Halo 3 - Win every Melee!!!

[ghsx070032]

*cough* 1:04 not 1:00 fail *cough*

[explosionguy23]

haha "mark twain" that's fucking hilarious

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

He has no idea what the fuck he's saying.

[JordanandEric]

arent u guys a little to young to be swearing ?

[SHADOWSHOT121]

it worked for me

[Ryfasol]

Guys.. this is incredible. I counted to 40 Mississippi, meleed someone, and I GOT TEN KILLS. BEST ADVICE EVER. PRAISE MARK TWAIN

[Dafroft]

he started to get real quiet at the end like he was scared of something

[TheBattousai1]

"and this is meleewade randolph with the fucking halo minute" Bwahahahahahaaaaa funny ass shit

[servershutdown]

lol, "If you want to know more about Mark Twain, consult your local library."

[chadheck96]

it's simple. Whoever taps B faster wins. If you both press it at same time, you both go down. (which happens way too much lol)

[Sonic343]

:22 is fucking retarded, I know it's a joke video, but he didn't even kill the guy with a melee. They could've at least tried.

[tielyrdam]

just use boxer.....

[DrFrankenbanker]

1 mississippi, 2 mississ... i'm dead

[satanfrylock]

is wade a lil slow or somthing?

[50musichere]

Holy Shit!

It worked....For the other guy!

Lol it kind of works cause if you do this then the other guy win every melee battle XD

[Bootrush11]

What kind of shit is this? By the way the fixed the fucking melee system.

If both people are in a melee fight and melee each other at or almost the same time you both die.

[dragonic152]

*3 my bad

[dragonic152]

lol run up to a guy and count to 4 mississ... yeah thats gonna kill you alot

[jamesholdsworth15]

u suck u nervous piece of shit if your gunna stand there and try make a joke out of us for thinking this is real do it with some fucking balls not stood there like your gunna fucking shit yourself! These videos are bullshit not funny and pointless

[qpTRENTqp]

anger management.....

[tielyrdam]

why do people get so mad over a game? its just a game, maybe you should stop playing. though i am suprized you took time out of your spawn camping to watch this video AND comment on it. people like you need to die

[odstftw]

would you people just quit naming yourselves after wapons or attacks

[AncientInferno]

did he just curse... hahaha... bring that stupid chix back out haha

[BigCrazytm]

This is hilarious! And for those who don't know, Mark Twain got his reputation by winning the Halo tournament in Mississippi (in ye old Halo 1 days) by only using melee attacks.

[forrest49]

Beleive it or not this actually works for some noobs. When u melee them then they assault rifle melee you while you have the delay. Stupidest thing. But then again all these videos are bs.

[Michael117isbac]

i don't wanna die tea bag9000

[pantyhouse]

are all the people on this FUCKING HALO MINUTE retarded people... BALD GUY you sux, your explanation sux as much as your lack of hair... take a missisipi and pull the hair out of your nose.

[lilolliebooboo]

il 4 shot u

[pacfrs]

hey 17 of november thats my birthday

[iShallMakeYouCry]

my brithday too

[Pi3master12]

this is melee Randolph with the fuckin HaloMinute lmao

[DanthemanVvV]

Why are people taking this seriously? It's a joke, I thought it quite funny.

[SpaceWolves001]

yeaah... thats not gonna work try the second S in the first mississippi.

[odst123456789]

stop posting these stupid videos just to piss people off it takes a while to try your lies out but then the unsespecting person just wasted 20 minets plus your not funny i dont see why you post butten combinations and how to hake its all lies!!! so if you read this coment do not belive them

[Rushobsessed]

yeah.. one missisipi - YOU GOT BEATEN DOWN.

try again...

one missisipi, tw- YOU GOT BEATEN DOWN

[theruinedshadow4]

this is just 2 get u killed u were at low hp and he had ammo still and he could soot u AND ALSO HE COULD HAVE PUT A GERNADE ON U OR THROW A GERNADE 2 THE GROUND AND KILL U BOTH or if ur smart ull walk away from the gernades

[roadrunproduction]

lol

[omegashern]

omg i no this is a joke but i tried it any way and it worked

[mlee1994]

make sure to use this exact counting technique when ur kill urself

[Kcure57]

lool -.-

[pavoman3]

Seriously Don't Do That And Before You Shot Yourself Count 1 Missisipi until you get 10 Ok?

[WolverinesOfMichigan]

just wondering are you married?

[lukiestchicken]

wow that was really fuckin gay a wasted a whole minute of my life on this gay video with a guy who thinks hes funny

[Zoltenn]

nice tags you queer.

