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  • I poop around 754 times a day.

    YES.

    I said 754.

    99.5% of my body weight is made of poop.

  • once a day usually

  • PEOPLE I EAT FATTY FOODS AND I AM OKAY .

    THE MOMENT I HAVE HEALTHY FOOD I AM POOING ALL DAY .

  • im constipated now and i poop standing up and my ass has streched mad wide but i strain the shit out after drinking like 5cups of water and a cups of prune juice and then my shit feels good and after im done nOW i need to take a shit and im on youtube waiting for prune juice to take its effect so i can take the Brown's to the superbowel and get this shit out my ass and watchig this shit didnt help at alll with that being said my stomatch is bubbling up and its time to force this evil basatrd out

  • she can barely keep a straight face.

  • i'm constipated. i don't know what to do.

  • or perhaps im just overreacting i dunno.. :I

  • 7 times a day, no jokes

  • Really, Natalie? Can't you just say bowel movement? Did you write the script for this video when you were 5?

  • I have IBS and im 13 and female :'( i have constipation and dirrea and stomach cramps how Can i make it go away

  • @iMusely you cant :( i have the same problems :,(

  • "plaintain" PLATANO!

  • excellent video...

    I always want to try something natural.

  • Would adult diapers help? :-)

  • it looks like a banana and it taste like a banana... its a banana

  • If u have dhirrhea I use Chinese po chai pills, if u have constipation use magnesium citrate, blow a hurrican Katrina out dat ass. But those r for shorty term effects. If ur young it's likely u wouldn't have n e bowel diseases other than flukes, ibs n crons is found in older ages. If u shit a lot, less fiber more calcium, u constipated, eat good shit

  • i dunno whats wrong with me, but i seem to constantly get diarrhea and my stomach is so fragile, i cant almost eat breakfeast without having to sit on the toilet and shit for hours, its godamn annoying and im in constant pain, and my doctor cant fucking figure out a shit whats wrong with me... im so tired of it.. i cant do anything cause im always sick. i have to take pills many times and they work just barely, i cant do anything active cuz im just sick all the time D: ....

  • @cuzgandalfgothigh99 I feel your pain, my stomach is just like that. In the morning i try to each as slow as possible so my stomach can digest slower. Doctors never find anything on me either. It is a very big bother in my life and i wish it were gone. And sometimes i feel as if no one would ever understand. I have recently gotten off of eatting dairy products and it helped a lot.

  • @glad2begreen18 sure it will help? ive tried quitting eating lots of stuff, i still go with a painfull stomach to the bathroom everyday..

  • @cuzgandalfgothigh99 i think you and me are exactly the same :D... :(

  • @McMIxTER these annoying freakin stomach problems is like one of the only things preventing me from doing much activity... :(

  • @cuzgandalfgothigh99 i know :( damn retarded intestines

  • @McMIxTER i just think sometimes how annoying it is to be a human... vunerable to almost every single disease... -_____-

  • @cuzgandalfgothigh99 yes i feel that way too it feels like humans are broken i mean look at animals they can eat shit and wont get any infections and their immune system just kill the bacteria where humans would get very sick -_-'

  • @McMIxTER i guess thats perhaps why we are also extremely intelligent instead... Intelligence for vunerability i guess... but its still annoying, we have to think of ways ourself to master our weaknesses. maybe thats also why so many of us hate animals? we are jealous of them? hmm :I

  • poop

  • seriously it did it was like tring to fit a fat guy in an air plane seat

  • i once pooped out a full banana and it hurt like hell

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  • i shit in bucketloads

  • i poop very healthy

  • i poop like a cow

  • I never drink water just cola? do i just need water to get direaha?

  • i found out that i has high albumin levels in my blood, meaning i was extremely dehyrated, so when i drank more water, and took cod liver oil (vitamine A, which helps retain water in the body), all ym bloatin stopped.

    try drinking just water alot, water fuels ur cells, it might help :)

  • @StarCar98 damn that is a funny comment lolololol, I can't tell if you're an old trucker or a kid messing around man.

  • 1-2 a day mostly once

  • Well, I suppose Because I am on a pain medication, I only go once a day if I am lucky.. Sometimes It may be once every 3 days. :)

  • I poop every 2 months....heehee

  • 900 times a day

  • Nice girl

  • i just was bored enuf to tipe in poop

  • @pottz123 A friend of mine just did a video on poop. That's how I saw this.

  • ogkkgrkorf,or

  • Psyllium is a plant that looks like a bannana and it tastes a little like a bannana IT IS A BANNANA!!!

  • today i shit 5-6 times i have diarrhea man

  • today i tryed pooping didnt work theres light blood (tiny droplets) in my stool and it feels like theres poop in between my ass cheeks please respond with a method i pushed so hard i put a rip in my anul

  • i poop about 3 times a month. I occasionally take a book into my bathroom and try to force it out, but it always ends the same, me sweating because of the effort but no result. However, this morning i had BAD diarrhea , i pooped my new pyjamas!! It was very horrible and i did not like the feeling. This is very wierd for me, my wife thinks i should go to a doctor, but i'm embarrased. What should i do? I am a 40 year old man with red hair. Is this normal?

