how did a comment about retarded fucking kids camping without a clue in the world get top rating in a rant from carlin about these ignorant fucking people. do it yourself ask one of these fucking ignorant shits what they are doing and they cant even tell you any answers they have no clue what they are doing what its going to do or what they are going to do succeed or fail. they have no plan, no ideas, and no intelligence.
thats why one lawyer stopped the entire movement in all of canada. and instead of changing their protesting methods they all up camp and go to their homes. some even try to claim that by hiding behind some homeless people that they got to camp in their little sad cities.
that the rights and freedoms of canadian citizens were infringed upon. my message to these ignorant fucking spoiled brats that think they are going to change the world.
STFU and get a real job work it for five years never bitch or moan about it and pay your fucking rent in your rooming house that is housing 6 crackheads simultaneously. and then after all that maybe you can complain about the state of living in this country unfourtunately even then if you still dont have any bright fucking ideas how to change anything for the better. then you will fit right in with those 6 crackheads.
Occupy is a fucking joke and the people involved in it are the ringleaders of the funniest thing i have seen since finishing watching this video and scrolling down to read that comment.
This one kid was telling me some dream he had, I said, "hold on, I don't care about your fuckin dream." He said, "that's not very nice." "I know, it wasn't supposed to be."
he would not support occupying anything, except maybe a ditch.. to become voluntarily homeless to try to prove some obscure faceless point that basiclly comes down to being unhappy with not having nicer homes or a bigger peice of the pie. george carlin would of told occupiers to fuck off or grow a pair. he knew better than any that this type of passive aggressinve pussified attempt to disrupt any of the governing powers systems of control was simple a giant fucking circle jerk.
So sad,but yet again,so true...Especially the people you work with.Fuck alive people,it's 4:30 in the morning...Don't come in & bang away at people,your life is absolutely not interesting.GC is right.I don't want to hear about your kids,your life,or how tired you are.Drop the hell dead.Know when to leave people alone.Imma leave it at that.
Whenever someone is telling me a boring story, I always have the good manners to say, "I don't care." Not many people appreciate it as much as they should.
@amerikanits that so funny, thats what I always say to my girlfriend when im staring at the wall behind her while shes talking about work! She respects my honesty though.
Wait, what the hell? "While all this is going on, you're searching through your mind for something diplomatic and tactful and graceful you can say to help end the conversation, and all I can think of is BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS..."
Why is it that I distinctly remember him saying SHUT THE FUCK UP repeatedly, not BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS?
@MaxxTheSlash Your memory is correct on this one. I guess the broadcast version has BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, but the video release has SHUT THE FUCK UP. Not sure why that had to be edited.
@MaxxTheSlash Yeah, the one on Netflix has the SHUT THE FUCK UP one. Both versions are the exact same, except only for that part. It doesn't make sense at all.
@JallaJay666 no he wouldnt cause the occupiers are a bunch of useless bums who dont have jobs....when the working class stops going to their jobs to protest then you know that they are on to something
I can't tell you how many times I've had to stand there and listen to a friend or coworker yammer on and on and on about gossip or absolutely nothing and the whole time im giving them the blank face and they just do not get it that what they're talking about is utterly uninteresting and useless. And the whole time I'm thinking to myself "stop talking...stop talking....stop talking..SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY I DONT CARE." Then I make an excuse and walk away and they get all butt hurt and offended.
The more I see of George, the less I like him. He was cute as the Hippy Dippy weatherman. He was cute as a social commentator, pointing out the hypocrisy in society. But in his last years, he just became mean and crotchety and intolerant. It's fine, when you're a star, to feel impatient with people's nonsense. But it shows a lack of class to talk about it.
@xander7ful id say after 70 odd years of this crazy shithole you would be fairly pissed with it too, and considering as you say "pointing out the hypocrisy in society" so he noticed alot that others dont and that must take its toll after a while, people are boring and RETARDED.... and were getting more retarded as each year passes...
