Xbox360 Game review - Schizoid - Blunty Reviews!

[MinusGame]

I have a Schizoid personality disorder.

[ShamanzSanctum]

sorry guys, i may have been the one to have slept with the AI's wife, sorry about that,,,,,,,,,,

[IggyHazard]

You said "explody!" You're ripping off Jhonen Vasquez! XD Just kidding. Jhonen Vasquez and James Rolfe have used and/or created so many cultural memes that it's impossible for any culturally-literate person to not use one or more of those memes consciously and/or subconsciously. Anyway, something about this game reminds me of Sub-Terrania. Also, the ships look like nanomechs and the enemies look like microorganisms. The orange/blue motif is visually pleasing.

[blanks138]

Are you the same guy who does the review with extreme predjudice videos or are all Australians this goddamn funny?

[troy1002x]

Coordinated kamikaze players are recommended to play this game as long as they're still alive.

[masterowl123]

I think the AI on the other ship is pretty good, is it that or are you just making jokes?

[RRabbit363]

You said vomit, its a ripoff! (SRSLY!!!)

[nellyjake1]

looks fun

[GuitarLegend327]

Wboa he looks like Robert Downey jr.

[nephildevil]

teamwork and no guns?

fuck that

[SuperGamerMaster14]

cool!

[eletronicguru]

That looks like a reallly advanced version of PacMan!

[LIONCLOUD42]

Its Not Its FreakisLy Hard Or I Freakishly Suck

[onetwofun]

it looks challenging for single player ;o

[deneco4]

hey blunty, just resubscribed. Missed ya buddy!

[soccerpro110593]

me n ma cousin owned multiplayer on this game we didnt die once!!!! the last time i checked we were 20 and 21 in the world if u dont believe me check out the rankings...our names are wizman1992 and soccerpro1993

[TheHillsHaveEyeBrows]

i love the whole avgn rip off fanboyism, game reviewers have been around years before the avgn, in magazines, channels and on youtube, honestly comparing someone who genuinly wants to put across good points about a game to someone who shouts obscenities at a game every five seconds is slightly absurd

[chrismcclellan2003]

nrever mind bad thought

[chrismcclellan2003]

so it is kinda of like a advanced form of pacman

[jchri132]

thats what i thort

[addersdream]

Nice review, partner. Your video review was thorough enough to convince me that i would hate this game. So, what did i do? I bought it of course. The single player of this game is absolute garbage. PLaying with the computer as your teammate is pointless. I think this game may actually be worth playing if anyone on xbox live were playing it.

[RyanDrummond123]

AVGN ripp off3000

[Blunty3000]

Oh please, our respective styles of review and commentary aren't even close. Mine aren't heavily scripted skits for a start, I do current games, and his "shtick" is vulgarity and shit-jokes, where I just give my honest opinion on the game. I enjoy AVGN but you calling my stuff a "ripp off" (by the way, "rip" only has one P genius) is just absurd.

[RyanDrummond123]

AVGN reviews games and so do you since he came first your a rip off!!

[Blunty3000]

Okay Ryan, whatever, it's obvious you're just trolling (poorly) so enjoy being blocked.

[IggyHazard]

@Blunty3000 That Ryan person might have been trying to be sarcastic. He should have put "sarcasm" in parentheses. I know this is two years after the fact, but I don't consider myself a slave to the 4th dimension.

[Petrify666]

Wow you're pretty stupid.

[dannes22]

How is he stupid, honestly dont just fucking say "stupid" its just annoying atleast elleberate why u think it or ur just making a pointless comment and have no friends. ye.. this was pointless 2.. break out of da circle?

[0Krusnik0]

Not to mention he bothers to create a character >.>

[IggyHazard]

@Blunty3000 Some people assume that anyone who reviews games is trying to rip off the Nerd. And yet, there were avant garde game enthusiasts who were reviewing (or analyzing) games years before James Rolfe first reviewed 'Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde' when he was in college in 2004. JR isn't the type of person who would discourage others from doing this thing which we love. It's too bad so many fanboyeez don't understand that.

[DasKomet]

if this is true (its not) why are you watching Blunty and not AVGN? answer? you are a terrible excuse for a troll

[poiuyrvsdg]

is it me or were you playing with a ps3 sixaxis controller? it looks like it because of the shape and the color but i must be wrong....

