Jacqueline Roman (Scat Girl)

[gokuspr345]

Sorry...is was......seleeleewoi.... YOOOOOOOOOOW!! what was that? D:

[gokuspr345]

seweeweewoi? D:

[yngvaibucketrucci]

god when she said shes in love with him I was just like fucking fuck man someone just bomb america for gods sake

[meexoxyou1997]

Yeaaah Nah

[soopaseemal26]

at 1:59 the studio mirrors and windows broke! ;0

[gibrgrabun]

´i´m a jazz artist´ *FACEfuckingPALM*

[soopaseemal26]

lol

;)

[doreen622]

she could be a comedianne, was she singing giberish? i wish simon will tell her to sing the same song again and see if it would sound the same as the first one.

[doreen622]

omg that was the best and funniest audition EVER! She should make a video and post it on YT, it would be sensational!!

[BigAlbinoDonky]

I think Simon has a thing for fatties.

[miisiidu13]

jazzy woman!!!!!!!!!

[SebastianRiouxTV]

No dude...LOL

[AnthonyRF1996]

route 666. 

[twiwonder]

"That's not route 66, man."

He's taking the day off, girl.

[Sherpaful]

she looks sweaty.

[katieexx64]

what am I watching?

[LizaLermontov]

Can we talk about how lovely she is, though? So many people shout hurtful, mean things when they're frustrated, and instead she shouts 'I will always love you, no matter how awful you are to me!' Like, that's a proper human.

[TheRavenFX]

If I had the chance to kiss Simon I would not do a quick peck and run I would do a full out passionate kiss XD he's damn fine =D

[gibrgrabun]

omFg..

[costumegal]

2:08 she's standing PROUD!!!

[fatfail666]

0:00-0:09

Oh dear god. Nooooo.....my eyes...

[act7700]

the only difference between this lady and Shyla is that shyla is much darker skinned. Good job.

--Fat Joe

[SwissCheeseInOurEyes]

Is that a fart at around 2:18?

[acecmopu17]

Route 666

[YouBetterRRRecognize]

Randy and Paula leaning back and taking cover at the end! LOL

[everfreespirit]

LOL

[IpCrackle]

her scat was actually really good but it's just that... her regular singing aint so good xD

[theblondesillygirl2]

scat is also for shit

[freethoughtmusic]

I think I'll still prefer the Depeche Mode version.

[practicalwhacktical]

I wish those auditioning would quit blaming this crap on God....lol

[manutdfan50]

simon thinks hes amasing with his fake tan and tight tops she shoulda spat in his face :)

[sethinator8]

scat girl?

[ninjajesus81]

I love how Randy looks like he got shot at the end. He was really in pain.

[unidan82]

she likes the word 'unique"

[Archangeloftheandes]

WHAT THE FUCK... fat, ugly and freaky ,..scary and very untalented

[Aragon159]

1:56 "ughh god"

hahaha LOVE RANDY

[bozadar1]

Beep bayon!

[xiala1980]

"That was musical murder." lol

[MsOrigin123]

I like the end the most

[K1NGKULL]

half of these viewers are waiting for her to take a dump

[sourmelee]

2:52 I thought he was going for an "L" on his forehead.

[Kimbelle10]

"Really you don't mind", "I mean, I'm a little jealous but-"

I KNEW IT! Lol! Those two!

[smitty243]

Oh Man! Does anyone have the video of her singing the Neutron Dance at the AI worst singers special?  That was classic!!

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

what a fucking dumb loaf

[asianjae15]

aw i feel nbad

[madsketcher]

She was a plant, right?  I think most of these people are.

[TheBiathanatos]

Stupids! ... THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

I recorded YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAOW "oh god " as the alarm clock on my phone

[liceuh]

@Ihatemyusernamemore That is fuckin awesome.

[twiwonder]

@Ihatemyusernamemore you must have heart failure every morning!

[fpngan]

Lol!! That was awesome!! Though that note she hit was a high f-flat!

[liranxs]

Dictionaries should link to this video to better describe the term 'Humiliation'.

[MsJCarlton]

hahahaha i love her scream thing at the end!!!

[xusical]

She seems surprised...?... er, um, ...

[grintsgirl05]

Ummm Who is this girl's parents?

[SatchmoDomo]

i came hear looking for shit lol

[breukelen3]

why are all the americans so fat?