  • 1-2 times every 2 days

  • Once every 3 weeks.

  • howd I get from watching snakes and leech videos to this??

  • I'm an 6 year old boy with blond hair. I never get regular poop. I poop about 3 times a day. When I poop I either get diarrhea or badder diarrhea or even badder diarrhea. My poop is really liquid. I'm an little boy, and that is how she said it, for little boys

  • haha dulco ease advert gave me this recommendation

  • I prefer bran, it is not water soluble, it moves through me faster, psyllium seems to take to long to move through me. what i do like about psyllium is that it controls my cholesterol because bile in the liver sticks to it instead of being recycled back into the liver. that said i prefer oatmeal for breakfast it tastes better to me and i get the same effect also add some bran to the oatmeal. booya poop city.

  • once every 3 days

  • When asked said, "Do you have trouble pooping?" I felt like I was being spoken to as if I was a little kid.....and I liked it!

  • once a week

  • maybe once a day or once every 2 days

  • seizures can cause your face to poop out of your ears

  • @RomanixLink Went to the hospital because of impaction and they gave me Microlax suppository. It works almost immediately but you have to still "do the work". When I finally went, the doctor came in the bathroom to check me and his eyes almost popped out of his head. The turd was 20" long and the size around of a baseball bat. I sold it to NATO for use as a Nuclear Cruise Shit Missile. They just have to aim it at Washington and it will hone in on the smell of bullshit. Problem solved.

  • This video was helpful, and gives me directions to look into for regularity. I have a congenial hernia that I'm told is reducible for now. Reducing internal pressure and staying regular is something I look into a lot now. I refuse to take it easy, so trying to make sure I'm not in a vulnerable state while exercising is important to me. Lots of useful info in the video, thanks.

  • i poop every 2 weeks.

  • @IWiillPutYouInAGrave im so jelious :(

  • I poop in da morning bout 3 times and my girl poops 10 times a day

  • I've been taking Psyllium for 2 years. At the beginning it worked very well, then my system somehow got used to it and today it's as though I didn't take it. I'm desperate! What do I do now?

  • @pierneus Why did you take Psyllium?

  • @The1VoiceOfReason Out of desperation. I went to a drug store and the teller suggested that I take it. It was excellent at the beginning, then the effect slowly vanished! :)

  • shes not in a real bathroom... notice green outline and fake reflections

  • you are PRETTY ;)

  • i just had lap band surgery and i have been constipated for a while now but its getting worse i went docs and they say i got IBS and shit stuck in my tummy now its getting worse i havent had a shit in 5 days now now my chest is all tight

  • Three cheers for tolerance for da poo poo! Maybe you can talk some sense into Dr. Martin Ssempa @: watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

  • 2times a day if not more

  • I always have diarrhea, and I have to wipe for my 6 year old every day.

  • everyday

    

  • i poop about every 2 days

    im constipated

    help mee tell me how to fix it quick im not even a teenager yet

    help me, its too painfull

  • @EmmaA2295 Lots and lots and lots of straight water. Eat fruit too. But for now? Tell a parent you will probably need an enema (it isn't as bad as peeps say)...that is what is needed for an acute problem...but constipation kills people. Yeah. Our insides can actually rupture and kill us.

  • what is this black thing u hangin on the wall, dont tell me its black poop!!!!

  • @z370Toronto

    Sorry bud, it ain't chonkey-monkey ice cream!!!!

  • my cousin told me when he was constipated he took miralax

  • I fart very well, I actually poop every ten minutes, I ware a brace to hold my back straight, if it was bent, I would actually fart fire, have I got a problem, answers on a post card PLEASE.

  • thank you this really worked!!!!!!!!

  • I always seem to be constipated- I take a dump anywhere between once a day or once a week.

  • 10100000000000000000000 times duh big guy lolzzzzzz

  • sometimes

  • 2-3 times a day.

  • I had a spikey poop

  • ive got the trots!!

  • once or twice a week.

  • once or twice a day

  • once a day

  • i poop every second ,and some times i poop for 24 hours straight

  • i poop 789-6293623176968 times a day but there really short and runny

  • @ieatunoobs4t same

  • How often I go varies. Sometimes it's worrisome. Sometimes I'll go about 2-3 days without going. Mostly I go once a day. Occasionally, 2-3 times.

  • I poop once a day!

  • 7-76 times a day, depending on diet. indian food makes me go like a trooper!

  • 1/3 times a month and to top it off it's not much. I Have been sick over 5yrs I even had sepsis and renal failure and have inflammation in the Gi System and have auto immune system problems. my movements are so bas prune juice dosnt work Can you help me out

  • can i just eat banana? iam having Constipation ( today is the 3rd day) i couldnt find them at my grocery store, plz help. im 15, this is my first time having Constipation, plz pplz plz reply, btw im a girl( would this info help????????//) IM SERIOUS!!!!!

  • I'm gay I think there is a problem?

  • Magnesium supplements like NaturalCalm works great. Also Chia it good too 2 tsps = 28% daily fiber.

  • That owl....