[yootubenewb]

That's the black Xbox 360 controller that comes with the Xbox 360 Elite, or you can buy one.

[darkkarr0t]

I love when you say expoldie death! I laughed each time! you should make a remix of you saying that

[haavar10]

review WoW:D (world of warcraft):D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:­D

[ar4yyyy]

I could do that....

[DangerasTM]

sucks so much doesnt deserve to be reveiwed

[haavar10]

SHUT UP HAVE U EVEN TRIED WoW!?! OK SO SHUT UP!!!!....(whenever someone says bad thing about wow i lose control over myself)

[PreDator090]

.....Thats just ......weird. =/.

[GigaBoost]

fucking fanboy

[DangerasTM]

prepare to lose more control it sucks and yes played it and its a kill fetch and carry game with no story and lame graphics

[dragonzsnobben]

All this talk about wow.. man get over it, the good days of wow is over.

[avery1555]

looks like crimsonland if you ask me

[brettgoudy]

basically geometry wars rem

[brettgoudy]

sorry commented before the vid ended, but looks fun similar to g wars looks pretty fun might have to try it out

[andysusa]

looks like semen.

[grilzzybear123]

or if you one of thos ppl with head sets that cant make the third word you say a swear word or a rachal sluar then the ai can play it lolololol

[thehuffy]

have you bought the full game or just downloaded the trail

[Bigpapapratt]

This is how every video review should be done. Bravo.

[ROBwithaB]

NOT %*#$ SPAM.

Tried to watch this video but it said "We're sorry, this video is no longer avaialbe."

Everything else in YT downloads fine, but I haven't been able to watch a video for about a week. Obviously other people aren't having the same problem.

Is it security settings? (Haven't changed anything on my settings, though.) YT "Help" sucks.

Does anyone know the cure for this? Please help.

Thanks

[Entharion]

try resetting your modem, and try disabling all plugins but flash, updating your flash player may also yield results.

[ledlightningonxbox36]

why do you have a white batterie with a black controller

[slamt07]

it looks like a big oreo

[kitdude21]

geometry wars sorry

[kitdude21]

so it;s galaxy wars again?

[randomshiters]

you should play better gaes like cod4 and oblivion lol

[legodude666]

you should play Rez HD, i think you would take a liking to it.

[Zengx]

I wish I had an 360! hey blunty, can I have yours?

[ic34914]

online name is celieus

[LarryArtFx]

What's your gamertag blunty, and do you have gta:iv? i want to vs you

[Crakp0t]

People still play GTA4? I'm actually surprised because everyone of my online and real friends returned it.

[captainobvious49]

lol i took mime back yesterday

[merrsshee]

Why?

[otakuploader]

Horrible explodey death! AHAHAHAHAH! ..

I'm too cheap to buy the game.

...

And, well, I'll stick with games I don't suck at, that require little teamwork or thinking. Though... it's shiny... The game looks... cool........!!!

Anyway.

Good review, Blunty.

[Nicsho]

Great review! You should do some boring game like hot shots golf next!

[ahsayuninew]

Hey Nate, are you going to get a ps3 in the near future? Just curious

[Blunty3000]

already have one.

[ahsayuninew]

Oh, I didn't get that impression. Do you play it often? Excited for littlebigplanet? Or is it just pretty much your bluray player?

[ic34914]

hey blunty if u play ps3 games online my name in celieus u can add me if u want i only have call of duty 4 and unreal turnement for online games also wats yor online name

ps: do u like ninja gaiden 2 or god of war better i like both but god of war is more grusem in my oppinion i do not have a xbox 360 wet but i want to buy one

[billodahill]

well i can control both at the same time but im not good enough to pay attention to both ships at the same time so i die quickly

[cooljz01]

its fucking packman;...

[Blunty3000]

No, 1. it's spelled "pacman" and 2. just because it's a top down maze doesn't make it the same game. Play it and you'll see. 3. even if it DID play like pacman (it doesn't) that wold be okay because pacman is an awesome game.

