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  • Did Jesus Christ died?

  • Not the way to handle it, moms.

  • If everyone who is this religious just instantly died, the world would be a better place.

  • Meh.... does god exist?

    I can't prove that he does.... i can't prove that he doesn't...

    So i won't answer a question to which i don't know the answer... and this will allow me to keep looking for the truth...

    Agnosticism FTW!

  • HEY YA DUMB CUNT, YOU FORCE RELIGION DOWN HIS THROAT HE IS GOING TO LEARN TO HATE IT EVEN MORE

  • Christmas is not about Jesus Christ, it is about the winter solstice. The story of the birth of Jesus was adapted, or rather copied, from the myths of Mithras worshiped during the roman empire, which in turn represented the victory of light against darkness when the night between the 24th and 25th of December is the first night shorter that the previous one after autumn, until the summer solstice.

  • if any thing forcing him to go to church would make him stick to his beliefs even more and just piss him off

  • Funniest video EVER! Best part is that awesome kid setting up the camera (or whoever was filming!) Too funny!

  • lol also Jesus was born in the summer so she fails

  • Christmas isn't about religion it is about giving and helping the less fortunate!!!!

  • bitch

  • Know Jesus, know presents. No Jesus, no presents.

  • Xmas used to be about Jesus Christ. It's about gifts now, you stupid cunt

  • @arthurhess I love how the christmas is actually over 2000 years old pagan holiday which has nothing to do with jesus even the tree is a old german tradition.

  • one word sums this up.....DELUSION

  • delusion

  • I was expecting the mom to slap the kid.

  • She's swearing so she's going to hell.

  • like how dad just stays out of it. smart

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  • I love this video so much.

  • just because your mom believes in god, doesn't mean she can force you to believe in her god. what kind of mom who would shout at his son's face when he's just being honest.

  • @AmirulAlias Shut up or you won't get presents for christmas!

  • Wow, Mom is completely irrational.

    Yeah, I could understand her concern, IF, she was a calmer about it.

    It's still what he chooses to believe.

  • Who was taping this?

  • I thought this video was about a newscaster saying fuck on the air.

    

  • I feel more sorry for the poor cat at the end.

  • Yay Michael!! Good for you, just stay calm and rational - she's still your mom.

  • @anubis1974 I can understand the mothers concerns as I'm a believer. His mother could have discussed this a lot better than she did. I amazes me that people air their personal lives.

    PS: well done on the "...she's still your mom", you don't see very much respect on here nowadays.

  • @Priesty77: Whatever the case no one - not even a parent - has the right to impose their beliefs on someone else. The kid is clearly old enough to think for himself, trying to force her religion on him will only harden his heart. Just as she has freedom of religion he has freedom from religion, or is the US now officially a theocracy?

    PS: Her still beeing his mom doesn't change the fact that she acted like a ignorant and intolerant cunt

  • @noibn2 its funny how all the believers think its fine for that woman to yell at her son for not believing, and all the nonbelievers think the rational thoughts. that mom, regardless that she is his mom, does not have that right or even power to make him believe something that he has set in his mind isn't true. anyways...that mom was batshit crazy

  • @AMERICANchristopher All believers? No. I am a Christian and I think this is disgusting. Why do you think every single one of us are the same? That makes you no better than the monsters you assume ALL of us are. I wish she, and most other hate fueled zealots would see that there are better ways approaching such subjects, and come to see that sometimes, people believe different things and that there's nothing we can do, except leave them be. But we're not all bigots.

  • @Zcrockit i apologize. i didn't mean to say that. and if i did at the time, this video just really got to me.

  • @AMERICANchristopher I agree, this is absolutely disgusting to me. Christianity is about coming to God on your own free will, not being bullied or strong armed into it.

  • @Zcrockit historically, people were bullied and strong armed into Christianity. They become Christians by the sword. Not the sword of the lord that the bible talks about. A physical sword that they'd use to kill you if you didn't accept their religion.

  • @Zcrockit Well, that is what Christianity is based off of. Christianity uses all of humans natural weaknesses to cower someone into believing in something. Weaknesses such as fear of the unknown, fear of death, social acceptance, etc...

  • @Priesty77 Even one's own parents can lose respect in the eyes of their child. Quite easily, in this case. I doubt this boy will ever respect his mother the same way he may have beforehand.

  • awesome!

  • Did God Died?

  • fucking keyboard cat, gets me every time.

  • I like it how she is all for church and yet she swears. "THIS IS BULLSHIT, MICHAEL. YOU NOW HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY" lol

  • i think ppl are being too tough on this lady! let's be honest here. the argument for god's existence from lack of christmas presents is the first NEW theist argument in like 50 years. laughable, but creative.

  • not to be a dick but... this is not how keyboard cat goes. Where is the repeat?!