@hoelbigel I do get it. I was trained in radio broadcasting & I know what SCHTICK is. My problem is that he used certain personal feelings as schtick, as material. My personal opinion is that not all feelings should be shared.
Remember that he's on stage here. If you've ever seen him interviewed in his last years when he wasn't doing an act on stage, you'll find that he was actually quite a calm and content man. His act, like all comedy, is an exaggeration of himself. Watch the video "George Carlin on aliens" and you'll see him explain the nature of his cynicism. His monologue is very soft-spoken compared to his usual aggressive tone and it's very interesting to see him just being himself.
Indeed. I think that video I mentioned in my last post is a clip from Inside the Actor's Studio. I wish I knew where I could find the whole episode since Carlin's monologue was so different from his usual style. He was actually, dare I say, heart-warming! Not your usual Carlin, that's for sure!
@MagAongas72 interesting comment but still wrong now please be quiet enjoy the vid,and yes there is something wrong with you seek help for the mind if you don't than hey good for you
@BasqueNYC yes what you said was comedy ffs, the story of the world ending at 2012
never came from the mayans, it was your halfwit nation ,that keeps doing these dates,i think its away for all of you monkeys to keep your minds on something,,the fucking mayans couldnt even tell ya what that colour plate is,for all we know or the mayans it could of been a piece of art deco,but you fucking yanks have to make a mountain out of a mole hill, fucking fear mongers ,country run by halfwits
@TheImperialistStates yes i was but im alright now, i had time to mend ,now im ready for the next insult ,,its aswell iam not a yank ,or i would of thrown the rope up by now with all these insults ,you know how sensitive they can be
@BasqueNYC hey fella you can belame you yanks for the bollocks about y2k
and about every other date ,you lot spread your shit all over the world ,its like ever 5 years you halfwit ppls bring out anothe end of the world date first 2012,now its 2017 2029 make up your fucking mind,look yas were wrong now fuck off with your mad dates,someone needs to pull the plug on america,the ppls are to far gone they might escape and breed with others
This is very real!!! I always watch them to understand why do they really talk this bullshit... i try to find the meaning, but i can't, because there is no meaning... are just talk to pass the time
I use those tackticks all the time. However, I do something else with the phone if the other person won't shut the fuck up and my tone of voice doesn't work; I would just set the phone down while he/she is still talking and pick it back up in about 5 minutes. In most cases the other person would still be going on.
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If she was pregnant with him 9 years ago, how can he be 10? I wonder if that was an honest mistake by George or if he purposely did that to make the guy sound like more of an idiot.
@krisroks117 Alright dude chill out. I wasn't saying it wasn't funny it was just a question. I'm an avid George Carlin fan so clearly I have a sense of humor. And I'm funnier than you.
I had to watch this again just before Thanksgiving, because if there was ever a time to realize just how fucking boring people are, and exchanging meaningless, awkward small-talk with family you only see twice a year, aka shallow superficial conversations between two adults lying to each other for an hour or that aren't really listening to what either person is saying anyways, Thanksgiving is it.
@Coltsfuntawin Not true. They're actually all very nice people. I'm just pointing out the way a lot of people feel about the holidays, but are too afraid to say. A Carlin video is a perfect place to say it.
I've actually been on his end of many conversations similar to this and I had a hard time trying not to laugh because this bit was going through my head the whole damn time
@nsd1901 this is from the unedited version. carlin stumbles over his words in many places and otherwise has a couple of "senior moments." the DVD edits all of those out.
LOL, I work at a gas-station and the lady that just filled up a can went like this: "yeah, I ran out of gas over at canadian tire... that sucked.. its been like this all month, 2 weeks ago I hit a racoon.. 2 weeks ago? No 3 weeks ago, anyway it hit my radiator and the car lost all the coolant, then the engine overheated and [...]"
