Hi. I'm Joel Rush.

[sjrush15]

i try and never read comments about myself online because i know people are always going to assume the worse, but come on...this was a project for my acting class,which we won, since we had the most viewers!! however,the point of the project was to write a script to MAKE FUN OF one of the members of your group in a COMEDY skit! If you knew me you would know that i am completely aware of the fact i fit the "d-bag" prototype, but all any of us can really do is have a sense of humor about ourselves

[italo36]

he is so full of himself...scary

[stevengray92]

is this a joke, please tell me it is hahaa

[icebud]

is he gay?

[ELeming23]

He could be handsome, but he's just a fool. His video didn't make laugh.

[saroxkingdom]

@ELeming23 tell me abt it

[gfunklassik]

WHAAT A DIIICK!

[jarhead540]

I'm only giving this video a thumbs up because Alison haislip is in it

[MangaAnime1O1]

Can someone kill him please???

[sirMarlon81]

he is a work on progress on the inside. let's give him a chance!

[boonjekill69]

hi, i'm a faggot!

[nasugbubatangas]

I used to like him when he was in TRUE BEAUTY... Now, i'm reconsidering... Ray should have been in his place. It was just unfortunate that he said something that was off the handle.

And not tom mention, the name JOEL RUSH is so PORNSTAR... He should consider another name...

[PieterOpie]

Time flies Joel. Before you know it you will be old and wrinkled - unless someone kills you first. You are so excruciatingly vain and arrogant enough to provoke a violent attack, so try to tone it down. (yeah right) You know better don't you? We are all jealous and we are ugly losers who desire you madly. True, but at least we're human and getting old won't be nearly as painful for us as it will for you. Delusion can only take you so far.... LOOK OUT!!! Here comes the Ugly-Stick!!!

[90sSoccerBoy]

The girl in the red singlet has the best body ever! 3:03.....Awesome!

[chuchusuka]

he is the ugliest man inside and out tbh

[carramelmonkey]

Billy's hotter.

[olie171]

He is a beautiful man.Yeah, he is the kind that everybody wants to fuck,but my God he is so fucking DUMB!!!

[pingkeyl]

the lady on 3:01 is a luck bitch! HAHA. i'm so jealous. joel is so hot. i wonder why does he need to wear underwear to whole video? lucky those people who saw him on his undies!

[checkersabrina21]

The sad part is he has a face. What a waste!

[rockskater012]

He didn´t like me, because is so arrogant and said shit about his partners. Although, he seems Ray´s girlfriend.

[doitrealgood23]

hawwwwwwwwwwt

[SlamGuard]

I will ask politely. Can I have my fucking 4:21 minutes of my life back?

[CarbonBasedAndroid]

I need to destroy this man.

[fallingwatersnz]

well that was 4 minutes of my life i will never get back

[blahblahgdp]

isnt it UV rays not UVa

[chobbers678]

wait is he kidding?

is he actually that full of himself??

???????????!!

[rufus740]

2:42-2:47 the only reason I watched this

[steez92]

sexy ass coach rush!! lol FAIRFAX COACH

[milimambo]

that was sooooo weird

[xCMFSx]

what a shit beach...

[r3dkitt3n]

That's supper fun! Love it!

[69kokakola]

this is my foot ball coach

[hoodlyfe93]

can you guys not take a joke? i fucking love this video lmao

and props to this guy he seems chill if he would do this

[levistrait82]

STUPID - enuff said

[juanislol]

perfect man on earth

[trancer2412]

He is so hot! What an amazing ass!

[futurediva222]

LOL, the whole commercial was to advertise sandwich bags!!! This is crazy

lol @ at the mother leaving her child Joel, you're still gorgeous, love ya

[thatcutehughes]

the most beautiful person inside and out yo

[SDpower13]

What a cocky asshole.

[Boicovich]

I can tell you Why LC Left the Hills!

