James Bond 007 - The Bond Girls

[LukeMM95]

Jinx from Die Another Day is worse than Christmas Jones.

[KiCreativeStudio]

Thanks for the James Bond reviews and videos.  They were pretty well reviewed and very entertaining. Funny stuff. Thank you.

[dwswh2]

i do agree with the worst although i can never ever say which is the best or worst bond girl or film because i love all the james bonds and you know whatever but i think the only thing that i don't agree with on this video is kissy as an honourable mention, i would of replaced her with aki because she does so much more and kissy does a lot less than in the novel but thats my opinion :)

[bjnboy]

I'm really surprised you did not put Jane Seymour on any of the lists.

[MegaVergan]

Personaly for me the girls are one of 4 things that James Bond needs

[17volleyballstar17]

my list goes like this best ones : 1:Honey Ryder 2:Tracy Bond 3:Tatiana Romanova 4:Kissy Sizuki 5:Xeina Onatopp Now for the worst 5: Plenty O'Toole 4:Jinx 3:Tiffinay Case 2:Naomi from TSWLM 1:Holly Goodhead Good Honarable 1:Tilly Masterson 2:Vesper Lynd 2006 3:Domino Derval Bad Honorable 1:Andrea Anders 2:Bambi and Thumper 3:May Day

[thenostalgiakid1]

You jerk! I loved the man with the golden gun!

[NecroVMX]

@thenostalgiakid1 So I'm a jerk because you have terrible taste in movies? Go count your dick, scoopslut.

[CosmoShidan]

Pussy Galore, the lesbian whore! LOL. 

[JRP3601]

camille in quantum of solace looks sexy

[multiplemike]

I didn't mind Christmas Jones as much because I saw her more as comic relief for Bond. She wasn't a great bond girl, but I didn't think she was the worst ever. I absolutely hate Mary Goodnight in Golden Gun, what an idiot she was.

My top 5 favorite Bond Girls

1. Natalya Simonova (GoldenEye)

2. Aki (You Only Live Twice)

3. Pussy Galore (Goldfinger)

4. Pam Bouvier (License of Kill)

5. Andrea Anders (Man with the Golden Gun)

[art61196]

#2 "I wish she would have been killed." I must add or pimp smacked she deserved that to.

[coltrane106]

i disagree with some but you have some great points.... you were spot on with the worst ones though

[Pinesol131]

No mention of Jinx as the worst? Ugh, she was horrid.

[Pinesol131]

Camelle Montes.

[rooley]

I can't believe this. You had interesting things to say about a topic I'm interested in, ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!

[Veerwhil]

Not even a honorable mention for Rosa Klebb and Moneypenny? Rosa wasn't technically a "bond girl", but he probably had more affairs with Money penny than with any other girl in the series. And no matter how terrible and cruel Klebb tried to act in the film, I always imagined her to be a kind old lady at heart. What a GILF.

Otherwise my top 5 picks are: Solitaire, Magda, Camille, Elektra, and Melina.

[felixlinquist]

BTW - the best Bond girl was Jill Masters - now she was hot!

[TheDondajonhon46]

1-Triple X

2- Solitaire

3-the one from Living Daylights

4-Natalia

5-the one from Dr. No

But thats based on looks!LOL

[87modracer]

i agree with most of it. (she should have been pimp slapped). all in all the commentary for the worst bond girls really made me laugh. i rarely get amused in the morning,i thank you sir for setting a positive tone for my day. now i am going to watch the video again before i get ready for work. again thank you, ha ha ha you really crack me up!!!!

[mirecek0210]

EVA GREEN 4-eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!­!!! she is the best!!!!

[drjn8]

Why did you put Tiffany Case in the worst bond girls? She was actually good. Yeah, she was absent-minded, but she was smart.

And you forgot to put Stacey Sutton in the worst Bond girls! All she did throughout the movie was complain and yell "JAMES! HELP ME!" She was actually WORSE then Christmas Jones.

[1212345456]

Eva Green she is the best...

[lilcocobutta]

lol i soooooo enjoyed this

i loved never say never but the rest of those bitches were a mess

especially that child from for you eyes only

and yessssssssssssssssssssss

about her dumb ass playing a doctor on the world is not enough

i just found her completely and absolutely unbelievable especially since that beautiful and talented sophie performed her ass off. just so unimpressive.. it was just bad acting and then she was cast and someone who was smart. i just thought that was horrible

[Simpsons50187]

Unranked, I consider the 10 best to be Ursula Andress, Claudine Auger, Barbara Bach, Halle Berry, Honor Blackman, Carole Bouquet, Carey Lowell, Denise Richards, Diana Rigg, and Izabella Scorupco.

[ReviewForReel]

Wai Lin was my favorite Bond girl. I don't know why I just really like her.

[ReviewerKid90]

Golden Eye was my favorite.

[doctorwhohub]

good chocies!!

