Sh*t Nobody Says

[axel9292]

GENIOUS!

[terrorsquadlith]

beatles suck

[Vannflaskefu]

MMM FART

[FreeFromWar]

*sniff*

mmm fart.

[Shquiggly]

you sound like jim carrey

[Krunchy201]

"The Beatles suck" Sadly I've heard that multiple times

[psychoticcaterpillar]

on more than one occasion have I yelled AIDS as loud as a can...in school...in walmart...and at home. yay

[DonLockhart59]

freaking hilarious!!!!!

[veeebuzz]

LOL @ "Touch the screen."

[MsNekokitty]

They forgot "Nice looking Crocs!" and "I just downloaded Friday onto my iPod!"

[chaderamo818]

We should move to oakland!!

[pedrownthewall]

1,042 have boost mobile

[SteelxInferno88]

@pedrownthewall you fucking suck

[yetanotherperson1210]

MMM... Fart.

[gennifooo]

BUT THE BEATLES DO SUCK?

[twattish00]

*sniff* mmm fart.

[7399Misty]

I re-watch this often just to laugh my ass off. Thanks!!!

[hippyman96]

oh god how i loled at 'touch the screen'

[Pwntard]

I said "the beatles suck" plenty of times - I guess I enjoy the backlash

cool vid though ^^

[AliceLouiseDavies]

Ah i've said the beatles suck a fair few times...

[Pwntard]

@AliceLouiseDavies HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!

=P

[bpm1313]

I have got TOO much money.

[TJArriola10]

so i'm the only one who lost it at the wnba joke?

[razor8900]

"touch the screen"

[rainepanda]

the captain d's part hahaha

[GiantPetRat]

Michele Bachmann is the voice of the future.

[Jawz1240]

You also missed "Jersey Shore is educational!"

[soojb7799]

KEEP PRESSING 8.

[ImSoJokes]

HAHAHAHA "can u please keep smacking your gum?"

[1950steapot]

*sniff* MMM! Fart! 

[randomnesspark]

mmmmm! fart! lmao

[QQikentQQ]

WOOO MOLD!

[apleseed91]

"lets move to oakland" hahahaha

[STATUSreality]

What are you talking about? I say all this every time at a club!

[aftongoestocollege]

"i have got too much money."

[ragnhildaw]

[sniff] Mmm. fart.

made my day

[Afromaster1900]

"touch the screen" LOL

[Mathgeek1350]

"I miss my Modem" TROLOLOL

[OrangeRabies]

... "They died laughing about WOO MOLD". I hope you're happy with these gravestones, mister!

[AceMacys]

Umm FART!

[LupusWolfDream]

*Sniff* Mm fart got me lol

[guitardude97100]

orgasms? EWWW

[Mudfrog72]

the first half of the video i laughed because i've heard people say that shit. Dumb teen girl saying Twilight deserves an award and a friend asking to burn a nickleback cd. the last half of the video i think was more accurately, shit no one says.

[Nas3ification]

We should move to Oakland ! 

[38kid415]

AIDS!!!!

[UndergroundStru]

"Hey, does anyone know how I could make Papyrus my default font?"

DEAD.

[alastairmctavish]

@UndergroundStru

Lol I went on MS Word to see what Papyrus looks like... how the fuck can you tell when you type a the space bar!?!?

[UndergroundStru]

@alastairmctavish How the fuck can you tell that the letters are in English!?

[TheKingofthebox]

Of all the abominations to come out of the U.S, pronouncing fillet like fillay is definitely the worst

[merocket]

I take great offense to your comments on the Fillet-O-Fish.

[Antphoneigh]

i love filet o fish!

[Motobisquick28]

And he forgot "I love how my car make that knocking sound!"

[roryfitzpatric]

I miss Rosie O Donnel

[Motobisquick28]

Mmmm......Fart!

[SergiePergie]

I just signed in to say that I do really love Captain D's and I miss the "Rosie O'Donnell Show". Does that make me a nobody?

