Billy,you're gay; you want butt sex, you want butt sex with camels, you want butt sex because you have no brain, your brain is dead, stop denying it, you are gay, you crave butt sex because you are a sodomite butt sex addict. You are a product of inbreeding between your okie mother and her okie father, this is why you have no brains and like using shot guns for dildos for all your butt sex. Billy, you are a closet sodomite, be a real gay man and come out and admit it, you like to be sodomized.
@fourbabies1 You have butt sex with BillyBobNeck, you and Billy are butt sex buddies, not only would you vote for him, you would beg him to sodomize you if not for the fact that he already is. You are his butt sex camel.
0% corporate tax is a fabulous idea. Remember France just before the french revolution? At that time aristocracy and clergy were paying no taxes at all. Only the peasants were paying taxes. Man, it must have been a utopia for them! Imagine all that wealth trickling down to the peasants! They must have lived like kings!
God said 'Thou shalt not kill' but he did not say 'Thou shalt not kill atheists'. Seems a pretty clear indication to me that he wants all atheists dead.
I was wondering about the ratings. Right now, 69 likes and one dislike. I can't help thinking that half the likes are from fundy right-wingers who agree with you, and the one dislike from a rational liberal who's new around here.
Jesus-care, it's almost genius. Just imagine what would've happened if that was the title of the Bill: would've changed history. But BillyBob, you know what they say about genius: it's a small line between it and insanity. So, don't go gettin' too smart on us now and endin' up in the loony farm. I think maybe you need to think less and dumb this down a little to preserve your sanity. Just sayin'. Keep the faith. GIL (ain't my name, just typin' less letters so the youngins can understand).
If we got them 8 year olds out of these atheists government schools where they're just being taught to be homosexual and out working and doing something productive for 11-12 hours a day, 6 days a week, this country would get herself right back on track.
@blenkarni Hm, when you put it that way, I can see what you mean. Though it could also be a mockery of a parody, of a sham, of four previous shams, with one more dose of mockery thrown in . . . extraordinary!
@brianhar100 Which is why he is mocking people who more or less are like that. Hell, Rick Perry is like that. The only difference is Perry wears a suit.
I heard aliens, Martians, not illegal aliens made Obama president. I guess Martians would be illegals too. The Martians hacked our voting computers and made him president. Ever see Independence Day? If we could hack their computers, surely they could hack ours!
Billy-Bob, another thing. President GW Bush created so many jobs for America in the military, in the National Transportation Agency and in the CIA and that gets forgotten. Plus there were all the support jobs making guns and sewing uniforms.
Now guns should be made using American labor, but there's no reason uniforms (and boots) should be made by some overpaid union scab.
I also hope to hear your thoughts on Richard Cheney's new book.
Great idea Billy. I think half of the workers are working today anyway since most jobs today are service jobs that function 24/7. Also students and youngins get to work today since they work for peanuts(boiled) and don't have skills and education yet. Health care workers, disaster relief workers, on-call dentists, veternarians, shrimpers, fishermen, crabbers, noodlers, alligator hunters, etc are all working. The only folks on vacation are civil servants. Why are you not working today, Billy?
@saxmanchiro It's God's work, it doesn't get any realler. And the payment will be an eternity in Heaven. See JesusDudeGuy's excellent video "the Atheists Brainwashed My Son" for details of the joys of Heaven.
@achtungcircus But is he getting paid for his time doing the Lawd's work? It's not 'work' unless a paycheck is involved. I hear there is no beer in heaven. If this is true, fuck it, I don't want to see them pearly gates.
@achtungcircus Well if JesusDudeGuy didn't mention beer in heaven, then I guess it's true. As to the titties, I got my hands full of those(two) at the moment and don't want more. Beer on the other hand?
@saxmanchiro I see the dillema. Although JesusDudeGuy is silent on the subject of beer, that not definitive.
I, a non-drinker, am unable to speak authoritatively on the subject of beer- it's been a while.
I propose a division of labour. If you will be so kind as to perform the field research necessary to establish a correlation between beer and "heaven", I will take on the Breastal portion of the research.
@achtungcircus Way ahead of you. I started my research 6 hrs ago!! Correlation discovered, noted and conclusion is this;
Beer, a drink invented by clergy(monks) and found to be safe to drink when every other sources of drink were dangerous to our health, has been found to NOT be heavenly, but of hell, Satan's brew. I regret to inform everyone that if you consider beer sinful, you were correct. Carry on.
@saxmanchiro According to Benjamin Franklin, "Beer is God's way of telling us He loves us, and He wants us to be happy." I'd say that's pretty much ironclad evidence there's beer in heaven. And it won't be that 3.2 stuff either.
Darn right. We got to stop these defeat-o-crats from taking over our country with ridiculous ideas like job programs and minimum wages. Who needs that ?! Put the poor and young to work at $5 per hour and the problems would be solved.
