd say what just happened in the video was an one shot kill.
GuyverU01 7 months ago
Haha!
That crab got 'Pwned!'
Samulise 4 years ago
wow that must "suck"
pause for bad pun anger to set in ¬¬
legomasterchief 4 years ago
SUSHI! FRESH SUSHI! GET YOUR SUSHI HERE! but in all seriousness, ouch!
legomasterchief 4 years ago
xD Owned.
BloodxxNxxChains 4 years ago
that, my friends, is what will happen to us in a black hole
wizzade 4 years ago
we become crabs?
harsh mother nature, oh so harsh...
The More Deluded
Themoredeluded 4 years ago 9
is it just me or does this look like the scean from the end of alien resurrection
megas64 4 years ago
holy crud it is! :P ... now where is the giant nuclear explosion that destroys America?.... i wonder if that crab is ok :S it looked like it kinda... imploded.... and got crushed....
crazybilby 4 years ago
I think it died. x___x Poor crab.
marurihizu 3 years ago
whatever the crab looked after that would be nothing short of "unrecognisable".
everett1911 2 years ago
scean?? holy crap thats not even close! what ever happened to our poor language
karisatan 4 years ago
I am sort of wondering how they got "resurrection" right but not "scene".
marurihizu 3 years ago
lol :P yeah good point...
crazybilby 3 years ago
Yeah I remember that language we used to be able to speak.... I miss English :P it was a nice language....
crazybilby 3 years ago 2
-shuders- That,...will leave a mark :/
Kaiiwolfme 4 years ago
ummmm ow
gamerfreak666 4 years ago
ouch :S
zhenoob 4 years ago
it amazing what pressure differential can do. the low pressure system created by the pipe and the high pressure system created by the ocean water. a little whole causes a differential and viola, crab on the whatever is left of his half shell.
tatactics 4 years ago
aw poor crab!
mojotheaverage 4 years ago
Dead in less than three seconds... that's one hell of a mistake it made!
TheKrimzonGuard 4 years ago
That crab got pwnt!
Nerdami21 4 years ago
wtf how do it fit?
onemancomedy 4 years ago
its shell must have bent or cracked and it remaning pieces must have been able to fit through.
dr196 4 years ago
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fake
kageb0shl 4 years ago
0_o OWNED.
.....i wonder where it went???
memorex3248 4 years ago
lmao pwned
darknesscheif64 4 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
depechemallrat 4 years ago
OWNED.
Korhanne 4 years ago
so gross
williamdickeson 4 years ago
I really don't get it. The video quality is so poor, I could crap my own face.
Asdayasman 4 years ago
OUCH! Thats gotta hurt...
roflmaoftw2 4 years ago
Gutted.
found thru RT
NarcotiXUK 4 years ago
must have broke all its legs and carapace...
if it lived at all... ouch?
vegnagun1 4 years ago
didn't. what do you think would happen if you were sucked into a 3mm hole with pressure so high that your whole body passes through in a mere 3 seconds?
you'd be pulverized.
everett1911 2 years ago
LOL
Dennemark 4 years ago
ouch
(go rt!)
shamoo1188987 4 years ago
Lol. Pwned!!
Zigglez 4 years ago
ftw!!!!
(thx rt)
elguso69 4 years ago
could be worse
etihw2910 4 years ago
rt rules!
pwnz01 4 years ago
You owe RT your soul.
xoboredchild 4 years ago
Owned. And yes, it seems the majority of these views are RT-ers
TehFix0r 4 years ago
Dear Roosterteeth,
I love you.
That is all.
Balanceless 4 years ago 2
Sucks to be the crab
Wants2belink 4 years ago
go rooster teeth
kitchenappliance 4 years ago 3
Holy shit. That's fucking disgusting.
peabnuts123 4 years ago
OUCH!!!
And lol, rvb has made this video a hell of a lot more popular :P
AsianBorat 4 years ago 2
yes, from rvb. haha. we gave em crabs. On the downside..they're just going to jack up the prices at red lobster..crap.
fretnumber7 4 years ago 2
How do you like that, Russian Penis Enlargement Prescription senders? Huh? WE GAVE YOU CRABS!!!!
(linked from RvB)
Metaknight180 4 years ago 4
That would have been hilarisouly random if i wasn't just linked from RVB too.
