Play Her Off, Fully Sick Keyboard Cat

[terratrema]

Did casual racism died?

Or lived?

[Finky27]

hot accent

[AbduCola]

Huh?? She said what happened and thats a fail? I dont get it at all

[Darkspirith]

@Ph0be You judged an entire nation off of one girl? But the rest of us judge you americans because well, if I have to explain it the you truly are stupid.

[Ph0be]

and Americans are stupid?

[zOMGeoAnti]

marry me!!!

[MidnightRunzMKIV]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww that accent.. same as the NZ kiwis... f*ckin NASTY... Ewwwwwww

[ProudGeek1]

SHE WILL never know how truly boring she is..

[jaws5263]

sounds like the beginning to a joke

[Jeomeria]

So hot!

[asdflolffs]

i dont get it.

she is hot though.

[lurch321]

Isn't that Uma Thurman?

[Zlazuja]

i'd fully tap that ay

[RibbonArmyBlue]

mario bors?



[BoBtheparrot7]

This bitches testimony is fully sick

[BoBtheparrot7]

WHY ARE AUSTRALIAN WOMEN SO HOT YET SO BACKWATER? E.G. every australian woman ever.

[FamousMovieScenes]

Wog means a black man. It comes from the term "Gollywog", which is name of a black doll. Look it up.

I don't know where you guys are getting these meanings from....

[Brofessionalss]

@FamousMovieScenes Gollywog biscuits! Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!!!!!!!!

[shazaindahouse]

the cat fully makes this video.

[Yngwie69]

I fucked this chick 2 years ago, Ironically I "Chic-Chic-boomed'' her in the face. Oh, yeah and I'm a WOG!!!

[paddii21]

WOG=Western Oriental Gentleman

[megatron515]

Dude this chick is awesome.

[XxazidxX]

wog? did this word come out in the south park movie?just wondering

[suppaduppa5]

oz chicks are so hot..

[HesterDW]

She is sooooo fucking dumb holy shit.

[gregboyds]

SHE'S A REAL SWEETIE ANYWAY!

I've got to visit Australia!

[gregboyds]

'WOG' IS ALSO THE BRITISH WAY OF SAYING 'NIGGER'

[khurit]

wogs haahhahahahahhahahahahaha

[GuillomH]

Derp

[TheV12Monster]

Gay and sad

[TheWelsh19606]

she is a MASSIVE bird

[MynameisElliott]

Wow! A hot bogan!

[MrPublic7enemy]

im 25 % itailian 25% greek 50% some other shit does that make me a wog? lol

[th05fore]

Translation for non-Australians

'Wog' = Someone of european decent (Greek usually), was once considered an ethnophaulism but is not generally considered an insult these days.

'Bru' = Referring to a close friend as a family member, Usually spoken as 'Bro'

'shit ay' = An exotic flower

'Fully sick' = err...um... pretty sure its some kind of mating call

[WeedtoFeed]

@th05fore

your joke just failed....

[th05fore]

@WeedtoFeed JUST FAILED? I said that three weeks ago but it JUST failed right as you read it. Logic fail.

[Visurit]

"And the fatter wog said to the skinnier wog"

She would make a good children's book writer if she wasn't such an idiot.

[B4Shock]

Shes so stupid, but fit...ahh

[redreaper2020]

@B4Shock aahhhhh....yeeeaaaahhhhh...dec­isions decisions...

[iamhassword]

need's subtitles...and a translation

[123qwerty]

U slept with ma cousin, ey!

lmao

[iluvyouwyatt]

She must have gotten those lies from the massive space between her eyes.

[Itachi64s]

chick chick .. BOOM ! =)

[twistyjay8686]

Rotten brain, she said wog, which is racial slur for Greeks Italians and lebs in aus

[MrChriskirkpatrick]

oh yeah brew

[samwise401]

She will survive in this world, because she is incredibly good looking

[cadrino20978]

@samwise401 you are a massive dumb fuck

try that when you get a job and see how far you go!

[MortalofMadness]

@cadrino20978 Calm down. It's a joke. Noone likes a dry-balls.

[cadrino20978]

@MortalofMadness and now you tell me!

[Gnomicable]

she's cute

[TrumanTehSupraTiger]

And _____'s are forever.