  • Nothing like trying to brainwash your offspring.

  • well this religion and atheism stuff is great and all but i want to know what the keyboard cat thinks

  • Wow, she strikes me as evil.

    Believe in what I say or ELSE!

    First she yells conform then submit to more indoctrination, then you're going back on your word (confirmed) then blackmailing him and getting up in face.

    Terrible mother.

  • what a bitch

  • Keyboard cat believes in God!

  • hey......did a person think differntly than his mom? wow damn thats just awful huh? that hes thinkin for his self and not lettin u shove everything u want him to believe down his fuckin throat. this lady seems like a bitch who trys to controll her kid. so props to this dude for not lettin her control his beliefs.

  • The Dutch brought the idea of Santa Claus to the american colonies. Nothing to really do with religion, but I thought you would like an interesting fact to give you a break from this intense religion talk.

  • OH FUCKING NOES! NOT THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. ANYTHING BUT THE JESUS PRESENTS!!

    P.S. Christmas was orignally copy pasta'd over a Pagan holiday so people would forget about it.

  • if you christians are wrong about heaven and stuff what do you guys thibk happens when you die? reply and tell me your thoughts :)

  • @zzdre nothing

  • @zzdre

    The same non-existence just as it was for you before you were born

  • Kitty on keyboard :D but seriously, that bitch must have one of her dildos too far up there

  • Fucking dumb bitch.

  • people like this give us a bad name...

  • "Oh so all of a sudden you just stop beleiving in God?"

    "Well, yeah, a lot can happen, you can think"

    hahaha how true.

    logic > religion.

  • Look at that loving Christian. So much kinder and accepting than that heathen son that only wants to believe what he thinks is true without getting forced to follow some religion. ah Christians...

  • I would ring that fucking bitch's neck.

  • Oxegyen causing animals, humans, and plants to grow twice as big making lizards "DINOSUARS!" And lastly it would be great if you could inform me of just ONE of the bibles "flaws" that would be great! :D

  • @JTechGuy Ha! Do you have proof that God doesn't exist? As far as im concerned there is no other beleivable way that this earth could be created then by someone of greater power which is? GOD! Also the bible fails to mention the dinosaurs because they were not referred to as "dinosaurs" Before the flood there was an enormous amount of water blocking out the suns harmful rays causing people to age slower! Same with animals! Also with the water blocking the rays the earth was filled with 100%

  • Hey look, it's Sarah Palin!

  • Christianity is a smart creation! It was created by Imerials (primarily Saul-Paul) to stop rebelion against the Emperor! That explains its two may traits:a) Authority is given by God(so any descent is blasphemy) b) The ruler(s) is NOT responisible of any oppression and unfairness against his people -God is "for His mysterious reasons"- he is just the "Governor General" or the "Messenger" -so don't shoot the messenger!!! That clues can explain that athoritarian and selfcentered bitch's behaviour!

  • That bitch plays the Governor General of God. Like all christians of her kind!

  • fuck that bitch woman my mom knows I'm an atheist and she really doesn't care

  • my mom gave me cole for being an atheist for christmas :c

  • Typical Catholic mom... I feel sorry for the kid.

  • poor kid

  • Just skip to 0:44 (best part)

  • Seriously, I hate religion, so far there is no proof that God exists. I laugh at Christians saying the bible is proof, yet the bible fails to mention dinosaurs and the stone age, and its very hard to believe that we are all descendants of Adam & Eve. Science has proved that dinosaurs and the stone age existed but the bible's "truth" is invalid and flawed in so many ways.

    Oh yeah, this bitch needs to STFU and GTFO, fuck Christianity

  • @JTechGuy

    That.

  • @JTechGuy There are so many inconsistancies in the Bible it's not funny, but most Christians don't know because their Minister sort of leaves all that out. They should read Jesus Interrupted by Bart Ehrman.

  • @JTechGuy Scientists found an erect backbone With an age of 6000 years which is what Christians believe of the beginning of time. The bible also mentions a lost city covered by the red sea which was recently discovered by a radar. Could you explain to me one of the bible's flaws? or how it is invalid? You atheist are so mid lead by the worlds foolishness in believing all of this unproved "information." I will be praying for you that someday you will be saved by the real savior. Jesus Christ.

  • @Flingyding Oh yeah great a religious person talking about being mis-lead, so what if there's a lost city under the red sea, What does that have to do with anything..also, I'm sure science has a better reason as to why its there than the bible.

  • @Flingyding hahahah YOU SAID ERECT!

  • @JTechGuy Bromance, i fucking love you! <3

  • @JTechGuy explain everything the biegining of everything how evil allways fails and ect

  • @JTechGuy If the Bible is proof of god then Lord of the Rings is proof of Hobbits.