[masterowl123]

@cooljz01 Funny, because one of the levels is called "wakka wakka" or something like that

[apocolipse360]

explody death ololololololo

[pRaIrVkEoRur]

how many gamerpoints is it?

[Mort432]

WOO! Explodey Death!!! WOOT!

[swany666]

dude please do more reveiws becuase i almost agree with everything you say so i can releate with you....with out that sounding strange :)

so yeah

cya

[themanwhoknew]

You could've explained this in three words:

More modern pacman

[Jinks555]

that would have been terribly boring

[uhmidksoya]

3:18

Wakka-Wakka

[punkafy]

I like the reviews, keep up the good work man.

[Regna48]

That looks like a fun game.

[SHITINTHEMOUTH]

moheb

[RobL2008]

have you reviewed the Ironman game?... although thats a silly question, if you had, i would imagine you'd slap it on the Tube, anyway =S anyhoo: iv seen a video of PSP gameplay, and it looks almost perfect... i might get it if there's enough free roaming in the levels... cos i like games with large environments...

which brings me to this game! it looks too... old, i guess =S it could pass for a Megadrive game if it wasnt for the smoothness. i dont have an Xbox360, and i've run out of comment...

[Blunty3000]

Iron man; Looks nice, plays a bit rubbish, a little repetitive and awkward controls.

[RobL2008]

good man (Y)

one day: there'll be a movie computer game thats as good as the movie it comes from!

[amyw423]

"Explodey death". I love it.

Are the things chasing you scorpions? Yikes!

[Blunty3000]

They are certainly scorpion like, yeah

[Mituhori]

Don't hate CoD 4. :p

[cpuwizard9225]

Yep, TubeCaan, if this game ain't real then that means that Space Invaders, Combat,

Pac Man, Galaga etc. aren't real either. And it looks like a great little game at that. Small, simple, and fun with friends = perfect. BTW I don't see why everybody knocks on Halo. So what if all the 12 year olds yell about how great it is. At the end of the day, its a solid, well built fps with a good story and tons of memorable moments, just like any other good game worthy of attention.

[F4talZephyr]

No its not a bad game, but COD 4 is better. that was the point i was trying to make.

[cheatman23]

nice review but im just not into those types of games

[troy5690]

Blunty. This might seem prudish, but are you aware there is an add for Pole Dancing Lessons at the base of this review and do you think that is appropriate considering the demagraphic that would be watching and searching out game reviews?

Would be interested to here your thoughts.

[Blunty3000]

pole dancing is not stripping, it's just a god way for women to keep fit and have fun. I don't see anything inappropriate about the activity. The average age of a gamer is 30-odd by the way, what demographic were you thinking of?

[troy5690]

Im thinking that young folk would be searching out and watching game reviews. I agree that pole dancing is not stripping but still think it is closely related to the "exotic dance". Empowering women is a fantastic thing and if pole dancing delivers this I think that is super. I just question the suitabilty of the add in relation to the video content.

[F4talZephyr]

I have no idea why its so popular (mabey its all the mony Bungie but into advertising), i mean, its by no means a bad game, but its not a great one either. All you do is kill people and wait for somebody to spawn behind you and kill you. Not that much strategy. At least in COD 4 if your good enough you can survive a whole match and never die.

[meex45]

you can do that and more in halo

[TubeCaan]

Review some real games instead

[F4talZephyr]

Shut up this is a real game you retard. These Classic gameing styles are just as real as COD 4 or Halo. Just these games are a much harder and require greater skill, which i enjoy in a game. So if your gonna post useless hatefull comments do us all a favor and keep it to yourself.

[TubeCaan]

Sure :D What ever you say m8, haha, just as real as halo, yeah right ;)

[F4talZephyr]

Yeah but halo sucks donkey ballz to this mac. But COD 4 is the shit!

[TubeCaan]

So...one of the most played xbox games sucks. hmm. okay ;)

[Shadow0089]

Nice Review ... Man your videos are simply the best there is on youtube in my opinion.

[Justinfh2point0]

The only other games that I've ever played that had no guns were the Super Mario Brothers games and Fatal Frame.

[ultrastupido]

This may be the only xBox game that has no violence.

...Then again, I've only seen one, which is this.

[b1ngnx33]

Ramming into the target isn't violent?

wow. You must plav eve-online. They banned that tactic. You can't ram anything.

