DirecTV Commercial 2011 - I am Epic Win

[travatack]

dungeon defenders??

[matias7anriquez]

The blond bitch its incredible… nameeeee plz!

[kiz1307]

wtf is with his muscles

[EvGKarma]

@kiz1307 The muscular guy lifting weights, is connected (at the muscles) to him, implying that he is gaining muscles, while somebody else does the work for him.

[coyote7272]

Lame

[detroitredwingsfan26]

Ian, shouldn't you be busy pestering Prentiss?

[foraminutethere23]

when I first saw this, it took me forever to find out what that body builder was saying cuz I couldn't spell it. davai! "let's go or come on!" "bring it!"

[poprulz777]

dude fuck direcTV. i want a real damn petite giraffe not fake bull shit

[falloutbooboo]

the first time i watched thus i watched the giraffe tge second time i watched the girls

[greyjohnstone]

@falloutbooboo First time I watched this, I watched the girls. Second time I watched this, I watched the girls. ;)

[Hulkster84]

Is that guy from Sons of Anarchy Season 4?

[AbesAreC00l]

Taas tätä vitun paskaa, IS meni jälleen kerraan trolliin.

[MetallicaFIN]

@AbesAreC00l niimpä

[Menolifee]

@AbesAreC00l Millä perustein? Petitelapgiraffe piste com on se netisivu josta IS phhui eikä tämä video.

[linkisme1]

to the gullible person who said this but it is real... look up Sokoblovsky Farms its just a looped video of a fake giraffe check it up i thought it was real to

[horselover1239]

the giraffe is real!!

[lujavana]

that giraffe totally stole the show

[Ultrapixie]

@Nopewasalreadytaken but it is real... look up Sokoblovsky Farms

[Nopewasalreadytaken]

THE GIRAFFE DOESN'T LOOK REAL, le crey! 

[MaStErOfFeAr85]

Opulence, I has it.

[ecossembot]

That chick on the treadmill is smokiiiin

[LoDiSKuNGenN]

the only reason i favorited was because he sound like Niko Bellic (gta4 main character)

[Peichen01]

@LoDiSKuNGenN He is Niko after he made it in New York.

[crazycrazyppl]

Those of you who don't know, the giraffe is REAL

[Davisrullzs]

I already ordered MY petite lap giraffe. What about YOU?

[music14591]

@Davisrullzs how:(



[AnttyK47]

Giraffe on a tredmill ^^

[Life4Tuna]

6000 Channels my ass.. Were losing Like 20 of the best Channels And more.I think that We should keep those Channel's,So they want us to pay the same price for Less channels now .Bullcrap

[Hikarilover123]

You should me ashamed at your self!

Me: >:) No pain...no pain.

[turtlliwdnifuoyehthr]

THEY FUCKED US IN THE ASS WITH THOSE GIRAFFES

[rkmugen]

The man your man could smell like has nothing against a man who has opulence. He is not the most interesting man in the world.  But he pushes to limit... every time. He likes the best. He doesn't always drink vodka... but when he does, he jumps in it. Look down... back up... the pigmy giraffe is on a treadmill.

[greatadventure95]

Is that Tetris music at the end?

[Sierra026]

@greatadventure95 Yup. Korobeiniki, to be exact.

[94Holyshit]

@greatadventure95 well Tetris was made in russia :P

[AgentStyleTV]

Hope thats me when I grow up!

[kevinb120]

I like the giraffe's towel. Watching giraffe TV on the wall.

[spinocus]

Man, this commercial sucks eggs. I realize the original commercial set the bar pretty damn high but this 'sequel' was about as big a letdown as they come. The only thing good about it is the phrase "I am epic win."

[ExplosiveTaco07]

This is my new saying.. "I am EPIC WIN"

[Awesome97Undies]

no pain... no pain...

[majorpat2013]

am i the only one who watched this for the freaking giraffe?

[hyrulphicsound]

@majorpat2013 Stumbleupon?

[xsirbadasskillington]

@majorpat2013 Nope, I did to lol



[MortenChristoffersen]

WHITE-RA <3

[Haizme]

I am epic win! haha

[digitalzpm]

dis film iz a racist agenst my contree

[CentralBlackHole]

epic win

[luiszoom215]

Davai!

[Urrzah]

Took me a while to realize that the huge guy's workout is being transmitted to the rich guy's muscles.

[TheBjray]

WTF did I just see?

[EyeConicRed]

I'm the listening in device and they broadcast murder and I can prove it.

Shocking huh?

[EyeConicRed]

Its all about using Nigaz your honor.

Blame A.J and company.

[acedaface954]

lol there's my little giraffe friend again at :24sec.

[EHoule370]

What would happen if that thing was attached to his dong?