Billy,you're gay; you want butt sex, you want butt sex with camels, you want butt sex because you have no brain, your brain is dead, stop denying it, you are gay, you crave butt sex because you are a sodomite butt sex addict. You are a product of inbreeding between your okie mother and her okie father, this is why you have no brains and like using shot guns for dildos for all your butt sex. Billy, you are a closet sodomite, be a real gay man and come out and admit it, you like to be sodomized.
tek1001 2 months ago
if i was a yank, i'd be encouraging billybobneck to run for president. he'd get my vote.
fourbabies1 5 months ago
@fourbabies1 You have butt sex with BillyBobNeck, you and Billy are butt sex buddies, not only would you vote for him, you would beg him to sodomize you if not for the fact that he already is. You are his butt sex camel.
tek1001 2 months ago
Stuff Google, ask Billy.
youstevek 5 months ago
My brain hurts!
madjestic 6 months ago
yeah Billy, that's the tune, start early -get ahead! If them chinese got it, why can't we? ;o)
Paxmax 6 months ago
0% corporate tax is a fabulous idea. Remember France just before the french revolution? At that time aristocracy and clergy were paying no taxes at all. Only the peasants were paying taxes. Man, it must have been a utopia for them! Imagine all that wealth trickling down to the peasants! They must have lived like kings!
Jacnas 6 months ago
@Jacnas what is wrong with you man? you damn french hugger. Go back to the Communist state of the EU if you love it so much.
Aanthanur 6 months ago
Isn't labour day supposed to be on the 1st of May?
wybo2 6 months ago
God said 'Thou shalt not kill' but he did not say 'Thou shalt not kill atheists'. Seems a pretty clear indication to me that he wants all atheists dead.
Am I off the mark here?
Skindoggiedog 6 months ago
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@Skindoggiedog no you are not.
Aanthanur 6 months ago
I was wondering about the ratings. Right now, 69 likes and one dislike. I can't help thinking that half the likes are from fundy right-wingers who agree with you, and the one dislike from a rational liberal who's new around here.
Astrobrant2 6 months ago
@Astrobrant2 LOL rational liberal? what the heck is that? thats like a intelligent idiot. or a serious satirist?
Aanthanur 6 months ago
@Aanthanur So let it be written; so let it be done, I suppose.
Are you one of the right-wing fundies who's been thumbing him up?
Astrobrant2 6 months ago
@Astrobrant2 well i am thumbing him up yes, but i am a socialist and atheist. google the word satire. and lighten up :) Billy rocks.
Aanthanur 6 months ago
@Aanthanur Interesting. I know what satire is.
It sounded to me like you were bashing liberals. Did I misunderstand something or did you?
Astrobrant2 6 months ago
Imagine a Billy-Bob/Jesus ticket for 2012
PT109Boat 6 months ago
Hey Billy Bob, America aint just broke, it's in debt - massively - to China.
stevehayes13 6 months ago
@stevehayes13 China needs to be Trumped!
fasciststateuk 6 months ago
Jesus-care, it's almost genius. Just imagine what would've happened if that was the title of the Bill: would've changed history. But BillyBob, you know what they say about genius: it's a small line between it and insanity. So, don't go gettin' too smart on us now and endin' up in the loony farm. I think maybe you need to think less and dumb this down a little to preserve your sanity. Just sayin'. Keep the faith. GIL (ain't my name, just typin' less letters so the youngins can understand).
WEAKKNEED 6 months ago
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WEAKKNEED 6 months ago
If we got them 8 year olds out of these atheists government schools where they're just being taught to be homosexual and out working and doing something productive for 11-12 hours a day, 6 days a week, this country would get herself right back on track.
ozmoroid 6 months ago
@ozmoroid yeah as if you dislike the government generated 8 year old gays. we all know you like them.
Aanthanur 6 months ago
Say away from the paint chips.
brianhar100 6 months ago
@brianhar100 It's parody.
Swidhelm 6 months ago
@Swidhelm It is not! It's a mockery of a sham of two mockeries and a sham!
blenkarni 6 months ago
@blenkarni Hm, when you put it that way, I can see what you mean. Though it could also be a mockery of a parody, of a sham, of four previous shams, with one more dose of mockery thrown in . . . extraordinary!
Swidhelm 6 months ago
@Swidhelm I'm voting Jesus-Neck 2012. Campaign song?
We shall walk through the valley and the shadow of death
We shall walk through the valley in peace
If Jesus Himself shall be our leader
We shall walk through the valley in peace
We shall meet our brother there
We shall meet our brother there
If Jesus Himself shall be our leader
We shall walk through the valley in peace
blenkarni 6 months ago
@blenkarni The fundraisers will be fishing derbies, and Nascar events, and trailer home competitions in Walmart parking lots!
Swidhelm 6 months ago
@Swidhelm I know this,but anyone who acts like this must have ate paint chips as a child
brianhar100 6 months ago
@brianhar100 Which is why he is mocking people who more or less are like that. Hell, Rick Perry is like that. The only difference is Perry wears a suit.
Swidhelm 6 months ago
@Swidhelm Rick Perry still eats paint chips.
brianhar100 6 months ago
@brianhar100 Probably. Probably makes a meal of them, and fries them up with onions. And a glass of Ether to go with it. :P
Swidhelm 6 months ago
You Americans!