[avengedchaos]

i have a gears of war xbox, controller and hardrive and it looks pretty awesome i also have the first gears limted edition, so when gears 2 comes out, il get the limted edition how cool will it all look

[Mistress0fyaoi]

this looks kinda cool, but i never really got into to xbox, i'll stick to 'both' my nintendo and playstation ^^ playstation for my rp games and nintenxdo for the child like fun ^^

[b4revenge]

same here i have only ever got playstation stuff and i dont think i am going to change. the online may not be the best and some places overpriced but i can trust them . i do like the 360 alot tho i am not one of those people that just complains saying their console is the beeter one. they are very equal

[idesofmars]

just out of curiosity, how are you playing xbox live with a ps3 controller?

[flippingmex]

It's a black Xbox360 controller.

Usually comes with the XboxElite Package.(Black Console and Remotes+HDMI Cords etc etc)

[Vocroth]

MGS4

Nuff said.

[supervillan]

there is a wizbang shooty fun game on the live arcade i downloaded the demo had much fun as it was classic shoot every thing while trying to collect a good score and power ups i will probably send you a message with the name.

[62441992]

It's a shame that the online community of XBOX LIVE games usually dies after a few months, if I hadn't just spent all my money on The Orange Box and No More Heroes I'd get this. Does it cost 400 MSPoints, 800 points or something else?

[yohnazo]

Hehe, that look fun, and the Neon Glow is really cool ^^!

[AdobeExcel]

HAHA blunty your sarcasm is simply hillarious!

[markitymark]

i like how you say nuts. go nutzz.

[StoryFromTheStars]

For some reason I hear Rush in the background...do my ears decieve me?

Anyway, awesome review, sounds like cun.

[hj319]

horrible explodey death....I want a t-shirt of that phrase.....don't make me make one...

[Mituhori]

try out call of duty 4. :)

my gamer tag: mituhori

ps. blunty, make a review u newb (bout call of duty 4)

[Blunty3000]

Sorry, just don't care about yet another COD game. *yawn*

[dannes22]

(5 months ago) Yes you did it 5 months ago but i dont CARE

i agree Cod games suck. to many games.. maybe modern warfare ( first post i found bout cod lolz)

[DerivedDesert]

I don't think so fanboy.

[kirkham91]

nice review there

[cellmate89]

damn that's trippy as.

too bad i dont have an xbox

[paperback333]

Why did you hold up a PS3 controller when talking about an xbox360 game O.o

[chris1280]

Its a black controllers. Not a bloody ps3 pad.

[paperback333]

whoops, didn't notice :P

[bigmac2514]

X360 elites have BLACK controllers

-_-

[paperback333]

Yeah, I know?

I just didn't see that it was an xbox controller, it looked like a PS3 one from that angle

[Prime1153]

The electrically explosion death effect is awesome.

[Kegozen]

I'd love to know who/how you made that beginning little logo Blunty.

[Blunty3000]

Livetype.

[schwartzedesign]

looks like sperm

[Rockburns123]

lol

[steigerlicious]

Dude, I totally slept with the Red Ship's wife. There was a lot of 'electric neon confetti' involved in the love-making.

[sh4pesh1fter]

i thought it was gonna be another geometry wars vid..

is it by any chance gonna be released for ds :?

[Bloodpoweredchainsaw]

Blunty do you give out our gamertag or no?

Never really looked or asked.

[zooomm]

nice touch with gotham city :D

A okay!

[WiiSuper123SmashU]

Somebody has to be the brains? what a confusing game.

[B4mB4mUK]

Horrible explody death :o

[VortexNeurofunk]

famous Dj Carl Cox mixes music with 3 decks and i remember in an old OPSM(Official Playstation Magazine) he was said to be able to play the PS with 2 controllers.. so :P

there you go Nate :P stick that in ur blunty and smoke it lmao :D WOOT i proved blunty wrong NER NER NA NER NER lol

[IdarkphoenixI]

Blunty reviews has an into this time round eh? gaining some class now Mr.3000

[striderUK360]

its not a ps2 controller-_- its an xbox 360 elite controller......yes they actually make them in different colours ZOMGWTFBBQ!