[punkstar815]

very nice

[Exodus3003]

damn russians r epic lol

[DumberEveryTime]

This commercial is an "epic win."

[nick5507]

DAVAI!



[marcetclaude]

@nick5507 its my favorite part. it mean "come on"

[JackiePhantom13]

HE SHOULD HAVE A COMMERCIAL WHERE HE HAS A WHOLE FLOCK OF TINY GIRAFFES!!!! ♥

[CALLMEPETE123]

The girl on the treadmill is Anya Monzikova.

[megamillion12345]

This is why I love being a Russian-American.

[TheEmperorHasSpoken]

@megamillion12345 Amen, brother!

[megamillion12345]

@TheEmperorHasSpoken Amen, COMRADE!**

[rpiro62]

The funniest commercial..Love the giraffe..

[Hotforthedog]

Why hasn't shcmoyoho re done this yet?

[17marcino]

in soviet russia the limit pushes you :DD

[SuperWario094]

@17marcino in capitalist america, the bank robs you!

[trueblue4ky]

ending music sounds like tetris.

[jakoformer]

@trueblue4ky it's balalayka playing, national russian instrument.

[FUNJOY08]

lmao! Forget da damn bodybuilder bullshit!!! checkout da hotties! who are they?

[RevitalizedVessel]

In Soviet Russia, Direct TV and 6,000 shows and movies watch you...

[sipsipboom15]

GLORY TO STALIN, THE GREAT DESIGNER OF COMMUNISM!

[rogelioVela1985]

In Soviet Russia, you jump on it

[assymcgee1]

I Push The Limit......EVERY TIME!

[kylefer]

What the hell is all this stuff suppose to mean. I seen this commercial like 500 times on discovery and science channel and still don't get it, is he attracted to women or giraffes?! or wat the hell.

[MSMSReader]

@kylefer I agree. It makes no sense.

[berriesrbest]

@Enofrappini Don't forget the mini giraffe!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Enofrappini]

.....they wanted to get your attention with the bodybuilder, hot chicks, guy with evil empire accent. To me it's just gross.....

[rizashake87]

duvai = "bring it on" or "lets do this"

[rizashake87]

duvai = "bring it on"

[Jordel60]

@rizashake87 Its davai btw not duvai

[vidvewer35]

Did the giraffe bring you here?

[DeathCalls2DontRun]

I live to see that giraffe ;D.

[mrskyking19]

love this lol

[LooseEnds0o]

10 people cant get direct tv

[dudethisismyemail]

i want that mucle thing can i buy it

[dudethisismyemail]

so where can you get those mucle things to get stronger

[rockyoursocks335]

I'll be honest, this is how all of us Russians live ...I personally have 3 miniature giraffes and they all have their own treadmills .

[kylefer]

@rockyoursocks335 BULLSHIT!



[thezob101]

hahaa the tetris theme song was taken from a russian folk song called korobeiniki (or коробелники) - /watch?v=NzqnIzyaveo

also russian women have a sexy accent :~O

[xPancakes4lyf]

Does anyone else notice the tetris song? o.O

[Xazhi]

@xPancakes4lyf

2 comments down

[westwingr]

The best part about these commercials is the giraffe.

[Xazhi]

0:24

is that...

is that TETRIS at the end?

[MetallicGod07]

I aspire to be just like this man one day. Must be great to have opulence. By the way, the blonde is pretty hot.

[RobinTranell]

He truly is epic win haha

[cool1o1o1]

This may be a stupid question, but... is that fucking possible?

[lexicondevilfilms]

It's Timothy V Murphy!

[MegaArarat73]

Yeah,it is from Tetris,but it`s also a russian folk song "Korobushka"....BTW "Tetris" was created back in USSR in 1982

[agus2001]

Does anyone know the names of the girls? They're smoking hot!

[alex1vid]

hahaha i love this guy. "no pain. no pain"

[hankahanka777]

It's not "tetris song", it's russian folksong "Korobushka"

[kascnef82]

who are the stars in this ad, or are they professional actors that are not famous?

[klonrock]

Love the Putin-like oligarch, his entourage and his pet miniature giraffe. His home with the lavish use of gold leaf is so reminiscent of Donald Trump's favorite decorating theme! But then all the best oligarchs love gold.

[abemamba24]

Thumbs up for the miniature giraffe

[gm1950able]

I an tired of seeing rich russians or whatever they are.

[SpeaksThruSong92]

Is it just me, or does the end sound very similar to the Tetris theme?

[ironscabula1]

WHO IS THAT BLONDE?!?!?

[geterdonein01]

Those girls are my favorite part

[javierich0]

WTF, is he italian russian or what i dont get his accent

[MannyXj1]

@javierich0 its clearly Russian...

[TheBabyRipsta]

I want one of those mini giraffes!

[jtsblock1]

@TheBabyRipsta Me too!!