[boomchakalakaboom]

we should move to oakland!

[doglover6661]

My dad told me... "I just got the best deal on printer ink!" Ironic much?

[spazamazingspaz]

I miss faxing hahaha

[gomulkaa]

thumbs up if you went on Microsoft Word just now to see what "Papyrus" looks like

[justcassidy]

@gomulkaa either you're 12 or you're blind if you don't know what Papyrus is. Only the most overused font OF ALL TIME

[doorframepush]

Brilliant.

[sandydempaire]

Ditch my iPhone for a boost mobile funny

[Hydrogenglow]

I like shit new yorkers Never say

[jdoggbyc]

" wouldn't it be akward is our hands were feet! "

[Sven2Perroy]

I someone don't hear him speak, because it's such non sense i don't even hear what he says.. trippy. had to watch the video twice..

[dj69918]

This is definitely one of the best versions of this

[IAdoreGemmaWard]

amazing!!

[LoveMyUnusual]

@MrToiletclogger :D

[LOGICandREAS0N]

"can I burn a copy of your Nickelback cd"

[CalgaryNativity1]

HAHAHAHAH Twilight deserves an oscar! - I found another, Stuff nobody says by "Mrjosephsim" almost as good as this one!!!!!

[MrSean24601]

"I just bought the newest Kidz Bop cd!"

"Quiet! I'm reading my dictionary!"

"Hangover 2? SO much better than the first!"

"I wish gas prices were higher."

[ChicWerewolf]

Wow! Fox News is so informative!

[wrmckeen]

I can't help but notice how talented the Kardashians are.

[82karlitos]

Oakland is in...he dont know what hes talkinbout

[beyondtheflowers2]

I have said The Beatles suck before....

[svilk321]

Anyone else read his shirt when it's black? It says I shot my eye out and it has a picture of Ralph from a Christmas story hahaha good shit

[NanouoMusic]

my math teacher is a great drawer

[hrswim]

i REALLY want to know that killer al gore internet joke. keep that shit comin

[MrSantasissy]

you forgot "papa john's is delicious!"

[taylorpancake]

mmm fart

[Vica101Claeys]

Whooo!

AIDS!

[HaNnAhLiSmE]

One thing wrong with this video:

Whitney IS hilarious!

[0670917844]

so I've been investing these "shit _____ says videos" literally none of them are funny at all. EXCEPT THIS ONE. I LOVE IT ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS hahahahahaha you guys rock <333333

[javakid123]

YES! NAUSEA!

[olinecantike]

mmm fart xD LOL

[Duckyislol]

"Touch the screen" so true :D

[PartyFreak690]

I was so chewing Bazooka gum when you said that and it had no flavor lol

[mkarnett2001]

Hella funny! Best one I've seen in a while

[HardcoreGrady]

hold 3 for hhnnnnnnngngggghghhh!

[ThatOaklandSwag]

No you shouldn't move to Oakland. We don't need faggets like you.

[bday121]

My favorite: "Baggy t-shirts look awesome on you." Beacause they look like sh*t on everyone!

[19shiz95]

the mold killed me

[raggedychiaanarchy]

you missed "My new crocks are so cool!" and "I wish I was a hipster" and "That mom on toddlers and tiaras is doing a good job raising her daughter!"

[SuperMiasmith]

WHHHHOOO MOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperMiasmith]

hmm fart



[sammanthelynn77]

i could still hear the threat when he said "touch the screen" that was hularious!

[1999rainbowunicorn]

wait twilight does deserve an oscar

[heartrollarcosters]

you also forgot, let me just update my myspace first.

[oreoolovaaa909]

aidddddss LOL

[mrsmariabieber97]

WOOOO MOLD !

[TrevorLB21]

Every single one of these is accurate for 95% of people i bet =) HILARIOUS

[CrayolaNede]

We should move to Oakland lol!

