dane cook drowning sucks

[FadelessCandy]

OH MY GOSH!! TIMMY!!!! DONT FLOAT OBOVE WENE I'M DYING IN THE ABYSS!!..... Float away from me...Just float away from me...

[wegotthecup11]

55 people invented steam

[Madd15xox]

totally sang along at the beginning(:

[MrFunnyppl]

oodles and noodles

[firestarfan737]

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!

[wjrshepherd10]

GIT BACK IN THA FIREY WATER!!!!!

[pivotgeek77]

thumbs up if you touched the screen at 1:43

[eileenmarie89]

whats the name of the song at the end?

[Roxxi51]

@eileenmarie89 because of you by nickelback

[Hollywood15Undead]

OH MY GOSH TIMMY!!! DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN I AM DYING IN THE ABYSS!!!

[ghost3987]

nice



[that1guy237]

he big stick figure of course is black i see how it is

[llerret128]

Dane Cook is awesome, but honestly, this video sucks.

[HopeLess1212]

"...or youre cookin up some crack"

[FletcherDOA]

JESUS CHRIST TIMMY! Do not float above me when I am dying in the abyss!!

[darkninja1235]

hmmmmmm what the HELL daffy duck is a duck!

[Redstarluv]

Rolling

On the

Floor

Laughing!

[jmrules1]

@NSwisher1572 The song at the end is Because of You by Nickelback. I don't know the one in the beginnning.

[merhawi567]

@jmrules1 The song at the beginning is The American Rejects- Move Along

[titans091052]

A tip for bluefireproductions, don't give away the jokes before Dane says them. Example: look at 1:27 that would be better placed after or right as Dane says the line. You beat him to his lines by a few seconds a bunch of times, and that killed it for me a little bit

[visualvexation]

that is offically the best element ever, FIREY WATER!

[jonnywhite14]

iv'e actually been fully engulfed in fire it is hot as hell

[TheRandomamp]

STAY IN THE FIERY WATER!!!!

-Oh Dane Cook~

[thepadres89]

whats the name of he song in the end???

[Aqworlds68]

my baby cuz did that and he farted on my other cuzs face lol

[EliteAssassin8]

holy hell wuts the song at the end?

[MissDancingllama]

thats right.. float away.. 

[crazyword22]

what is the name of the last song

[RoseGirl1192]

@crazyword22 Because of You by Nickelback

[fliipsid3]

daffy duff raft, but its a turtle lol

[ashnicoleful]

lol u know whats hysterical my best friends name is timmy and hes just like this no wonder why he told me to watch this crap lolz

[SeetherSickness]

lmfao...get back in the fiery water... hehe, and stupid little timmy in the burning house...roflmfao!!

[texmarcjosh]

@xboxiZPRO because of you - nickelback

[daniellenicole131]

do NOT float above me when i'm dying in the abyss!!!!!!

[mylesmesser0]

You dont need an intro for a dane cook video with music.

[23dawngb]

omfg!!!!!!! all american rejects is my favorite band ever!!!!!!!!!! but yeah dane cook is amazing!! lol

[DaKurllz]

cookin up some crack!!

[gamer038]

(with the oil on the pool) they do that in the mariens to train you

[schlockFX]

@gamer038 how do they get out?

[tylermed1]

@gamer038 no they do not and learn how to spell it

[SeetherSickness]

@tylermed1 well, we all know for a fact a big dude does NOT punch him in the face and tells him to 'STAY IN THE FIERY WATER!!!'

[spiderman13913]

love the songs but way to long of a beginig!!!! 30 seconds!!!

[weerd2normal]

it sucks when 100 punds of best friend on your shoulders is holding you under! good times

[KanameAlucard1VK1HS]

I fucking love Dane Cook's vocabulary!!!

[brutecheiftian]

lolz



[XxUndefinedBeautyxXx]

what's the song at the end?

[supertones22]

@XxUndefinedBeautyxXx That would be Nickelback - Because of You

[kapman244]

it is hot being coverd in fire im a stunt man

[dragonblood12]

if u listen hard enuf when u hear him say "has anyone here ever been engulfed in fire" you hear a chick go "yes"

[gamer5274]

lol fail it's a freaking turtle

[tekerze]

since when is daffy duck, a turtle?!

[DISHONESTGAMERZ]

Give credits at the end fuck  waiting 30 seconds to watch your video

[ExTeRmInAtOr56]

Float away from me!, float away

[iFunnSized]

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!!!......lol

[wtfomgstudios]

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!