[Coleyman777]

Wow... there really are some idiots on youtube. Can you not realise its a parody?

[Druman19]

Dude you didn't even say when to START counting...

7osh

[reaper53772]

this is a waste of my time but most people start at 1

[Druman19]

hardy har har...

7osh

[buruloks]

This OLD MAN is Gay wasted my 1 minute and 3 seconds hes an asssss dont try this it will make you suk and lose

[mcyav6]

ever tried going up behind? that works a hell lot better X-D

[buruloks]

DIDN'T WORK FOR SHIT

[mexicanosalgrito12]

OMG You fucking morron this is a parody its Not REAL

[GrandPopPoplock]

One side of me hopes you're joking , the other hopes you're dead fucking serious .

PLEASE TELL ME YOU REALLY TRIED IT !?

[bmart55]

LOL

[Macedragon37]

XDXDXDXDXDXD OMG SO FREAKING FUNNY!

No offense, but did some of you actually try this? -.-

[shoebox0000]

i was going to but until i read the comments....

[Oospartan92oO]

i'm french and i've not understood the video what does the man say ? how win every meele? please can you repond me in french or in english thank you

[Pflug0714]

i agree with dohgameman607!

[vandit63]

jajajajajajaja

just love this videos

it are so stupid!!

jajajajajajajja

[fcuk6996]

loll wow , these videos are pointless XD

[Jokerlover10]

that isnt fucking true lol with the fucking halo minute

[dohgameman676]

stop playing halo and get laid old man >:(

[RetardsOfSteel]

Just so you guys know all th ehalo minute videos are for laughs lo and your an idiot if u actualy do anything they tell u

[PIMPINFO]

wait a minute.... what if your counting... and that gives em time to load up a rocket and blow your ass to the moon?

Oh yeh B.T.W to every 1 on youtube who replies with all there"you prick, you suck" i didnt see any1 MAKING you watch it so stop whinning

[xXSgtWolfXx]

Just because I'm not forced to watch it, doesn't mean I can't criticize it. Your logic is flawed.

[francereddog]

yes but if you do choose to watch it then thats your fault for watching it so your logic is flawed sir

[xXSgtWolfXx]

Doesn't change the fact that it's a bad video. Nobody is forcing you to do anything in life, doesn't mean you have to hold back and say nothing like a fool.

[Funnza]

lolz :P yea

[blah23]

faggot your life is pointless. go kill yourself.

[walnats82]

its garb tip for mlg and the guy is a homo

[Steinz007]

what a homo

[derekheinzen13]

What a fuckin douchebag

[Uitsdo]

this actually works trust me..all the 50 are doing it =]

[codawgxx]

no.

[MasterXRandom]

Im gonna add this to my n00b stratergies list.

[buffo2001]

u suck

[cmoney9512345678910]

man you a a dumb ass you prick

[MonkeyPooResidue]

haha

[MonkeyPooResidue]

im a 50 general grade 2 and this tip is how i got there. it WORKS every time, unfortunately everyone is going to be doing it now

[NINJAlRL]

Tags:

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amirite?

[peeppopdirtymanfig]

did he say FuC/K. at 0:58

[drewxx11]

ugh, i hate these vids... first, it depends on how far away you are from the person, two, the reason you like mark twain is because he's your boyfriend, and for three, GGGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cheez6008]

i agree

[rivanking4]

me too

[IamLegit650]

why wud u even get close to a mele. how about u 4 shot a noob u freakin fat guy.y wud u even post this vid. -76/5

[zalavine]

its a joke idiots

[Rev4587]

lol wow...

[Hattex95]

stupid guy fucking video!!

[Xxvampiredartxx]

liseten baldylocks

just stop your show i did not think this worked i just got on it becausze i hate you guys

[arrmadyll]

wtf , funny vid , not only tht , but it works :D

[moobfrube]

you should actully be shot u stupid fuking geek

[Davila64]

you fat whore

[xxtremetoastxx]

Mark Twain... Mark fucking twain..

shit... Thought it was train..

[sdgje]

lmao i liked the ending "with the fucking halo minute" lol

[DrumFuzion]

Is this some kind of joke? Fuck all the cheats, and fight like a FUCKING MAN! Oh wait, I forgot your not a man, your a fucking cunt licker! =) One Mississippi....Two Mississippi.... Three Mississippi.........FUCK YOU!

[petdog12]

hes obvously joking you fucking moron omg hahaha you actually believed him!?!?!?

[mortenkul]

5 / 5 :D

[mortenkul]

Hhahahaha it's so fucking funny this vid!!! :D

[DireDirector]

Lol!

[majicLS9]

uh...........

