I love the lols in this. Masturbation is pretty much just your arms using their muscles, and your dick, well, using it's muscles. If using your muscles cripples you, then everyone's doin it wrong.
Human beings, though displaying symmetry in most aspects (the line of symmetry being described by the spinal column. that does not mean that the face & body will be exact mirror images. These 'distortions' are likely genetic. The idea that masturbation makes you blind & distorts your physical appearance has historically been used as pseudoscientific 'evidence' to support the Puritanical idea that masturbation pollutes the body, a belief that has never been proven.
2:30 What? I don't get it. Your body can't tell if your masturbating or not. If it did, all the young kids, that jerk off. Would have eye issues, and everyone would know about it. =/
I love the lols in this. Masturbation is pretty much just your arms using their muscles, and your dick, well, using it's muscles. If using your muscles cripples you, then everyone's doin it wrong.
jjjmanyo 5 months ago
ROFL!!! If this were true the entire human race would be blind and deformed!
carrotjuse 1 year ago 4
@carrotjuse What makes you think they are not?
happeh 2 months ago 4
Human beings, though displaying symmetry in most aspects (the line of symmetry being described by the spinal column. that does not mean that the face & body will be exact mirror images. These 'distortions' are likely genetic. The idea that masturbation makes you blind & distorts your physical appearance has historically been used as pseudoscientific 'evidence' to support the Puritanical idea that masturbation pollutes the body, a belief that has never been proven.
Tru3bad0ur 1 year ago
you could have the skill to change the picture to support your fake "theory"
AtOx201 1 year ago
dont get it
teebird11 1 year ago
disapier? wtf so it jus dissolvesd to dust? XD stupid as shit but what is happeh theroy? load of shit!
MrYudesWineGums 3 years ago
2:30 What? I don't get it. Your body can't tell if your masturbating or not. If it did, all the young kids, that jerk off. Would have eye issues, and everyone would know about it. =/
Dhashizhi 3 years ago
"where is his penis"
"according to happeh theory...it feel off because it was to weak to hold itself"
lol
JakeyThomas08 3 years ago
hahahahahaahah.
Who is the one responsible for this
"happeh theory"
Is it like a experamint to see who actually believes this stuff!
I wouldnt have a penis by now bud!
And I would be deformed to the core if it were true.
I used to be like the Master beater.
Just hilarious.
This is good.
agentorangetechno 3 years ago
The key word is "THEORY"
Its not true.
THis is hilarious.
Are you for real about this happy theory?
I wonder if your part of some secret society.
agentorangetechno 3 years ago
hahaha very funny video
johnnares15 3 years ago
i use both hands and i switch
stupidvids0 3 years ago
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This is fucking stupid
inflames07 3 years ago
According to Jpurser1 Happeh Therios will make you bored and angry
Jpurser1 3 years ago
awesome :D
white010 3 years ago
bullshit all of it
spydervs2rules 3 years ago
oh that makes sense get models to pose for you to prove your point. that would be like paying someone to say you are intelligent.
Chaotischesneutrales 3 years ago
LMAO
CS3RULEz 3 years ago
You should get your own weekly segment on Oprah.
kkirT 3 years ago
Do people actually believe this?
jagenigma 3 years ago