I IMMEDIATELY thought of George Carlin and hardly contained my laugh!! :D
Now you wouldn't know it? When he said that just his voice and attitude n facial expressions made u laugh true comedian talking about real life things. All new comedians talk about is sexiest n racist shit stupid people just causing problems n not funny at all
This Carlin bit accurately describes 95% of people I run into on a daily basis. I honestly couldn't give half a shit about the blathering bullshit the vast majority of the masses have to say about anything.
yo,all carlin fans like myself as i have been all my life,does anyone have any ideas why those that dont care for carlin and his brand of comedy,and thats what it is comedy,why they come here?please let me know,as i just dont get it? thanks,Steve
thank you warrior4just,your reply to my apology tells me that you are a good person,and someone willing to forgive someone who was out of line like i was.i thank you.Sincerly,Steve
everybody clapping is retarded, goerge u have a low tolerance for stupid shit, and we all do, is that supposed to make look cooler or appeal to the audience , freaking retarded
@warrior4just dude,if you dont care for the comedy of george carlin,why did you even come to the site? i will tell you why.Because you are 1 of the people of which george speaks.you cannot spell correctly,and you are an,you know,now that i think of it, it might have been 8 years ago.That would have been close to Y2K, asshole. go pleasure yourself to Justin Beiber.thats what you are you, you person you!
if i was near i'd spit on u ya troll, first off u shit for brain, i like many topics he deals with in his comedy, but this one...sounded pathetic. oright, so mother fucker next time u write a comment check somebody's channel to see what they listen u fucking turd.
@warrior4just alot of swearing there,and I apologize for my rude ,and totally uncalled for remark.you are right,it was unadult like for me to expect that you have to like everything he said.. As a veteran of the Army, im truly sorry for my remark.and i learned a lesson from this experience.do not judge.i especially apologize for the Beiber thing.uncalled for.I am sorry.
I frickin love that laugh at 2:10
TrunksTrevelyan 1 day ago
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TrunksTrevelyan 1 day ago
the older he was the better he got. Rare, that
ennot 2 days ago
George carlin would not support the occutards, he would go beyond what they stand for.
TheGoober6969 2 days ago
how did a comment about retarded fucking kids camping without a clue in the world get top rating in a rant from carlin about these ignorant fucking people. do it yourself ask one of these fucking ignorant shits what they are doing and they cant even tell you any answers they have no clue what they are doing what its going to do or what they are going to do succeed or fail. they have no plan, no ideas, and no intelligence.
DemonicDon13666 3 days ago
@DemonicDon13666 continued from above (ran out of room):
thats why one lawyer stopped the entire movement in all of canada. and instead of changing their protesting methods they all up camp and go to their homes. some even try to claim that by hiding behind some homeless people that they got to camp in their little sad cities.
DemonicDon13666 3 days ago
@DemonicDon13666 cont'd again (same reason):
that the rights and freedoms of canadian citizens were infringed upon. my message to these ignorant fucking spoiled brats that think they are going to change the world.
DemonicDon13666 3 days ago
@DemonicDon13666 cont'd again:
STFU and get a real job work it for five years never bitch or moan about it and pay your fucking rent in your rooming house that is housing 6 crackheads simultaneously. and then after all that maybe you can complain about the state of living in this country unfourtunately even then if you still dont have any bright fucking ideas how to change anything for the better. then you will fit right in with those 6 crackheads.
DemonicDon13666 3 days ago
@DemonicDon13666 cont;d again :
Occupy is a fucking joke and the people involved in it are the ringleaders of the funniest thing i have seen since finishing watching this video and scrolling down to read that comment.
DemonicDon13666 3 days ago
This one kid was telling me some dream he had, I said, "hold on, I don't care about your fuckin dream." He said, "that's not very nice." "I know, it wasn't supposed to be."
loudfastrulez 3 days ago
#BlowItOutYouAss
aristijorgemar 2 weeks ago
Body language never works for me.
Trakstar84 2 weeks ago
good on him, he was witty as hell till his dying day.
