I Suck at Starcraft 2 - Episode 3 - The Terrible Confederacy

[jmovlogs]

What league is TB in now?

[brandonzco]

so.....bad

[CBMaster2]

3 supply depot into expo lmao

[timgroen1995]

almost 2 years later this just HURTS to watch :(

[popretmaster]

My god I

Was better

In practice

League

[MrArchillies]

@popretmaster i doubt it LOL!

[GtaManiac234]

SC2 Could Mean Supreme Commander 2 and StarCraft 2

[batmann12111]

6:41 "I'm out of resources"

Minerals: 1000

[qqddeeeeeeeeee]

Oh god, that lack of kiting...I'm in pain.

[Terrorane123]

does Starcraft 2 have a campaign like warcraft 3?

[FilthyMedia]

@Terrorane123 yep. pretty good too.

[Terrorane123]

@FilthyMedia k thnx!

[OutragingByte]

Well I just started playin SC II with Terra and I learned from his mistakes.

[Timme319]

How in any way can you learn from this tb is still awesome though

[FilthyMedia]

@Timme319 ikr. this is like wood league lol. i realize it's old though and everyone starts somewhere but for some people to say these vids are helpful is hilarious

[1RedEclipse]

LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS!

[reginlief1]

Double Whammy episode

[sunsworth2k11]

Is starcraft 2 out on xbox 360???

[m0nk3yXb4lls]

@sunsworth2k11 Lol. You have got to be kidding me.. No.

[JordanTylerDurland]

@sunsworth2k11 What? Are you kidding me??? LMAOROFL HELL NO!

[wildefice1]

im a little late but i just started playing sc2

and i won my first match evah ... of course it was a practice match but it was against a fellow noob :) and i beat fellow noob

but i am also very bad at sc2

[PowaShammy]

just started playing SC2 1v1 and I'm glad that after seeing how good TB is now to how poor he was back then gives a lot of us newbies hope.

[MrSydneyGamer]

@PowaShammy u will never be able to compare urself to him... NEVER!!! O.o

[CraftmanJenkins]

So I shall be playing my opponent... o.O

I freaking love TB

[RaxynSword]

4:09 Hmm... that thing at the top looks slightly like a ... umm ... you know what, never mind.

[killercheese101]

I just heard a radioshack commercial of a 15 year old girl SCREAMING HER FACE OFF INTO THE GOD DAMN CAMERA. MY EARS ARE BLEEDING AND I FEEL, BECAUSE OF THE BLEEDING OF MY EARS, THAT IT WOULD BE OK IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS. OW. I FEEL LIKE CHELL FROM PORTAL BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE AN EMANCIPATION GRILL HAS EMANCIPATED THE EAR TUBES INSIDE MY HEAD. Lawl.

[WhenTheFlamesDieOut]

hahahahaha wuv it :p

[AEgamesFtw]

"I was I believe attempting to go Eminem.....which is marines and medivacs."

MMM not Eminem lol

[TorSverre]

@AEgamesFtw M&M not Eminem. How on earth is MMM supposed to mean Marines & Medivacs anyway? "LOL"

[AEgamesFtw]

@TorSverre MMM...Marines, Marauders, Medivacs

[SlimyCow]

@TorSverre u got told :/

[MrSuperpoint]

I can't stop laughing this episode is great

[REZAFORMA]

like always make supply depots non stop with 1 scv! until u reach 200 i guess

[davidlau83]

practise make perfect.why dont you try out 4v4 more fun less stress

[Bawheidbob]

Refreshing to see that we all have to start somewhere.

[captainloveburger]

It's so funny watching these vids when you actually did suck at SC2. You've come a long way TB, I'm proud of you!

[WOOHOJEHA]

I'm a really big Starcraft noob. These video's actually help me play the game.

[goolim]

''I haven't built any marines yet cause I'm out of resources'' *1005 resources 76 gas*... oh the joy :n

[jamesh1002]

Oh look! An expensive pile of crap :(

[ilikeballsinmyface8D]

hahaha his "mandatory disclaimer" right in the beginning is awesome

[whatwhat98]

"I hate you lets go again" lol thats how i was with my friend when he was teaching me how to play

[operaghostandkitty]

@whatwhat98 Me too! XD

[The3CRock]

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[MasterBeef707]

I just bought sc2 its taking me for ever to download

[Kornifnotthendie]

He said"My name is TotalBiscuit and I suck!"it started buffering then ROFL

[TheIronmac12]

thumbs up if u just typed suck out of boredom!

