Simon Amstell on GamesMaster 1993

[moomintroll20]

I love Simon but he was very annoying as a child.

[MrBoBoTom]

It's like fight club for children.

[feelingthesubstance]

hahaha, little shit!

[penisfuckeye]

aww he was so cute and funny ^_^

[bryankenna91]

Anyone else think that Simon must have seen this guy's hair and decided that's what he was gonna have when he was older?

[ijuhat]

@TheVengefulKilljoy erm, I didn't get here by searching for Simon Amstell. I got here via the clip of Stewart Lee on Gamesmaster.

WHO LOOKS LIKE A PRICK NOW INDEED?

[sweetypie000]

he's got to be somewhere but last night he was sitting in the same row as me watching Dylan Moran live at the Hammersmith Apollo

[seano66]

Ha Ha Brilliant. Got to say though, as great an actor as Dexter is, it's no surprise he only hosted one series of this - he was no Dominik Diamond at all. Mind you, which host has starred in plenty of tv shows since, and which now writes for the daily star. Just shows you how things turn out...

[itsonlykano87]

How the FUCK did they get Patrick Moore to do this shit show!?



[Probablyacowtbh]

@itsonlykano87 Like most things in our society, cash, I suppose. Gotta pay the bills etc. I don't like it either, considering how much half-wit chimps are paid to kick some pigs' bladder about.

[MissTwiggy28]

LOL he has the same voice and everything:L

[onyx187]

"a star in the making" who said that when they saw this on ch4?

[seethroughskin]

1:26 What a creepy programme

[Schizopantheist]

@seethroughskin No! Patrick Moore was the best things about this program, Its Dominik Diamond who was the creepy coke head. That guy from Press Gang was alright too.

[abiicanfly]

The presenter looks so much like Nathan from misfits.. O__O

Wait, it he they guy who plays Nathan'd dad?:O

[letsgetcrunktv3000]

@abiicanfly i think so he is definitly also in lock stock and 2 smokin barrels and band of brothers

[d0nkeytr0n]

Dexter Fletcher...almost as big a cunt as Dave Perry

[owaffs]

Thank fuck that cocky little gob shite lost.

[buckass]

even as a kid he looks like a fucking fag

[Sledge101]

Dexter comes around our stall at the Borough Market with his missus for a fruit smoothie on the weekend - he's damn cool.

[dageezerboi]

gamesmaster was awesome damn i loved that show...well with Dominik Diamond presenting it anyway not this guy...that and knightmare were two of my faves shows back then.

[DirtyReplicant]

@dageezerboi My friend was in the first team to win knightmare and he was the guy in the hat!

[ouiseylou]

@DirtyReplicant pssssst they were all wearing hats.... :P

[MZMarly1]

It's a little hypocritical how Simon liked to take the piss on Buzzcocks for all the embarrasing things celebs have done in their past, when he's got all these little gems hidden away in his closet

[b4k4chan]

@MZMarly1 I think that's probably why he does it, because he knows what he's talking about =P

[silverrook]

funny how Simon Amstell grew up to look like Dexter Fletcher in this video :D

[killingjokefan1]

then he was a four-eyed fuck. now i'd wish he'd fuck off

[AnimalNitrates]

So what if he lost?

He hosts Buzzcocks now.

Win!

[theyorkshirewhites]

@AnimalNitrates

No he doesn't..get up to date homo.

LOSE !

[AnimalNitrates]

@theyorkshirewhites Fanon joke goes right over your head...

[micol19]

cocky bastard

[Birdman283]

I loved this progamme and miss it. But I had forgotten how Dexter Fletcher was one of the worst presenters to appear on British TV. He is almost coming through the screen. You can see why he lasted only one series. Dominik Diamond was the man.

[Nikon05]

hahaha, what a legend

[MrEinZwei]

What a little shit.

[obtyropil]

If I had met him as a kid I'd have knocked his teeth out. I saw him on the Family Catchphrase too. Absolutely bloody awful. Arrogant, ugly, snooty little brat!!

