The Osbournes 1x03 - For the Record - Part 2/2

[hereismimi]

Kelly's birthday party was planned by Michele Fox Gott at Center of Attention Events. What a cool party. She also planned Sharon and Ozzy's Wedding.

[Alos21]

Ozzy wtf were you doing with that cheap ass negro ???

[SerenityCrysweet]

Ozzys the perfect farther in my books

[joseluissatan]

Thanks Comedygold!224!

[dzjxdzjx]

is it just me or is there always a bunch of random people in their house every episode...

[blehface3000]

how the fuck do you feed a tree? hahaha

[ScottScott12345]

How the fuck do you feed a tree?

LOL.

[xoanytzalee]

Ozzy loves those striped addidas pants!

[KolesMen11]

1:00 Did he just kissed with his daughter? o_o

[theeonionbagel]

@KolesMen11 dude...u know parents kiss their kdis right?

[KolesMen11]

@theeonionbagel

Sure, but I never knew that parents kiss thier kids in the lips. (sorry for my bad English).

[SamsonOff7]

@theeonionbagel His parents never kissd em, or showed him any kind of love.

[TheShakiebreaks]

put a ham sandwich by the tree XD

[ozzyfan200tume]

i am 100%ozzy fan

[Hulk2k6]

Quality is so clean, Are these ripped straight from the Season DVDs?

[comedygold224]

@Hulk2k6 I guess.. I downloaded them myself

[blehface3000]

@comedygold224 hahaha

[SkidRowAXL]

"You need to call robert"........"Robert Trujillo"? LOL u wouldnt get that unless you are a real ozzy fan! (thats his bassist that played on down to earth)

[metalgta4xcon]

Woah!! is that Liam Neeson at 5:24??

[VampFreakB4Twilight]

Kelly is HOT she lost a lot of weight now but still here she's a hottie ;) and i'm a girl lol

[do4mbumgdwqw]

@VampFreakB4Twilight good for you

[AlwaysYourRose]

'She thinks you're a very stupid person.'

'Well I know that already, I don't need a tattoo to tell me that.'

BAAHAHAHAHAHHA.

[ireallilovekittens]

kelly is soo cute!!

[JunkieFame]

@ireallilovekittens SSSSSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[outtacontrol24]

id bang kelly

[stuckinabottleofbeer]

7:33 whaiwhaiwhai?

[girl123interrupted]

"your not going to say anything to mum" ... "I have to" hahahahahahhah

[girl123interrupted]

I thought Jack's overtly attempts to get himself into trouble at camp was really annoying!

[PirateXoXGirl]

ozzy has a total of 15 tattoos covering his body.... kelly has one the size of a pinky nail

[hillena]

@PirateXoXGirl are u 4 real?, she is covered in tattoos!!!!!!!

[PirateXoXGirl]

@hillena i just meant in the episode. ozzy was making a big deal out of her getting a tiny tattoo yet he's covered in them.

[toliveandroamfree]

Lol. 'It's like a fun-loving, hippie cult!' Poor baby, it sounds horrible. Love. This. Show.

[CurtisAlfeld]

I love how Ozzy is lecturing his daughter about getting a tattoo when he's covered in em. My dad does the same thing. That's why I have to wait 3 more years before I can have a tattoo.

[dan11009]

@CurtisAlfeld i dont think the tattoo stores can legally do it on someone under 18

[CurtisAlfeld]

@dan11009

it depends on your state. here in PA you dont

[dan11009]

@CurtisAlfeld we have laws here in europe aswel

[brucekirk89]

I HAVE TO..that's my Da he don't want mum to kill him so he tells on us LOL

[yaspaige]

whats sharon eating it looks gorgeous!

[axljacoby]

lol wtf 9:13 jacks just walkin around with a gun

[TheVampireLucinda]

OMG I'd be SUCH a daddy's girl if OZzy was my dad!

[PsychopathUltimate]

Jacks shitty behavior at camp reminds me a lot of my friend Callum Fitzsimmons, only Callums thrills come from throwing himself infront of trains [I shit you not].

I only know him over Skype, I hope to dear god that he's not dead.

[southpark8827]

2:32 "ah fuck that" hahaha ozzy is the shit

[girl123interrupted]

"I was throwing rocks at kids and I told a counselor to go fuck himself" OoOoh Jack... you are so badass -_-

[Dslater417]

It's a four hour record hahahahah

[lulipeke7]

8:31

whos that? He looks familiar..

[comedygold224]

@lulipeke7 That's Ozzy's son from his previous marriage: Louis.

[Logaweed]

@comedygold224 he looks old

[dftbAlexlike]

Hahaha I love that. Robert Trujillo. Maybe he and Ozzy are friends.

[xdanniexmatex]

'How the fuck do you feed a tree, do you put a ham sandwhich by it' -Ozzy Osbourne

LOLOL

[BAMDANAproductions]

Nothing big, not like an eagle on the ass.....(Awkward Silence).