[ChaosXUnleashed]

Is this game worth 60$? :o

[Dasconscripts]

@ChaosXUnleashed depends on your intrests.

[heycalice]

@ChaosXUnleashed

Really it worth 60$. Don't just look at those custom games. The campaign and the story are awesome!

[pidoljames12]

"that ok the fact that ive pumped out my first marines and i-i-i aw uhh..thats kind of strange..gg'' hahahaha nc commentary

[sgtsaldl]

poor poor totalbiscuit

i feel bad for se this

but :oh lookk its a scout what do i see??? he is mining.... this surely gives me the tactical advantedge .... what will be in this mistery xpandsen 1 mayt ask? ohh derr ohh god HAHAHAHA Totalbiscuit is the best commetary ever!

[wowyersmart]

"probably his only mistake in this entire match..." oh poor totalbiscuit

[MrTomthegamer]

you did your wall just fine, one tiny crawl space is what you need to have a focus attack on each unit that tries to come in

[octapusxft]

4:22... outch

[Nutblaster]

@jesper943 zerg is pretty easy, instead of buildings that produce guys, you have hatcheries that can produce anything aslong as you have the tech building for it, so zerg is all about balancing drones and offensive units, also inject larvea on ur hatcheries with ur queen to get more larvea

[brenjunior]

his voice when got hit 1st time by photon cannons "oh dear oh dear" :DD

[Nutblaster]

-proxy barrack rush xD

[brenjunior]

@Nutblaster LOLLL

[CueCappa]

M&M isn't that marines and marauders and not marines and medivacs? i don't play this game (yet) so just asking

[tichergeorge]

i play just as good as you do...so i must play pretty freakin awesome :]!!

[Furetgarcon]

Thank you TB these vidoes are helping me because I now see my mistakes when I was playing these, Is there any chance that you do this series with zerg?

[jesper943]

@Furetgarcon Yeah please I beg you do this with Zerg. I bought the game 4 days ago and I doesent understand zerg

[00psLol]

I have the drop on him by knowing he is mining LOL

[Sythine]

You are such a good commentator you could sell me tampons, and I'm a guy....

[gerritvb]

You've improved so much since beta!

[protuzul206]

you were going hellions against toss?

[ZeroGravity145]

@protuzul206 zealots are light units

[lxlANDlxl]

this is fun... but ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS if oyu know just a little about SC2 xD

damn i love your videos, don't ever stop!

[CursMarck]

where did you get the game :D?? plss tell me

cuz i want the beta only



[gurkis35]

@CursMarck Retard.

[dhn09]

so if there are 3 installments of starcraft II do you have to buy the others or is the multiplayer component fully available by just buying wings of liberty? It isnt like everyone will start playing the second one when it releases right?

[s0m30n3el5e]

@dhn09 Well, as far as I can tell the other ones haven't been released yet, I assume they will do it in the way of COH (expansions that add on to the original game and is backwards compatible with the other games)

[Bijanistheman1]

But no that would mean using common sense. I sprayed sprite out of my mouth when you said that.

[femiboy34]

Man, this Brit is really cynical.

[Zelein]

God, these games are absolutely hilarious, and I love the way you comment on yourself. Your voice is entertaining, nice one. Thanks for sharing! :P

[NANOBRAKER1]

Well i suck at it aswell

[illusi0us]

@MrBananawarrior haha, yes same here, don't even want to fight players anymore because they don't give me a chance :(

[rendros88]

I rofl so hard when I watch your games...

[TheLaubum]

ahaha that was an awesome game

[endre1989]

bunker rush ehh?=D this video is old as shit, but still makes me laugh! thanks TB xD love ya!

[zevin83]

lol if you were gonna fe on a 1v1, why would you try and tech up to a factory with not even a marine?! lol

[someone332]

@zevin83 Day after Beta was released. He was trying to tech as fast as he could.

[maksenDK]

"oh look its a scout! what do i see!? Oh, he is mining.... This surely gives me the tactical advantedge.." HAHAHAHA...!!!!!

[ILucKyZz]

TB have you ever played WarCraft 3?

[PrisonerofWarfare]

I'm exactly like this. Commentary is LOL!

[sporeman2678]

LOL made a bunker and you have nothing to put in it XD

[simplethunder]

4:27 ... Rofl, it's not so much the situation rather than your reaction which made me laugh so hard xD

[Trinivalts]

Your very introspective and adequately self critical.

[TheGreenEquinox]

The silence when you see the photon cannons is just... FUCKING EPIC! I love these!