[lenskittylitter]

Scary likeness between Dexter Fletcher and grown up Amstell.

[Pentdad]

Check out the final frame for a disturbing view of the future. And reply to this thread with your thoughts on it.

[ThePag09]

I love how Simon's the only one with his hat on back to front :)

[TheHerman8r]

whoa the presenter is the knife guy from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels :D

[ur2hotgurl]

@TheHerman8r Yeh soap lol

[wiggy8000]

i think it is

[BohemianFish]

I had no idea Dexter "Baby Face" Fletcher hosted Games Master. When did this happen?!

[Pentdad]

I never knew Patrick Moore was the gamesmaster

[randomsamno9]

@Pentdad Patrick Moore is older than time itself

[x0xRuthx0x]

Lovelovelove Simon!

[Stupidian151]

Yes tha is definately Simon Amstell. No doubt.

[awesomeannikax]

brilliant xD

[weavehole]

Is this the same year he was on TVAM (?) doing Dame Edna?

Also, did the sugababes get the idea for all their videos from the GM set?

[creativerez]

lol simon you big gay jew, all that hot air and you still lost, how embarassing :D haha

[FardyO]

it is DEFINITELY him

[Gordonzo17]

OH man. I used to love this show. Best post ever.

[2walsall]

my god this really is a blast from the past i had spectrum 48k back then but now after all those years i moved up to a zx81 ,ok maybe down than up but better than a amstrad wot never worked and how lord suger made millions by selling crap pc beats me ,yip yip

[ghostbuster457]

omg i love simon even more :P

[imissrose123]

Heehee Simon is sooooooooo cute :) <3 <3

Yes, I am a gigantic fangirl. Deal with it. I'm exactly the same way with Russell Howard (comedian) <3 <3 <3.

[Stupidian151]

@imissrose123 I think I'm in love with you.

[imissrose123]

@Stupidian151 LOL thank you (:

I wrote 'RH' in a heart on the back of my left hand and I've had loads of people come up to me and say "Who's that? is he your boyfriend? is it a girl?" XD

[theyorkshirewhites]

@imissrose123

My question would have been..why were you stupid as to write RH on your LH ?

[imissrose123]

@theyorkshirewhites Why is it suddenly stupid for me to be a fan of someone? :L You're the stupid one here, you clearly can't accept that people might have different opinions to you.

[theyorkshirewhites]

@imissrose123

You're really quite dense aren't you?

[theyorkshirewhites]

@imissrose123

By the way Russell Howard is not a comedian..he's as unfunny as fuck.

[TheHappydead]

I hate slightly camp over confident  boys

[weemark18]

the presenter gets crushed in his car in the move kick ass lmfao

[astroboirap]

cor look at those graphics

[Dragonflamz]

so oldskool

[aidenmccloskey]

you can talk the talk, but you can't walk the walk simon

[callumAS]

Yes this is obviously him!

Even though he would have been 13 years old at the time

[Toptic67]

It would be quite humorous if the other big kid just smacked wee fanny chops Simon gob shites specks right into his fucking eyes. Quite funny indeed.

[Bdiddly1]

@Toptic67 ,lol,well seen your scottish too,yir right but,hes a pure wee bigmoothed fanny!

[theunusualsuspect]

I love the fact how even though hes a child the audience still boo him lol, such a legend.

[MattJ155]

Wow, Dexter Fletcher - he was in Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, right?

[foook111]

Dexter Fletcher, what a geezer

[TeddyPickerful]

Haha hes sucha cocky little shit back then!!..haha

[saladlegs]

he isn't now? :P

[BVargas78]

he was on a tv am in the 80's as well

[Wallij15]

You know a programme's shit when it's sponsered by McDonalds ;)

[loonigirl22]

it IS Simon! he was so cute :)

[SmartiesLikesTurtles]

this was on almost famous 3 and he was soooo cocky as a child but he's epic now XD

[MightySouthpaw]

lol. sad cunt.we`ve all got to starts somewhere.

where`s dexter fletcher now?