  • @JTechGuy The knowledge that we have collected, internationally, over centuries and generations of collaborative human effort, conclusively shows that there is no accommodation for Creation myths. But, what's unsettling, is that if someone is willing to believe in something without information, then information won't change their mind.... :( --Too bad she treats her kid that way, though.... --No role model there....

  • @JTechGuy well I think you are untitled to your views but I don't know why you have to hate Christianity so much, just ignore it and get on with life

  • No presents?! (LOL)

  • "it is not okay"

    Keyboard Cat begs to differ!

  • man the harpoons

  • "your not gettin any thing for christmas" i would have caved there

  • thank god im atheist

  • I so waited for her to say ''f**k*n'' after the 'Jesus' :D

  • LOL @ all the faggots arguing over religion as if they know shit. Fucking cunts.

  • Shouldn't be "play her off"? His mom is annoying.

  • Athiest Sucks! JESUS CHRIST FOR LIFE!!!!!

  • @BrokenKickPedal JESUS IS LIKE, TOTALLY TUBULAR, DUDE!

  • she mad

  • This is definitely a play "her" off.

  • MATERIALISM MUCH! -.-

  • Geez, what a fucking bitch! This is why people hate religious freaks

  • @donGripo That goes without saying, only the freaks, are the bad people!

  • LMAO!

  • What a bitch

  • This is yet another example of poor and abusive parenting. The son is brave to say his an atheist and must not concede to their so-called sense of what is right and wrong.

  • The mother was obviously brainwashed from childhood to adulthood therefore she thought that she was doing the right thing. She has a very warped sense of morals by pressing these beliefs upon the son. Instead, she should be concerned about his health, grades, and insuring that he does not become a criminal. The father ought to be ashamed of himself for not defending his son from this abuse. He may have been brainwashed into thinking his wife is right and therefore enforcing a moral code.

  • DAD (YOUR ARE GOING TO TAKE THAT FROM A WOMAN?)

  • BLAH BLAH BLAH GOD! BLAH JESUS! CAPITALISM! CAPITALISM! GOD!

  • Good job, kid.

    

  • kudos to the kid for having his own opinion and not letting himself get brainwashed by his ignorant mother.

  • Well at least there was no stoning or beheadings. But lots of yelling.

  • Well, I think he's a little old for Christmas anyway, so...

  • people can believe what they want to believe and its people like this destroying children today

    NO MORE FUCKING CONTROLLING PARENTS!

  • Good Without God. Religion is bullshit. The world will never be a "better place" until all religion is GONE GONE GONE! Fuck religion. Homophobic, sadistic, sexist, racist, malevolent, honor killing, and being mind numbingly ignorant on so many levels. THERE IS NO MOTHER FUCKING ASS HOLE DEITY IN THE MOTHER FUCKING SKY YOU IGNORANT FUCKS! GET OVER IT, YOURSELF, AND ALL OF YOUR SHITTY ASS GOOD FOR NOTHING "0 STEPS FORWARD, 1 BILLION STEPS BACK" PREJUDICES! GET OFF OF OUR PLANET YOU FUCKERS!

  • Nice to see a good, sweet Christian woman.

  • Did he died?

  • Obviously the woman is shocked because her son she raised to be a christian made such a life-changing decision against it, especially at such a young age. Im not saying its right or wrong, but id be upset too.

  • u need a FUCKING break, Michael...

  • If your son is a athiest, let him be, its his choice. Trying to make him change his mind is stupid! What a naive, stupid mother!

  • I love that cat! It plays like a Baptist.

  • Good kid! :] You'll grow up to be intelligent.

  • "It takes something like a religion for a genuinely good person to do genuinely bad things"

    You know who said that?

    THIS guy! *points to self, double thumbs* Awe yeah

  • OKAY

  • "give me a FUCKING break michale, thats it were going to church ever sunday"?

  • that's the worst thing she could throw at him... no christmas prezzies...

  • Wow, just look at those americans.

  • @Diatomus People say our fatness is our worst quality. Others say it's our politics. But really, nothing makes me ashamed of my country more than the religious pricks that inhabit it.

  • my mother called me her worst failure for being atheist.

  • @NatureGnome -- Im sure there are failures you know nothing about that make you being an atheist look like her finest acheivement.

  • -IT'S OK TO BE ATHEIST!

    -WHY?

    -I SAID SO DAMN IT!

  • Very nice christians, BELIEVE WHAT I TELL YOU TO BELIEVE OR ELSE! jesus said that at one point right? fuck religion

  • No God? NO FUCKING PRESENTS!

  • God forbid if a child tries to make his/her own decision when it comes to religious beliefs. This lady pretty much sums up what the Catholic church did to the rest of the world.

  • The keyboard cat version has more hits? Why...? IT'S NOT OK! Hah. ...sigh. Something serious taken down a peg. Way to go, Youtube.

