SMBC Theater - Batman vs. Reality

[kman11ify]

hahaha man you guyz are awesome!!

[wolflinkmidnaperson]

Make a Link vs. Reality, guys!

Link: But, the Deku Tree said I was chosen by destiny to save Hyrule!

Reporter: The Deku Tree is smart for a tree. He thought telling you to leave the forest to "save Hyrule" would get you to leave. He meant "You're an ass, Link. Get out!"

[glowworm2]

"You're behind the podium."

"Am not!" XD

[Shaidyn]

Look away.

LOOK AWAAAAAAAY!!!

[GodofReapers]

Zach has totally read the Batman Finale.

[applefrog111]

Batman then assuaged his pain with alcohol and hookers.

[deHelveticGrimWinter]

u ruined my childhood !!

[SAlpsu]

I love mean Jon is in this one.

[JorealConners]

I'm surprised JP didn't yell "SHUT UP ROBIN!" when Jon went "Oh bat propulsion!"

[GaEv4]

This was funny at first but its been done already This basically seems like a comedy version of "The Butler's tale" from "Whatever happened to the caped crusader" by Neil Gaiman

[454Casull]

Press 3 for O-face!

[RogueWatcher4]

Maybe Tim Burton's BatMan Hahahahahaha....

[quicsilver]

That girl in the green tights has a freagin MUSTACHE !!!

[jmarrvin]

Press five for a rather depressing message.

[SusanoTengu]

I thought he would have ended up being the Joker... Well, better luck next time

[Engin696]

hahahahahha <3

[trekkiebaby]

Aww how sad... but fantastic <3

[Johannasmirror]

Why are they in california? See the flag?

[rbogart123]

@Johannasmirror

The Seal behind batman is the MA state seal :P

[NotSuchAn]

"It's Monkey Style!" "it's ASSHOLE style"

[Moondras]

"It's monkey-style!" "It's asshole style!"

[Moondras]

JP's face is completely pink!

[1aundulxaldin]

I dressed up as an "Asshole" back in 3rd Grade.

[grodzilla2]

the flag is the flag of California, but the State Seal is that of New York? I suppose Gotham is on the border between those two states

[LordWadsworth]

I really do like the way he says "Oh God I'm a joke."

[pyroclasm32]

Look away! LOOK AWAY!

[pratikh]

Mustache chick needs to go.

[xChrismonster]

Dude at 2:21 has unlevel eyes.

[rcj8181]

nice video, but would be better if that lady in the front row shaved

[LinkStorm88]

Blow up an orphanage in a batsuit, touch him on the penis.

[Alaron251]

@LinkStorm88 Bata....bang?

[Dimented1978]

pretty lame and the shebeast with brown hair freaked me out

[Josephfuture]

@Dimented1978 I don't know, she kinda turns me on.

[prinny081]

god i hate that glasses wearing mclovin looking guy

[ssjEasterBunny]

Major dislike. Poor poor poor taste.

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

Bah pure stupidness obviously this guy dont know what he is implying, next thing he will publish is that Santa Claus isn't real! 

[MarkuPro]

alright we done with batman now who's next to walk on the stage? superman! lol

[flyingscience]

I have the worlds largest batarang collection .They comeback , that's the one bat gadget that is real . The Hollywood version was pathetic though . Just look up batarangs or bat boomerangs here on you tubes to see them .

[yonos007]

This plot is the same as one of the Batman stories that Neil Gaiman wrote where Alfred faked all of Batmans villains to make him feel better.

[TotalCoolness]

Wear black latex, hit him with a batarang, touch him on the penis. Call it The Batman.

[jamesmarshall0981]

"They were fourth generation trust funders"

[AssholePatrol]

IT HAS BAT PROPULSION

[lynxdove]

"its asshole style!"

[Kogerii]

The best bit was her saying how he excused himself in a deep voice.