FishyMoe 2 weeks ago
My number one vacation spot is Frog Balls, Arkansas.
mkhedart0mt0avari 3 weeks ago
he would not support occupying anything, except maybe a ditch.. to become voluntarily homeless to try to prove some obscure faceless point that basiclly comes down to being unhappy with not having nicer homes or a bigger peice of the pie. george carlin would of told occupiers to fuck off or grow a pair. he knew better than any that this type of passive aggressinve pussified attempt to disrupt any of the governing powers systems of control was simple a giant fucking circle jerk.
paulbauer1250 3 weeks ago
coolest grandpa ever
shamelesangel 3 weeks ago
Carlin's face at 6:23 to 6:28 LMAO!
MrKUBRICKIAN 3 weeks ago
So sad,but yet again,so true...Especially the people you work with.Fuck alive people,it's 4:30 in the morning...Don't come in & bang away at people,your life is absolutely not interesting.GC is right.I don't want to hear about your kids,your life,or how tired you are.Drop the hell dead.Know when to leave people alone.Imma leave it at that.
shrill99 3 weeks ago
Whenever someone is telling me a boring story, I always have the good manners to say, "I don't care." Not many people appreciate it as much as they should.
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Trakstar84 2 weeks ago
@amerikanits that so funny, thats what I always say to my girlfriend when im staring at the wall behind her while shes talking about work! She respects my honesty though.
smithy2306 1 week ago
@amerikanits I don't care.
joeperson101 1 week ago
@joeperson101 Well played, sir.
amerikanits 1 week ago
damn, he was old here.
kikomiko1 3 weeks ago
I live in Frog Balls, Arkansas, and I find this routine offensive.
JWFernel 1 month ago
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JWFernel 1 month ago
Wait, what the hell? "While all this is going on, you're searching through your mind for something diplomatic and tactful and graceful you can say to help end the conversation, and all I can think of is BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS..."
Why is it that I distinctly remember him saying SHUT THE FUCK UP repeatedly, not BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS?
MaxxTheSlash 1 month ago
@MaxxTheSlash Your memory is correct on this one. I guess the broadcast version has BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, but the video release has SHUT THE FUCK UP. Not sure why that had to be edited.
murdock283 3 weeks ago
@murdock283
No, I have the specials first showing taped on VHS and Carlin said "shut the fuck up" in that. It's "blow it out your ass" here for some reason.
MaxxTheSlash 3 weeks ago
@MaxxTheSlash Yeah, the one on Netflix has the SHUT THE FUCK UP one. Both versions are the exact same, except only for that part. It doesn't make sense at all.
murdock283 3 weeks ago
@murdock283
I think it's just two different concerts recorded at the different time.
Furykidxxx 2 weeks ago
I have only one thing to say to the 167 people who disliked:
"BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS"
"Blow it out your ass"
blow it out your ass !!!
sajid2196 1 month ago
3:00 Carlin said my name lol
XaeeD 1 month ago
@XaeeD Ben?
amayagab 1 month ago
And humans tend to be so proud of their capability to talk...
Wharwulif 1 month ago
I know how he felt. Every time I hear one of those Tea Party morons I hear stupid bullshit. Sadly they are proud of being dumb and uneducated.
dellboy99 1 month ago
If he was still alive, he'd rip facebook apart, and support the Occupiers.
JallaJay666 1 month ago 93
@JallaJay666 There would be no more facebook or twitter if he was still alive because he would rip them a new asshole lol.
danynumero6 1 month ago
@JallaJay666 no he wouldnt cause the occupiers are a bunch of useless bums who dont have jobs....when the working class stops going to their jobs to protest then you know that they are on to something
NotAG4yName 2 weeks ago
@JallaJay666 Way to speak for the dead,
Crapweeds 1 week ago
@JallaJay666 why would he support a group of people who are guilty of peedling stupid bullshit themselves lol
DemonicDon13666 3 days ago
k, bye! ...nuff said
BurnYourCash 1 month ago
I can't tell you how many times I've had to stand there and listen to a friend or coworker yammer on and on and on about gossip or absolutely nothing and the whole time im giving them the blank face and they just do not get it that what they're talking about is utterly uninteresting and useless. And the whole time I'm thinking to myself "stop talking...stop talking....stop talking..SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY I DONT CARE." Then I make an excuse and walk away and they get all butt hurt and offended.