In this case, _____ = truly priceless and epic Dymynd-grade Historical Embedded video clips.

Historical character role FAILx???!!!!!

The gift that keeps on

[cvunit]

so did they killed her and she deided?

[tiagotre1]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ?

[marsbarz]

The way she uses the word wog makes her look like a racist. Maybe even a fully sick racist.

[writermwt]

damn she hella fine... thats all i wanted too say

[killakemm]

.... I still definitely would

[drummerdickens]

She is fit, thus she has no faults

[gsizzles]

I love keyboard cat, but not following why this girl is getting played off. Please explain.

[NE0N0VA]

@gsizzles Its fake, she made it up

[RottNBrain]

@gsizzles

cause she used the word wong, wong is a very offensive slang for dark skin ppl

[blinky123abc]

@gsizzles because of the way she told her story der.

[beany1324]

HOT!!!  maan I would!

[916superman22]

What's a wog?

[apollocat13]

click click BOOM!

[Dizzave678]

she's friggin hot as hell.  She looks like that girl from scent of a woman.

[tietie1424]

Id hit it.

[AustinsGTAtrailbook]

@tietie1424 me too

[ThisAnagram]

And the fatter wog said to the skinner wog..

[hernthomas]

yo mamma so fat, that when she walks down the street in a dress it looks like 2 wog fighting...

your sure you can hear gunshots

[coylesolid]

She's a bit drunk and making a fake witness statement on Nine News after a shooting. She's using stereotype Aussie Wog slang to be funny. She got real famous and has been on the cover of a bunch of men's magazines as the Chk Chk boom girl.

It was funny at the time if you understood the context. Something Americans wouldn't understand.

[TonitheTater]

@coylesolid Not really. I'm not American and I don't think it was funny at all.

[nyamcz]

what a horrible accent, almost vomiting

[TonitheTater]

Two "wogs"? Fuck this bitch.

Play her off keyboard cat.

[2alive2die]

so she is telling us that there were two greek/italian/whatever guys fighting, one got shot and then she ran away? thats basically the story?

then she seems kinda relaxed and happy for just witnessing a killing/shooting scene xD maybe shes a racist (if she already uses the term "wog") and was glad that one of them got shot :P

[HariVIyer]

This video proves that keyboard cat can make anything hilarious, including when a babe retells a terrible tale of a man getting shot.

[NaziJuice]

well she is pretty good looking if she talks way less...

[blodepker1]

lol one warg killed Gimli, I still don't get the joke shes trying to say.

[D081]

l;ol this is wierd.

its not really funny. shes just hard to understand. but u cant even tell if it was a tragic incident or not either.

maybe thts the funny part? that we cant understand her. :o idk. i give up

[damon858]

@D081 i don't know if you are being subversive but but she is referring to people as WOGS which is a derogatory term for dark skinned people/ anyone not "english"/non white

[D081]

@damon858

cool. thanks :D

i lerned a werd today :D lol damn wogs! :p

[damon858]

@D081 no worries turns out she was lying about being a witness and became somewhat of a minor celebrity even stripped for a mag. i need to be more racist, looks like it pays

[D081]

@damon858

lol . heh didnt know that. thnx. ive been racist for years and still am not famous.. or have been asked to strip, wtf? :o

[TonitheTater]

@damon858 Well, no, mate. In Australia, "wog" usually means southern European or North African.

[damon858]

@TonitheTater i'm not interested in your opinion 

[TonitheTater]

@damon858 What are you talking about? That's fact, not opinion.

[damon858]

@TonitheTater then why did you say usually like you could quantify how it's used hence my broad answer to the gentleman. DAMN! it's not important

[TonitheTater]

@damon858 I'm not sure what you mean. The term "wog", though a pejorative in both places, has a different meaning in Australia than it does in the UK. That's all I was saying.

[damon858]

@TonitheTater which is why i gave such a broad answer, it's not important!

[partisan49]

lol australian ppl sound hilarious

[EPIKxPrODiiGy]

@partisan49 they are south african

[partisan49]

@EPIKxPrODiiGy

same shit

theyre all limeys

[42prolly]

@steffNdanee She's saying "wog", it's Australian for nigger.

[palpatine17]

What a crappy bullshit artist.

[commanderwaffle]

Did fake gun sound died?