[MrChicago891]

loved her......yes, of course it was terrible, but it's fun to watch.....and she made it to the "special" show featuring all the rough ones....but her personality was so fun and you can, believe it or not, hear some potential there somewhere.... I think she just needed some training

[RodTalon0000]

I think that these people are actors... however, if they actually believe that they are good... they are insane. I suck at singing... i know that lol

[bloodandbones9]

simon, the guy that likes to punish himself. I guess I do to. AWFUL!

[shippo481]

"That was musical murder..And I am not being rude."

-Simon

[UncannyVal]

It's Jean Teasdale!

[UncannyVal]

It's Jean Teasdale!

[jlenoconel]

Simon's fake tan makes him look like he's been scatted on.

[InbictaProductionzZ]

is scat porn allowed in youtube?

because she's shitty

[LeOurs94]

for me, it sound like she sings down the keys on my keybord :C

[chpiyatas]

She would be better with singing not scatting. As fas as I can see, Ella is the only one that can do this well.

[MegaMsHoney]

ummmm shes not better than clay aken or ruben studard

[111Freeman777]

1:58 no comment

[acehighpat]

Ella Fitzgerald she's not.

[shanusis666]

i wonder what else she can do with her mouth. this chick is such a good singer. totally under rated. dont see how she lost.

[MsKawaiiGirl]

I think she has problems for telling she's in love avec Simon Cowell, I mean seriously, why would she do that?

[da139114]

ooooh my fu**ing god! thats absolutely awful! *shiver*

[sazer123]

Poor girl,i think its just a pronounciation problem...

[ChaoBreeder051491]

Awwww!!!!!!! ^o^

[MEareCAT]

Ew a scat girl :/

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[GuyWithBluePoop]

It's a WHHAAAAALLEE!!

[stripesandskulls]

@GuyWithBluePoop Man the harpoons!

[sandipaaaaaa]

What does this have to do with a scat girl? I thought she's gonna shit all over herself or something.

[calebwoodall]

i dont think shes actually heard the song.

[bradleycpttd]

That dress makes her look like she's wearing a diaper underneath.

[julienb5]

@bradleycpttd she probably is

[rockndude87]

She's quite the wackjob....who honestly thinks people want to hear themselves sing like that?

[dohnte123]

@rockndude87 a wackjob, lol.

[sjtherage]

I know she's a terrible singer but you know these judges just let her in that next round to humiliate her. I think they are terrible people. They seem to get a hey day picking on poor looking frumpy people. I don't appreciate it.

[weirdchick216]

fuck route 66 that was route 666. my ear drums feel like they have been raped by satan

[Deathowl90]

*vomits*

[pianoman8882]

bahahahaha, "I'm a bit shy..."

[MelissaAndLaura]

Did she even brush her hair :/?

[Reviresco]

This girl is the result of unconditional positive regard. :|

[sjtherage]

@Reviresco exactly

[roligare]

She is unique....

So it King Kong....

[honor21221able]

i need ear plugs

[barkleysound]

randy's "OH GOD"

[noonelikeme09]

YYEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!! 1:56

[jcfan1000]

first off, no wonder she is called scat girl, as that was very crappy. second, if only we we could bring the scat man back and replace her with him. oh if only.

[dlohoh978]

with god on my side, thats all I can axe for.

[need2learn2spkspan]

shes not unique, she not special. Although you may feel different to everybody else, or theres something aobut you that parts you from the rest of the mankind, stop just there, you're nothing, you're not special, you're not going to change the world, your as equal as an ant working its way through the colonies living from the start of its life, working till its dead, and thats what you are...

[juxmook]

@need2learn2spkspan What the hell...

[TheToastyx3]

Im sorry but she should NOT have the nick name scat girl.

Thats just disrespect to the man.

[darkenlightenment]

Well, she's unique, alright....

[skowerek123]

Im unique.. Yes Im.

[spider23000]

Stop saying "unique"!!!!!

[KermitsGreenAss]

What part of that was Route 66 ??

[pimpfluid69]

hahahah "hes takin the day off"

[krisxcouture]

this is the best audition EVER. AHAHHAAHHA

[Stillicho]

Ahhhhhh Gawd!!!!!!!

[actor3116]

Simon and Scat Girl sitting in a tree, K, I, S, S, I, N, G!

[moniminica]

Brava!!!

[arubian06]

well she ain't no Ella Fitzgerald,but she would do great as an alarm clock,YAAAAAOOOOW!!!

[NotThatClueless]

Route 66? No, this is more like the Highway to Hell.