  • Man i feel so bloated i can feel the crap just below my pecs.

  • im pooping right now.

  • atleast once per 2 days

  • Hi I'm chronically ill have been sick 5 yrs only 26yrs old . I even had sepsis renal failure and much much more doc's can't help me my bm's is 1-3 a month no joke I need help. I have been through 62 symptoms I fill like a slave in my own body just moved to ATX trying to find help any ideas

  • how many poopings = being back to normal?

  • Why, I poop 1-3 times a week, thank you for asking ^^

  • i shit once a new year... and when it goes it goes out hard!.. i basicly fill the whole toilet up and i cant sit on a cuple of weeks.. HELP PLEASE! WHAT CAN I DO!?

  • how did you keep a straight face to this whole video?????

  • @mysticburn86 i couldnt:L i was completely hysterical!

  • every 4 days.

  • me too =(

  • @SkmgirlDeni, rlly? Are you constipated? I sure aint. We can be poo friends! :D :P

  • hahaha yeeei!, we should throw a party :P, I'll bring the psyllium haha

  • @SkmgirlDeni LOLOLOL

  • I don't shit enough lately, normally when I wake up in the morning I have a coffee, a cigarette and I shit like a horse.

  • I never leave the bowl, I had my bathroom refurbised to be my new bedroom, i have a Laz-e-boy toliet that i sit on all day.

  • i shit once a week

  • i poop every couple minutes...it just makes my day tor

  • i poop every 40 mins

  • Lady, I've driven a truck for 15 years now and eaten god knows what and I'm here to tell you there aint no controling what your asshole is gonna do from one day to the next. I've blown shit from end of this country to the other and have left dirty underwear on the side like war orphans My doctor has no clue and neither do I. I'm just along for the ride anymore. Just remember to keep a five gallon bucket handy and the baby wipes within easy reach in case you have to dig out. LOL

  • i have IBS and everything to do with it and IBD i go mostly once a week if im lucky

    i gain lots weight when i dont go so i cut my foods by 1/2 its all the chemical foods i use to eat and i dont eat that shit anymore i cook with vegys fuck meat fuck the microwave fuck fake foods and you need more then fucking shit like this you need enzymes

  • 2-3 times a day

  • how do you do it?

  • @hillrunner616 WTF? What do you eat!

    1 time every 10 days

  • @xerke LOL!

  • @hillrunner616 me too :D always diarrhea 0.0

  • chia seeds

  • i pooped once a week

  • eat plenty veggies, take psyllium as she suggests but also glucomannan.

  • whats glucomannan?

  • glucomannan is just the ground up powder of the konjac root. very few calories, high fiber, was the main ingredient in the rip off diet pill Lipozene. swells up in water.

  • coconut flour is good too, more fiber than oat bran.

  • Ispaghol Husk do the same work,it is used in india pakistan and central asia.

  • You tell ME how often you poop

  • @sleepersix

    A staggering 5, 6, to 7 times a day, I am concerned.......

  • once or twice a day

  • The U.S. Postal Service sets their clocks by my bowel movements.

  • I only have to poop when I write comments on youtube.

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  • I tried Senokot once, senna concentrate, natural vegetable laxative. It was pretty intense, I shit like a goose for a whole day. Be careful folks. =0/

  • like a goose??? :P

  • i poop 3 time's a day so 3 time 7= 21 times in a week so thas alot

  • this doesn't work, it makes it worst

  • Nicely done video on psyllium. thank you!

  • i usually drop a duece when i'm engaging in a kenyan moon dance that i do when there is a full moon, its the feeling of the moment i guess.

  • be my wife? your so smart and beautiful and you could turn my whole life around.

  • i poop every hour or so and my dump is also green and blue

  • Always had a problem...then I began to use digestive enzymes and now...I am a 3-4 X/Day Pooper.

  • i poop 1 a week

  • i poo when i pee

  • @ramjam25

    SAME!

  • i take a duce bout 4 to 7 times a day

  • once every 5 days no constipation! :)

  • I poop when I see ears big enough to fly with.

  • i poop when i am bored : D

  • @nika500

    whoah, we have so much in common! :D

  • very sexy!

  • once a day

  • 1 a day

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  • dude, that was really graphic...

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  • Maybe you are lactose intolerant? I was very messed up and I decided stop drinking milk for a week. If I don't drink milk I have a good bowel movement, otherwise I start seeing strange things in the toilet :S

  • oh shit!LOL

  • ROFL!!

  • i shit out a carrot every day i dont know why but it orange isnt it supposed to be brown

  • thanx_

    im gonna go light some candles with this

    new knowledge =)

  • 24/7/365

  • i poop 3 times a day you're sexy

  • For some reason, when I fast. My body holds my food and refuses to loose them. I havent used the bathroom in about a week. Why is that?

  • because your anus need's loosining maybe a african american male friend?

  • I poop 2-3 times a week

  • every 15 minutes! I have such a diarrhea that I am pooping my guts out :s

  • I poop twice a day.

  • you can see at the first part of the video she tries to keep from laughing.

  • 1 every 2-3 days

  • 1 time a day but it comes out of my mouth. Is that a problem ?