[DoMlNaTioN]

your pictures and the intro /closing songs ruined it.

[linkgh]

OOOOO AHHHHHHHH WHOAAAAAAAAAA That kills!!

[MUNDOM316]

omg dane cook sucks

[ExTeRmInAtOr56]

who ever invented steam sux!!!, LMFAO

[8WolfNecklace8]

@DaveyTheDark

that first one was by all american rejects, and the one at the end is called Because of You by Nickelback

[DaveyTheDark]

what were those 2 songs?

[PunkRockStarFilms]

@DaveyTheDark

the first song is dirty little secret

[MauveKittensMittens]

move along is the first one

[FieldHockeyBabe31]

Move along- All american rejects && i don't know the last one

[Aluthy2013]

your son almost drown me with his daffy duck raft john! float away ! float away from me! lol ha ha ha so funny!

[KaliLaFay989]

GET BACK IN THE FIERY WATER!!!

[pirokochnaaa]

Fuuny!!

[TheZombiesExist]

oodles of noodles.... haha

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!

[shantiara12]

Cover up that hole with some fire xD

[matrixruler]

Poor animations sadly

[hollistergrl231]

HAHAHAHA. There is a Timmy in every pool(: I hate those timmys..

[KelseyCullen6696]

Damnit Timmy!!!

[insane89brain]

that happened to me. we had this water walker thing on our pool. if was basiclly big heavy mats somehow floating in the pool. I fell off of it and i went under by accident. it was terrifying

[lightningstar25]

its off

[forgottentilldeath]

daffy duck is a turtle?...

[crazydonut315]

@forgottentilldeath not a turtle a duck

[kapman244]

@forgottentilldeath i know odd

[TheOnehit1der]

@forgottentilldeath where did u get a turtle from?

[SpottedHyenaStudios]

@forgottentilldeath i thought he was a panda :O

[TheAnarchyboy666]

TIMMY!

[GOLDENxROSE]

whats the song at the end!!? luv the vid!!!

[warhawk1995]

GET BACK IN THE FIERY WATER!

[BRENDON646]

its by the All American Rejects!!!!

i think its Move Along - All American Rejects

[Bsraoroakhlyn247]

@BRENDON646

yesh it is Move Along :)

[EmilyDeHrtBrkn]

What's the song called at the end? By Nickelback?

[V3ronic412]

Whats That Song CaLLED?

[rscody]

dont watch it then

[spyrorox879]

why would five year olds watch thish theres bad language retard

[MetalGearGander]

It dosen't make anything adult if you say fuck or shit. oh and you spelled this wrong. You also forgot an apostophe, and a question mark at teh end. Retard.

[NBADR]

hey they changed how they spelled the word THE by the way. it's the now no teh.

[MetalGearGander]

Sorry for making a single mistake (he pretty much took a shit on grammar.). You forgot a comma after "Hey" by the way. Also, can you please get me a translator to figure out the phrase,"it's the now no teh."?

[BonkuriTokio112]

How old are you?

[MetalGearGander]

15. I don't see why it matters.

[oihet]

i think its called somethin like move along

[ChaceCoy]

What's the song at the end of the video?

[liammchart55]

i know the song just not the name

[MitchellMalice2]

Change this gay ass song

[Sundered17]

OMFG! That drowning thing so happened to me! I was in the pool and my mom was lying on a float, and I got stuck under it! It was terrifying. Oh man, didn't know that sort of thing is common...

[pedro052299]

LOL get back in the fiery water!

[sharpshootermatthew]

know god

[nightmoon11]

i can understand this on several accounts, the funnniest one resulted from a flip of who could do the most highspeed flips consecutively without stopping in the water, second place was 3, i had like 50+, problem is that took about a minute of flipping to do, so i already had to hold my breath for a minute, but when i was done i was so dizzy and confused i couldnt tell which way was up, i couldnt tell the diff between the water and air so i was flailing around, and almost beat a kid

[xshellybeanx]

u shuda drawn a map for him u fuckin think for ur selfer lmao !!! genius

[xshellybeanx]

this guy puts the fun in funny lmao

[CantLetTheAngelsDown]

keep em coming. funny

[boy121897]

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[pivotmasters141]

i would let dane anus rape anytime... or i would anus rape him 8DDD

[sprees101]

thats just akward.

[wfeawe247]

wat kind of dafy duck raft was that? looked like some kind of dino....

[Bamawaii]

gotta be hot so hot!

[dericjeter2]

do not float above me when i'm dying in the abyse

[dthom6814]

float away, just float away  LOL

[narutoninja9494]

whats the end song?

