I used to have the "don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die" ringtone for my parents. It was the greatest thing when they called me in class and my sound was on XD
Somebody wrote in that book that im lying about being a virgin, cause i use super jumbo tampons, but i cant help it if i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina (say vagina in an american accent )
Somebody wrote in that book that I'm not a virgin because I use jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina! AHAHAHAHAHAH xD
BEST LINES (ranked) #1-no! 1X said in different scene each 2-o crap i lost! 3-i have to pee 4-i only date woman in collar 5-please stop talking 6-in japan 7-will this minimize my pores 8-ssshuuu 9-ok good cause regina wants me to give you this 10-uhm
Girl: I just wish we could all get along like we use to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake out of rainbows and smiles and we could all be happy.
Girl on stage: I just wish we could all get along like we use to in middle school, I wish i could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy.
Crying Girl: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and and we'd all eat and be happy.
I love how this movie wants us to think that home schooled kids are screwed up, as if all public schools are doing such a good job. Meanwhile they show everyone being victimized at school like its swimming with sharks.
@soiyamate123 i know people associate country with race wich is retardded..im a white cuban and peope ask why im white? im like ur retarded my ancestors are from spain..i dont ask americans why their white ...its the same thing
I always mess up the "I can't help it, I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina" and accidentally say "I can't help it, I have a wide flow, and a heavy-set vagina"
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."
I love the actors and actresses in the first movie but in my opinion,if it was neccesary to change them for the sequel,they should've at least had the same writers and director.
must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better get started!
@MsJayAlexis Tina Fey is the teacher. :P
domolurvesgloomy 14 hours ago
Sucks how lindsay's life is now ruined
li3mle 23 hours ago
'Laura, i dont hate you because your fat. your fat because i hate you.
JJaiiimee 2 days ago
7 people have been personally victimised by regina george...
blancmerlot 4 days ago 2
'Don't have sex. Cause you will get pregnant, and die!' XD
JBLovatic93 5 days ago
I used to have the "don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die" ringtone for my parents. It was the greatest thing when they called me in class and my sound was on XD
Emibakesthosecookies 5 days ago
i haven't seen this movie in forever.
i don't remember amy poheler as her mother LOL
JAMPD3 5 days ago
@JAMPD3 She wasn't her mother. She was the math teacher
MsJayAlexis 2 days ago
This video deserves an award
TheKidrauhlZone 6 days ago
10 buy some milk
9 you love lady blacksmith mambazo
8 cause we already paid the dj
7 regina wants me to give you this
6 what?(tweet tweet tweet tweet) it makes you gain weight like crazy
5 no!
4 will this minimize my pores?
3 and none for gretchen wieners bye
2 your parents have been eaten by cannibals
1 move!!(same with gretchen the meaner regina was to her the more gretchen try to win regina back)
freakahurt 6 days ago
Somebody wrote in that book that im lying about being a virgin, cause i use super jumbo tampons, but i cant help it if i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina (say vagina in an american accent )
wnaluvya 6 days ago
Somebody wrote in that book that I'm not a virgin because I use jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina! AHAHAHAHAHAH xD
cawina99 1 week ago 2
of course she doesnt want to drink she wants some cocaine damnit
CAZPERsayz 1 week ago
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if you're from africa... why are you white? Oh my god karen! you can't just ask people why they're white!
yellowskittle2468 1 week ago
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!
tiptopluongo 1 week ago 6
*watch
TheGirlygurly 1 week ago
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where can i watcat this video mean girl ! i wanna to watch anis part ! part that she admit what she do to regina can give me link pls ?
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TheGirlygurly 1 week ago
7 people disliked this because there was no Glen Coco.
JoeKoolSixteen 1 week ago 8
LOL FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!
MegaGangstaKat 1 week ago 3
This whole movie is just one long funny moment, love it!
tex4568 1 week ago 3
OH I GET IT... I bet the black chick is from Detroit; that almost makes it more racist.
M9J4G 2 weeks ago 9
At 0:10 , I recon this guy has shot bullets into his daughter's laptop
Maripooh13 2 weeks ago 5
freakahurt 2 weeks ago
WHO ARE YOU?!
rnehdp109 2 weeks ago
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and DIE! Lol!! Love this line xx
mrsgriff101112 2 weeks ago
THIS IS SO FETCH!
MrDanielAndrez 2 weeks ago
"I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night."
"We can't keep them past four."
"I will keep you here until four."
lrubsie67 2 weeks ago 6
"One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesomee." LOLZ.
lrubsie67 3 weeks ago
Why are my tribal vases under the sink?
huh?
my tribal vases. why were they under the sink?
i dont know.
this is the fertility vase of the undabelly tribe. does that mean anything to u?