[TrevorOfCrete]

he had parts in band of brothers and lock stock/layer cake.

[AHiFi]

Southpaw - He's a pretty well known actor now. Was in that Hotel Babylon plus starred beside The Rock and Karl Urban in Doom among other things.

[J4cet]

Not that I condone violence toward children, but damn! That kid has a very slappable face. Mind you, as an adult he doesnt look much better.

[Ne0nemisis]

lool this was on almost famous he totally looks like an annoying kid you just want to beat up at school

[GreyFox1000000]

yh i watched it aswell he was so cocky and he LOST !!!

EPIC FAIL !

[yourmumandme999]

i remember when he was on live and kicking as well , he reviewed the games on it .........weird !

[AveNullusMajestic]

Lmao, Amstell you hilarious gay jew!

[goonbot3030]

he's like a cross between Millhouse and Harry Potter.

[AveNullusMajestic]

@goonbot3030

Lmfao! XD

[policefreakz]

@AveNullusMajestic haha ;D

[HeyRandomness]

ahh look at the glasses like bless

[AzzaII]

2:35 ..does he say allstar nobheads?

[Molotovshot93]

he says allstars up next

[lukesarres]

you foolish penises!

[lukesarres]

the presenter is the guy from lock stock, but the head of the asll stars is young simon!

[brayclb]

to think, he was probably gay then!

[VenomessA]

its not simon amstell its the bloke out of lock stock and off hotel babylon

[nickslick75]

You're a moron. Simon Amstell is the kid called..uh.."Simon".

[Bacon4Rashers]

Yeah hes there too,but so is Amstell.

[Autonova]

holy fuck, batman

[VenomessA]

@Autonova im not a moron, theyre easy to confuse as both from essex and both cocky and looks similar. play nice with the adults.

[Autonova]

@VenomessA youve got the wrong guy!

[Bacon4Rashers]

Excellent a bit of anti-Semitism.

Idiot.

[Omikron]

Does the host really scream "shut up" at the audience?

[flyawayhome3]

haha simon is such a g

[plmqaz1994]

Simon Amstells a god!!

[TomH1924]

its soap off lock, stock

[MattSavage2006]

"Get your fingers outta ma soup!"

[terminegger]

"Knives that could skin a crocodile."

[royalhabbo25]

Yeah its definately him!

[snecko]

aye its him

[rabbitwho]

This is kind of depressing, Simon was on TV a few times when he was a kid.. so if he was on this.. it means it was probably fixed up and he was just hanging around the studio and they said, hey you, you're gonna be in the final.

I thought they were genuinely some of the best gamers in the country.. which was encouraging because they were always crap

[sgsproduction]

what a crappy programme :P

[JellyDehli]

I love the way even as a kid he's a cocky little bastard. WE LOVE YOU SIMON

[flutterflygoddess]

The games master did not seem that scary when I was a kid but it is freaking scary now!

[cmwissy]

He was 14 xD

[Tomzworthy]

ahahaha gamesmaster was such a sausage fest :v

[John22Trina]

its harry potter!!

[thesteve120]

it is the amstall!!!!, and is that dexter fletcher from hotel babylon hosting?

[SixEightySeven]

Yep, that's Dexter, I think he only presented Gamesmaster for one series.

[NMtB4ev4]

The one on series 22 on Buzzcocks.

[NMtB4ev4]

lol

[MarkRiches]

holy shit i just remembered this show! its fucking creepy to watch right now.....oh man!

[tiswas666]

that's not how sexuality tends to work my dear.

[intheTea04]

I was actually trying to be sarcastic. I guess sarcasm doesn't work unless you put those :SARCASM: quote marks after what I said. I actually had the voice of a southern red-neck in my head when I wrote, "I wonder what turned him gay?" comment - but obviously it's completely sailed over the heads over people here.