[guitarbishop27]

Because of you by Nickelback

[tycoonmusicluver]

whats the song at the end?

[love24167]

jeesus crist timmy.....

[jazzygirlbest]

that would be a awesome prank if ur friend wouldn't die lmao

[sarkov101]

props to BFP.

Actually, drowning is not so bad a death - all the pain goes away when you take the first 'breath' of water.

[Opan7]

have you drowned before? lol

[sarkov101]

I heard on the radio, a guy who almost drowned in a pool and was resuscitated. He said his last thought before passing out was "wow, you can breathe water!"

There's also a chapter in "The Perfect Storm" about what it feels like to drown.

Hey, we've all got to go sometime and some way.

[marshmellow193]

oh thanks for sharing your experience with us about dying underwater.....

[NnysSexyAssistant]

GET BACK IN THE FIERY WATER!!! XD

LOL

[rscody]

please remove comments that insult it's bad

[XxCupcak3xX]

lmfao

*GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!!!* animations not great, but better than i could do, so props to you :)

[hatianeqqqe]

Hey everyone dont make fun of him becuase its appreantly not good enough to match ur high standards, before you say someone else sucks, try and see if you can make your own animation video.

[breadeoneq]

wow all you people swearing at him are assholes

[ShOrTsTaCk16775]

stup up BE NICE JERK

[SavageHunter64]

The song is fine and the aNIMations (nice misspell, ass hat) or mediocre, and he said they were ugly already. You dont have to be a righteous cock about it. You need to shut the fuck up, enjoy the video, or go get slowly decapitated.

[LinkinParkFan654]

fag whyd you watch it

[Yurian903]

cover that hole with some fiya!

[lightninggrrl95]

youre animations suck, but Dane's funny.

[XBrownieboy75x]

when you really think of it this SUCKS

[thematrix9852]

FUCK U SKIP TO 0:20

[dude1b23]

lol get back in the firy water

[firestar4eva]

lol

GET BAC IN THE FIREY WATER!!!!

XDDDD

[verolacrazy]

wats that song in the end

[KyoushuAbunai]

0:29 skip the annoying beginning straight to the good stuff

[lilkimntrey]

I know why would u waist 20 seconds on a song

[MrLipLiPWNS]

whys everybody gotta put music for the 20 seconds there not showing what the video is about

[mountaindew12711271]

sounds like nickel back

[Cowgirl4christ1]

wat is the end song?

[MichelleOficial]

i wanna know 2 it fucking rox!!!

[rox81000]

you said my name rox lol

[abcstudioproductions]

Nickelback - Because Of You

[MichelleOficial]

THANK YOU U ROCK!

[redflame183]

i wanna know too

[loverboyz901]

i dont know what idiot name Dane the worst comic ever, but they are wrong!!!!

[bethchillin2k7]

islespatrick you fail

[loverboyz901]

your son tried to murder me in you pool john rolf!!!

[pooppoppooppop1]

dane cook is the best comedian besides jeff dunham and russell peters

[happyhippos34323]

george carlin

[islespatrick]

i hope dane cook fails at comedy no wait he has failed at comedy

[jkkphoto]

what is with that lame emo music intro?

[SaberBlue26]

What is the ending song? I like it!

[StupidStuntsByGreg94]

because of you by nickelback (amazing live =D)

[dragonslover]

Someone doesn't know how to edit the length of the pictures.

God Dane Cook is hilarious though...

[Coastergeekperson04]

Get into the firey water!

[kdwh1]

1:46 that's a good one... Lol...

[cheap2stuff]

that sucked...not the joke but the video

[ShawnIsOwnage]

yea they sucked ass animating it

[DoubtOn]

the song at the end is called "Because of You" by Nickelback, by the way....

[Stephy97101]

haha

[ajcrew2]

Oh i forgot.......

Float away timmy just float away.

[ajcrew2]

Omg that is hilarious firey water like who could imagine that!!!!!! nice vid and luv stick figures man dane cook is hilarious!

[XxCupcak3xX]

lmfao gotta love dane cook!! (|hes pretty damn cute too)

[chippewie]

screw u timmy and who ever made this vide put get me out OFF HERE NOT OF

[footballdad4]

its ABYSS jackass

[dogy871]

the pictures look fine

[Z4QQQ1]

new tour was insane

[dizzyrae]

wht is tha song at tha end?

[hinaandnaru4eva]

what's the last song called?

GET BACK IN THE FIERY WATER.