Nick And Jared Run For President

[TezzyDarling]

lol you guys are great im glad i found ya

[squishie427]

Damn, I was really hoping to hear your input on some of the issues, like the sort of dinosaurs that are attacking Japan currently. These are the issues the main candidates are ignoring completely.

[blankwhitecards]

Jared here. Nick and I discussed this over croquet and while we understand the growing importance of curbing dinosaur proliferation, we leave it to each sovereign nation to deal with their own reptiles. That said, we are willing to sit down with any of the monsters on the precondition that they do not eat us.