[nuniestar]

@NotThatClueless Hahahahahahaha this cracked me up!

[TenaciousC21]

love love love love love. every time i watch this audition, i just laugh and laugh. I miss when it was just the three judges....love love love. AND NO, YOU COULDN'T DO BETTER THAN CLAY OR RUBEN! =P

[KrisAllisonKelly4evr]

all i can bring myself to say is WTF is she wearing?

[Bluexmest]

I seen this when it aired watching years later I still wonder WTF!

[Peridot0615]

Randy at 1:07 kills me!!!  That's how would've reacted. Just look at the camera! lol

[splooshTimes2]

YAAOOOW! Lmaooo!

[guiltyones12]

"That was Musical murder"lol

[CharlieIcon719]

its fucked up but thats the nicest ive actually seen simon lol

[FallenAngel1508]

1:57 i still cant stop laughing!!!! that sound would make a great alarm clock! lol

[grrrrrrrrawk]

SCAT! lol

[losprisioneros388]

que hace pepe vasquez alla o es el programa super star de peru

jajajaja

[NazTb0y]

well, if you've got a body like that--you better have a killer voice or you're fucked. the thing about pop music idols is that the music is secondary. you get a babe with a shitty or mediocre voice, and you give her music lessons.

[selectivexhearing]

'scat' means 'shit'

[darksamel]

MUSICAL MURDER !!!! YAAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[DocRocktopus]

I think that she misinterpreted when people called her "scat girl"

[tyrroo]

W.T.F.?!?!? lolollllz

[ogkachris]

Saying you're unique is embarrasing just say you fucking suck

[mattl33thaxorz]

hahaha it was really cute though. glad the judges were nice

[marmel127]

mad funy lol :) :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ArthurD3nt]

unique....unique....unique....­.unique...derpa.....something else

[ravenhpltc242]

Aww, that was cute at the end. At least they weren't overly mean to her.

[jlyn1980]

I don't know what's worse her scatting, or Simon's fake and bake.

[iiUseanM4]

lmao!!!!!

[eringobragh91]

Soooooo.... awkwarddddd.... Especially when she's like, "And no matter what you say, I'll still be in love with you!" :P

[luvu299]

she is ugly and is not talented at all well..... maybe at a pie eating contest!!

lolz

[tyrroo]

You're a douchebag.

[jpatrice77]

actually is 1:06-1:07 LOL

[jpatrice77]

1:08 the look lol

[cometrally]

Dude I'm sorry, this girl seems nice and all, but from one female to another - don't go around saying "people call me 'scat girl.'" The world has changed since 2girls1cup.

[spider23000]

@cometrally Too right. 'Scat Girl' is not a moniker you want to have in this day and age

[slickqfoo22]

haha holy shit! i remember watching this when it first aired....my friends and i still walk around making each other laugh by scatting like her.....haha good times.

[oxbuttonsox97]

she my cousin. no joke

[juxmook]

omg she just made my day :D

[mahesus1]

1:58 OMFG...LMAO

[brownsugar09000]

Holy shit, that part where she screams makes me DIE! I seriously can't breathe I'm laughing so hard!

[xxgymbymxx]

lol ^^

but I hated how Simon said "and hes taking the day off"

other than that i wish i was her ;)

[ShockwavesFTW]

YOU KNOW WHAT! IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!

[GLW2011]

1:58 is the most hilarous part, Randy's reaction and paula's laugh...LOL!!

[cherryboy111]

HILARIOUS!!!!!

[PRchica101]

Simon is wearin too much make up

[mastersync23]

That wasn't Route 66.

That wasn't Route 66 at all.

[dwreilly1]

I know her, her mother was a teacher in our highschool, she has always been sad

[xxericaaa]

lmao me too

[natdogrocker]

"and hes takin the day off" DAMN! you tell her simon ROFL

[trashytomato778]

lawl LMFAO ROFL NARB ROTFLOL

[viomartyr]

wow, she is one ugly girl. poor simon.

[cinderpelty]

I sware I just died laughing

[713TexanVet]

lol jericholic you stupid lmfao

[dayumm0x]

what's depressing is she was my religion teacher's daughter. she came in on career day and we made her cry. she needs to just not open her mouth. ever.

[jericholic83]

I'd hit that

[713TexanVet]

lmfao youre nutz

[LizQueen8]

This has to be the fucking worst audition I've ever seen. Funniest as well

[IUtrumpetboy]

i LOVE how she cuts herself off at 1:30