[WhiteKnight74648]

What's scary is that the guy who is playing batman is married to my step sister. haha.

[Dijitd10]

Batmans was my favourite superhero, why cant u pick on superhero no one likes?

[skinsvideos21]

That style of kung-fu is ''asshole style''.

[v1rtualguy]

"Am not!"

[tiannUH]

Dang, I feel so foolish now.

I dressed up as an asshole for Halloween three times.

[MarkArandjus]

Gotham city has a Californian flag huh, strange, it always struck me as an east coast city like New York or Boston :P

[vaizards]

Reminds me of Alfred's part in "Whatever happened to the Caped Crusader."

[feedommodoyle]

Oh, how JP transforms! Gets me every time!

[Bugside]

Noooooo, my childhood noooooo!!

[ehayes3791]

they were fourth generation trust funders....best joke of the whole skit!

[IAmSgtPepper]

You know the redhead has her own channel, right? Look up wendymccolm.

You all are welcome.

[slacknhash]

@IAmSgtPepper I'm afraid you may have to re-take your redhead identification course. SMBC's cast includes many knockout redheads, including Wendy McColm, but the journalist in this sketch was Betsy Drake Studstill.

But yeah, fans of this series would still benefit from looking up the wendymccolm channel regardless.

[originalarmo]

They're hard riddles :(

[somercet1]

This is sick. Funny, but sick. Oh, and redhead at :22... supreme hotness.

[Fabiolean]

LOOK AWAYYYYYYYYY

[nathan87]

XD funny

[lollytotskids]

oh poor Batman!

[th3genius]

this sucks.

[captainpanic08]

I thought this was gonna end all Budd Dwyer-y.

[wrh61]

I still kinda like it

[alwaysmc2]

Leave Batman alooooone! D:

[rocketdave]

I don't want to sound like some humorless fanboy, but this seemed more mean-spirited than funny. Maybe I could laugh more if the reporters in here weren't so angry. It just feels like whoever wrote this absolutely hates Batman.

[PaperCarnival]

@rocketdave of course the reporters were angry, that guy just blew up an orphanage for no reason...

[fundaygo]

must say

not funny at all

and Im not like a crazy batman guy fan or w/e..

stupid

[castnuri]

I think that mocking Batman is just uncool. :(

But yeahm the premise has been done by the great Gaiman with much better flair (albeit less humour).

[theschmoopies9]

So, I guess your writer really liked when Neil Gaiman used this premise in Batman # 868

[theschmoopies9]

So, I guess your writer really liked when Neil Gaiman used this premise in Batman # 868

[MikeSkullman]

Usually these videos are funny. But this one isn't. It's an unfunny joke that goes on for too long.

[TaiTheGai]

Not funny at all.

Same crap that's been done before.. re-cycled humor at its poorest.

[lightworker4]

lame!

Jokes where obvious and lame. :(

[EdMDiv]

Still Hilarious!! I wish SMBC performed live somewhere.

[SSSerriform]

Wasn't this done in Whatever Happened to the Cape Crusader?

[astina666]

I still love you Batman

[boshek9000]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[pinkfinger2]

Make Batman cry, then touch him on the penis.

[TheMaleMan]

I think I'm in love with Betsy Drake Studstill...

[Tiunal]

All of this people are hilarious. This video isn't their best work, but it is kinda fun to see them just hang out and joke, 'cause they are genuinely funny.

[Domnhall3]

So, Gotham City's in California?

[tibodeb]

Awesome!

[dackattac]

Brence is fucking hilarious. It's been too long since we've seen him in a sketch.

[TheBloodyloon]

This is awesome! Great job!

Also, Have a completely deluded vision of reality, then touch him on the penis.

[Drummerrman]

Not as good as past SMBC vidjeos.

[zbuzz90]

Its asshole style. Thats great.

