Army Man Soldiers of Misfortune gameplay

[MrSmokinhotdude]

waite this piece of shit isnt green

[bunnehsrus]

would you recommend this game for a 7-9 year old kid?

[TheFirestorm214]

gay as fuck nobody wants to be a 5 year old fag

[DISYICE]

@TheFirestorm214 how old are you 12?

[TheFirestorm214]

@DISYICE Why are you asking my age on YouTube? That's irrelevant, maybe a tip for you stop asking peoples ages on the internet.

[DISYICE]

@TheFirestorm214 calling a kid a fag? You're definitely a child.

[TheFirestorm214]

@DISYICE Wow so sensitive over the internet fell bad for you, well sense I am a child then your a faggot.

[DISYICE]

@TheFirestorm214 You have the grammar of a 4th grader.

Just shut up kid.-_-

[TheFirestorm214]

@DISYICE Grammar on YouTube? Yea your a faggot.

[Irelyboy]

This game sucks balls

[Micht0r]

The Sims army men?

[bayoubilly1]

they forgot the jump button



[Szriko]

I have played this first hand.

I'm permanently scarred and traumatized, now.

[ArriAFilms]

What were they thinking

[ArriAFilms]

What were that thinking

[mauri1205]

wtf??? this is army's men??? what the hell?

[josheylepa]

...What is this waste of Pixels...?

[Riflemen526]

@HardcoreGameSpot

you hit the nail on the head. At the very bigining, if you read the objetives that the bear is standing beside, it says "Put your foam dart gun to good use..." besides, this game looks like total bullshit. The only thing I saw that stuck to the Army Men series was the Tan soldiers. This is what happens when an awesome company has to give up its game right to a bunch of pussy game makers who in the end turn the series into a more "kid friendly" bullshit game.

[superbob620]

the sound

it hurts

[clonetrooper250]

This...this is just shit. So much for 'Real Combat:Plastic Men'

[ReaP4R101]

@01234567892318 is it good?

[olfan92]

Same mechanics as little chicken lol

[ultragarrison]

The best part of having fun with this game is to burn it.

[crypto682]

i say they should port army men sarges heroes to wii with online gameplay

[3dofanatic]

whoever made this game whould have themselves hung, gutted and shot to death

army men was the best thing ever until this shit happened.

we will miss you 3do

[maxi323323]

this beats mayor malfuction on wrost army men games.

[TheKingOfGreatGames]

Dis game iz a bit like toy story....

[orticguy123]

is this on ds?

[Patterson101able]

Such a hard game

[titaniumweasel]

Fucking Hell! MY CHILDHOOD!!!

[ChristineCupcake429]

i egree

[loner450]

this SUCKS!!!!!!!

[lukethemonkeyboy]

i cannot stress enough on how badly sounded your video has turned out. sort it out before you damage somebodys ears gobshite

[asdfskaterboyawesome]

i have this game for the wii :D

[PhoenixKing0617]

@asdfskaterboyawesome you shouldnt, this game is a disgrace to all the army men games

[ededdneddyiawsomeALT]

i think the ear rape sound is there to show even more how horrible the game is

[Mackspot]

You must be deaf when you made this video.

[wavAIDS]

I called Zoo Games and talked to them about this game. They said the original name for this game was Army Men: Gayfuckstupid.

[PivotB3stZ]

@wavAIDS hahaha

[Zehoan]

The horror make it stopppppppppppppppp its fucking gay i wany Sgt hawk back.

[RAFFilmsLtd]

Turn up the sound. ;)

[Black46143]

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

[Riflemen526]

@Black46143

LOL! while I was watching this, my friend was watching the NostalgiaCritic and about 20 or 30 seconds into this video the NostalgiaCritic started one of "Fuck this shit!!" moments, where bascially here screams "FUCK THIS SHIT!!!" a couple of times.

[pricture]

This seems to be a good kids game, but to the Army Men series, its an experiment gone horribly wrong. :'(

[ikmal017]

seriously ZOO just fuckin teabaged 3DO, eventhough they went into bancruptcy. i think ZOO made this game look like shit on purpose.

even babies will cry at this game

[TheLastStand001]

ShovelWare:

Guaranteed SHIT!

[gitarguy06]

why are they little kids, they are suppossed to be plastic toys, darn it

[1bigbottom]

XD i bought this for my cousin for christmas but i know hell like it

[vitto1193]

awesome...

[dudeguy2157]

wat did u say sarge dies!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!! stupi microwave ill kill u AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

R.I.P sarge. rest,in,plastic.

[SDAISBACK]

everyone that watches this video sarge hawk is dead die before this game

army men major something i forgot the name i do know he was killed in the mircowave of the game and you play as another greeen guy this two games are not made by 3do

[ysuck63]

actually if you finish am: major malfunction, then you find out hawk is actually major malfunction, so he's alive, but he's insane. The guy who was melted in the microwave was the sarge from the original series.

[shadow168393]

They killed him off in Major Malfunction ( you got to play as Pvt. Anderson ) and as a new feature, everyone in that game (Major malfuction) had a speech impedement and couldn't talk right.

[shadow168393]

A fucking teddy bear is your leader, that was enough for me.

[Ikkitsu]

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU SARGE!?

You..you...You've been replaced with a fuking kid with a bubblegun!!!!!!!

OH WHAT HORRORS ZOO GAMES HAS WROUGHT!

[LadyRoughneck]

And somewhere off in the distance the tan weep. the green shriek. and the blue nation is sitting in the corner, petting their rifle, the robots are malfuncting, the copters screaming and somewhere in all this malice weeps and bridget bleu cries "who could do something like this?

why? why? WHY?!" the end

[kukubird31]

wtf

[jalal1232]

I think they have spend billions to make this game lol

i miss old army men :(

[Mixwizzard35]

Army men:piece of bullshit

Thats the what I think the old name for this was.

[McGuffin56]

oh god my eyes! the maker of this game doesn't have a clue how to make a game as legendary as 3DO! I wish they'll make something more.... violent then this. Look back at army 1,2,3, and all the others execpt this one. Soldiers getting melted by flames huge explosions baseballs lol. Here... er. All i can say this is unholy for plastic army soldier fans.

[khazashark]

i with they put army men on the ps3  and the game play is like battle field but stil 3rd person and you can drive plastic vehicles it would be asome

[McGuffin56]

ya. theya ctually made army men games like that but with limited array of vehicles (tank,jeep lol)

but yeah something awesome like that would make me buy it... unless its like this lol

[TyraelTheHoly]

this game is made in 2008? and its army men?? its kind a army kid

this is pathetic man...

[popemobile12]

and they call this army men...

[ArthasvsLeon]

.... This isn't Army Men. This is evil.

[mrpotatohead34]

@ArthasvsLeon evil? this is satanic

[ArthasvsLeon]

@mrpotatohead34 THIS!! IS!! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!

[javcracker]

i have the same game but for the ds

[voxrod]

so do i

[mecool136]

wtf was that the tan retards shot darts! and who the fucks is that boy!?!? i mean wtf tan soilders didnt even die they just got plasterficated when you shot them!!

[Derek14packers]

i wanna rent it it looks hard to control though or whoever is playing it sucks

[ynotdrol2]

The game itself is bad.

[Derek14packers]

ya i read reviews on it and stuff so ya i won't be wasting money on this

[MMario90]

ya you don't want to play it because I rented the game, I played it and the F+++ing game was stupied