[Sonicfan1207]

Twakted lolz

[trustfire]

lolol "some delicious zealots"

[bobi22]

if it makes u feel anybetter, he sucks aswell

[rudylimas]

hahahha i love the sarcasm! hilarious! awesome video. make more!!!

[dudearinos]

lol i love how you say "and i will be fighting my opponent.

[UnknownXV]

I think of Zero Punctuation everytime I see your videos.

[Drakenks]

I love the way you say *ventreelo*

[gobe270]

"proto bunker rush" and "M&M" lol

[Perryoo]

Oh hello Mr. Stalker! You're here to destroy my base I see!

Oh god the roflmaololroflcopters.

[Drillykill]

It's MMM, not MM Marines (Maurauders) Medivacs. but whatever floats ur boat.

[Tiebreakerz]

I think you mean proxy bunker rush..

[MrCeleeebrity]

i knew this was gon be funny at 3:00 lol

[Raptorjesuz]

Dammit, im no professional in sc2, but it's just painful to watch this. :D



[sharpezor]

you're too hard on yourself there, it's not really a bad that the probe got through. It gets through even in pro games.

[Dkpasd]

So far the title of the series hasn't been even a little bit misleading.. Meh you really did suck at SC2

[ju4nk4r]

"Im building my block way better, hopefully, but its not good enough unfortunately (a probe just runs past your depots)"

That was hilarious xD

[mrtenk]

Wanted to point another thing out real quick. When you proxy, Don't go for your second expansion. that's 400 minerals down the drain, and thats 4 marines you cant build to push into the other base.

the second biggest mistake I see here is you have an idea in mind but your hesitating to commit in case the other guy try's somthing else. hotkey your CC to a number and keep pushing out SCV's (letter S) into your mineral line while you proxy. and keep focused on that proxy, nothing else. xD

[roninsoul]

love you comment , a comic view on starcraft newbness , i can empatize

[Freefunware]

MMM marine marauder medivac. marauder basically mops the floor with any gateway unit

[Freefunware]

MMM marine marauder medivac. Medivac basically mops the floor with any gateway unit

[mgutzzz]

hilarious

[Spencercw0wns]

what is up with all of these ads nowadays!?!?!?!?!?

[KelDG1]

"and gets twatted at a result" Fantastic

[FUshaneJK]

he see's how easy it is to put a proxie pylon and go warpgate hehe

[0Kaddy]

lol mate you make me proud to be british haha xD

[ramirer9561]

Very funny video...keep them coming and maybe win a few as well :P

[FoTillidan]

These videos are really nice for some new Starcraft players, i learn from your mistakes, although i still suck. :P

[Schlyne]

I have to say this is the most hilarious sc2 vid I"ve seen yet :)

[godaphex]

this is a fucking comedy :)

[godaphex]

this is a fucking comedy

[yYou12]

What map is this?

[Kingknag]

I think your video's are some of the funniest about SC2 on youtube and you can even learn from em <3 U ROCK DUDE ... at sucking but still XD

[nila1005]

Totalfailbot

[peterninefingers]

too damn funny

[ivan95Dk]

what will be in this mystery expansion one might ask i rofled at this verry hard and the fallowing oh dear made me almost suffocate to death ^^

[percyjacksonseries1]

this dude is hilarius

[MrNatelol]

1:15 HAH

[wellguesswhatIthink]

uhm, you totally can block ramps off with 3 supply depots, you just didn't do it carefully

[tdreamgmail]

u must be good by now, if u played this is feb :D

[TheDippthong]

Disregard my comment I apologize...

[TheDippthong]

I'm brand new to SC2 and my question is: do you build supply depots or bunkers to block off the choke point? thanks :)

[GummerBrown]

You are so funny i love your comments in starcraft and wow :D

B.T.W what is your fav race in starcraft?

[bertos333]

"something along the lines of: I hate you, lets go again" LMAO!!! xD

[Elfitizer]

Hi big fan of ur vids. Watching these (this is my 2nd time watching this series, i know, im a loser) But they've helped me i suck kinda less than b4, im only 12, but still thanks i really appreciate it =) Keep doing wow and sc vids love em.

[Dayenzu]

Nice try though =)

[bumbiino]

what is that barracks doing there HAHAHA ;DDDD

[MrMetarod]

y didnt you just lift off your building ??

[flintbrenick]

0:53 "Oh he is mining. This surely gives me the tactical advantage. I shall get the drop on him by knowing he is mining." Lol, the commentary is great!