[Celerity2]

I was really hoping it'll turn out this has all been a joker prank, and he just made batman quit from crime-fighting :p

[RomeABpositive]

I'm sorry I'm Batman's biggest fan and I got offened by this don't get me wrong I watch this three times trying to find the humor in it but it was just cruel to me

[glorbax]

@RomeABpositive I like Batman too, but you obviously have a serious case of fanboyism.

[LilShaggz850]

@RomeABpositive actually i'm batmans biggest fan but u dont find it funny cause u do not have a sence of humor

[bloodwrage]

"am not" *middle finger*

[cashualpete]

It's asshole style haha

[SmitHolm]

I like the joker. He better not be fake.

[GalryZ]

hahaha that was hilarious

[AngelOfTime]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[simongreve]

They are hard riddles

[SuperRedranga]

I don't know wat to say it was funny but how dare they mock a really good movies

[TheMightyThesaurus]

@SuperRedranga comics, motherfucker. They're called comics

[PrecisePrecision]

make fun of batman, touch him on the penis

GOTHAM TITTIES

[OneFierceZealot]

why are you so mean to batman?

[90seffectssuck]

Gay

[lunkiandsika]

I like!

[Monologue]

Honestly, slap-fighting jokes are about as funny now as they were in Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas. That is to say: They're not funny.

The rest was hilarious, though.

[wrongheadedfool]

Good stuff! See, I know you guys know how to be funny. Just stay away from the relationship crap - you're covering old ground, and none of it was funny or true to begin with. I mean, c'mon, "Men and women sure are different herp derp derp"? You guys are better than that.

[hassmann2000]

whats the only thing that ever made hitler cry?

his gas bill.

[JanisXAChambers]

It's more malicous than funny. Some parts that talk about how unrealistic Batman is could have worked, but really It starts to make up a bunch of stuff like the Hotdog joke. It just feels like humor pulled too thin.

[Superhero402]

good job and Keep it going dont give up. You can come over my videos Thank you :P enjoy

[lordsmokedmeatsnfish]

Darkman's better

[wamow222]

ouch D:

[midnightbelladonna]

I laughed so hard at the last joke. That's been my own private in-joke forever - that whenever people (Angel, Batman, whoever) just ~*~mysteriously vanish~*~, they've actually just ducked behind something.

[IzzytoGo]

That red head is fucking beautiful.

[Thorbie]

@IzzytoGo Zach Weiner wasn't even in this vid though.

Lol. j/k

[Selinja]

@IzzytoGo

Yeah, the redhead is absolutely gorgeous :)

[MikeSkullman]

@IzzytoGo That brunette needs some mustache wax.

[OjilEye]

@MikeSkullman hahaha... that's what I was thinking.

[LilShaggz850]

@IzzytoGo not at all

[daduckissad09]

@IzzytoGo wtf no!

[Applemask]

@IzzytoGo What, Zach Weiner?

[dchris1990]

@IzzytoGo the blonde is cuter!

[TwoGuysOneMinecraft]

@IzzytoGo We're too mainstream for her.

[ridjf]

@IzzytoGo I believe that's Mekakitty

[jbrandonf]

"It's asshole style." lmaoo

[rizal5150]

LOL at him fighting catwoman

[bushwaala]

The man watched his mother and father get murdered buy a different man in every sequal for christ's sake. The Dark knight can kick any of these steam punk losers asses, and they know it, but this is how quasi-intelligent people feel important. We should get back at them buy making a skit where Jeff Dunham gets ass raped by his puppets and the redhead does the ATM, Buhda style!

[redhurricane24]

@bushwaala I second that. I mean, how dare they mock a 70-year old legend that has made more contributions to society, has influenced wave after wave of dark-themed heroes and villains, as well as inspire noteworthy people, than whatever this channel's fame and credibility can amount? They think that's funny? Let's see if they can laugh off watching their parents getting mugged and shot at gunpoint while they're 8 years old. Not six, geniuses, EIGHT. Try making a skit off of that.