Woolybear777 4 years ago
i saw thisw on rvb
mrmagoo20098 4 years ago 2
Seems like a lot of us saw the link on Red vs Blue.
shuboy05 4 years ago 12
pretty much
IJtheNinja 4 years ago
Lol, yup
You all should see the vid link in gus's journal, more crab stuff :D
someguySoupboy 4 years ago 5
lol thatseems painful to wach :D
fyre050 4 years ago
Crabs don't like Russian Penis Enlargement Prescriptions either
They just had to cut the cables
D15QU4L1F13D 4 years ago 8
I wouldn't say its the crabs cutting the cables...its Jack from 'Forced Enjoyment' getting revenge from having to play 'Hour of Victory'. Now all the hits from Iran will plummet!
loopyguard 4 years ago 3
OH NO THE CRABS ARE BEING SUCKED INTO PIPES...wait... why do i care... gives new meaning to easy to shell crab. :P
cedricthepirate 4 years ago
a little harsh on crab isnt it
gnomstah 4 years ago
Man thats why we gotta watch the little ones... they'll be cutting our cables next if we arent carefull >_>
MastaChief009 4 years ago 3
Microwho? is behind the cable cutting, the crabs are just their tools ;)
EL1PINGUIN1LOCO1 4 years ago 3
gotta be the craziest thing i' seen so far next to the guy who got a boobjob to get $10,000 a year from his friend so long as he keeps them
Idunnohoo 4 years ago
ROoster teeth was right. The crabs were cutting the internet cables.
manbearpig900 4 years ago 6
ouch that looked sore What sort of pipe does that?
macca1088 4 years ago
Pwned...
Hobbitgoth 4 years ago 2
Watch them cut OUR INTERNET CABLES!!!!
stupidstupidpunk 4 years ago 4
Rooster Teeth?
Xankara98 4 years ago
Red vs. Blue? That ring a bell?
ORLY21 4 years ago 4
First it was the melons now its the crabs...
silentbob36 4 years ago
pwned.
bx111gamer 4 years ago
Holy shit =|
xllxLuciferxllx 4 years ago 2
oh damn thats gotta hurt
Roxas80 4 years ago
that really made my day
now im hungry
drunkenbozo1994 4 years ago
Wow... Pwnt.
Capum5 4 years ago
pwnage
SpiderShaman3323 4 years ago 2
aww... poor crab...
Freaky123456789 4 years ago
O_O
jedislave 4 years ago
O_O...
jedispartan145 4 years ago
O_O
naievexx 4 years ago
O_o?
kafadamapah 4 years ago
O_o
...
Profit
InvertedKira 4 years ago
o.O
6cHaD9 4 years ago
O.o
MrCrappyName 4 years ago
owned
Caboose68 4 years ago
looks like im gona eat crab tonight!!!
theu2fan 4 years ago
im not so sure he got sucked in...looks like he might of just go sawed by the saw and threw out hte back..
miullkj 4 years ago
Finally, someone killed that Money Gubbin' Mr. Krabbs.
Mavericktravo 4 years ago 2
Crabby goes "CRUNCH"!
dragonbrat 4 years ago
Ow. That must hurt.
painreliefmatt 4 years ago
Damn. Bye bye crabby...
NickHHwang 4 years ago
poor crab.
TheMaskedNerd 4 years ago
I love watching idiots try to understand educated people, it's like politics
dropofthegun64 4 years ago
so true
InnocentlyEvil 4 years ago
stupid ass crab lol
JustATest13 4 years ago
wats that pipe even for? and wat r the odds a camera would b at the perfect point to watch a crap get fucked up by it?
UpYourPubes 4 years ago
The pipe is a deep undersea pipe uses for oil. The thing that was cutting it was Remote controled. It was down there cutting the pipe so they could change a line.
InvertedKira 4 years ago 2
ah ty
UpYourPubes 4 years ago
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its not like it was staged or anything...fucking moron
darkhunter454 4 years ago
holy hell O.O
Mikakou 4 years ago
What was THAT? Crab shells are pretty hard. If a human had been swimming near whatever that was it would've sucked his organs out...yeah, that's hilarious...
Creation27 4 years ago
LOL
Sdude101 4 years ago
LOL
Blinknoarms 4 years ago
That's hilarious.
BleuYank 4 years ago
ouch....
mekadodo 4 years ago
daman... poor crab
MrMrBOT 4 years ago
holy bawls...
Unicronsupreme 4 years ago
Holy shit on on a stick.
blahmaen 4 years ago 2
Damn, that poor crab.
His last thoughts were probably "OH FUCK".
marurihizu 4 years ago 2
either that or HOLY SHIT THIS HURTS
BenSTA09 4 years ago
or even QUACK!?!??
vegnagun1 2 years ago
Holy *****!
delta1z2 4 years ago
O.o OMG
qweenofthestars 4 years ago
looked like that alien freak being pushed out into space from the movie alien ressurection anyone who has seen it will recognise it :p
loonywillem 4 years ago 2
I was just thinking that, too... ._.
dragon665 4 years ago
Those were exactly my immediate thoughts! This is just like the end of Alien: Resurrection where the alien is sucked out into space from the crack in the window!
potaterjim 4 years ago
That's what i was thinking
TraumKiller 4 years ago
Drat, there goes my crab legs.
TheWhatMan 4 years ago
ouch
snakeater20 4 years ago
O.O I actually think I'm going to cry....
EastofWisdom 4 years ago