[jtsblock1]

This guy pushes two woman every time! Thats domestic violence!!

[supersaninpikachu]

@jtsblock1 Thats what i thought he said too.

[dudethisismyemail]

what is he doing with his muscle

[MannyXj1]

@dudethisismyemail Those wires send an electric pulse to his muscles, thus making them contract(flex), and when the pulse stops they expand in to their regular state. This has almost the same effect as actually lifting weights, so he gets stronger!

[Bmitchell5365]

@MannyXj1 omg what are you a robot lol cayse that entire response was just smart lol

[shootnmove]

lmfao the giraffe is on a mini tredmill

HAHAHA

[knightexrt]

who is those girls, what are their names

[hazardroll1]

That motherfuckers curling 400 lbs. Actually thats gold weight, gotta be 600 lbs

[CaucasianStirFry]

The giraffe is so popular and cute he should get his own spin off!!!

[wheelyd12]

this is one!!!BAD ASS!!!!mofo

[jenacyde79]

I want a mini giraffe!!!

[PiXIepuNK24]

Lmao tiny girffe runnin when watchin them on tv! I still want one

[daSMILINGCUPCAKE]

davai! davai! dats my mini giraffe hehe

[j2201987]

tiny giraffe = still #winning.

[fillecherie12]

this has to be related with charlie sheen!

[pradahlife]

love the giraffe blowing the kiss too cute

[tknpimp12]

The best part is when the girl turns after she rolls her eyes... hot!!!

[yzrider102]

i love this comerical and the first...i accually love watching them

[evgeny76]

EUGENE MISHIN IFBB PRO

[Jacketthe1]

No I am epic win!

[danimontana100]

thats what a gr8 commercial should be--fuuuuunnnnnnyyyyyy--LOVE IT--DAVAI-DAVAI

[markopogo]

What nationality is this guy suppose to be? I love it.

[FernandoHEspinoza]

@markopogo I'm guessing it would be a stereotypical russian lol.

[davavetisian]

DAHVAI!



[papalocka1]

Forget the giraffes look at that the girl on the treadmill

[isaachaze1]

@papalocka1 i cant stop looking at her actually...

[tknpimp12]

@papalocka1

we know... trust me.

love to see her in a lesbian tribadism video!

[paloozapoofshhh]

i would buy those little giraffes at petsmart :D♥ i want one!!!!! so cute x3

[TheDoctorderp]

anyone else notice the remixed teris theme at the end?

[CCrockyourass]

@TheDoctorderp I KNEW THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR. My mind just exploded.

[gublerluvr39]

haha its Ian Doyle from Criminal Minds!! 

[Animeartist1985]

mr.k!!!

[crietenz]

LAWL.

[samsep8]

Where is the blonde girl from? She looks familiar

[joebidenzbestfriend]

I am epic win.

[arthurkitchen]

Take note girls, anything bigger than those two is TOO FAT!

[usasoccer01]

I am epic win..

[aysia109]

if it were not for that mini giraffe i would have never come to this video

[hotchowder]

This is like every Russian stereotype of the 80's packed into one video, amazing.

[paloozapoofshhh]

@hotchowder

uhhhhhhhhhhh.

[tinypinkshell]

IAN DOYLE IAN DOYLE

[RCD608]

In soviet russia...mini-giraffe is stronger than you!

[VirginiaMae2889]

I just want that tiny giraffe

[xXQUiiCKNiiCKXx]

whos that girl next to him??!!!!

[whosurdaddy2720]

WINNING!

[omagaredx]

No pain...no pain.. 

[Gaelheretic4]

Everybody knows what country that guy could afford all that in.

[CommunistPikachu]

is it wrong this video gave me a boner?

[Jakegothicsnake]

@CommunistPikachu I ain't gonna judge you on that. People get aroused by more han just hot girls man.

[colinglaum]

Pure unadulterated genius. 

[tncl85]

Lmao, mini giraffe wearing a towel on a mini tredmill!

[pancake1021]

OH MY GOD IS THAT IAN DOYLE

[DementedDope]

@pancake1021 Yep!

[XsinerrX]

The Mini Giraffe makes a comeback..... :D

[BeyondTheHolyGates]

Fuck the giraffe, I want the girls.

[Gaelheretic4]

@BeyondTheHolyGates Are you sure?

[L4dude5]

@BeyondTheHolyGates me too

[RoverFover]

Anyone else think the music at the end sounded like the Tetris soundtrack?

[ajgotpowned]

@RoverFover yes :P

[50centgotshot9times]

@RoverFover it is

[sovietkazakh]

@RoverFover The tetris music is taken from a Russian folk song since it's a Russian game. So what you're hearing in the video is the "tetris" song

[LenaSlip]

Definitely, Mr Alex after winning the Lottery ... love those Russians