Doors and Bricks

[fletcherlover22]

are the bricks coming right now? no 48 hours! so im just gonna shut the door

[TheDarklyKnight]

hahaha "Do you wanna see a BABY crushed under a BRICK?"

[realgoon28]

Are the bricks coming right now ? smh..priceless huge fan man

[DJSsKaTe]

lolololo

[twooffour]

Like a hybrid between Tom Cruise and Michael Vaughn ;)

[ThePokeyPictures]

the guy wearing the suit is a baaaaaaad actor

[FuzzyNoNOSJIM]

@ThePokeyPictures its supposed to be like that, its called being funny

[112d12d]

train me in the art of brick breaking..lol man if seen this months ago and its still hella funny XD

[tastethejace]

i bet this guy could do a great Krusty

[nowenablle]

good

[gumbo2]

Wouldn't broken bricks be just about as dangerous as unbroken ones?

[StuntXL]

Is that... a tall Tom Cruise?

[MultiBatmanfan]

Lol

[DodecahedronHead]

lol halarious " It's right there in my feild of vision."

[InternetsEvilSpirit]

BRIIICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheVampireEd]

The guy playing the agent sounds like Keanu Reeves, lol.

[solidus311]

Wow, he got robbed by his clone.

[coolcammy123]

this guy should be famous

[ChowTOdust]

so good... thanks! make more soon. :)

[wem360]

"nassa calculates...well dey havnt calculated but its gonna b prettty Dam fast" lmaoooo

[mrmanley15]

My absolute favorite part was when he was like "do you know how many time I have to pull that trigger. I might not even get em on the first try. That's like 24 Billion Finger pulls!!! Bricks don't break unless you shoot em God Dammit!!!"

[greatcaptainusopp]

That and "THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT IT!!!!" ftw

[atomichead777]

lmao!

[zawrgoesrawr]

This was hilarious!!

XD

[Kakaidol]

the way he got angry sounds like batman getting angry.

[xtruder02]

ROFLMAO A BRICK BREAKING MACHINE ????!!!

thats so insane and funny, i love this video so much

[MrBird]

My two favorite parts are when the robber walks in and wipes the sweat off his head, and when he mouths "No" to the guy in the house. Unbelievable, great job.

[TheGuruNate]

That robber is fucking amazing

[GHWildcat]

Is there any certain movies that annoy u? I wanna see if it annoys the hell out of me as well. Please reply! Great video by the way.

[sophomorictrash]

Personally, I would have kneed Mr. Brickbreaker in the balls and closed the door while he was on the floor clutching his shattered testicles. That sort of thing is like Chinese water torture. Somebody could be talking to me about an outbreak of ebola in my neighborhood, and I still wouldn't be able to TAKE MY EYES OFF THAT GODDAMN OPEN DOOR.

[freeflowfirst]

Yep, it's just one of those things that make movies on earth a hell.

[RoughCam]

Fuck i love this man lol hes a legend. I thot he was part of them animation things, i thot i heard his voice, it was a one about snipers and the sniper was dopey called fumbles lol sounded like him doing the voice

[HomieOnTheBlock]

Fucking Ayyyyyy!

[pricture]

lol, BRICKS!

[franklystrange]

That made me mad. The robber in the house. God dammit.

[junaid4768]

i made a tribute dedicated to monkeyandapples

batman videos check it out

[Jad578]

lol

[chocolateshake16]

blahahahhhhhh!!! omfgg!!!!!! that is SO fucking funny!!!!!!! DO YOU WANNA SEE IT DESTROYED BY BRICKS!?!

seriously. i hate it when dumbfucks always leave their doors open. it just really pisses me off when like ill see on tv someone just like walk into their house and leave the door open. thats how a LOTTA bad shit happens:

the strangers

halloween

the grudge

the list goes on

im with ya dude!

[lil3nicky3]

When does this movie come out!!??

[arkmiguel]

what in the blue hell is this? this isnt funny...it's just...werid!

0:49

at 0600 hours...tuesday morning...when your still sleeping..when the sun hasnt risen yet....when your in bed either humping your girlfriend or watching scrambled movie network porn...

[alexicon89]

I dont see the problem here really :P i would just talk and walk to the door at the same time and close it.

[dirtysouthboss420]

i agree with u

[cxjiek]

that was stressful

[johnmalenko]

WTF the guy looks like tom cruise

[ashpash0812]

lmfao! close the damn door!!! hhahah

[GlamBalam]

THe dude sOunds liKe Milo Ventimiglia

[MrVulgaris]

Michael Bay sucks,but this video does not

[Milados2650]

LOL i would just knock the fucking man down!

[kevinrocks2323]

I always enjoy a parody of the hack known as Michael Bay.

[SSJSasuke777]

A Puppy Cruhed by a brick is no Laughing Matter

Nuff Said

[Catmatt4KSU]

Funny stuff. Was that a Dali sculpture he was snatching there at the end? As a Dali fan ... suh-weet!

