Stargate - Replicator Base Code is Javascript?

[kairon156]

I think the Java is just how the computer translates replicator code so rodney mckay can reprogram them.

[MrSieish]

unix

[jasperwes]

piece of source code from their actual website...

Window.location.href, definately JavaScript.

Also at 0:05, last rule of code: scrollbars=no

[ThorBeliskner]

Don't you guys have your own Raplicator sitting at home? ô.O

[LivesForJihad]

This looks like a type of Java. Either Java or Javascript.

I may be wrong. I would need to see more code.

[Summereed]

@LivesForJihad it's not Java for sure ;)

[oanradukvids]

they were just creating their website...

[RadeonX0X]

The best weapon against the replicators is Vista. 

[trackah123]

This is Ancient Javascript. It makes perfect sense! lol

[TheGamingfan144]

What happens if you use replicators's software to download a virus? Does it have a firewall? Lol bacteriological war against machines...

[Arancaytar]

Holy shit, no wonder they're so dangerous. That language is a bane on humanity.

[sargon6000]

At least is not Turbo Pascal XD

[Olirap]

The function FN_Tour2 comes up Twice in 2 different places

[ripper411]

Perhaps in Stargate they should've just uploaded Windows to those damn replicators. They would've been screwed then.

[xxXlolXxx37]

@ripper411 hahahaha in the middle of a mission they crashed! 

[Data643]

@ripper411 Good thing they didn't load OSX or Linux

[vlad75019]

omg ! they run html code too ! just desactivate the wifi and it will be alright

[vlad75019]

poor replicator if they run windows ! they crash everyday

[Justification75]

So javascript was invented when the ancients were around? :o

[v12vanquish135]

The have scrollbars enabled, whut

Quality of life greatly improved!

[zaghy2zy]

why does the replicator need to generate a window?? is that why they're fckd up because they run windows?? hehe

[michael38921]

lol, what does a replicator need with "Window.open", "HTML" and "SessionID". Unless its trying to run its own website maybe?

[chromzepher]

@michael38921 i dunno sww subspace wide web

[Alex13N]

Explains why the replicators are so fucked up

[zitr0n]

@Alex13N win =D

[theslaking2]

were did you get it??

[aiklarung]

In case anyone cares about what's the target of the relative path on window.open() there,

well

it's

this:

rbcroyalbank (dot) com/oec/avatar/html/01_PB/1_fl­ash_paybill (dot) htm

really dissapointing.

[tainor89]

Actually the bottom is Asgard not Ancient. With the Core translating between Asgard and English showed be no problem.

[blackcatxana]

@tainor89 Yeah, it most likely is due to the translation. The Asgard had some understanding of Earth Technology in a way so they probably made it to were we would have an understanding of their programming. Also if this is from the Ark of Truth (Which it sounds like it.) then you also need to remember that the IOA made the replicator creation program...which created the replicator, thus as Sam said that they told the core what they want and it filled in the blanks...

[cyberjunky]

@blackcatxana LOOOOOL ....ummmm NO. Javascript can only run in web browsers, you cannot make sophisticated operating systems out of it because its interpreted. its a dumb TV mistake, ANSI C would have been more suitable lol.

[blackcatxana]

@cyberjunky Yeah, well do you honestly think the IOA would have understand anything other than Java? (Really they probably didn't even understand that...) The Computer Core must have just put it in a way for them to some what understand...LOL

[RainJetSprinklers]

@blackcatxana i like apples.

[gtarrant2]

@SirFact : FYI ~ probably read "destructor deletes the matrix", a comment line above or within a code block in which it is either C, C++, or Java and given that most sgc systems throughout the series are Unix/Linux based, I lean towards C/C++. Constructor/Destructor relationship is creation/destruction of a class object. Commonly seen in programming code which makes this sequence somewhat believable to those who actually program.

[AtarahDerek]

From an Ancient program called JavaTranslator. :D

[FrozenHonors]

LOLZ. javascript for the ancients

[gipsy15]

Thans for God they dont use Windows.Blue die

[webnull]

Its javascript.

[zsoltixx93]

And what's about Visual Basic?

[Jack101f]

Just to say all meanings are lost in translation its only what can be comprehended by the translator so its not really javascript

[mankee2211]

Start over... in respect for all languages, markup - programming - modelling, doesn't matter. So what about reassembling? There is this source frame above, where the source C++/java look alike shows up, and down to it theres the ancient source scrolling down. And don't forget, they are genetically related to us, so an developement of mankind to ancient species is somehow given, cause they returned to earth when wraith were too strong.

Sorry.. ?