...no
ConverseFan7000 3 weeks ago 2
A few weeks ago i watched this (awesome) movie again. and i realised: it's the janitor! (what makes the movie just more awesome)
Pygogh 3 weeks ago
@Pygogh What do you mean it's the janitor?
d1995a3 2 weeks ago
@d1995a3 The janitor from Scrubs
mrsgriff101112 2 weeks ago
"Laura, i dont hate you because your fat, your fat because i hate you"
TheKidrauhlZone 3 weeks ago 2
"We have a new student joining us, she just moved here all the way from Africa" "*looks at black girl* WELCOME!" "Im from Michigan.." "Great.."
TheKidrauhlZone 3 weeks ago 4
omg, this movie is my life
thecarnivalriot99 3 weeks ago
Fav lines from this movie: You GO Glen Coco! Lol
"Nice wig janice whats it made out of?" "YOUR MOMS CHEST HAIR!"
and SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE! Lmafo freakin love this movie
Jharryia1 3 weeks ago
I will keep you here ALL NIGHT.
We can't keep them past four.
I will keep you here till four.
BigImaginationDoll16 3 weeks ago 6
You'll get pregnant and and die. Alright now everyone grab some rubber
bigman54679 3 weeks ago
Don't have sex because you will get pregnant....and Die!
ImmortalFat 3 weeks ago
the beginning is funny because lindsay lohan is a homosexual...
ohsnapimkat 4 weeks ago
glen coco? four for you glen coco. you go glen coco!
ohsnapimkat 4 weeks ago 6
don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die.
ohsnapimkat 4 weeks ago
One time she hit me in the face.... It was AWESOME!
livdalton1 4 weeks ago 3
"I can't help that I got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina" principal "Yeah I can't do this...."
brookiegal05 4 weeks ago 7
BUT YOU LOVE LADY SMITH BLACK MAMBAZO !!
isaacyeung 1 month ago
"Laura, I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat, because I hate you."
BuzzYonkers 1 month ago
"I WILL KEEP YOU HERE 'TILL FOUR"
earthglamgrunge 1 month ago
i will keep you here all night! *whispers- you can only keep them until 4* i will keep you here till 4!
faaailone 1 month ago 2
She has a wide set vagina! 2:24
MrJSlayer8 1 month ago
WHY IS THERE NO GLEN COCO?
mrbrightsiiide 1 month ago 177
3:10 fat Drew Barrymore in an uncredited role!
creejay 1 month ago
"This is the fertility vase of the Ndebele tribe. Does that mean anything to you?!"
"...No?"
LOL
Halldisa 1 month ago
Why would you skip gretchen weiners telling everyone how sorry she is that everyone's jealous of her! :P
hotlikesummer 1 month ago
I will keep you here till 4:03
Graboooo 1 month ago
The girl in the wheelchair rolling off the stage into the crowd of people... gotta be thhe funniest bit in the movie.
MeganKnight18 1 month ago
Hey could you guys check out my channel and video "heroes tv series" please? Its my first video ever and im hoping to get heaps of views. Thanks :)
FlakyNFlippyHTFLove 1 month ago
Uhhh the dog bitting her nipple is weird
FlakyNFlippyHTFLove 1 month ago
Laura...I dont hate you because you're fat.....YOUR FAT BECAUSE I HATE YOU. Best line ever.
MariahAlani 1 month ago
Seriously, I LOVE THIS MOVIE :D
LisaaahxLila 1 month ago
Hahaha :) and I'm sorry for repeating it know :) dos this mean anything to u ?? NO
MadisonBieber11MD 1 month ago
Hahaha the only this about, SHE DOESN"T EVEN GO HERE!! is that the person who said it said it in a really funny way ^^
TwilightChick8D 1 month ago
7 People don't even go here!
xoamrc 1 month ago 116
@xoamrc they just have a lot of feelings...
SuperMalliecat 2 weeks ago
@xoamrc can I super like this?
oly11oli 2 days ago
one time, she punched me in the face... it was awesome :D hahaha
MusicLuvr409 1 month ago
7 people dont like glen coco
snowboardchick96 1 month ago 2
lindsay lohan refusing alcohol?? yea that is pretty funny
raphsandiego2 1 month ago 2
looooool i love the religious kids :D
TheFashionista773 1 month ago
Press 8 then 5
"I can bake a cake"
"I don't care"
TheLollabisk 1 month ago
Fuuny especially the part with theteacher and principal
WetPooooopie 1 month ago
I can't help that I have a wide-set vagina. lmao
ByronCenter24 1 month ago
@ByronCenter24 just the way shes says it lmfao!
starfire198 1 month ago
Girl: I just wish we could all get along like we use to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake out of rainbows and smiles and we could all be happy.
SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE.
Teacher: Do you even go here?
Girl: No I just have alot of emotions
Teacher: ok go home.
aMiRuLeS2559 1 month ago 8
awww its missing the glenn coco part
ThePollianaPassos 1 month ago 3
just press the number 6 and laugh
zackbitch1 1 month ago
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And on the third day God created the Remington Bolt-action Rifle so that man could fight the dinosaurs......and the homosexuals. Amen.
niku153 1 month ago
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niku153 1 month ago
love this movie
drwhobell226 1 month ago
dont have sex. cause you will get pregnant and DIE. well...thanks for the heads up!
amahomie4lifee 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
and the homosexuals amen
zoel689 1 month ago
I was hoping to see the winter talent show too. That part is hilarious.
JONSTERLEE 1 month ago
I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina! haha(: best. line. ever!
amahomie4lifee 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 7
You all will vote positive for this vid, I don't care how long it takes, I will keep you here all night!
EricV1 1 month ago
SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE
shuddupandsmile 1 month ago
Girl on stage: I just wish we could all get along like we use to in middle school, I wish i could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy.
Damion: She doesn't even go here!
Teacher:Do u even go to this school?
Girl on stage: No, I just have a lot of feelings
Teacher: okay go home.
xStarzx3 1 month ago 4
I just have a lot of feelings... bless :'(
BoredIWasXD 1 month ago
Cause i use super jumbo tampons
MrSmurfy4 1 month ago
Would u like me to butter ur muffin
MrSmurfy4 1 month ago
Crying Girl: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and and we'd all eat and be happy.
Damian: She doesn't even go here!
i've been laughing for like 20 minutes
umyaaboutthat 1 month ago
...Janitor!
sartanko 1 month ago
what is fetch?
freakahurt 1 month ago
@freakahurt something that never happened.
Yaenipponcover 1 month ago
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I love how you could take all the Mean Girls clips on youtube and you'd probably have the whole movie.
megapopstar2 1 month ago
An Tha HOMOSEXUALS ITS FUNNY HOW HE SAID IT LLSSS
NJayNG 1 month ago
haha "I don't hate you because you're fat; you're fat because I hate you."
RandomAbstract09 1 month ago
thats when she was actually not a bad chic
MizzErikaDino 1 month ago
Laura, I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you.
MikeyyRFCx 1 month ago
BOO YOU WHORE..YOU FORGOT THAT ONE.
mariajam 1 month ago 4
I... I love Damien. 3:17 x'D
NinjaUnicornRainbow 1 month ago
'Hey Janis, nice wig, what's it made of?'
'YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!!!!!'
savemesomemilk 1 month ago
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"cough cough... I can't hang out tonight... I'm sick..." "BOO YOU WHORE!!!"
Oathkeeper2745 1 month ago
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE
maplegears 1 month ago 200
I will keep you here til four.
RosarioRebellion 1 month ago 6
Huh... I was expecting this video to be an hour and thirty-seven minutes long.
NonExistentCodes 2 months ago 410
@NonExistentCodes Well besides that fact that half of them are complete druggies now, I agree.
tess98love 1 month ago
@NonExistentCodes i bet u checked to see how long the movie was.
love2singa123 1 month ago
I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smles, and we'd all eat it and be happy.
ixamxlaxdreamin 2 months ago
army pants and flip-flops....
paramorelove123 2 months ago
I never realised the mum was amy poelher!
TheAdzyPadzy 2 months ago
Swim Team practice will be held in the projection room ABOVE the auditorium
freakahurt 2 months ago
1:44 hahaha!
PableteCalquinX 2 months ago
wheres kevin gnapoors rap
noneurbuisness777 2 months ago
i just love da gay kids!
bugzpudding 2 months ago
One time she punched me in the face......it was AWESOME!
moasjnb 2 months ago
LOL @ Damien in the background with his hoody and glasses xD
GagasLitteMonster 2 months ago
I had this film on VCR that's how old this movie is lol! But those were the days♥
GagasLitteMonster 2 months ago
2:45 :DD
MisterDangerousxD 2 months ago
"Do you even go to this school?"
"No.. I just have a lot of feelings..."
TTblackcatzTT 2 months ago
2:51 nice tits lohan
alvaro1999inc 2 months ago
WHERES GLEN COCO?!?!?!?!
OmgVanessa1 2 months ago
one time she punched me in the face.........it was awesome
LOL
bieberfever143justin 2 months ago
Laura, I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you.
coralinejonesish 2 months ago 2
@coralinejonesish lol i never got that i mean i thought it was funny but what does she mean?