[guigui1236]

HAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH !!!!! OW Man !!! I miss aussie land !!!

[zorroazulapex]

Since you guys keep talking about wargs, the internet requests that someone make a Chk Chk Boom / Lord of the Rings remix.

[ladwithdodgyusername]

@zorroazulapex i shall begin

[FireAlarm]

Can you imagine if this chick was your ONLY witness, your star witness...

[RickMerchantttt]

@FireAlarm "We drop all charges against the accused, on the grounds that we are ROYALLY FUCKED should this case make it to a jury."

[lappinsilver]

@FireAlarm HAHA

[manaeldar]

naw man i didnt for shit ay

[krullboll]

Wargs with guns, that´s fucking scary.

[sweethart21]

LOL this is in Perth! Hahahaha I work near there

P.S Dear everyone she is saying WOG... its a racial slur for Italian/Greek/ Lebanese (basically olive skin) ppl in Australia. & the hard core ones do actually talk like that- fully sick ay bro

Oh & no she didnt get raped, shes just talking about a shooting she witnessed near a nightclub/ stripclub

lol

[freedomsoldier187]

@sweethart21 its fucking the cross in sydney you dumb cunt

[jimco10]

@sweethart21 she looks like a "wog" herself considering how tan/olive her skin tone is

[deviantartcoder]

@sweethart21 Perth? it was in the cross Sydney...

[Dickothasickodrummer]

@sweethart21 Its actually in Sydney, Kings Cross. Which is the main clubbing street of Sydney.

[MadMicas]

@sweethart21 you must be talking about that douche cat... 'cause this is Clare the Kings Cross bogan... Sydney, not Perth

[payvandkkk]

@sweethart21 She's from the Cross in Sydney

[trawkaaa]

@sweethart21 wog??olive skin hahaha...it was a word used by aussies tp bag all the EUROPEAN IMMIGRANTS just after the war

[killyduff]

@sweethart21 it's on kings cross in sydney lol

[sk8olico]

She is so fucking HOOOTTTT

[ZibbyWabbles]

"Chik-Chik, BOOM!... and i ran away cause thats all i wanted to see..."

[Jimmitz]

Did the girl died?

[damon858]

WOGS you fucking retards damn! what the fuck is a warg???

[XTotallyRandomStickX]

Rick Roll'D

[scfgolfs1]

Did the warg died?

[thadea]

where was it at?

it was ouside...

where was it?

I dont know it was one of the strip joint ones...

chick chick boom

[EstefanyR7]

i didnt understand anything !

[sirScottslp]

she is such a fucking loser....... makes the beaches look shit, fucking dumb slut

[ASadisticBear]

Woman: And then we went to outback and ate near the Barbie!

[lilcristina89]

CHU-CHU BOOM!

[Mr1in1000000]

tap that.

[digodoidobh]

did the cousin EEY! died?

[tetrisclock]

If she didn't she deserves to.

[Stringyheads]

She'd look good with a bit of aussie pork chop stuffed in her mouth.

Keyboard cat rocks the house.

Funny after all the detail she didn't even know where she was. (Creadible witness) or she just got smart half way through her blab, blab, blab and thought of the concequenses of such an action, Theres an out for ya babe, Yeh just tell everyone you got smart.

[RockXStarEvan]

I'd bang, as long as she didn't fucking talk.

[RomanSedlak]

i love keyboard cat:)

[grantgorelay]

its in english - but i don't understand a bloody word that is being said

[logsgalovsdillm]

Well, at least she's pretty :)

[MsMitziJane]

wut? '-'

[spikey88]

did the wog died?

[applemac555]

"there were these two wogs...."

[champman3000]

I'll point out now to Zapped and Snoo that wog is not short for Golliwog. Wog in Australia is a slang/mildly offensive slur used to refer to people from the southern countries in Europe, mainly those with darker skin. Greeks, Italians and such.

[EvadeTricks]

wtf wtf wtf . . . wtf wtf. . . man wtf

[Greeneyeskater93]

chick chick boom

[snoobeagle]

Sounds like she's telling a joke about 2 wogs, but the punchline sucks. :)

[seabrooker]

@snoobeagle SORRY BUT WHAT IS A WOG? Damn Yank asking

[snoobeagle]

@seabrooker Haha.. it's what the Brits call black people. I think it's short for "Golliwog."

