The Manslater: (Woman Language Translator)

[onionboy23]

1:43 happens to me....ALWAYS

[onionboy23]

@onionboy23 well i mean 1:40 to 1:43

[superchicano]

good sir do you take cash or credit card? checks ok?

[MegaSulm]

113 people are women

[PickledNutz]

I have to get one. I dont care how much it cost. Lol

[ezzekFFM90]

voice of fist of zen? xD

[EuroKid1988]

Good concept but it could have been done a lot better. Wasn't as funny as the idea sounded.

[madcat912]

hehehehehehehehehehehe :D

[ONEGUY090]

If this is the Manslater what's a translater?

[vasika2010]

палец вверх кто с Hell Yeah

[eyelivefourhim]

i NEED GET THAT

[gomikadzeB]

кто от Hell Yeah! палец вверх!

[Tulenoslav]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[elixarch15]

XD they played this video in my church

[analoogje]

it's not real!! the femlogic chip that small???? ;-)

[TheFoilGuy]

Halarious, and so awesome that this video was first uploaded on GodTube.

[7Pacis7]

I wish someone's gonna create it for real!

[ImnotGokloster]

ME WANT!

[GlenRoyTee]

wouldn't be going golfing if that was waiting at home anyway

[DeivisPelenis]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

[mermaidmelody305]

Hey you wanna get some coffee? ME WANT COFFEE!!!

[mermaidmelody305]

I like how a man is using the womans side of the manslatee or the hand looks manly

[siampiiam]

i want one !!!!

[murtz99]

BIATCH

[murtz99]

RUDE TUBE

[briandawkings]

hey what happened to your amm like ministers comercials?? where you showed up central kids, fuse and everything??

[MsRCueva]

"I pity the fool who leave the toilet seat up!" haha

That's hilarious because I live with two guys, and I could care less if they leave it up :p

[Rabbitfighter63]

You don't need this machine, marry a non-Western woman and have a relationship based on mutual respect. Leave the Western femafascists to the house-trained manginas. Who cares what Western Women really mean? I don't.

[dtihkse]

what's cool is the translations are 140% accurate

[puscasu2007]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

[ElmerAwesome]

The voice!! the voice!!! ITS SO FANTASTIC :D

[movei123]

This is spot on. Love it :)

[nfldman1976]

Well at least she was on the couch doing something useful.

[bogdanglobal]

shut up and take my money!

[AwayRain]

TAKE MY MONEY!

[hellterminator]

So it costs 700 bucks? Seems like a lot? Were this real I wouldn't hesitate a second!

[seanzoz]

pussy mac using bitch

[2611961]

i want it )))

[wz5u7ti2]

anyone know what is the song under this video?

[nintram]

1,831,381 views. Ecstatically palindromic.

[Pillowrama]

I need buy it! 

[xhappyxscreamingx]

I would've gone out anyway. Say what you really mean or get left behind. You'll have no one to blame but yourself.

[nurdeens]

That first lady was pretty hot

[Zhyppers]

Default voice sounded like Cookie Monster...

[rap235]

Like if you liked the Caveman voice for Manslater!

[cprALexe]

Lol, she lokks like guy's sister

[samoahbay]

1:38 she is sexy, most sexual on this reel!

[kakuloukia]

If only this device was real :( if only ...

[camil2003]

Hahaha gotta admit this brought a chuckle to me.

[wsxgfhccr]

1:38 Another one FRIENDZONED!

[JayTay33]

well done.. that was really funny. :)

[KrakenStudios]

I want it with the Mr. T voice xD

[xic4loca]

haha funny :P

[MTMiPower]

2012 there going to release The TextingManslater... now you don't need to worry any text messages while driving XD

[kimmokuu3]

Want one

[TheDanorte]

I have one question. Where is 1337 Impossible Ave. Nomansland, AK 10110? I really want to visit the labs if it's possible.

[Purkinje90]

I need a Manslator with Strong Bad as the voice!

[DarkBladeSeth]

Volete vedere il video in italiano?

Ecco il video! (Tradotto da me)

/watch?v=qLOX-ByZsy4

[mumugamer2006]

The real funny thing is that the manslator is used by a man.

[desolatefox]

The translator sounds like a muppet. XD

[jettom17]

worst part is that this would actually be worth it, if it was real.

[Fender1424]

@jettom17 I know. I would totally spend 700 bucks on this piece of gold.

[johnsvideochannel]

This is actually reality for all of my married friends and my brother - who just got traded in by his wife for a younger hotter man. (She got pregnant to him first while still with my bro'). I've seen it,heard it and lived it ! So definitely not a "stereotype". Beeyatches..

[Imnotyourmary]

SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?

[Dualhammers]

My wife never does this. I think I married a really hot guy.

[DarkBladeSeth]

Do you mind if I translate this in italian and I post the subbed version as a video response?

[thatjustinguy]

@DarkBladeSeth Fine with me.