  • dad keeps sipping his coffee. nice

  • lol, NO PRESENTS, she doesnt want her lil boy to go to hell lol.................i see garfield put down the lasagna

  • This title should be "Play HER off Keyboard Cat"

    That is all

  • no micheal it is not ok to show disbeliefe in a falsified marketing holiday dumbasses

  • I am now an atheist too. Just because of this stupid bitch.

  • @MrBeautifulba1 You cant just turn atheist to watch this vid? Iam an atheist offcourse, by being prooven

  • @swedishmetalupyours Holy shit. I don't remember calling her that. I apologize if I have offended her. I still stand by my statement However, without the use of thus said "profanity". .. I think she's just doing what she thinks is right.

  • is there an original of this?

  • Religion is a waste of time.

  • No PRESENTS FOR CHRISTAMAS?!? you gotta be KITTEN ME =D win*

  • see you in hell?

  • the true crime is that they didnt play the full kitteh song

  • I wanna find this kid, shake his hand, and tell him his mom is a bitch.

  • Real Christ-like Mommy Dearest!

  • Mom is owned at 00:40 hahahah

  • Don't most church go-ers not cuss?

  • As Brian from Family Guy said: How very Christian of you. Believe what I say or I will hurt you.

    That poor boy. Let him believe what he wants. That's what freedom of choice is.

  • did Christmas died?

  • This bitch is crazy; believe in my religion or LOUUUD NOISES

  • I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE THIS MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH JESUS CHRIST THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY!

    hmmm.. I am an Atheist :) and i love piano xD

  • Did jesus christ died?

  • She's not a bitch, she's a mom. This exact thing happened with me and my mom when I was 14. Being a parent is hard, I'm sure she's a great mother. If she wasn't, she wouldn't give a shit about her son. Obviously she does.

  • @gcjadis Being his mother doesn't mean she's not mean she's not being a bitch. I dealt with precisely the same thing when I was growing up. I'm now 37 years old, and she *still* can't cope with the fact that I don't believe in her god, or any other, or that I can run rings around her in any theological discussion. She has her good points, but yes, she is very much a bitch. Family is not a "get out of jail free" card. All it offers is a chance. How it's used is up to the individual.

  • lmfao what a bulshiiiiiiiiit

  • Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!!­!!!!

  • I'm an atheist, do you what I do for Christmas?

    NOTHING

    I do share new year's gifts though.

  • Regardless of your religion, when it's crisis time, Keyboard Cat is there

  • If you dont believe in god then you will get nothing for christmas! lol good way to bribe the kid in to believing in god! what a stupid bitch!

  • @StoneyBoy84

    Actually, God is Christmas.

    If you are atheist and celebrate Christmas, you are an hypocrite.

  • @Jhoods2800 Um, dude~ no... it's not. It's a Pagan religion that was replaced by the Catholic church because they wanted to make people forget it. It was a holiday based on trees and nature. In fact the use of trees was something used before god. Do you even know the source of why we use pine trees in the bible? No, you don't~ because you don't even know your own scripture.

  • @strikerk

    Oh shit. I already knew that.

    You are right, i heard something on TV related about that.

  • @Jhoods2800 Fuck TV~ plenty of info on Google. It's really a tragedy man. Nearly every single religion we HAVE was once a pagan religion that druids and other civilizations survived on. Through conquest, blood shed and sheer manipulations~ Catholicism has carved its conquest as it is today. Through fear and pure lies. Now that the bloodshed is slowly going down, all we got are angry mothers threatening to end christmas. Now it's up to the rest of the world to say: OK.

  • @strikerk

    Nice information.

    But people have their beliefs, like homosexuals think they are normal.

  • @Jhoods2800 What?

  • @strikerk

    Nothing.

    Thanks for your info, dude.

  • @Jhoods2800 Why am i a hypocrite for celebrating christmas! If i want to celebrate santa's birthday i will!!

  • @StoneyBoy84

    Santa wasn't born on the christmas day.

  • @Jhoods2800 LOL you actually think im being serious??

  • OKAY

  • Looks like the brain washing wore off on this kid! Theres nothing wrong with being an athiest!!

  • @StoneyBoy84 except when you can't spell it

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  • That mother is stupid, ignorant and has limited knowledge of ethics.

  • @CocoDianne There crazy... as shown in this video.

  • And Way To Go, Dad!!!

    Sit there like a fat, downtrodden vegetable while your bitchzilla wife brutally rips the heart out of your son.

    Yay! You's da man.

  • @USERNAMEfieldempty haha i laughed out loud when i read bitchzilla

  • I'm confused... Is she God? Or just some nasty, dumb bitch who's awarded herself absolute authority concerning her Son's religious freedom?

  • Crazy christian lady's...

  • Oh look a kitty!