[desotowrong]

Oh yeah, Eva Green. Couldn't have put it better myself, though Casino Royale seemed to top all the other Bond films in many ways. Other Bond girls I liked were the ones with Timothy Dalton.

[89alexandrat]

good for eva!!!!!

[KISSarmyGuy]

I agree with number one, all the way!

[sandmanzcommin08]

I noticed you haven't mentioned the girls from the Dalton films. I personally liked Karla from TLD and she related to the sister from The Wonder Years so that's another plus ;) lol As for LTK (one of my personal favorites), I loved Talisa Soto who played Lupe. I like how she was hot as hell, and how she helped Bond get Sanchez. But, I couldn't really care much for Pam Bouvier. What do you think?

[lilwaynewezzy]

oh come on tiffany case was the comic relief for diamonds are forever "keep honker on that tooter charlie and your gunna get a shot in the mouth" i laughed my ass off and shes so fine

[kwenkoba]

you all forgot Tatiana Romanova from russia with love

[NecroVMX]

i didn't forget anything

[Lighteningpictures]

If you say you count Grace Jones as a henchwoman not a Bond girl, how come you count Bambi and Thumper as Bond girls even though they were henchwomen as well?

[NecroVMX]

Did you ever stop to think that picking out best and worst bond girls for a youtube video is far from an exact science?

[samuelmills1]

@Lighteningpictures i count Grace Jones as a man and not a woman.

i need to go throw up now.

[blomsterkongen]

Cool video, but some of your facts are wrong man.

Camille was not the youngest, she was 28

Daniela Bianchi was 21 in FRWL, Jane Seymour was 22 in LALD, Izabella Scorupco was 25 in GE, Carole Bouquet was 24 in FYEO, Lynn-Holly Johnson was 23 in FYEO, Talisa Soto was 22 in LTK, Gemma Arterton was 22 in QOS, Akiko Wakabayashi was 26 in YOLT, Mie Hama was 24 in YOLT and Eva Green was 26 in CR.

and Pussy was not the oldest Bond Girl, she was 37.

Maud Adams was 38 in Octopussy

[cameronboy18]

@blomsterkongen Honor Blackman was 39 in Goldfinger- so she was the oldest.

[RobRobertTheMusicMan]

@blomsterkongen a good lookin' 38 to me.

[jalba3]

lol i like your list u made some really good points but what about jane seymour? i liked her!!!!

[europamoon100]

I absolutely loved "Never Say Never Again"! You have problems with your taste in movies!

You also really need to clean up your language a lot. The way you talk just makes you sound ignorant.

[NecroVMX]

Sir, if you believe NSNA is worthy of anything other than the foulest of disdain, then it is you that has the problem with taste. As in you have none.

As for cleaning up my language, how's this?

Suck my fucking cock clitcookie, your shit is fuck, your fuck is ass and your ass is fucking bullshit. I am more loquacious than you'll ever be, and there ain't no thing like sucking my big ass while sipping henessy, you sperm-hoarder.

Now go cry while watching sex in the city.

Mocked/Blocked by VMX

[felixlinquist]

@NecroVMX I really found the use of plain fucking talk quite refreshing. So many times we are restricted by some clit sucking fucking ditch pig dyke whore or some uptight fucking latent fagot prick faced mother fucking cunt with hanging fucking tits for ears. So may I say here and now let the whole fucking gutter of filth flow from your mouth sweet prince.

[NecroVMX]

@felixlinquist Your comment makes me smile

[felixlinquist]

@NecroVMX Thanks; that was my intention dude.

[NecroVMX]

There was nothing to controls, she was a little girl, she had absolutely nothing to offer him that he couldn't get way better from a more experienced woman

[huvander]

Thankyou your v interesting !

I love the novels .. I think ohmss was the closest filim made to the novel! i hear the next one is to be titiled the hilderbrand rarity v good short story!!! Im surprised Gala brand from the moonraker novel has not made an appearance yet!! She seems like a pretty strong character though i do think they replaced her with louis chiles character of the daftly named holly goodhead!!!!!!!

[pokedude44]

where is the one from A view to a kill. Whats her Name. she is annoying

[dejabu24]

your List is great I loved Eva Green as Vesper she was stunning and the characters was pretty interesting not only a pretty face and by the way I also think Denis Richards socks bad actress and she even looked like a doctor

[ienjoysleeping]

she didn't last long though

[ienjoysleeping]

i'm surprised paris from tomorrow never dies wasn't a dishonorable mention

[5648378]

my favorite Bond girls are 1.Honey Ridder 2.Pussy Galore and Jill Masterson 3.Tracy Di Vicenzo 4.Tiffany Case 5.Solitaire 6.Andrea Anders 7.Anya Amasova 8.Holly Goodhead 9.Melina Hevelock 10.Octopussy 11.Stacy Sutton 12.Kara Milovy 13. Pam Bouvier 14.Paris Carver 15. Vesper Lynd

[victormgs777]

christmas jones was hot and did a decent job acting

[detroitboy2009]

yeah ur thig on george lazenby... he never i repeat never played any bond movie or part "perfectly" good vid otherwise

[withoutasong]

All the JBG in DAF were listed on the least favorite.