[DudeItsAndixD]

@redhurricane24 Hahahahahahahahahaha

[pmkris]

"Bat propulsion" LMAO

[Bonegina]

"Actually, yea... kinda... yes"

:-D

[Bonegina]

These guys are so cruel. I still believe in you, Batman.

[SuperAlexrios]

the stupidest lamest boring video ever

[wcr4]

nice

[Milky111wtf]

LOOK AWAAAAAY then touch him on the penis.

[GabeMorris]

Honestly, the videos have been going downhill since the Genie...

SMBC is much better as a silly webcomic.

[skoolcool]

I recognized JP gestures on that Batman.

[aika092]

fav'd

[ratholin]

meh. Didn't feel like you were really trying on this one.

[darkoverlord9348]

this is fucking retarded

[waterexplosion]

I kinda want to see that Kung Fu video in full...

[AndrewJN]

Reminds me of that Neil Gaimen comic, Whatever Happened to the caped Crusader. One of the alternate realities for Batman was Alfred doing exactly what these folks are doin

[demonslaya1996]

fucking hilarious!

[soulhunter4444]

Am I the only one who enjoyed this video? Seems to be a lot of hate in the comments....

[cs3aab]

boooya!

good stuff

[numb3rc]

A really mediocre bat voice, but the rest of the movie saved it. Mostly because it could all so easily be true.

[Narcissist2021]

I cant believe everyones being so critical. I thought it was pretty funny. Jon was hysterical (glasses dude lol).

[TheJsHep]

Pretty good!

[Loseirdo]

Awful.

[alliteratingknightly]

A very rare dud.

[iwantcoolname]

red girl is so hot :P'''

[HuskyVerbatim]

Expose Batman's like for that lie that it is, touch him on the penis.

[Gonk]

this sucked I didn't laugh once. was about to subscribe then watched this and omg what a waste of time it was to make it and a waste of time for all of us to have to watch it.

Work on the comedy and acting before you upload this piece of shit video ty.

[Seiferzed]

blowing the orphanage part sounds just like bush war on Iraq .

[alx90x]

haha it took me until "monkey style" at 2:16 to realize it was JP playing batman.

[mcfl116]

one thing i will give him here is he made a point about how if he always left the minute the bat signal went up someone would eventually figure it out

[kaetaa90]

Since when did Batman have a gimp ass hand? And when did the press have such ugly people working for it?

[oxygeninduced]

Ehh, miss on this one.

[EvansRowan123]

Since he's still a billionaire, i'd expect the next day bruce wayne just comes in as himself, with an AK and some mercenaries, and kills them all.

...or because he's "a joke", he becomes the joker - heath-ledger-type, and goes all psycho.

[Thn1kk4man]

Comment on the ridiculousness of Batman's nemeses, touch him on the penis.

[anti0918]

They let a mentally ill man have free reign over their city for 30 years, and then they have the nerve get pissed off at him when he blows up an orphanage? Fuck them, they had it coming!

[AcehighLawnmowers]

You know, this premise has actually been done before in an honest-to-God Batman comic.

[Spoiler]Alfred is the Joker[/Spoiler]

[Norrec87]

@AcehighLawnmowers its from "Whatever happened to the caped crusader?", right?

[essencestar]

Very weak, particularly on the "logical" statements.

Aerodynamics has little do do with profile, and why question a gangster naming himself "The Joker" in a world of rap artists like 50 cent, Ice T, Eminem, Flava Flav, Tip, or, for something that doesn't belong at the candy counter, Insane Clown Posse, which includes a member named Shaggy.

Between the unconvincing script and a weak delivery, this is really a poor performance.

The base idea could be funny in a remake, but this is sub-par.

[dannyboyfour]

@essencestar Rapper =/= Gangster =/= Hardened criminal.

[NetIncarnate]

@dannyboyfour Pop gangster character ≈ pop hardened criminal ≈ pop rapper.