The Master of Disguise - Turtle Club Scene

[Ockap1812]

efukt

[ZatchShowbiz]

wtf people have actually heard of this film? I was unaware. I thought I was one of the few people who knew wtf TUUUUUUURTLE meant.

[87oldy]

best movie ever to watch stoned. ever seen a sharks eyes chiefy??? kinda like dolls eyes, all black and lifeless like

[ImMaddieJoy]

2:09

[ImMaddieJoy]

"Am i not turtley enough for the tuurrrrrrrtttle club"

[MrDarksword123]

Lol this movie is SO incredibly stupid

[RagingBleachFire]

2:19 How voldemort really lost his nose XD

[enjoisk804]

This is funny as hell

[Ninjaskull]

0:19

[FeelingFeline]

Wayne's World was the only good thing this guy ever did. He is funny... he just starred in way too many shitty things such as this.

[RebirthWoWGuild]

Wow this movie sucked dick, what a pathetic attempt at being funny.

[OriginalShuffler]

@RebirthWoWGuild Wtf no it wasn't when i was like 8 this was this shit.

[CALLUMG33V3S]

I just wish the audio wasn't so out of sync.

[MrBotheman]

this was the shit back in the day! lol

[thehornyhatchet]

now this is y i have fuuuuuun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[markjb20]

I'd like to apologize to my friends, my family, and, perhaps most of all, myself for having sat through this entire clip. I will never, ever be able to get this time back. And, somehow, I know that the world is now a worse place because of my actions. I hope this comment will serve, if nothing else, as a humble start to making up for the harm I have caused. Again, I apologize.

[atomicdawg100]

Haha genius, that end part when hes spinning was for no reason. And yes im high

[AdamG1983]

He must have been high as fuck writing this movie.

[AdamG1983]

Very underrated movie. I 3 Turtle Guy and his G.W.B.

[MineWarfareOps]

best movie EVA

[Mrcheeselful]

The kind of harm that makes you cryout in the night like a baby!

[lovesjesusmusic]

Whatever with stupid critics! Stupid or not. I use to love this movie! Dana's stupidness is hilarious :D

[notoriousnews]

Apparently Dana Carvey had no problem pissing away his Wayne's World fame with this piece of fuck. $20 says this movie was Adam Sandler's idea.

[yourhardcandyz]

the end kinda ruined it..

[Axeon420]

*SMACK* Illuminati sight right up my face.

[husker200]

Got your nose!!!

[Squivs6030]

This is the worst movie I have ever seen it's so stupid it's meant to be a comedy but it's not even funny

[Malkmusianful]

Because misunderstandings are always funny.

Yeah...noooooooo....

[dadukester98]

My favorite line "am i not turtly enough for the turtle club"

[SarahBP2013]

I friggin love this scene. xD

[Ahdaz1000]

The hell with the critics. This is my favorite movie ever. One of those you could watch over and over. Its just awesome to me.

[LilMoutdoors]

83 people and many critics aren't turtlely enough for the turtle club.

[matrixfan127]

I hate this movie! It is terrible! I watched it for a review, and it will make my head fucking explode!

[CelestrialToymaker]

i had the misfortune to watch this movie and review it. This is the worst movie i have ever seen and ive seen some shit in my time.

[ShellyIshYellow]

Lawl, I recorded this movie, And its so funny, Gotta love Dana Carvey :P I can't stop playing it over and over again , :)

[12Twixxy]

Thts Mii Favoritee Part Of The Moviee :)

[Jezeus11]

Turtle! Turtle! Turtle!

[dottiedots221]

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­RTLE!

[dalhar20]

This movie is a horrible piece of cinema. I absolutly love it.

[runswithscissers13]

what if you were to come into turtle harm!?!?!?!

[610bucher]

I'm fine i just ate a jellyfish. TURTLE!

[hughejam]

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? TURRRRRTLE!

[MsKatrama]

Dafuq?

[sarahgebbia]

I luv this movie.... TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE haha

[jacobspang21]

memories :)

[em91198able]

20 thumbs up and I yell TURTLE in the hall at my school.

50 thumbs up and I yell TURTLE in a crowded store.

80 thumbs up and I dress up in a turtle suit and yell TURTLE at random people on the streets.

[CartsterMTV]

Turtle!

[MEACOBRA101]

illuminati 00:1

[Mzatth]

press 3 repaditly haaaaaaaaaaaa LOL

[sethomas84]

I think Mitch McConnell does a much better turtle impression.

[jbain0205]

dumb

[leonardnimoylover1]

I truly luv this movie

[mortalman05072]

i love saying TUUUUUURTLE to random people in the halls at school xD

[peekasub]

LOL.