[ZappedFool]

@snoobeagle that's funny because she's Australian.

[snoobeagle]

@ZappedFool Yeah.. HILARIOUS..considering half of Australia was colonized by the British. Who'da ever thought Australia would have the same vernacular as the Brits? WHO, I ask you! It boggles the mind.

[ZappedFool]

@snoobeagle Can say the same about America so why is it that most American's commenting haven't got a clue what the word 'wog' is in reference to. It boggles the mind.

[snoobeagle]

@ZappedFool agreed but this has nothing to do with your attempt to be a smart ass teeniebopper regarding British terms and Aussie citizens.

[ZappedFool]

@snoobeagle If you say so, and you do. I'm a teenager therefor I know nothing and am an ignorant moron. Snoobeagle is an almighty collective of all knowledge in the known universe presented in physical form. You should appreciate the fact I'm not out vandalising cars, stabbing people and failing academically as would seem to be the case with the majority of my generation.

[snoobeagle]

@ZappedFool That's true! I'll take surly behavior on the internet over crime any day.

[Rennaaa]

@snoobeagle gahah, it so does!

[MightySaturn5]

she seemed like a bimbo at first but when she got into that cat suit and started playing that riff on the keyboard I felt like Corn flakes of craziness were getting into my eyes and ribs which is kind of a nice way of saying to your waitress "I'll have a rib eye steak tramp!" -this always ends in a festering fight where I sometimes dump a vial of tabasco sauce into her eyes to get the red in.

[inowhoiam]

@Ricvzq Australia.

[promontorium]

I have no idea what the hell she's saying here. Whatever country she is from should make more movies. Because we need more comedy. Meanwhile everyone gets to hear Americans speak from American media and shits themselves when we don't have a fucking clue what you guys are saying.

[GCMaxProductions]

hot little mama with strange outdated lingo!

ps: for those of you who think W.O.G. is racist, it actually stands for Western Oriental Gentleman!

[jimmybloodyjimmy]

@GCMaxProductions or whites over gollys.

[Rotaswagga]

@GCMaxProductions actually it's western overseas gentlemen.

[SoraTheDarkPrince]

click click BOOM

[snuffle1]

I think the last thing I'd want in an altercation is fully sick boys.

[Agent1W]

I rated this up for her hawtness, and the Keyboard Cat...but I don't know what shipment of FAIL this is.

[laurence4ever1995]

look at this u cnt stop laughing 0:19

[shizzlecream]

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER

[Luduin]

@shizzlecream yeah its said dumb women are hot as hell on the bed!

[lutherhans]

so hot... so hot

[CatAtomic99]

Two wargs fighting?! That's scary! Just one warg almost killed Gimli.

[SnorklinWithCudas]

@CatAtomic99 too many wargs :((((((

[42prolly]

@CatAtomic99 I doubt that warg was fully sick then.

[thuggoonie]

Damn...I wish I had some fully sick boys to call on...

[ttobyg]

whats she doing outside the kitchen?

[amidoingthis]

I can't understand u, silly british people and their silly slang.

[bseligson]

@amidoingthis I think this is in australia.

[MangoEvidence]

@amidoingthis its australia or new zealand :| now whos silly? idiot...

[ThGodLike]

@MangoEvidence It's Aussie, we dont have "wogs" in Nz lol

[johnsblade]

@amidoingthis She's Austrlalian, you retard!

[amidoingthis]

@johnsblade whatever, they all come from the same place anyways.

[Theemcalister]

@amidoingthis yeah we don't speak the langage, we just invented it. plus shes aussie fool

[stuballs2]

i think that in Australia the term Wog is an accepted term, and not a racial slurr as it is in england or US

[DiscoFunk70]

@stuballs2 Australians are as racist as the day is long. Their whole dialect is just one long, screechy racial slur. They are also lower than monkeys in evolutionary terms, but still slightly above reptiles. Only just, though. But that's what you get when convicts breed with their cousins.

[AcmeMonkeyCompany]

@DiscoFunk70 And then the pot called the kettle black some more, the end.

[liquidchill]

@DiscoFunk70 lmfao

[armour83]

i wanna fuck her

[kless001]

There were these two wogs fighting...

[pilatunes]

There were two wogs...

Australians crack me up.