[MitchTime]

yeah true, pause at 1:07 ad you can see all the different colored buttons and the position of the thumbsticks.

anyway great video, i would purchase this game if it were 400 ms points... is it? ill check it out.

[DaredBlackHawk]

uh isnt that a ps3 controller?

also do you play on xbox live? and if you do

whats your gamertag lol probably blunty3000?

[Blunty3000]

Why do people keep asking that? no it's not. just because it's black doesn't make it a ps3 accessory. *rolleyes* It's the Black controller that comes with the xbox360 elite console, also black.

[mynameisethan182]

its racism i tell you..

[Blunty3000]

ROFLOL! nice.

[serfox1]

I don't have an xbox but I genuinly enjoyed this video. 5* ^^

[HiM321123]

Dude your using a ps2 controller

[Blunty3000]

uuh, no.

[EyesOnMeStudios]

What a Horrible Explody death! u used tht phrase so much! Cool phrase though!

btw ur reviews are way better than pretty much every one elses because you put it more from a gamers view and not from some nerd who is told wht 2 say!?!

Good one Blunty! also btw DO SPEAK NO EVIL withh steve and dave!

[frozensage]

i love how u say "PROVE ME WRONG, I DARE YOU" and of coarse "horrible explodie death" i wish i could double subscribe :P

[EnchantinFlower]

o(^-^)o

[mattcolt]

wow u got xbox live. cool what other games you got? why not do a vedio of them. why dont i change my name to surgestion boy

[darkshadowscene]

wow that intro was bomb!

[dylanm6]

it looks hella like geometry wars

[Sye909]

Why do both ships look blue =S ?

I thought one was supposed to be red

[PimpDaddy000007]

Too bad for console gamers that you can't type out a message so other people don't have to listen, right?

[mattcolt]

yeah we can! we can also go into privert chat with a friend so only you too can hear each other. its way better than pc gaming.

[piranhaboy5000]

i remember when this was a small internet flash game

[philipnewmannz]

Good work blunty :)

[DirectorEcchi7]

This reminds me so much of Geometry Wars and I loved that game so this is definately something that i'm gonna check out.

[boundless1986]

im not an xbox player hoever this looks like one I would play

[purplecharger88]

Great stuff. Looks like a fun game and I just might have to try it out.

[madhatter996]

This game looks really fun.

[lilhagan]

Wait Ive added you to XBL NMA JHAGAN1 :) Awsome Review!

[Marlon1416]

Can i have your gamertag,lol.

[disasterpastor45]

ROTFLMFAO in a horrible explody DEATH!!!!!

[aivarasltu]

every game needs team work. sadly som of them dont even nou enything about it or how to do that everyones keeps going for him self

[chris12393mylo12392]

no no no no no this is a hella good game but blunty iv bin bitching for a while about halo and still havnt don it or you never right me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[TheOriginalBoman]

Of course the computer player wants to make you lose. The computer is also playing as the enemies, meaning its an easy win for the comp! It's a conspiracy, a conspiracy i say!

[TheDeadGentleman]

Looks cool for a few hrs or so.

[OriginalityEatsYou]

What's your gamer tag, Blunty? Or are you willing to reveal that to potential idiots on the internet?

[Avernious]

DS owners have been doing such things for a while. A great example of this "The World Ends With You". A SquareEnix game that is very fun and has a great style. Also I've personally found Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles to be most fun playing with 2 Wii-Motes. A "Dual Wield" if you will. It is excellent. Peace.

[Indead]

Cookie and Cream had similar gameplay, in the fact that you could control both characters with the same controller by using the joysticks.

Audiosurf also has the option to play with two ships, it's really fun trying to control both.

[IAbortionsTickleI]

Pretty cool, I might get it. It'll be hard not to yell racial slurs if my wingman is an idiot though.

[Stardomproductions]

I played it not keen seems realy easy to me :s i tryed the demo

[YOSUP315]

So, I've noticed that you've reviewed like three games now that make you feel high. (Tap Tap, Pop, and Schizoid.) Is that on purpose?

[YOSUP315]

Looks like another trippy game like Pop and Tap Tap. Sweat.

[darkof]

Boring!

What good is it if I can't shoot things?

Isn't t