[DarkBladeSeth]

@thatjustinguy Great :-)

Poster the video as a video response

[briandawkings]

@thatjustinguy hey sooo i was wondering if you know the song?? or if its made by this ministry??

[AeonsOfFrost]

@DarkBladeSeth Fine by him, no really, stop looking at him.

[DarkBladeSeth]

@AeonsOfFrost Lol

[CarboneDrac]

Me want to buy this!

[mexus37]

"Me Never Date You!"

[mexus37]

"Men Never Date You!"

[GrimsAllure]

Or you could just slap a bitch.

[J4kki94]

I so wish this was real

[schitzso]

Love the manslater voice '.. 30 minite'

[ThePk1976]

this is what i really want for christmas

[CookieNightmares]

Thumbs up if you saw this on RudeTube

[LeonSK96]

Now all men can say:

NOW THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[redbulborb]

Sexist and immature

[DjScout]

@redbulborb well you've obviously never had a girlfriend.

[redbulborb]

@DjScout Ad hominem, but correct. Because I currently have a girlfriend "had" assumes I don't have one anymore. As if it mattered I had, have, or don't. The video is still sexist, immature, and shabby.

And you're obviously too lacking to notice the obvious.

[DawnOfDestructiion]

@redbulborb This video is sexist, immature? theres should be a seperate land for people below 30 IQ shit seriously

[redbulborb]

@DawnOfDestructiion - and the small-minded fools that buy into this crap.

[dorkandproudofit]

@redbulborb Of course it's sexist and immature. THAT'S THE JOKE. It's taking the stereotypes of men and women and acting as if (a) they matter, (b) they actually exist to a greater extent than in reality, and then takes it all to ridiculous levels by throwing in the "translator".

It's called hypocritical humor--fairly common in comedy.

[blackjack502]

@DawnOfDestructiion Ya, probably. But if you can't find the humor in it, you are definitely one of those women...most of the problem and probably a real joy to live with or a battery operated lover Go marry a Dyke and your life will be exactly what you deserve, pathetic

[Captainmaf]

Sounds like Strong Bad is talking like a Super Mutant.

[atlucas1]

Worthless product. Doesn't matter what she means; man's response is, "Make me a sandwich."

[drummerboyfromspace]

If only....

[patrickim27]

Default Celebrity Voice: GRIMLOCK

[maxdamagus]

What a pussy. He's a man, he doesn't need to know what she means, she can deal with it.

[DJFamou5]

I found it on ebay! :D

[redhed6971]

Simple, fracking hilarious!

[guykr10]

someones getting laid tonight.....

[9gibsonlespaul]

but will it blend?

[usbreaks]

she better dik my suk if imma stay home & watch tha tube.

[AJamesKB]

95 people sent $99.99 to Nomansland, AK

[demarrem]

't is precies gunter lamoot in e machineke :p

[sSector5]

lol i tried to buy it at the web site hahhaa

[FlushF00T]

Very clever❕👍

[krayzeejojo]

I'm glad Strong Bad is always there to clear the air while I'm on a date.

[Ectasy1233]

Useful stuff :D

[CrunchyCrystals]

Frankly, 700 dollars for a working manslater would probably be worth it.

[cafemm]

Fem logic chip FTW hahahahha

[Doctor11fication]

Is that the cookie monster??

[Dareigan]

Or women could....you know...not be complete conniving bitches and actually SAY what they mean. :D

[An0niempje]

@Dareigan That's cheaper, but less realistic.

I think this thing is worth every penny you pay for it.

[akimtisu]

@Dareigan only in our dreams...

[AlexanderStore]

Thats a Zoom H4N. :D

[speakingofsegways]

I call bullshit. There's no such thing as "femlogic".

[PuRo13mAiN]

Dude I should of got this befor I met my ex!

[403Err0r]

700 BUCKS??!!! This thing will save you millions in "Sorry I screwed up" gifts.

[causedhope]

Even if the guy knows what we're "actually" saying, would you really obey to our every word?

[xbjohnson]

shut up and take my money!

[kk360]

Sounds like cookie monster

[Auesis]

"ME READY 30 MINUTE" The way he said it made me piss myself laughing :'D

[TheLastHylianTitan]

the notebook sucks.

[serbianterrorist]

The link for this video almost ends with GTFO :D

[FromAngelsAbove]

That's Mundo

[1boxerman]

lol hard drive @ 1:25

[CoolDude1392]

ME WANT COFFEE!!!

[Azeratos]

Anyone notice that the Manslator is just a Tazer?

[CoolDude1392]

@Azeratos No. It's a real sound recorder. My producer has one for field recording.

[Psychochaos3]

Good to know Fallout Super Mutant has my back when I'm with my lady.

[ACFan120]

@Psychochaos3 I thought that was Strong Bad.

[Norikus1]

@ACFan120 Sounds more like Akuma from Street Fighter to me.

[Lawllerskate]

"YOU NO DO WHAT YOU WANT"

[999KingPin999]

hanky panky

[Enoyatta]

It's called sarcasm. Listen to the tone when they speak.