[devilsfan981]

Oh you missed one: "Gee, Barack Obama was a great president that lived up to everything he said he would." Hahahahaha

[smilelikumnit]

"I miss Rosie O'Donnell."

[VivianMcNair3]

mmmmhhhh fart :D

[QQikentQQ]

touch the screen

[LEXIKERSHAW]

YES! nausea.! WHOOOO buffering! sniff** MHHhmmm Fart!!!

[coffeekoneko]

As far as I'm concerned, this "shit-blank-says" series ended with this one. 

[KrupYouHannahJane]

papyrus omg

[TheSteffffan]

'I hope they never make Friends - the movie'

[Cjcericola]

mmm fart.

[lemonrain13]

I actually HAVE gotten an amazing deal on printer ink!

[Tesisa3]

touch the screen!

[BlkFlamesz]

aids i lold

[brothabedrock]

"we should move to oakland" BUAHAHAHAHA

[smilerenee88]

you forgot "lemme bing it"!

[MrSinutzu]

Mmm... Fart ! :)))

[alexanderjs11]

I lost it when he said Twilight deserves an Oscar.

[MrToiletclogger]

"I love how Michael Cera plays different roles in all his movies."

[kootieblondie]

Lol papyrus!

[mewyattt]

how about- "wow i couldnt stop laughing"

[FlyingFiddleISme]

Woo! Mold! Lol

[sirseww]

"mm fart" hahahhaa

[KingOblivon]

LMFAOOOOO AIDS :D

[thisiskris017]

Woo ! Mold. Lmao

[nolarin]

"Keanu Reeves plays such diverse characters."

[Bellsell77]

"I've never heard that skyrim arrow to the knee joke before"

[SaddlebredAddict]

"Can you please keep quoting that youtube video?"

[mjmluv]

lol! twilight deserves and oscar

[Canneverfindchapstic]

@veinerschnitzel your username is stupid and so are you

[veinerschnitzel]

"Wait but the Beatles do suck

[JamieKBrown93]

he forgot "i like your crocs"

[iamtheemomushroom]

wat. I love Nickelback... and papyrus is my favourite font lol!

[adamsvideos1991]

Lets post another comment saying the exact same thing he said in the video that seems like a good idea.

[JamesastanWAW]

@adamsvideos1991 well now i feel like a doucher if i do.

[kath123456789]

"Mmmm fart!" hahaha

[calipunkprincess01]

You should really do another one!

[Mincepiefly]

you missed lets yahoo it!

[emlee0203]

@Mincepiefly or bing it.

[snowfall8484]

@Mincepiefly YES lol

[krose14xo]

Hey can I burn a copy of your Nickelback cd? LMAO

[xlondonlove14x]

YAY BUFFERING!

[ShmackityDackityDo1]

"these CSI shows are all so different" hahahaha

[zachthesliceman]

am I the only one that could go for a fillet o fish right now?

[chaisawsome]

Mmmmmm fart 😂

[Veracidad1990]

I miss the weird static/ringing sound of dial-up

[ILGAR93]

@Veracidad1990

me too

and the accidental dubstep u get when u receive a fax

[TheSaraphine13]

I actually have said, Beatles suck, Twilight deserves and oscar, I can really go for a fillet-o-fish right now

[Shomononosh]

I actually miss my modem.

[23Joshiemo]

Mmm fart

[MartelTheBondservant]

AIDS!

[Rileysaloser]

I say the beatles suck all the time.

[Morpha1111]

If its shit nobody says, then why are you saying it?

[Cheetree1]

i just have too . much . money... on farmville

[07nader]

i know some people who say the beatles suck. :( they r no longer alive

[Jordstar]

@07nader I'm one of them. *shrug*

[boomchakalakaboom]

can you please keep smacking your gum?

[lalaluvu1980]

what does TLI mean or was that completely made up ? lol

[boomchakalakaboom]

@lalaluvu1980 too little information

[fielderfan28]

@lalaluvu1980 to little information, I think