[deathsnightmar3]

fag alert i dont know who u are and i dont care

[69kokakola]

lol

[Caonification]

Joel, of course you weren't Born Yesterday....it was the day Before.

[FreSsoOn]

He is freaking hot!! and really cute!!!! gorgeous eyes, but he is so full of himself that all of that beauty stops being worth a thing....and the last part is soooo miss universe speech... :(

[IBNDynamite]

what a legend

[norefund86]

that was interesting.. i wonder if someone even pay attention to what he is saying..

Alison In Bikini FTW!

[elipse135]

maybe if he sat still never spoke, hid that very dull/am so far up my own ass personality he would be beautiful. well maybe.

[xxcdidonnaxx]

You are soooo hott.

And something about you reminds me of Chase Crawford...

Agree ?? >>>>

[MadMaxe13]

...the only thing worse than a D-bag, their fangirls.

[xxcdidonnaxx]

...the only thing worse than somebody that harasses people on the internet,  somebody who is jelious.

[MadMaxe13]

...that doesn't even make sense. 1) I'm not harassing you. I'm mocking and disagreeing with you. and 2) There's no possible way for me to be JEALOUS (that's how it's spelled.) kiddo. I don't even know you. I have nothing personaly invested in you or him.

[xxcdidonnaxx]

calm the hell down, i didn't do anything to u in the first place and u have to be a cocky little bitch about everything.

[MadMaxe13]

...little girl, I don't care what you did or didn't do.  I don't lose more temper with ignorant high school children. I'm perfectly calm. It was merely an explanation of why your ridiculus arguement made no sense. Now go take your ritalin, listen to a Hannah Montanna song and try to pay attention in English class. Now scamper back to your tweeting or whatever it is you do.

[xxcdidonnaxx]

i don't listen to gay ass hannah montana...

ur the one who jerks off to her u nasty self centered bitch.

[MadMaxe13]

Christ kid let it go.

[xxcdidonnaxx]

ya know, you think that ur just tough ass shit for calling me kid.

knock it off.

u don't even know me.

[MadMaxe13]

...woman, do you ever stop nagging? I tell you, one day you're going to make some poor bastard a very miserable boyfirend or husband. Now please, shut-up. I tire of finding your replies in my inbox.

[xxcdidonnaxx]

look who's talking...

u started this shit.

[MadMaxe13]

Yes I did. And I was over it yesterday. But you keep talking and talking and talking. like both said, we don't know each other. So my disapproval of you and whatever tool you like should not matter so much that you don't shut-up about it for 2 days. I mean do you think this is cute or fun? It's not. It's irritating and a little sad. I mean jesus kid, don't you have any friends? Go outside and play or go to the mall or whatever the hell it is that you do just go do it and stop talking to me!

[xxcdidonnaxx]

u act like it's all me, ur the one who had to talk to me in the first place. and yes, i do have friends but right now i have the flu and can't go outside until wensday.

so, as much as i'd love to shut my mouth, imma piss u off and keep myself entertained.

so the real question is, what r u doing home, on a saturday night, playing on youtube.

u should be clubbing or something.

instead u sit in front of ur computer like the lazy ass u are and do nothing all day.

case closed.

[MadMaxe13]

Then I guess it's to me to be the adult here. I'm not going to argue with an ignorant high schooler over my opinion.

I will say this, it's 4 in the afternoon here. Clubbing is something for the whores and idiots where as a pub (where I can get a beer for less than fifteen dollars) is more my style. I work all week because mommy and daddy don't support me, so the weekend is reserved for lounging around. You aren't pissing me off, my pity for the future just grows for you with every reply.

[xxcdidonnaxx]

wow, what a life.

you seem like the biggest geek i've ever met in my life.

you weren't popular in high school.

just admit it.

it's reaalllly obvious...

[emudirrty]

beautiful :P

[jrfarris87]

What a total clown...unreal. Terrible!

[MrJimbofox]

That should have been titled "Hi. I'm Douche." I feel dumber having watched it. Allison, wtf were you thinking?