(2:29) Is it a young Morgan Freeman, aren't I wrong?

[Yeti4President]

Shell time coming

[MsSmiIeyFace]

Stupid movie. Best scene :D!!!

[Marylandterps27]

Used to scare the shit outta me wen I was younger

[jillwhitehead]

hahah!!!!!!!!!!

[JudioRuso]

thumbs up if you keep replaying from 2:19 to 2:27

[gothgirl6391]

lawl my math teacher was going to show students (im 1 of the students LOLOLOL) tht scene. xD

[mnvinn]

Acid

[doctorseaweed2]

terible movie, funny scene

[DRDswimmer]

we watched this movie in 4th hour today...wow

[tijs1337]

turtle turtle time hahah lolz when i saw this movie i laught zo hard

[9zBrandon]

BIT HIS NOSE OFF! LOL WTF?

[Jfrozin]

@9zBrandon Brutal O_o

[dejordo1]

The lady was super hot

[dejordo1]

This was a funny movie

[BlackPrince97x]

@WaffleEgo Stop saying things like SYOP and EX DEE . Foolish little man.

[BlackPrince97x]

I watched this last night and, I was laughing my ass off. This part made my night.

[ESW519]

best part of the movie

[jfanboiii]

When has peter chao ever done anything related to this?

[Katiedora122]

Favorite fucking scene out of any movie.

[Arkenarge]

i really want to see a REAL master of disguise and whenever i search it, this pops up god damit! I WANT TO SEE A NINJA!

[75zombiekiller]

This is so awful. Not even so bad it's good. Just awful.

[supskier]

iluminati :00! lol i dont give a shit

[THEDARKKNlGHT1939]

Holy shit this movie was soooo bad

[Creeze718]

lmfao. this is so bad that it's good

[iluvLandonDonovan10]

Am i not turtly enough for the turtle club ?

turtle

turtle

;D

[callumrules69]

am i not turtle enough for your turtleeee club

[InternetAesHole]

uh how the fuck can he bite off someones nose and then spit it back? so fake

[Foodfast123]

@InternetAesHole No way!

[InternetAesHole]

@Foodfast123 there wasnt any blood, and he didnt even have a nasal cavity. fucking stupid.

[BubblesForever1995]

@InternetAesHole It's a movie........ It's not supposed to be real. Just entertainment. Soooo take whatever type of kill joy you got outta your ass and enjoy the turtlyness ;)

[InternetAesHole]

@BubblesForever1995 this was one of the worst reviewed movies ever!

[venomey666]

@InternetAesHole Yes because a film where a man enters a high class club dressed as a turtle is so realistic in the first place.

[InternetAesHole]

@venomey666 idiots show up to places that they shouldn't be all the time, i mean you just showed up in the comment section to post that stupid non sense.

[venomey666]

@InternetAesHole Ouch, that really hit me deep down inside my soul, you must have been holding that insult back for some time now.

[InternetAesHole]

@venomey666 silence fag, you got owned

[venomey666]

@InternetAesHole Yes I was owned by a person who tries to find hard logic in children's films, well done, you are a genius, all hail king AesHole.

[InternetAesHole]

@venomey666 thank you thank you!

[military4life1]

Gay ass spell check iPods suck

[military4life1]

Not exactly do I not look turtley enuf for the turtle club. Is he ok yes he's fine I'm ok turtle haha

[SashuRui]

Does it sound funnier in spanish? "La tortuga, la torguga" I think he says... but haven't heard myself LMFAO

[illusion887]

wow you have to be really baked outta your mind to watch this movie.

[dgkiba]

He says the world "Turtle" so much it makes your brain think it's a foreign word after a while xD. I used to love this movie as a kid haha

[DuskDawnEvil]

instant classic

[MrJames00723]

Am i not turtly enough for the turtle club?

[MrJames00723]

0:17

[Carebearswifey]

Love it!!!"

[Puprleninjah]

1:30 best part

[linda2cool4u]

turrrrtle

[AngelofMusic101]

Am I the only one who loves this movie? It's like an inside joke in my family because we're Italians and the movie was so bad it was good. Almost like The Room only not as bad as The Room. I remember seeing this in the theater when I was five. Watching it makes me feel like a little kid again. And I thought the jokes were cute. The only thing that annoyed me was the running gag where Devlin Bowman kept farting when he laughed.

[saadi9111]

77 People Have small wieners and some tiny nuts! :P

[namunamuchan]

lollll what kind of turtle actually says turtle XD 

[xJohhny1]

thumbs up if Peter Chao Sent You

[goodvibesallround]

Worst movie ever.