[RecycleMeRacheltm]

<-- wishes she was an Osbourne kid

hahahaha

[MajaEleonora]

"Terrible isn't it, the way children speak these days."

[Shareallicu]

Wow, whatta party, I've never had a birthday party before.

[NathanJesseMcCarthy]

ozzy always seems to be stoned lmfao.. hes so funny

[allenshepard]

@NathanJesseMcCarthy its his Parkinson 

[Ghandil]

@allenshepard actually it's not parkinson it's more of a parkinson-like syndrom a gene deffect. only a few hundred people in the world have it. it's like parkinson but it is not parkinson ;)

[Ghandil]

@NathanJesseMcCarthy most of the time he actually was.. although he hid it infront of the camera.. he "only" took "medicine"

[CelloPlaya08]

Pause at 1:01. awwwww! how precious!

[The12Child]

coolest birthday party ever :))

[mcomono]

i miss that show

[NARATO0]

"how the fuck can you feed a tree"?

lol

[defend4ever]

Jack goes to school? How old was he? And Kelly didn't ?

[The12Child]

@defend4ever Now he is 24 and Kell is 25

[FierceSandy]

@defend4ever i think kelly use to go to public school but then she started home schooling.

[girl123interrupted]

p ditty looks like a dork here. a sweater with a one on it? ha ha

[Dslater417]

@girl123interrupted Thats what was fresh back in 2002. Weird. I feel old :(

[VLOGSPHERE]

Puffy doesn't give a fuck about Ozzy, I can tell, what a liar, OZZY RULES!!

[BunnyzRAWR]

But in a few years wouldn't that have faded a bit so it'd just look like a pink dot? XD

[0zzyQsbourne]

i think ive seen jack wearing 3 diffrent tool t-shirts...awesome

[ConstantijnBoeckx]

jack's room is the tits!

[vancepar08]

You would think Ozzy would like this party.

[TheKamungus01]

02:43 Sharon: You need to call Robert today!...

Ozzy: Robert Trujillo!??

Sharon: No...Robert....U know best!!...

huahahuahuahauhua!!......How Hilarious!!!!

[Killingglorie]

LMFAO..... I taught she was gonna have a picture of a fuckin eagle on her ars!

[emopunk101gete]

ohhoo kelly has a crush!

[RevolutionSarah]

He's so pleased he got the line right.

Awh. :D

[xxGaGaooolalaxx]

"I had to fuckin feed a tree". Wtf?! lmfao!

[Demonickitten666]

awww Kelly and Ozzy look great together when she's sittin on his knee... =) love this family lol

[Eikkanen]

I gotta say I love these people when I watch this show at home but I think in person I could not stand them...

[sheilabriano]

hahaha she thinks ur a very stupid person

[KingShark93]

who is that girl next to jack at 06.41

[pintolover654]

hahaha " you cant say what?"

[KarimisFan]

what does it say about Jews on the chalkboard at 9:14? rofl

[choadmaster3000]

@KarimisFan it says jews fart lol

[wurstgitarre]

"I know I can't say fuck, I have to behave myself."

hehe, I think I would have said it on purpose then. I mean what the fuck could they do? :D

[thepurerain]

What is that song on Kelly`s birthday? 5:49 - 6:13

[depeche609]

7:32...Ozzys reaction..awesome!

[gotalittlecaptain]

they remind me so much of my own family. they're so normal yet at they same time they aren't at all. my parents were not happy about me getting tattooed!

[kller324]

its a fucken four hour long record

[littlechum7]

hahahahahahha i love it.

[TEENAGEWHORE]

i just finished reading ozzy's book and i felt like watching the show again and i see things now that i didn't before like his other son i saw pics of him on his book so i know now how he looks like i miss watching this show

[MsCherryWay]

How the fuck do you feed a tree?! lmfao

[feanor]

wow the finger snap at 08:29 soooo old.

[Tanzhia]

06:13 I can't agree more Ozzy

[wurstgitarre]

@Tanzhia Please, what does he say there? I don't really understand it ;-). Thanks

[Tanzhia]

@wurstgitarre That horrible music ends and then he says "That's the best part" ^^

[wurstgitarre]

@Tanzhia Aaahhh, alright! Thank you very much. Sometimes it's not that easy to understand the Ozzman! ^^

[buzzsaw177]

Sharon- You're out of your fucking mind.

[Ichigoofficial]

06:13 LOL

[Hardcore2898433]

happy birth-day toooooooooooooooooo YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

LOL

[GirlsAloudXfactorFan]

haha omg ´´she thinks youre a verry stupid person´´ aww poor kelly haha

[itsinthecards666]

SHARROOOOOOOONNNNNNN

[farigahna]

hahahahhhaah... ozzy is fucking hilarious.

ahaahahhaaah...it's not that bad, i thought she was going to show me a picture of a fucking eagle on her ass or something like that hahahahahah

[AlwaysYourRose]

@farigahna I was about to quote that then saw you'd beaten me to it :'D

I love him :') I am obsessed with that family.

[IlIIllIllIllIIllIIll]

Thanks for posting. 5*