[cjlips23]

Rumor has it that he is gay or bi. Doesn't really matter. I think he is BEAUTIFUL...and will support him in whatever he does for career profession as well personally!!! Its too bad he doesnt seem live in Tampa, Florida anymore. ;-((

[Thelilgenie]

urgghh sick... he calls himself beautiful from the inside... *shivers*

[Grudgeman]

OMG Alison is hilarious. she will take Over G4

[Kurokuma1989]

HA! I literally been out of touch from society for 6 month, and was living in my own mind.

[melissaveroza]

see how without the tan and all the makeup there not really anything special...i expected better from this guy...i mean comon how amatuer.

[nopussyplease]

Wants to look good naked!

We haven't seen him naked yet!

Guess thats one muscle you cant work on hey!!

[digitalimpulse]

What kinda cam did you use?

[ErgoSumErgo]

Tribal tats. The mark of the Dbag.

[StrikePaydirt]

hey! I lined up against this guy when i played at Dayton. I had a catch on him and we thumped Butler. They were awful.

He seems like a tool.

[IC3Cold01]

wow lol

[finalimpact]

heard alison was in a bikini in this video and she was not shown much. ohh well. Also on thing NEVER EVER trust a speedo torpedo guy.

[Gamer026]

yes Alison Haislip in a bikini :P

[giddyupgroudon]

alright! alison in a bikini! damn we need more of this!

[TheMrPopper]

This is Stupid... But I Like Joel:)

[Styles1125]

I love you Alison! But this video should be posted on hotchickswithdouchebags(dot)co­m.

[SenseiDonGraham]

Wow this video was horrible, I love Alison and even though I did want to see her in a bikini this video is so bad that that almost isn't appealing either...

[RaarZipan]

Only watched it for Alison Haislip,sad I had to wait so long for her to be in it, for just a second.

On a side note: is this guy aware his pecks are uneven?

[gabecommentsonbrandy]

No one shall out douche King Douche bag!!

[migimack]

I watched it on mute and it still sucked. Till the alison part.

[ltech12]

How stupid was that??dayum

[joeindiana1]

Holy God! Give me 4 minutes and 21 seconds of my life back! Was this supposed to be funny or entertaining? And who is this douchebag? Nice shoulder tattoos-now you need a pencil-thin douchebeard and you'd have reached superdouchebaggery, Joel Alison, you were kidding when you say that you wrote and directed this, right?This is your Jar-Jar Binks moment in your life...forget about it and move on. This Joel guy looks like someone I saw in the book "Hot Chicks with Douchebags"-what a no talent

[Nilsen581]

grape rays r scary

[spunk115]

So it turns out that Alison shot, directed, and edited this entire video. I kind of feel a little bad for being so harsh now, but it really was just not good at all in any way. Sorry Alison.

[whikor]

alison should give up on the dumb scripted cheesy youtube vids.. everytime she does bullshit like this it makes her look bad.. her blogs are much more entertaining cause she doesnt have to try to hard or fake it.. but these vids are horrible and this guy is a moronic, smug, asswipe.. alison should be a better judge of character and hang out with talented people .. thats how most famous people make it big

[spunk115]

@alisonhaislip Why would you subject us to that video? WHY?!? What have we ever done to you to deserve that?

[tlb2k4]

On the positive side, she was in a bikini...

[idvazquez]

lol alison's butt crack at 2:43

[PureEnergy]

Alison Haislip is the only awesome thing about this video.

[crashnet]

I'm thinking Hailsip owes me 4 minutes and 21 seconds of my life back.

[bradleypersons]

This video sucked; the humor was poorly executed. The pimary actor was believable, but that does not make the video worth watching. I found this through Alison Hailsip's twitter, but she was the only good part of the video.

[Viterioe]

Only watched cuz of Alison Haislip, this guy's a huge d-bag.