Denise Richards was hot in Wild Things but she brought down TWINE big time and she's definitely not that hot anymore.

[ZombieMan04]

Bibi is the youngest Bond girl....

Yes, she is actually a Bond girl....

[NecroVMX]

true, though I was referring to the actresses, not the characters

[BCKLW]

Alright, I have never given this subject that much thought. However, here I go. A Bond girl can not be a villian and has to be the main charactor.

Top 5 sexiest Bond Girls,

1.Brit Eckland The way she kisses Bond at the end of the movie, very good.

2. Lois Chiles, I think she is the bestlooking Bond girl of them all.

3. Jayne Seymore, One green eye and one blue, very exotic.

4. Barbra Bach, XXX In the shower I never stared at the screen so hard.

5. Ava Green, Just something about her.

[BCKLW]

Cont.

Top 5 Bond Girl charactors. The woman are charactors from Ian Flemming's books. My list is based on the charactors from the novels not the movies.

1. Mary Goodnight, James Bond secretary. Played by Brit Eckland I would have liked to have seen Goodnight appear in more then one film.

2. Tracy Bond Played by Diana Rigg. The woman Bond married.

3. Vesper Lynd the lady that betrayed and broke Bonds heart

4. Solitair, She was very mysterious

5. Tiffany Case, Bonds long time girlfriend.

[TheLegendfamily]

Necro, nice job on the list & the video; but I don't think that Eva Greene is hotter than the likes of Famke Janssen, Halle Berry, Caterina Murino, Jane Seymour, & a few others. Just expresssing MO.

[trwent]

I generally agree with your rankings pretty much, although I will ALWAYS put Isabella Scorupco #1 on any list of best Bond girls.

One that you left off of the best list was Miriam D'Abo from "The Living Daylights". I thought that she was SO genuine and romantic.

How did Grace Jones get left off the worst list?

Worst female villan? Absolutely NO contest--Lotte Lenya hands down (and spike shoes up!!) for her absolutely chilling performance as Rosa Klebb in "From Russia With Love".

[NecroVMX]

I don't really think of grace jones as a "bond girl" in any sense, i think of her as a henchman, like oddjob

[NeonStrawberryinc]

notice the worst bond girls are from some really bad movies.

[NeonStrawberryinc]

personally, i would've put Anya Amasova as an honourabel mention. awesome though!

[TMC1982Part2]

I'm surprised that Stacey Sutton (Tayna Roberts) from "AVTAK" wasn't mentioned among the worst. Most of her dialogue constituted of shrieking, screaming and overall, acting ditzy.

[Plasvi]

Yey Honor Blackmann is in your top 5! She was a great character!!

[RyanDahl1080]

Great video man, unlike other vids there's actually commentary =)

[GamingShadow01]

eva green is actually the youngest

[TrumanLodge]

FYI, Camille's full name is Camille Montes Rivero.

You discover this when Bond steals her ID card/driving licence and looks at it after the boat chase in Haiti.

[Ryoka13x]

I'm surprised May-Day Didn't make the Worst List.

She was creepy, and, in my book, warrants a Dishonorable Mention in the least, despite being important to the plot by sacrificing herself and all....

[NecroVMX]

I'm surprised it took someone so long to mention May Day. The reason she isn't on either list is because I consider her not so much a bond girl but more of a henchman. Or henchwoman, as the case would be.

[wehatejeff]

wat about dat black girl from live and let die ?

i hated her but did any1 else??

[a3l3i90]

Really enjoyed it! :D

[DURound]

I know you are done but two other vids might be "Best Bond Chase Scenes" and (maybe) "Coolest Bond Technology/Gadgets".

Not sure about the gadgets one. But the chase scenes would be pretty interesting.

[lukenuetzmann]

Yep, Denise Richards is just god awful in everything she does.

[DURound]

I found myself wondering exactly what the criteria for the rankings were. Because Vesper, #1 broke Bond, but Tracy #2 healed him. How is that healing after being broken not better than the breaking?

Christmas Jones is simply horrific and every scene she is in dies because of her. Dreadful. But, how did Madonna did not make some sort of honorable mention as horrible?

I thought Barbara Bach should have been somewhere in the top and maybe Eva Green out -- I found Eva to be hot but annoying.

[NecroVMX]

I put Vesper at #1 because the movie version actually improved on the novel.

[angbandsbane]

Well, that was a good capper to a good feature.

I know you've probably gotten a lot of suggestions for future features, but I'll throw my opinion out there, too. Personally, I'd like to see you do a countdown of the top xy comic storylines/graphic novels in the style of this countdown. (Based on the old comic reviews, I bet "Trinity" would get on the Dishonorable Mention, though, huh?)

[NecroVMX]

Actually, not a bad idea