damaged01 1 month ago 4
6:09 best part LMFAO
gurtanator 1 month ago
Fucking brilliant!
athtsak1 1 month ago
The more I see of George, the less I like him. He was cute as the Hippy Dippy weatherman. He was cute as a social commentator, pointing out the hypocrisy in society. But in his last years, he just became mean and crotchety and intolerant. It's fine, when you're a star, to feel impatient with people's nonsense. But it shows a lack of class to talk about it.
xander7ful 1 month ago
@xander7ful id say after 70 odd years of this crazy shithole you would be fairly pissed with it too, and considering as you say "pointing out the hypocrisy in society" so he noticed alot that others dont and that must take its toll after a while, people are boring and RETARDED.... and were getting more retarded as each year passes...
ravetunes 1 month ago 3
@xander7ful
you don't get it, you think he is speaking about his personal feelings?
Comedians have something called material, and it doesn't necessarily have much to do with how they feel on a personal level.
The important thing is that we can all relate to what he says, and of course his performance is one of a kind.
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hoelbigel 1 month ago
@hoelbigel I do get it. I was trained in radio broadcasting & I know what SCHTICK is. My problem is that he used certain personal feelings as schtick, as material. My personal opinion is that not all feelings should be shared.
xander7ful 1 month ago
@xander7ful
Remember that he's on stage here. If you've ever seen him interviewed in his last years when he wasn't doing an act on stage, you'll find that he was actually quite a calm and content man. His act, like all comedy, is an exaggeration of himself. Watch the video "George Carlin on aliens" and you'll see him explain the nature of his cynicism. His monologue is very soft-spoken compared to his usual aggressive tone and it's very interesting to see him just being himself.
icarus313 1 month ago
@icarus313 That's a very good point. Well said. He is a performer and performers exaggerate.
xander7ful 1 month ago
@xander7ful
Indeed. I think that video I mentioned in my last post is a clip from Inside the Actor's Studio. I wish I knew where I could find the whole episode since Carlin's monologue was so different from his usual style. He was actually, dare I say, heart-warming! Not your usual Carlin, that's for sure!
icarus313 1 month ago
@MagAongas72 interesting comment but still wrong now please be quiet enjoy the vid,and yes there is something wrong with you seek help for the mind if you don't than hey good for you
BasqueNYC 1 month ago
@BasqueNYC i was at the doctors the other day and he says im doing ,much better
and not to listen to those god damn yanks,his words not mine,
MagAongas72 1 month ago
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!
tigerbait134 1 month ago
@MagAongas72 um..it's comedy relax,I got no idea what your talkin about,but isn't 2012 come from the Mayans I'm not sure and I don't care
BasqueNYC 1 month ago
@BasqueNYC yes what you said was comedy ffs, the story of the world ending at 2012
never came from the mayans, it was your halfwit nation ,that keeps doing these dates,i think its away for all of you monkeys to keep your minds on something,,the fucking mayans couldnt even tell ya what that colour plate is,for all we know or the mayans it could of been a piece of art deco,but you fucking yanks have to make a mountain out of a mole hill, fucking fear mongers ,country run by halfwits
MagAongas72 1 month ago
@MagAongas72 AHAHAHAAHA you're upset XDXDXDXDXD
TheImperialistStates 1 month ago
@TheImperialistStates yes i was but im alright now, i had time to mend ,now im ready for the next insult ,,its aswell iam not a yank ,or i would of thrown the rope up by now with all these insults ,you know how sensitive they can be
MagAongas72 1 month ago
@MagAongas72 Hmmm, I find your sarcastic humor funny, for that i'll leave you alone, good day my limey counterpart.
TheImperialistStates 1 month ago
@TheImperialistStates hey monkey im irish not a fucking limey get it right
MagAongas72 1 month ago
@MagAongas72 Okay Mcfaggot what ever you say, good day sir.