[lovelykandance]

XD I LOVE IT

[spezy93]

haha awesome :P

if only at the end there was > "Starring: The Military"

[bluetoaster8822]

lol when I was little and I left a door open, my dad would always shout, "YOU GOT A LONG TAIL?!"

To this day, I don't leave doors open.

[TwilightGoneBad]

I don't get it...?

[bluetoaster8822]

Means the same thing as, "Were you born in a barn?"

[TwilightGoneBad]

Ah. I get it now XD

[vanderzarth]

NBBB! rofl

[superstetle]

Post Katrina New Orleans LOLOLLOL

[airbornedude101]

You live with your parents, and you're how old?

[AKDJANGO]

shut up

[airbornedude101]

Or what?

[sanandreas4ever]

aahha GENIOUS

[logicaust]

awesum

[Andy2Xtreme4u]

A puppy crushed by a Brick is no laughing matter!! lol

[pinoyword7up]

lolz!

[supperspicy]

LMFAOO ahha this is so funny!!!!!!

[Sheko2040]

Michael Bay presents... A Michael Bays film...... Michael Bay's Brickbreaker XD

[jj1only]

A Michael Bay production

[LOOKMEUPBITCH]

idk y ppl r bitchin bout diz video....

itz fckin awesome n hilarious xD

keep up the great work bro

ur videos r the best!

[ChocoOrchid]

Because he's your generic hero for this short. Think Tom Cruise in ANY movie...or Nicholas age in any movie...or Bruce Willis in any action film...or any leading man in any action film ever.

[xlCaRNag3xl]

that other guy is fukin wack

[SGB301]

i dont care about youur door!!! they're bricks coming!!! are they coming now??

lmao!!

[20125150]

i wouldve just did it

[onepiecedork]

its taken from stargate universe. like a parody

[GrayBearDavis]

For some reason I lost it at "A puppy crushed by a brick is no laughing matter."

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

Lighting dude. I love your stuff but work on lighting man.

[kwark1223]

Armageddon?

[Phanaoshot]

haha. all of his shit was stolen

BRIICKS

[aamusc]

omg lol

[WhiteDevil006]

"BRICKS"

[yangoholic]

kinda boring!

[MadGarlic5]

Dead horses are not for beating

[ajaxandfox]

haha he basically robbed himself

[sawfan1]

nice district 9 reference!!! lmao

[tweeter9990]

i like the Micheal Bay part but thats pretty much it.. good video though

[bandit0pictures]

That guy totally sounds and looks like Tom Fucking Cruise!

[mazZzZa6]

MY GOD I knew someone would point that out! He does look and sound like him..ALOT! haha, the younger version though.

[LukeLovesRose]

Funny. Not as great as other stuff, but funny, Raul.

[ctperry06]

Seriously. Don't leave the door open behind you. That's just being a dick!

[deathbeforelaceX]

Dragged on for faaaar too long, but I liked the idea of the video, and of course it was still hilarious...just, in the beginning, you definitely lost some viewers because it didn't look like the video was going anywhere except for him going "can i close the door" and the other guy going "BRRIIICCKSSS. FALLING."

[richslayerbc08]

alot of his videos are very long...and its genious....deal with it...

[Cekococo]

lol i was so annoyed with the door being open then what the guy said lol

[Spectreworld]

Wow it made me want to punch the agent cause the bricks really didnt matter but that guy stealing shit was... seriously

[gfxlab]

lmao when the thief starts conversing while he steals more shit

[ALExTUBe098]

taht was actrully annoying me too hahaha

[Mendelevius]

Great stuff man, as usual.

[DayDreamingGoneWrong]

wtf!!!!!!! lol

[syff]

it's tom cruise

[Cubekou]

a little crappy towards the end but your use of satire amused me.

[lnstrumentalist]

This is the definition of unfunny.

[krucify87]

what the fuck. hahahahahaha.

[gat6000]

Good stuff.

[HaruTsukiko]

id say he'd have to pull the trigger over 9000 times

[Numaltar]

oh damn i know that door-left-open feeling..

i started lolling when the thief actually came in! keep up the good work!

[grxace]

fucking dumb.

[grxace]

who the hell says "Coome in!" ?

[ADCutestory]

who the hell nit-picks that much?

[alcomi82]

Man you are just too funny!!

[KrystalVisions82]

This is still better than anything Michael Bay has done lol

[bluefurr]

hey monkey and apple I mentioned you in two of my videos about my top 20 subscrptions and my top 10 videos I was watching in september and you made the top 3! Come check it out if you get a chance thanks

[DBdylan1]

i love it.

[RipAndDipFilms]

Other guy's a bad actor.

[Katiematie05]

Thats the joke. He's supposed to be overacting, like in a Michael Bay film

[AKDJANGO]

People just don't understand.

[powerbomb411]

The recurring problem I am seeing is that you're always acting with the same personality. Every video, it's the same personality.

[Modest167]

Really?