[gugo80]

Is this real?

[Emrekpelmu]

Me NOT fine!

[BloodSeeker117]

Can you buy this on eBay?

[IceTehFurz]

Fucking women aren't worth it.

[cummins245]

Ha!! A woman doing laundry.... that made my day..

[Vikanjr]

This actually made my day..

[HolyH4ndGrenade]

Yay, StumbleUpon. ;D

[iCripxD]

I Pity the fool who leaves the toilet seat up ! , best one ever !

[iCripxD]

I Pity the fool who leaves to toilet seat up ! , best one ever !

[zeratulsoulB]

>Mac

[TheManiacalengineer]

does the manslater voice sound like strong Bad? that is somehow appropriate

[levigolf1]

This is pretty much the only good video. The rest of this persons (or groups) videos is pseudo-pop culture slathered in Jesus.

[KyCavalier]

@levigolf1 Why? Because we live in a pop world and those people are no different than you, in many respects. That is the beauty of the videos and probably the message they are trying to portray; but, then they are Christians what do they know....

[nadineo1983]

i think it's funny.

i actually would like my husband to get one.

[RPR0001]

awesome lol xD

[araspaulius]

PWNT

[Michaeladar]

is that a super mutant from fallout 3? haha

[JaylenSky]

Cookie Monster?

[EmoSoliderVCL]

86 women don't like the thought that they no longer have a reason to be mad at their man.

[therealweejesus]

@EmoSoliderVCL I disliked this because I'm a woman, and according to this shit video, I communicate like a man.

Fuck you all, and go eat a dog dick.

[WillowDontGetIt]

@therealweejesus I'm a woman, and I find this video hysterical.

[therealweejesus]

@WillowDontGetIt Why, though?

[WillowDontGetIt]

@therealweejesus Because I find it funny. In some bits it's over-exaggerating, and in other parts it's completely right. I'm not gonna lie and say I've never told a boyfriend that it was okay to do something even though I didn't want him to do it, and then get all pissed at him for it. If you can't laugh at yourself, you've got no one to laugh at.

[therealweejesus]

@WillowDontGetIt But you're assuming that because you've been guilty of doing the "I say it's okay even though I don't think it is" thing that all women must be, and that irritates me.

When I say "Sure." I mean "Sure." When I say "No man, you need to stay home and help me sort out bills." I mean "Stay home, help me sort out bills."

I can definitely laugh at myself, and that is where the problem lies in this: I am nowhere in it; all I see are dumb stereotypes.

[WillowDontGetIt]

@therealweejesus I'm not assuming that. I never said that I did. You said that you were a woman, and that you disliked this video, and I said I'm a woman and I liked it BECAUSE I've done those things. I'm laughing at MYSELF, not the stereotype.

In any case, everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

[therealweejesus]

@WillowDontGetIt But you also said "If you can't laugh at yourself, you've got no one to laugh at." in response to my irritation at this video, which seems to be insinuating that I don't know how to laugh at myself. That's why I assumed you we're indirectly claiming that all women do these types of behaviours.

I live in a very sexist community, so much so that I can't escape it, and that's why sexist "humour" is a very 'Meh.' subject for me, to say the least.

[WillowDontGetIt]

@therealweejesus When I said that, I was referring to myself. It's one of my mottos, because I used to be really uptight and bratty. And I'm not saying that you are uptight and bratty, I'm just saying that I used to be.

And I grew up in a very sexist home. I would come home with homework, and would be told, "Oh well. You've got housework to do." I still find some sexist jokes humorous.

All this conversation has done is make us realize that we have different senses of humor.

[therealweejesus]

@WillowDontGetIt Well, I'm not necessarily talking about my home life (Which was still sexist), I'm talking more about the entire community. I was raped and molested when I was 10 with no chance of justice, which stripped me of having a childhood, and since then I've been very in tune to social injustices, not just sexism.

I would just like to feel like I'm not the only person out there who wants serious freedom of expression for humanity. No more stereotypes...

[DOTCurrency]

@therealweejesus problem?

[therealweejesus]

@DOTCurrency Most definitely.

I'm tired of being surrounded by either bumbling idiots with dominance issues (Men) and insecure ninnies who speak a language inside of a language. (Women)

This video is basically reminding me of why I'm fed up with the human race.

I'm going to become a hermit.

[BasicEvil18]

"Oh, honey! Isn't that necklace pretty?" = "YOU BUY THIS NOW!"

[zKATRYNz]

. . .The cookie monsters a manslater?

[MrUnatural]

i need it

[TheReaperInLT]

ME NEED THIS

[APFC95]

ME NEED THAT!!!

[kingkirby7714]

Oh, I get it. Men and women are different. So hilarious...

[stairway2000]

why would i want advice from the cookie monster?!

[elwood180]

That's what she gets for dating a faggot.

[IblameGODforThis]

Must.... Have! *__*