[tiswas666]

hmmm: you're right, it did sail over my head. but considering that such things are often said sincerely on the interwebs I think you oughtn't be surprised by that. xx

[ramanon]

probably when he realised he liked men and not women, in a pretty similar way to how women decide that they're straight.

[intheTea04]

how does it feel to be so self-righteous?

[pierrotxthexclown]

OMG, it is him, aww, so cute

[MannaMachine69]

Wot a surprise, he was a complete cunt even as a kid.

[MrTurningPointz]

LOL

[Minidrummer101]

Indeed, that is the bloke of Hotel Babylon

[callumv123]

is that presenter the dude off Hotel Babylon? haha

[DaveBuggin]

Dexter Fletcher. Also of Lock Stock and Layer Cake fame

[MeTaLhEaDbI]

"im so confident i dont even know while im playing this guy"

LOL even then he was a comedian

[MORGANbeep]

omg simon amstell!

[joehassmallarms]

omg it is!

they showed footage of him on never mind the buzzcocks when he was on another tv programme when he was a kid

and he looked EXACTLY the same :P

[alicepaperdot]

..harry potter?

[YasAndCindy]

omg i love simon amstell ^__^ <33 such a cocky kid haha his glasses are awsome!

[TimmahUK]

I don't know what i like more, seeing simon amstell in this, or actually remembering this old gem of a TV programme.

[Phillyjoe2]

Fantastic! What a find!!! Thank you for uploading this!

[shaneanthonypearson1]

amazing graphics lol

[jukeboxrunner]

at least hes a bit more linguistic than his opponenet: yep, nope. yep. no sweat.

[GavMorson]

the guy presenting is in lock stock and two smoking barrels :O

[thedudecalledpj]

lmfao, simon the bigmouth...so true

[sianisit]

LMFAO

[lemonlorns]

He has ace glasses!

[MatthewMulligan999]

Bless, when he says Essex Allstars you can see the little bit of gayness coming through

[joemunkey30]

omg he was a weird little guy!

[JoshroyMCFC]

LOOOOL AT DEXTER FLETCHER

[szashnia]

Gamesmaster rocked! RIP Gaming on the telly

[Sunno94]

he sucks at that game lol

[wwfcwolves]

amstell aint changed a bit hes a cock now and was a cock all those years ago i hate the twat

[tazzy27581]

It's just an opinion, don't give him thumbs down.

[Alexwozere]

hahaha its one of the dudes from Lock stock and simon... classic!

[phobe864]

Did they win?

[TheHambo66]

yep ...its him

[captainspudnick]

DEFINATELY HIM!!!

[DescendantYasu]

Haha that's him all right!

[Damundio]

Davina showed a clip of young Simon when she was guest captain. This needs to make an appearance!

[peege1313]

Its Sgt Jonny Martin!

(anyone know who im on about?)

[fuckapotomis]

The presenter is in band of brothers and lock stock XD

[akatsukimaster666]

simon hahaha

[Smurfster1]

Hahahaha, you can see it's him.

[talatsmum]

oh bless im!

[WilmaBridget]

jees haha cocky

[tomdaniel8]

Isn't that presenter the guy who plays Soap in Lock Stock?

[UberTel]

yep as well as, bugsy malone, layer cake, doom and most recently hotel babylon

[frostymintofdeath]

Oh my godd xD.

Wow.

[xxtwilightjonasxx]

thats definitely him!

[madmotomaniac]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yer shit

bring back gamemaster

[vegunited06]

is it me or do i see fort boyard in the intro titles?

[WolfieTed]

Yeah I can totally believe that arrogent kid is Simon...it looks like him,and he has the confidence that you come to expect from him...but i love that he landed flat on his face! 3/10 what a spoon

[Forestamtul]

show off isnt he.

[nigeyboy101]

what a prick

[supermonkey16]

Pwned!

glad i wasn't arOund when this wasOn tv! that essex kid dOes my head in and i've Only seen him for 4:30! if yOu're gOnna get cOcky yOu s