TheImperialistStates 1 month ago
@TheImperialistStates ok yankie doodle dandy have a ..everything goes wrong day
MagAongas72 1 month ago
@TheImperialistStates lol "Mcfaggot"
superaprilcot 1 month ago
Frog Balls,Arkansas wtf lol
BasqueNYC 1 month ago
"remember Y2K? Whatever happened? Everybody was all worried about it nothin ever happened...hahahaha" omg lol so true people talk like this
BasqueNYC 1 month ago
@BasqueNYC hey fella you can belame you yanks for the bollocks about y2k
and about every other date ,you lot spread your shit all over the world ,its like ever 5 years you halfwit ppls bring out anothe end of the world date first 2012,now its 2017 2029 make up your fucking mind,look yas were wrong now fuck off with your mad dates,someone needs to pull the plug on america,the ppls are to far gone they might escape and breed with others
MagAongas72 1 month ago
@MagAongas72 you are retarded and not funny. please refrain from using your keyboard.
ballickmoyler 1 month ago
@ballickmoyler there most be something wrong with me for given the likes of you monkeys the time of day
MagAongas72 1 month ago
@MagAongas72 You were correct about one thing. There is something wrong with you.
ballickmoyler 1 month ago
@ballickmoyler well at least we agree on something
MagAongas72 1 month ago
In the original airing of this he actually says shut the fuck up instead of blow it at your ass.
gtrmu 1 month ago
@gtrmu
Blow it up your ass is better anyway.
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This is very real!!! I always watch them to understand why do they really talk this bullshit... i try to find the meaning, but i can't, because there is no meaning... are just talk to pass the time
BraveManNewWorld 1 month ago
What time does the circle jerk start?
TeenageNintendoGamer 1 month ago 2
@TeenageNintendoGamer Next Wednesday at 7 p.m. Be there or be square.
bagelbites101 1 month ago
I use those tackticks all the time. However, I do something else with the phone if the other person won't shut the fuck up and my tone of voice doesn't work; I would just set the phone down while he/she is still talking and pick it back up in about 5 minutes. In most cases the other person would still be going on.
broalonzo 2 months ago
@broalonzo and why could you not just say to the person on the phone ,your just about to take a shite and woould you mind calling back
MagAongas72 1 month ago
@MagAongas72 hahaha
ichaffee1 1 month ago
Huh?!! He's bad, bwah hah hah! He's bad and he gets away with it.
Hoobifta 2 months ago
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Hoobifta 2 months ago
I like enduring this whim man.
Hoobifta 2 months ago
This is not good. I feel short.
Hoobifta 2 months ago
This bit reminds me of every family gathering, Same boring stories over, and fucking over.
KillaBuStIn 2 months ago
God peple are fucking boring! People are just fucking boring!!! You know what would be great for a guy like me? just to be in a coma!
SoulBringuer 2 months ago
@SoulBringuer cool story.
pooscifer 1 month ago
@SoulBringuer i nearly fell into a coma reading your comment
MagAongas72 1 month ago
i agree people are boring
obaphone 2 months ago
@15264897 The one who sits silently in the corner and just stares at everyone MAY be a serial killer, but I bet you prefer him to the others. :)
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RapsAlive 2 months ago
If she was pregnant with him 9 years ago, how can he be 10? I wonder if that was an honest mistake by George or if he purposely did that to make the guy sound like more of an idiot.
breezeinthenite 2 months ago
@breezeinthenite it was on purpose! i swear people have no humor.
krisroks117 2 months ago
@krisroks117 Alright dude chill out. I wasn't saying it wasn't funny it was just a question. I'm an avid George Carlin fan so clearly I have a sense of humor. And I'm funnier than you.
breezeinthenite 2 months ago
@breezeinthenite Your second guess...
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dropjawbertone 1 month ago
Most households have a copy of the Bible sitting out on their living room dresser. Mine has a copy of Brain Droppings.
theatlantisrise 2 months ago 24
@theatlantisrise Ditto. It's like an owner's manual for anyone trying to understand why I am the way I am.
platypius 2 months ago
can you believe this man grew up in the 50s?:)
f4ust85 2 months ago
/watch?v=pj2LVL05IJQ - HOLY SHIT
pricture 2 months ago
best comedian of all time!!
hhguitarheroht 2 months ago 3
A woman with burns on 90% of her who burns the remaining 10% by lighting a fart and incinerating her bush is clearly a story worth telling.