[a1z1rk]

2,634 viewed this for Alison ;D

[sk8cky311]

i dont know who this douchebag is and dont give a fuck

[crapi4got]

i only saw this cuz alison haislip twittered about it. :]

[IIDeadStarII]

Alison Haislip, hottest, nerd girl, ever, I fucking love her, this guys a prick.

[spunk115]

Wow...the audio is awful, the editing is terrible, and this guy Joel doesn't appear to be acting. Alison, you might want to take your name off of this. Now.

[bscrushy]

I think I can sum up all the comments with this - Yay Haislip! Boo everyone else involved in this video.

[tvproducing]

The only good thing about this video is Haislip. The rest is shit.

The tool that edited this video needs to learn a little something about AUDIO. It's fucking everywhere. Try dual mono for a monologue instead of jumping back and forth between left/right and decible levels. BOO!

[Lpfreak21]

This guy is such a tool.

Haislip is hot as fuck.

[Wise935]

1,485 views

Each and Everyone for Alison.

[jax12007]

I don't care for this video I just came for the Haislip action.

[ne0ven0m]

Couldn't agree more. I think everyone put up with the rest purely for Alison.

[elliotta6210]

the only good part of this video was Alison Haislip

[AMadToon]

2 thing first of all WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY??????????????

secondly alison haislip is awesome!! and hot!!

[lbmixpro]

Damn. I must have been living under a rock.

So all that crap about calorie deficits are just bull?

[Aubfan427]

ALISON

[deviantinvader]

Alison Haislip ftw. >.>

[tgquagmire]

I WANT ALISONS BODY =D kthnx I HOPE SHE WINS!!!!!!!

[fawks311]

any video with alison haislip in it is a great video to me

[gregair]

Yeah for Allison!

[TheMan70]

Haislip! more Haislip!

[mayomyo]

cool vid!

[animekrazy24]

5 stars for Alison!! she needed more screen time in that bikini. oh Alison, how I love thee.

[snax5]

Awesome!

[jneditch]

Video needed more scenes of Haislip!

[chulomax]

Joel is my idol. He is beautiful.

[FuRyUs77]

meh

[goofyniu99]

Not bad. Needs more Haislip! :) Less Joel...

[michiyoyoshiku]

he's such a douche

[tgquagmire]

5/5 ALISON IS SO HAWT mmmm she melts MY BUTTER ;D

[chiyerano]

Lol this video was something else..nice tatoos and bikini, though. I do like that color of green.

[hondafreak190]

Alison Haislip in a bikini. nuff said

[michiyoyoshiku]

and not enough of her

[Alpha7377]

d-baggery = not so hilarious...

Alison = Win...

This video = I'm not so sure about life anymore!

[mylindaroyer]

bravo guys!!! xoxo

[badrummer2121]

I do love me some Alison Haislip.

[cjschen]

hahahaha, that was awesome

[srslyd00d]

So much Fail. Nice Tribal Tats generic white guy you dont see those everyday.

This was suppose to be a funny/parody or something right?

Anyway, Hailsip I hope something big comes along for you soon.

[ziggy198five]

Haislip in a bikini....

An SNL song just *came* to mind.

Haislip got me here, and the bikini means I'll stay a while.

[darkstarmarvel2]

wow, Haislip in HD and in a Bikini!! :D

[SlappyHandstrong]

Funny! Great job everybody!

[adamkcks]

Oh Ya! Haislip butt crack. lol

[ThisIsKiba]

it needs more haislip

[tophzuko]

Funny vid, man.

Haislip FTMFW!!!

[meijerbrantm]

wtf?

[RyanAndersonUGM]

Needs more Haislip bikini.

[NaptOwnsEmO]

I agree.

[Ashesor]

Haislip FTMFW!

[Bleachrocksmyfaceoff]

I feel so sad for the little baby...

[shoot603]

Haislip FTMFW

[moxie1889]

great video and the douche guy tattoos he has help sell the video as more realistic.

[Hockeythrasher8]

Before I saw this i thought it was just gonna be gay.

[aRogueBedUser]

Haislip FTMFW