[Pille1842]

JavaScript is needed to use Ajax, which empowers websites much more. I don't think it's just a "joke for stupid websites".

[mankee2211]

So the Ancients needed Webseites?

[mankee2211]

New guess... they don't speak it or programm it... its reassembled from their crystal technoligie into c++ or whatever the dude infront of the Station wants it to be.

And for gods sake, javascript is not a programming language, its a joke for stupid websites...

[levilisko]

seriously dude, i know a couple guy's who make more money a year with bad javascript and unstandarized html then you'll make in your entire life with wichever the programming language you use, i had it with stupid fanboy dudes, programming is a tool not a life style, get used to it, and get a life.

plus how would we translate the code of a marvelous alien race which is hundreds of thousands of years in our front, its like saying caveman would be able to write programs in rocks...

[levilisko]

wuopsi , sorry get a little dragged :P

[mankee2211]

So you know, what i earn? I'm a student making some stupid comments.. but javascript really is not a programming language . And i do like awesome websites ;) creating good websites is more a question of good design and putting things in the right place.

[mankee2211]

muahahaha... i didn't really think anyone could get so angry because of this XD This is also just a tv show, so who cares. I don't think, that they really argued before, how they could set up the program language. Some graphical dudes made it up. Make it shiny and green so it looks alien like.

And the greeks had robots...

[isohacker]

I'm a rapircator because I do creat program in javascript! :D

[mankee2211]

The person tracking device is also in java or c or something like this... but hey... the ancients and all foreign cultures speak english...

[isaaccade]

Dude. The ancients speak in encrypted C++

[Mckaysunderstudy]

I'm gonna make a replicator, I'm gonna make a replicator! Soon you will all bow to me!

[n987]

out of what? aluminum? i don't think so....

[FIGhealer]

paper it will be oragami :P

[Theheruur]

I di that once... Don't use Copper. I still itch.

[Nodle66]

i made one once,but i put the 0 wrong in the first line (of the regeneration program)and he regenerated in a pony

A metalic pony was fun until i went in the river (forgot the anti rust program) ;)

[xarinatan]

i need a higher res, maybe we can figure out what the code does, maybe it's somekind of hided easter egg, that will display something funny if executed on a pc x3

[CptEykal]

nah, probably just random stuff that looks official ey? you get a lot of that in scifi :P

[spontaneoussam2]

lol, setDancingThor();

[Ladyeliza2006]

LOL!

[jotunobsidianeyes]

The Ancients were indeed advanced. Well, we know that the Wraith operating system is like dos.

[axke]

that was actually a pretty good joke from McKay :p

but I'm glad I never had to work with DOS :p

[Spartacusse]

This gives us pretty good idea of how long your experience with computer using and programming is lol.

[meegapop]

this is a cut sene from a movie:P....LoL

[imagination43]

@orca464 It's been two years since you posted that comment but the irony of your stupidity deserves to be pointed out.

i = I

some how = somehow

mannaged = managed

thie = the

increadbly = incredibly

peice = piece

So in closing there really is only one thing left to say... Grammar Nazi FAIL!

[tier132]

@imagination43 soo maybe he isnt from england ,or freakin usa .. i bet if u commented in some other language u would make some grammar mistakes ....

[IrradicableOne]

@orca464 Don't criticize when you can't even capitalize.

[BarrykeNL]

I wonder what the ancient says there though, perhaps there is a hint in the bonus section.

[BarrykeNL]

Its two porn popup ads named TOUR2 and TOUR3. I laughed and cried at the same time when i pauzed the DVD... they fucked up.

Replicator programming in javascript? Please don't tell the script kiddies among us or we'll all be assimilated soon by our shiny metal ass overlords.

[nkelis00]

JAVA != JAVASCRIPT !!!

[ZzdeathangelzZ]

now I could make replicators with Java! YEAH!

[kd4pba]

That Explains everything, I hate Fricking Java.

[BarrykeNL]

No, that could be any highlevel programming language. All we see are some braces {} with variables being setup and a string being glued together, below a function declaration missing parameters in accolades.

Its very much not javascript. I has know.

[i2egan]

wow, no offence, but thats kinda nerdy!

[BarrykeNL]

I take that back: pauzed the DVD on a big tv and it *INDEED* is Javascript.

To be more precise 2 functions named TOUR2 and TOUR3 that each spawn a webbrowser window beheaving much like your ordinary porn popup ad. The 3th function is rather boring. Some interesting web url´s are visible.

[r4nd0m801]

I noticed this too, pretty hilarious. ;)

[MortHamp]

Could you zoom in a bit