Johnbillyfrank 3 months ago 28
@Johnbillyfrank If George Carlin says it's not, then it's not !
bluegender2005 1 month ago
say a prayer for my asshole, thank you reverend
DankulousTV 3 months ago
this guy is like funny Scrooge, combined with Cheney and with a small splash of the Devil.
TheDarkscribe 3 months ago
I had to watch this again just before Thanksgiving, because if there was ever a time to realize just how fucking boring people are, and exchanging meaningless, awkward small-talk with family you only see twice a year, aka shallow superficial conversations between two adults lying to each other for an hour or that aren't really listening to what either person is saying anyways, Thanksgiving is it.
peaceandmetal88 3 months ago 5
@peaceandmetal88 Dude your family sounds horrid.
Coltsfuntawin 2 months ago
@Coltsfuntawin Not true. They're actually all very nice people. I'm just pointing out the way a lot of people feel about the holidays, but are too afraid to say. A Carlin video is a perfect place to say it.
peaceandmetal88 2 months ago
@Jujichan006 Lol, he would be a modern day Andrew Jackson. He's just a mean spirited middle class man nothing special.
Sovember 3 months ago
i wish i could yell "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS" 5 times when people are wasting MY time, but i'd probably get pummeled into a pulp.
UnicornPrincessxxx 3 months ago
I agree. I can only stand contact for a little bit. And I'm a nurse >.< lol
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dukijones 3 months ago
I've actually been on his end of many conversations similar to this and I had a hard time trying not to laugh because this bit was going through my head the whole damn time
HawksVols44 3 months ago 20
you know what's weird i watched this on netflix and instead of blow it out your ass he said shut the fuck up...were there two different versions?
nsd1901 3 months ago
@nsd1901 this is from the unedited version. carlin stumbles over his words in many places and otherwise has a couple of "senior moments." the DVD edits all of those out.
jrmhbky 3 months ago
LOL, I work at a gas-station and the lady that just filled up a can went like this: "yeah, I ran out of gas over at canadian tire... that sucked.. its been like this all month, 2 weeks ago I hit a racoon.. 2 weeks ago? No 3 weeks ago, anyway it hit my radiator and the car lost all the coolant, then the engine overheated and [...]"
I IMMEDIATELY thought of George Carlin and hardly contained my laugh!! :D
Freiheitskaempfer15 3 months ago
@Freiheitskaempfer15 please tell me more
alfonsomfelix 3 months ago
Surgery! I'm having my ears sewn shut! LMFAO
Metalgears1 3 months ago 3
6:10
edasnoraa 3 months ago
Now you wouldn't know it? When he said that just his voice and attitude n facial expressions made u laugh true comedian talking about real life things. All new comedians talk about is sexiest n racist shit stupid people just causing problems n not funny at all
liecheatnsteal77 3 months ago
I had an aunt whose bush caught fire trying to light a fart!
beggin1967 4 months ago
this is so true
agadgsgdfgsasadsfdg 4 months ago
Yep nobody gives a shit about Norway and its uneducate citizens.
Warpath2198 4 months ago
As a tribute to him, I will go to Norway in 2025.
QuantumEagle17 4 months ago 157
@QuantumEagle17 I already Have My Tickets Booked
littlebdt 3 months ago
@QuantumEagle17 See you there! I'm going too!
ZuccottiPark 3 months ago
George is my new hero :) How come on the version I downloaded he says 'shut the fuck up' instead of 'blow it out your ass'? Anyone else got that?
IKilledElviss 4 months ago
@IKilledElviss I did, too.. I prefer this version
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gayshorts120 4 months ago
a more aggresive andy Rooney
stewlegg 4 months ago
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
hunkyjelly 4 months ago
This Carlin bit accurately describes 95% of people I run into on a daily basis. I honestly couldn't give half a shit about the blathering bullshit the vast majority of the masses have to say about anything.
pumarunner88 4 months ago 17
@pumarunner88 I'm with you man, Unless you're in my inner circle of people I don't give 3 fucks about what they have to say.