I more so see a problem with how unrealistically the characters act. When ever someone gets really animated or upset, they go into thesaurus-mode and use words no person would use out of anger/fear/sadness/trauma.

[powerbomb411]

That would be the personality of the character. And it's not all the characters. It's just one.

And RE: the thumbs down on my comment and Modest's. "Oh my God, someone said something bad about his video."

I subscribe for a reason. Something negative is not a bad thing. It's called "constructive criticism."

[Modest167]

I've watched nearly all his videos. It's all the characters. Maybe not always the ones he plays, but one of the characters involved in the scene always goes into thesaurus-mode.

@ the thumbs down - I still love his videos; he's incredibly funny and original. I'm a total fan. It's just that no one is perfect, and we all have things we can work on.

[PoopDelicious]

yeah, and a thumbs down on your comment also is not a bad thing. its "constructive criticism" :))

JK.

[nebsputin]

its no wonder dudes hairline is receding. hes always rubbing his forehead like a genies lamp lol

[koskimaeki]

youre a genius, love your vids

[TheJsHep]

I've seen worse... The comment says it all... And yes, it needs music

[eproductions2008]

Some music wouldve really sold this.

[sumdifidon]

Oh come on! He's no worse than Luke Wilson. lol

[youngclown27]

not your best video dude....but I do love ALL the other videos

[killermicrobe]

isnt this the worst video evar?

[Hypocrisies]

I think I seen this already...

Ah, Southpark, yeah.

[ANormalmanProduction]

really bad.

[tyty926]

1.) wouldn't the bricks just burn up in the atmosphere?

2.) why would they build a machine to only work with the DNA of a guy that sucks at brickbreaking?

3.) why won't the people who think the agent's acting is horrible just unsubscribe already? they don't know what comedy is

4.) why didn't he just shut the door?

[SEANxLONG]

LOL! MIchael Bay Jokes FTW!

[justinxaz]

honor the puppies

[TheMetallicFloyd]

oh this is just sad for him. god knows that door is just hanging open.

[IWalkOnBothFeet]

This is the type of sketch that is only meant to be a minute or 2 minutes long. The joke dragged on way too long.

[JohnnyDeppfangurl]

omg this is so awesome XDD I hate open doors too :\

[brawlmaster7]

wow that agents acting is fucking horrible

[MClardizzle11]

Yea the agent guy was fucking annoying.

[prisoner1138]

Ok, I got the part about the doors, and the terrible acting of the agent like out of a michael bay film. But honestly? This should have been 3-4 minutes, not 6-7. Halfway through it I found myself just waiting for it to be over already.

[ssitnov]

bricksbricksbricksbricks

you gonna need someone to break 'em all up cause it's bricks

bricks

BRICKS

[danvoncarr]

raul you continue to crak me up EVERYTIME!!!

[standingonair777]

Rofl, OCD is wonderful.

[kaeleak1]

if your saying the agent is bad, i thought it was intended to rip on michael bay's movies so the agent was suppose to be terrible even though i thought he was funny. michael bays movies which lack in originality but exceed in explosion's... and falling bricks

[liefstevera]

the trailer whaha XD

BRICKS!

[Danti3l]

lol he robbed himself

[skullsamurai]

LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS..........hahahahah!

[annpinsonrebecca]

I love the guys hair!

[bleadingsheep]

the agent really kept me from cracking a smile. not the concept, the presentation. he couldnt convince me

[ItsCourtenayMmkay]

That an interesting looking house...

BRICKS!

[fatcat529]

lol awesome.

[Tystarr2k2]

lol u need to add some dramatic bg music. Still funny

[darion4000]

hilarious

[wheeljak]

How did he rob himself?

[SoulSekttor]

cuz hes the one playing the robber lol

[RelinquishLove]

It really wasn't that funny, sorry to say. The robber casually coming in was, but the agent kinda killed it.

[thatswhatshesaid42]

hhaha josh... BRICKS and thats funny how u played the robber also haha nice

[emouch1]

you my friend are a brilliant actor!

[jdiddy27]

ok.....

[Nayuchiha]

BRICKS!

[Wiiplaya1234]

lol that was great! i woulda puched out that guy who left the door open tho

[FendRhodes]

God i love how the robber is just so casual, LOL!

[Frozone470]

Wow........ that's a fricken sweet house

[112d12d]

lol shut the fucking door...XD so simple and so funny

[112d12d]

ROFL..nice vid ..but more bale and depp spoofs...xD

[1weirdgurl]

lol

[JockenTheGreat]

Well, if he saw the guy stealing, he could just have shouted "MY HOUSE IS BEING LOOTED" and stoped the thief.. Not too hard.

[microdroid]

ahh hahaha bricks!

i love that guy stealing all the stuff haha CLASSIC

[crazyjoejoe1]

third

[DXM159]

-What kind of bricks.

-Giant Bricks.

5star

[XZED1O1]

LOL

[RappeRdeVi1]

1st and liked it :)