Russian 11-76 take-off

[drozdmoroz]

It`s loaded with heavy bears, balalaykas and vodka

[gloryglorybarcelona]

'WE HAVE SMIRNOFF"

LOOOOOOOOL

[53531640]

@gloryglorybarcelona ... lucky it is a cargo plane, if I was a passenger, I would need smirnoff to settle my nerves.

[markmimp]

I must say we are all encouraged to rotate well before the last 50 metres of the runway ( if at all possible!)

[53531640]

@markmimp ... the Russians must be trained a bit differently. lol

[69adrummer]

Ah, those boys in the tower were hilarious! I love the humor! Plus, nobody was hurt so all's well that ends well!

We have Shmir-noff?! lol

[saboddy]

Flex Take Off????

[Hypothebai]

That looks to me to be about right for a fully loaded IL-76. The runway length was known, the takeoff run was calculated, so what's the problem. The idiots in the tower do not know what they talking about.

[saboddy]

@Hypothebai You do a lot of flying do you???

[timbowindsor]

If there were passengers, they would of been oblivious to how close that was. But I do have to LOL @ cameraman sayint "I hope I have enough film for the crash" ROFLMAOOOOOo

[jimmyshitbags]

jesus croist!!

sheet!!

[53531640]

@jimmyshitbags lol and what accent is that? I wonder what the pilot was thinking, probably "If I click my heels 3 times, take me back to Chernobyl!"

[dasupa666]

one of these took off @ ONT and did the same thing . 1,100 ft. over Pomona caused havoc for ATC.... all of the traffic they had to divert cost about 3 million just so this piece of shit could take off ...funny ass Russian pile .

[53531640]

You certainly wouldnt want a window seat. lol. I think that this is a cargo plane though.

[LordOfTheFknUniverse]

Ivan also freelances for China Air:

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[LordOfTheFknUniverse]

The pilot 'Ivan UseTheFknLot' also does great landings. Here he is rolling into St Martin:

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[53531640]

I would love to have a vodka with you my comrade. lol

[likethecats]

If you are a 2nd generation East-Euro/Russian American you must inform all E-Euro/Russ immigrants immediately.

Why? Because they'll want to know who to cheat a little, steal a little from first.

"I will loan you" and "You may borrow" no longer translates into Russian. But I love my distant cousins, I do. Vuudkaa, Peekel now you try.

[likethecats]

funny! 5/5, I've been saying vaddker burner, schmirnoff for a month now.

vaddkir, vaddker, vaddkir he :) he :) he:)

[matross03]

THis is something to be concerned about...it can carry a payload of 50,000 tons. there is nothing in the U.S., NATO arsenal that even comes close

[53531640]

That would sure be a lot of elephants for the Moscow circus. lol.

[likethecats]

I am also CONCERNED. If I keep on thinking about this vadd-kehr and Schmirnoff I will get an attack of the silly giggles and p** my pants. Could any Russian plane at all, please, drop a payload of pickles (salty,spicey, not the vinegar kind) right into my backyard.

There is nothing in the U.S., grocery arsenal that even comes close.

[integraf40]

50,00 tons? Like a Cruise ship?

[Postalgeek]

I think you might mean 50 000 kilograms. 50 000 tons is equivalent to roughly 740 M1 Abrams tanks.

[53531640]

Yeah, It would sink into the ground.

[DiVeronica]

I so wish it rolled out into the grass lmao.

[kosiak10851]

not 11 but IL

[kenllown]

worrying, but great to have caught!

[53531640]

Whoever took this film must have been gobsmacked at the close call.

[PolxenTwo]

Oh it;s not urs?

[HappyContractor]

Dammn that was close to a disaster.