AuntieDiluvian 6 months ago
I heard aliens, Martians, not illegal aliens made Obama president. I guess Martians would be illegals too. The Martians hacked our voting computers and made him president. Ever see Independence Day? If we could hack their computers, surely they could hack ours!
RadarKat73080 6 months ago 2
Billy-Bob, another thing. President GW Bush created so many jobs for America in the military, in the National Transportation Agency and in the CIA and that gets forgotten. Plus there were all the support jobs making guns and sewing uniforms.
Now guns should be made using American labor, but there's no reason uniforms (and boots) should be made by some overpaid union scab.
I also hope to hear your thoughts on Richard Cheney's new book.
God Bless.
achtungcircus 6 months ago
"That manly husband of hers"! Ack! 8-)
jaluck 6 months ago
Great idea Billy. I think half of the workers are working today anyway since most jobs today are service jobs that function 24/7. Also students and youngins get to work today since they work for peanuts(boiled) and don't have skills and education yet. Health care workers, disaster relief workers, on-call dentists, veternarians, shrimpers, fishermen, crabbers, noodlers, alligator hunters, etc are all working. The only folks on vacation are civil servants. Why are you not working today, Billy?
saxmanchiro 6 months ago
@saxmanchiro DOH!!!
Billy-Bob IS working, saving the preborn and preventing people from having buttsex. It's a 24 hour a day job.
achtungcircus 6 months ago
@achtungcircus I guess you are right, but is he getting a paycheck? If not, we cannot consider it REAL work.
saxmanchiro 6 months ago
@saxmanchiro It's God's work, it doesn't get any realler. And the payment will be an eternity in Heaven. See JesusDudeGuy's excellent video "the Atheists Brainwashed My Son" for details of the joys of Heaven.
/watch?v=fDaBqtHliNU
achtungcircus 6 months ago
@achtungcircus But is he getting paid for his time doing the Lawd's work? It's not 'work' unless a paycheck is involved. I hear there is no beer in heaven. If this is true, fuck it, I don't want to see them pearly gates.
saxmanchiro 6 months ago
@saxmanchiro I'm not sure, JesusDudeGuy doesn't mention beer, but he does talk of big titty bitches. Much better than beer.
achtungcircus 6 months ago
@achtungcircus Well if JesusDudeGuy didn't mention beer in heaven, then I guess it's true. As to the titties, I got my hands full of those(two) at the moment and don't want more. Beer on the other hand?
saxmanchiro 6 months ago
@saxmanchiro I see the dillema. Although JesusDudeGuy is silent on the subject of beer, that not definitive.
I, a non-drinker, am unable to speak authoritatively on the subject of beer- it's been a while.
I propose a division of labour. If you will be so kind as to perform the field research necessary to establish a correlation between beer and "heaven", I will take on the Breastal portion of the research.
Between us, we should cover all bases.
achtungcircus 6 months ago
@achtungcircus Way ahead of you. I started my research 6 hrs ago!! Correlation discovered, noted and conclusion is this;
Beer, a drink invented by clergy(monks) and found to be safe to drink when every other sources of drink were dangerous to our health, has been found to NOT be heavenly, but of hell, Satan's brew. I regret to inform everyone that if you consider beer sinful, you were correct. Carry on.
saxmanchiro 6 months ago
@saxmanchiro According to Benjamin Franklin, "Beer is God's way of telling us He loves us, and He wants us to be happy." I'd say that's pretty much ironclad evidence there's beer in heaven. And it won't be that 3.2 stuff either.
RoscoesRiffs 6 months ago
Obama is President much to the chagrin of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who was killed by the Jews on the cross to give us everlasting life!
Eaglesfaninca 6 months ago 2
slave labor through Madagascar no jobs for Americans.
almostmidnightdesign 6 months ago
There's nosuch thing as a religious communist. Communism supports stat atheism.
TehFunnehMann 6 months ago
Hahaha you kind of shot yourself in the foot with that one...
You're telling me you want chinese labour laws in the US? One of the worlds most communist countries... really?
But hey! Maybe you're a communist Billy Bob?
goozay112 6 months ago
@goozay112 Ever hear of satire??? Just askin...
OlGreyWolf58 6 months ago
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@goozay112 Yeah?? And maybe you need to be SAVED. I'll pray for you.
RoscoesRiffs 6 months ago
@goozay112 America is now a communist country....or had you not noticed?
blenkarni 6 months ago
As always, Mr. Neck hits the nail on the head.
elcasey 6 months ago 2
@elcasey Because unlike Obama and Pelosi he has a real hammer
blenkarni 6 months ago
@blenkarni No doubt they'll try to ban those soon, too.
elcasey 6 months ago
Kenyan imports day
americaisbacktrump 6 months ago
Darn right. We got to stop these defeat-o-crats from taking over our country with ridiculous ideas like job programs and minimum wages. Who needs that ?! Put the poor and young to work at $5 per hour and the problems would be solved.
labourse 6 months ago 2
Billy,
I heard it was Nigerian smoke and mirrors
MrSamuelSpade 6 months ago