DreamloverLambi1 2 months ago
@DreamloverLambi1 I don't really get it either XD it just sounds funny ^_^
coralinejonesish 2 months ago
@DreamloverLambi1 Maybe she gave her caltene bars too ;)
49redskies 2 months ago
@DreamloverLambi1 she simply meant that it doesn't matter if she's fat or not,she still hates her.
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I love how this movie wants us to think that home schooled kids are screwed up, as if all public schools are doing such a good job. Meanwhile they show everyone being victimized at school like its swimming with sharks.
martinishot 2 months ago
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!
jaaaaaazzy 2 months ago
"she doesn't even go here!" LMAO
number1fanofwatever 2 months ago
WHERE. THE FUCK. IS GLEN COCO?!
jackieisamonsterr 2 months ago 4
dont drag me into this im pitching tomorrow
freakahurt 2 months ago
THE WHOLE MOVIE IS THE FUNNIEST PARTS!!!!
19Twilighter19 2 months ago
the last part is not funny
100stacy 2 months ago
what about your mom's chest hair???
Princessloohoo 2 months ago
This is SO FETCH.
MyIceCreamVan 2 months ago
1:05. im south african and you'd be surprised at how many people actually ask why im white... lol derp
soiyamate123 2 months ago
@soiyamate123 i know people associate country with race wich is retardded..im a white cuban and peope ask why im white? im like ur retarded my ancestors are from spain..i dont ask americans why their white ...its the same thing
StatenIzzy1 2 months ago
I always mess up the "I can't help it, I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina" and accidentally say "I can't help it, I have a wide flow, and a heavy-set vagina"
spazzadonian 2 months ago
she doesnt even go here
WhacknessTV 2 months ago
0:11 the Westboro Baptist Church...
heartless1197 2 months ago 3
Where's Glenn Coco and "Nice wig Janis what's it made out of?" "YOU'RE MOM'S CHEST HAIR!" other than that I love this.
crazycc18 2 months ago
couldn't they just show the whole movie?
xthatx90sxshowx 2 months ago 2
"She doesn't even go here!" lmao!
beholdthesphinx 2 months ago
3:13-3:32 hahahahahaha =D
EpicCupcakesXx 2 months ago
Best movie ever!!!!!
ye5442 2 months ago
"I will keep you here till' night..."
"We can't keep them past 4."
"I will keep you here till' 4..."
LMAO!
AlexandraSilverSpear 2 months ago 4
in other words love it
iu7e238 2 months ago
llllllllllllllooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee it
iu7e238 2 months ago
that is so FETCH!
SHUTUP GRETCHEN, FETCH WILL NEVER HAPPEN SO STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!
fallfearless18 2 months ago 5
SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE!
pandapaws297x 2 months ago 2
one time, she punched me in the face, it was awesome.
georgialorrainebee 2 months ago
and on the third day, god created the remington full action rifle. so that men could fight the dinosaurs and the homosexuals. AMEN! haha wtf
956tania 2 months ago 2
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."
Gabbyxxzz 2 months ago 4
they ruined with mean girls 2.. shouldve had same peopel again
okaymichellee 2 months ago 28
@okaymichellee
I love the actors and actresses in the first movie but in my opinion,if it was neccesary to change them for the sequel,they should've at least had the same writers and director.
That's why they failed.
Yaenipponcover 1 month ago
7 years too late, but I suddenly want to send Tina Fey a thank you card o_o
TheRealTreyKay 2 months ago
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must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better get started!
thewaldoishere 2 months ago
what about mums condoms for bed?D:
thisispetch 2 months ago
@thecoolgirl31 "Do you even go to this school?" "No" "Ok. Go home."
deaniii7 3 months ago
Gosh I miss this Linsey Lohan :( Epic actress.
This is my favorite movie everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
MariahsBeauty 3 months ago
I love Regina's Mother =D
shadowizcool 3 months ago
Welcome :D
O.o... I'm from Michigan..
One of the best LINES EVER.!
marthabeezy 3 months ago 9
I don't hate you because your fat, your fat because I hate you. LOL
Pink9nadia 3 months ago 6
I CAN'T HELP IT I HAVE A HEAVY FLOW, AND A WIDE SET VAGINA.
monroe8598 3 months ago 294
@monroe8598 My favorite line in the whole movie, makes me laugh every time
MilagrosaMicha 2 months ago
What about the old Glen Coco??
Curtleeeee 3 months ago 235
'i cant help it if i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina'
FUCKING. ACE.
mrsfreakme 3 months ago
Should have just posted the whole movie. :)
raiirxannie 3 months ago 3
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!
Starthur41 3 months ago
" I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school" haha yeah right, middle schoolers get along VERY well....
lola1747fantage 3 months ago 6