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The laugh he does at 2:10 cracked me up. We miss you George! :)
Spherex86 4 months ago
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Spherex86 4 months ago
not one ounce of bullshit.
najemelmushtary 4 months ago
Carlin's made-up "stupid, boring BS" is far more interesting than real stupid boring BS people tell you.
Grafight23 4 months ago 132
idont think I want to go to Norway in 2024 as i had planned!
beggin1967 4 months ago
i don't know about you, but i'd actually want to hear the rest of that dinosaur story
samfilmkid 4 months ago
yo,all carlin fans like myself as i have been all my life,does anyone have any ideas why those that dont care for carlin and his brand of comedy,and thats what it is comedy,why they come here?please let me know,as i just dont get it? thanks,Steve
beggin1967 4 months ago 7
Apparently there are 156 offended boring people
1boysinblue 5 months ago
thank you warrior4just,your reply to my apology tells me that you are a good person,and someone willing to forgive someone who was out of line like i was.i thank you.Sincerly,Steve
beggin1967 5 months ago
@beggin1967 Fuck you
1boysinblue 5 months ago
@1boysinblue
i say fuck you. ya douchebag
warrior4just 5 months ago
everybody clapping is retarded, goerge u have a low tolerance for stupid shit, and we all do, is that supposed to make look cooler or appeal to the audience , freaking retarded
warrior4just 5 months ago
@warrior4just dude,if you dont care for the comedy of george carlin,why did you even come to the site? i will tell you why.Because you are 1 of the people of which george speaks.you cannot spell correctly,and you are an,you know,now that i think of it, it might have been 8 years ago.That would have been close to Y2K, asshole. go pleasure yourself to Justin Beiber.thats what you are you, you person you!
beggin1967 5 months ago
@beggin1967
if i was near i'd spit on u ya troll, first off u shit for brain, i like many topics he deals with in his comedy, but this one...sounded pathetic. oright, so mother fucker next time u write a comment check somebody's channel to see what they listen u fucking turd.
warrior4just 5 months ago
@warrior4just alot of swearing there,and I apologize for my rude ,and totally uncalled for remark.you are right,it was unadult like for me to expect that you have to like everything he said.. As a veteran of the Army, im truly sorry for my remark.and i learned a lesson from this experience.do not judge.i especially apologize for the Beiber thing.uncalled for.I am sorry.
beggin1967 5 months ago
@beggin1967
oright...a response worthy of praise.
warrior4just 5 months ago
@warrior4just How is he trying to look cool or appeal to the audience? You sound retarded.
CoolerKing37 5 months ago
@CoolerKing37
hey rotten shit for brain, u didnt get it, i have low tolerance for stupid ppl.
warrior4just 5 months ago
@warrior4just So you're doing a bit then? How ironic! lolz.
CoolerKing37 5 months ago
@CoolerKing37
i swear dude, u r specific kinda retard. did u attempt going to school, or parents lost hope
warrior4just 5 months ago
@warrior4just You tell me, waterhead...
CoolerKing37 5 months ago
@CoolerKing37
not only they lost hope, u father is going to commint suicide while ur mother shits in the streets
warrior4just 4 months ago
Frog Balls, Arkansas eheheheheheh
stranger201 5 months ago
156 people are boring.
jessicalgoes 5 months ago
o shit... xDxD rofl, i would love a grandpa like this xDxD
quieness 5 months ago
Remember Y2K? What ever happened? Everybody was all worried about that but nothing ever happened ! *evil laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA epic !
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qwerty94376 5 months ago
9 years ago! i know it was 9 because my wife was pregnant with our first islamic fundametalist militant terrorist!
beggin1967 5 months ago
it's really sad how 90% of the laugher is actually because people are THAT stupid...figures...
bukk3t 5 months ago