[xRETXABx]

perfect narator voice, lol

[DemonLewisxb]

made me laugh I'm probably going to suck as bad as you did in these days perhaps I need to learn your good sports menship lol

[trith53]

Great series with some nice humor. Keep up the good work kid!

[Elfitizer]

@trith53 Lol kid? hes like, i dunno but im gonna guess mid-late 20s, hes married.

[paulanthonydavenport]

"what will be in this mystery expansion one might ask...... oh dear" rofl

[CTmera]

Oh, hello, Mr.Stalker, you're here to destroy my base, I see. Can I do anything about it?

Oh, well if you could get us some chips, that'd be great... Or should I say crisps.

[phlexonance]

@TotalHalibut you can press ctrl+f to follow a unit during a replay

[atillares]

can you make the same video with zerk ?? :D <3

[lorecan]

Protoss should have harassed the SCV building the block

[abnddreams]

LMAO i love that you made these and torn yourself apart in the commentary

[Sid91]

i love your videos! it calms me down knowing someone out there is at the same lvl as me =/

[gap144]

@Sid91 ditto :)

[Mili466]

@Sid91 WAS at the same lvl as you, that is ;)

[Zwei0009]

oh i made this mistake just moments ago... built an expansion that really did not benefit me at all...with about 2 barracks

i've a lot to learn lol...

anyways thank you and kudos for making these videos totalhalibut

[xxxXSmokeyXxxx]

I actually learnt something from your awfulness at this game! :D

[v0lt35v]

you remind me of myself when i first play sc games! lol good times.

[MrSpizzile86]

omg if u build ur barracks first u dont have 1000 minerals to expand u retard god i wish i had a key

[airlash46]

i dont think the probe attacking the scv's was supposed to just halt ur minerals but he micro'd his probe rong



[KrimsonTwilight]

Thank you for doing this series because...well.... I too suck at starcraft and in all honesty as someone that considers himself a rational strategist in games it is quite humbling--- I would suggest that perhaps if you have not already got such a thing in the works but if you would like to perhaps continue this once the game makes it out then that too would be quite helpful.

[komo307]

i Lol's at these videos XD

[EvenHummROCKS]

eww :D



[rogernme]

um i notice u stockpile alota resourses i think u should try runing off one base for awhile untill u get urr amp up work on spending urr resourses and build more production facilitys,u dont need to worry about getting extra bases till u have the amp to manage the income urr geting.

[TotalHalibut]

@rogernme This video is 3 months old and the game was played in February. Your advice comes somewhat late.

[CTmera]

@TotalHalibut When you say that... I read it in my head, but in my head is your voice even to the way you would probably dip the tone of your voice down at "comes somewhat late"... It's random and weird, but I couldn't go on without saying it.

[FUshaneJK]

@TotalHalibut mm isnt marine medic vac its marine mardur ;D

[thedudeyeah]

@FUshaneJK it spelled marauder LOL!

[Briancmwilliams]

@TotalHalibut I like how you say scouting was his only problem this game and then he is supply blocked at 18 for another minute.

[spudnick3490]

@rogernme

Learn to fucking spell

[Tremor672]

@rogernme And you have horrible grammar, seeing as you did not, in fact, text that comment.

[igottehgoodstuffz]

@rogernme dont tell him to get better! if he gets better than it wont be as funny!!

[afo70]

Bahaha, thank you man - I feel a little better about my own SC2 experience now!

[RushXD]

you are my hero

[DarkMatter1962]

"For some reason he goes after my SCV and gets twatted!"

Priceless!

TYVM

[flamevizier]

i thought m@m was marine murader?

[pooabigpoo]

@flamevizier Lol, it is :P

[Advenger22]

@flamevizier It is, but this was 3 months ago :P when everyone was quite new to the game

[teddilytoodily]

I sympathize with these. I just finished the novice maps and have blitzkrieged in my subsequent matches (which were 2-on-2, but my ally and I always ran into a superior opponent, but tactically and numerically).

I think I'm destined for the very bottom rung of the ladder. I just can't multitask like the good players can....I always have thousands of excess resources because I forget to spend the minerals.

[chris3235]

Lol your so honest about you sucking at the game its hilarious first 35 seconds i laughed like 7 times....keep these going haha

[h3r1n6]

"Because I haven't built any marines yet because I'm out of resources from building that damn command center" *1000 minerals in the bank* :D

[kvzai1991]

awesome description and commentary. =D

[purpleplatapusman]

your actually not that bad , im worse Xp

[CaptainParakeet]

proxy racks*