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

wtf? this is just...yeah

[studmuffin2543]

my name is kate carter and im not a turtle

[U40U50U60]

Thumbs up if super noobs brought you here.

[blueprince842]

I Like Turtles

[donnoble17]

Jennifer Esposito should do more sex scenes to get ahead, she's a waste without something in her pussy.

[donnoble17]

this is easily among the top 3 of the most stupid things I've ever seen or have ever existed on our planet or the universe. waste of dana carvey's brilliance.

[spongikiss]

0:17 XD

[spongikiss]

0:43 XD

[angellus09]

This was soooooooooo GAY! >.>

[jhnhlh]

75 people aren't turtley enough for the turtle club

[MysteriousMelody35]

All I can say is..."LOL"

[febevanvan]

turtle backpack turtle spin

[TyRiders2]

I know Filburt from rocko's modern life is pissed at this

[graysonxxx232]

omg it sow funny 0:23

[eyesword101]

Never Saw a Turtle act like that!

[FreshNapp]

Sooooooooooooooooo dumb. There's a reason I never saw this movie. These actors must have been embarrassed haha.

[326Zach]

@FreshNapp nah so swag

[XGeNxOfficialGB]

Illuminati At Beginning?

[LittleDragon77]

@XGeNxOfficialGB Ha. Good eye. Had to rewatch to see it. Wtf's with that

[ArtManJeffTV]

Dana carvey! XD

[OmniTriforce3]

@ArtManJeffTV in turtle form, its almost as if he has some syndrome

[axonn622]

i love how they never explain why he's rolling on the floor at the end. turtle.

[Secundas]

@axonn622 Best part of the movie

[axonn622]

@Secundas true dat!

[rosebabe1000]

i was first to like

[rosebabe1000]

70 people dont understand this movie and those 70 people r IDIOTS

[acadia1106]

Ridiculously funny, it's do absurd, it makes it comical, comedic genius. The measure of a movie is it's entertainment value not its Oscar worthiness!!!!

[PivotCraft65]

ILLUMINATI!

[zeroxzaza]

i remeber watching this it was lyk my best  movie ever i watched it lyk every time it came on!

[briiann5]

I watched this movie about 10 years ago and its was hilarious, now Im 25 yo and I watched again today and its still hilarious :D

[ProgramJump]

What if harm found it's way to you...

Would that change your mind?

Terrible,

Terrible,

Turtle harm...

The kind that makes you scream out in the night.

[cheezefreak1600]

Sooooo funny!!

[zFLINGx]

lol

[Maloclips]

This is the most awful pile of shit I have ever witnessed. 

[dCboi447]

@animezlyfe me too

[mandapanda1129]

I was the 666th person to like this.. I just thought I should let everyone know ;D

[animezlyfe]

peter chao had this in his video and i just remembered it ^.^

[frozenv]

Peter Chao

[crbassassin]

@frozenv i know

[KittyzKatterz]

Dude your vid is out of sync...

[furrytommy]

This is the movie that finally killed Dana Carvey's career. Rightfully so.

[seakitten24]

TUUUURRRTTLLEE?

[EnjoiPanda66]

BLOOPERS: I likea the juice. You likea the juice?

[DanTheMan33088]

Honestly, I rarely ever listen to critics. This movie, got bashed like crazy by critics, yet I was LMAO throughout the whole thing.

[thenanuela]

Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ♫ ♫ ajjajajajajajajajjajajajjaa

[rosebabe1000]

TURTLEEEEEEEEEE in echO* *bites nose off* spits it back* + is he ok hes fine im fine turtlee

[Nicoleisous]

I named my turtle pistachio:))

[blinkassassin]

8===================D peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeen is

[kittycat9387]

tttttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttt­tttttttttttttttttttlllllllllll­llllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee



[Yeti4President]

Shell time! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Yeti4President]

Turtle turtle.... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......... turtle!

[IndigoCat17]

I know some people that look like turtles

[IndigoCat17]

OMG This is the best !!

I love this forever turtles are awesome!!!

[cooroxd123]

Worst Movie of all time. I had to watch this piece of crap in my elementary school's gymnasium. God i hate my elementary so much.

[lurch321]

Since when do turtles purr?

[FRANKSRYHMEBOOK]

LMAO!!

[MadComrad]

at 0:00 whats up wuth the illuminati symbol?

[DoctorS8n]

@MadComrad Its a mass conspiracy against turtles man!

[xPSYCHOxDUDEx]

sounds a bit off time

[jghor23]

This shit was so stupid on every level.

[wasted42db]

Lame ass movie,

[tonito0590]

@wasted42db

you a lame ass!

[wasted42db]

Dis shit was fuckn retarded.I didn't watch it wen I was little.thank god for dat decision.