[jewtacular27]

Fuck Face

[jakenuss22]

lol i loled, good vid ma nag

[NIALLNATOR]

lawl

[james227uk]

1 mississipe, 2 mississipi, 3 mississipi, YOUR A GORM U DILES!

[blindelement332]

lmfao wit the fukin halo minuita lmafao but yeah wast of time

[tylerhester128]

that is the worst tip ever

[xxXblackxsheepXxx]

with the fuckin halo minute XD

[RICEKRISPY8]

wow dont you peeps get that pretty much all of the halo minute vids are total bullshit?

[arkivx1]

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[opian3]

Well, that was dumb. It only works at a single certain distance cuz of the same amount of time. So, your timing has to be good anyways. GG trying to sound like you knew something.

[Constantko]

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[jabba313]

the guy sounds like he's just making stuff up as he's talking

[MC3craze]

I hate these fuckers and there stupid nicknames.

[jaxxsc]

Hmm...i cant see how this isnt a waste of everyones times especially their own.

[dharper26]

This guy needs to stop wasting all his time making dumb ass videos and more time scrubbing in the Rogaine so he can grow some hair and get laid for a change.

[WiiL337]

the way to win is to use BUMPER JUMPER

[Slayerwulf09133]

this dude needs to shut the fuck up

[Tyler3298]

This has been May wade Randalf.. with the... fuckin.. halo minute. He sounds like Borat.

[x3nat0r]

what if your on the other side of the map and you have a pistol and the guy you wanna melee is on the other side fo the map?

ROFL

:D

P.S. this channel sucks

[Th3AuzZieBR]

wat if both people do this??

[Halo2pk3r]

the way to win a melee is just to win it

[br0ham187]

lol tha guy will kill u by the time ur done lmfao funny

[funnyman306711]

how do u get a free xbox 360 elite

[cwalklewi]

how do u get a free xbox 360 elite

[jaxumaa]

lol

[RelceeR12]

retarded the Halo Minute is.

[LegendaryZody]

well im not sure if it works or not being that i haven't tryed it but id say my team would start to get pissed off, with me saying mississippi constantly every melee... would get on my nerves thats for sure..angry halo players running at you in social screaming MISSISSIPPI!!!!11one2 and meleeing you would be enough to make me just lose all consentration while timing the melee hit...

[ajk678uk]

what a retard

[SilentNightshadeX]

when you do an energy sword battle like at the samne time battle thing

press R then B then R WINS EVERY TIME!!

(it does for me)

[naruto64gaara]

well if they do the same thig as you it will be a draw and you have a button mash lol

[SilentNightshadeX]

if they do that well then do R B B B B B B until hes dead

[caretolookrofl]

actually just always use B... only lunge if they cant hit you, like when they throw a nade or miss a lunge

[kismahas]

ive been doing this method like 3months... it works

[ilikethejuice]

....?

[MyGuitarSticks]

No one can get near me now >:D

[raw101360]

┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛ ┣┫　copy and past if you　┃　━━━━━ ┃　┏┳┫┣┳┓thing this faggot　┗━━┳━┳━ ┛ ┃　┃ needs to rot in a pit

[Gertibug]

fags

[oath50]

...local library?

[dunky90]

come on people it's a joke

[GamerTips76]

Crouch and Melee is a better tactic retard

[xxMajorIngramxx]

Shut....Up....

[theehlers]

these people look like they are advertising a fucking vacuum cleaner

and if there really was a cheat code for halo 3 bungie would send out a patch for it

fucking moings

[bluegameandwatch]

this was 4seconds over a minute youll be hearing from my lawyer

[Pseudopseudohypopar]

┏┫　｜　｜　┣┓　┏┓　copy and paste this

┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛　┣┫ if you like the guy　┃　━━━━━　┃　┏┳┫┣┳┓with the middle　┗━━┳━┳━━┛　┃　┃ finger in the air!

[j03v1nc3nt]

┏┫　｜　｜　┣┓　┏┓　copy and paste this

┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛　┣┫ if you like the guy　┃　━━━━━　┃　┏┳┫┣┳┓with the middle　┗━━┳━┳━━┛　┃　┃ finger in the air!

[oscarmayer256]

i'm gonna laugh at someone who actually tried that out

[zigerz]

go fuck your mom again retard

[theaprilfool]

copy and paste stuff if you like dick in your ass

[IchiLex]

while i am saying the third mississippi and what do you know ?? i respawned ...

[assbelonker279]

it's a joke u fuckin idiots, lol, it's pretty funny how many ppl take this serious

[cellslayer78]

i agree with what u said lol

[j03v1nc3nt]

nice job, that really went well! a whole bunch of lines! people like u are jokes!