Religion makes no sense...Science is much better at explaining things.
There is no god...There is no afterlife...You are on your own.... When you die, your body will just rot into the ground, and you will become worm food.
This is the truth...Stop deluding yourself with weird medieval superstitions!
@DrKillaser I agree. I want my body burned into ashes as I float on a boat down a river or something. I definitely do not like the idea of being buried under ground with worms crawling all over my body and such. That's disgusting. Please, just burn me haha.
"Don't he look good? - You crazy? He's dead!" - I love that line, cuz that's how I always feel when people say at funeral services that "it looks just like (s)he's sleeping..." and I just wanna punch them right in the throat for saying dumb shit like that.
@bhimalnaraine I dont guess I have something called faith everyone needs a religion because MOST not all Most atheists think that theyre their own god and usually have no ethics or morals
@sasuke343 our minds can't comprehend it yet. It is good to ask questions, and keep your mind open to as many possibilities as possible, then to have your mind closed to something unknown....and just call it faith.
@bhimalnaraine f you think in 2 dimensions yes you are right but there is more to this world than black and white if you think about it if there wasnt a god how was all this created? if you believe in evolution how did the first animal start and evolve into ehat there is today? you need to think outside the box brother im praying for you.
@shawnshogan77 i believe 99% of what u think about religion is in the news or the internet and u though ohhh he sounds intelligent enough so i need to think like him and insult others ppl religion just cause he says theres no god.
to be exact what im trying to say is idiots like u who believe everything ppl say is what made The freaking Crusades witch hunting ETC possible in the firts place
@shawnshogan77 before insulting religion why dont u go and read some books so your stupidity dosent infect other ppl... womans have made more wars and diseases than religion did in all the time the world have turn around and yet we still love women and dont dispice them. if 1 guy rapes a child the whole religion is at a bad. if u want to insult religion better try reading all the books about religion>learn from the book>use logic from the things learned from the book to insult the religion
Yawwwwwn. When will people realise that religion isn't about killing people and being a bunch of pedophiles? How about motivation for life? A higher goal that keeps you doing good deeds and away from the bad ones? Just because it happened, and happens, doesn't mean it has to happen.
Let them have their religion, by trying to prove that they're wrong, you're doing the same thing they are. Forcing your beleifs on other people. For Carlinists remember the 1st commandment. "Thou shalt keep thy religion to theyself." never said you couldn't have it, just stop recruiting and respect each other.
I agree completely, the only religious people i have problems with are the people who force it onto others (*cough* that idiot from that Mist movie, which some may think is funny but i know people like that rl). other then those type of people i have no problem with people being religious. To each their own.
@malkrow21 it's like a train wreck, or a fat woman wearing a jumpsuit and holding a kitten -- you don't want to look, but the urge is strangely compelling.
Its true that religion does not kill people, but there is some people that will use it as an excuse or even use it to hide the truth of what really goes on. example: the English soldiers who dressed as arab terrorists, the twin towers, the London trains, Yugoslavia, or even farther back in time: the Spanish, and Romans. blah blah blah.
@colombus66 Right. Guess she had her chance. McCain probably thought he had some tasty MILF opportunities there. We'll be seeing her at some diner in Alaska down the road, saying in her nasally hockey mom whine, "You's want more coffee, darlins?"
While it appears that everyone on this page is going to debate bullshit like RELIGION on this page like some angry pansies, I am just going to enjoy Carlin's standup
Hell if your going to go on about what kills more people lets see, Natural Causes, "yes Joe he died yesterday.... Natural Causes" Now only if they had found a cure for natural causes before it got George the world would be a hell of a lot funnier place.well george did say his tombstone would say "he was here a minute ago".
there is no hell,how do u noe that there is hell??by reading some book!?!?!,if thats sooo then is there a brick house in a forest somewhere with three little pigs living inside??
I generally agree with you, DD... But gah...... I sure do wish there was sometimes... There are some people who REALLY deserve it, man. I think those people re-wrote the pre-requisites, to make good people think they were in DANGER of it.... People who like to love and be free... they're the ones who supposedly wind up in hell... But it's not like that, see? Cause, God is love, and sex is love... and marriage spawns hate (generally) and lines the pockets of the love-less.
@DeathDefied69 As far as we know right now, some 5000 billion years ago, Apes started evolving, and today we have humans, and we still have apes.
We don't have any missing links, just normal Apes, and normal People. We don't see any other animal species making evolutionary progress. So now today 5000 billion years have passed and all that's left is still People, And Animals. Why ain't their some other intelligent creature that ain't a animal ?
@BrahmaBull96 Small mutations upon small mutations during endless time. If you know anything about life, Just take a small thing in your head, Let's take an Eye, this isn't just 1 thing, The whole of the Eye, and the interaction with the brain, and all their is, Is like over 1000 different things in a perfect series, this would not happen simply because of evolution, go somewhere else with your superstition.
@BrahmaBull96 Small mutations upon small mutations during endless time. If you know anything about life, Just take a small thing in your head, Let's take an Eye, this isn't just 1 thing, The whole of the Eye, and the interaction with the brain, and all their is, Is like over 1000 different things in a perfect series, this would not happen simply because of evolution, go somewhere else with your superstition.
@BrahmaBull96 since it's build up of so many different things all together, it would not happen in 1 small mutation, which means, those half mutated eyes, would not be able to see NOTHING at all, why would this be an advantage ? why would these genes go further ? why would 1 part of the eye randomly pop out, and then stay for generations, untill the eye was completed ? billions of generations after ?
@Demek19 i knew that theory bubble boy. So the Eye that could detect light Builded itself Over How many random Mutations ? and when did it become an advantage to see light or not see light ? how did that make some mutated species more likely to reproduce over so Many billion years that finnaly a eye that could see light were done Mutating ? :)
@Demek19 HAHAHA :D The eye could detect light from the Get go :D
Where did this Object ( the eye ) that had to be Wired to the Brain in the correct manner, just the object alone takes billion of the Correct components and these billion of components only Works if they are connected correctly. your so CLUELESS :D You think suddenly an Eye that can detect light pops out ? and Is connected with the Brain, haha Its impossible your a retard :D
@mukkohaha And you know whats even more impossible? That an old man in the sky made himself out of nothing then created earth in 6 days and made Man out of nothing. And the " EYE " did not pop out byitself idiot. First we were all bacteria, then water plants, then fish, then we got on the ground, then we evolution made loads of other species depending on the surrounding environment. And after about 3 billion years later you got an eye. God was created by the evolution. Fag.
@mukkohaha So in the end even if All the parts of the Eye were Randomly Popping out by genetic mutation (evolution) Then the chance of them being in the correct series.. Just 1 flaw in the " what's goes to what " inside the eye, and it would not work AT ALL.
Eyes didn't exist in the beginning, sheer time and randomness Created this Super advanced thing, that humans cant even replace them self even with all the technology in the world.
The Westboro Baptist Church hate group picketed George Carlin's funeral. They were just in Florida trying to cause problems. If you put a negative on their videos they spam your videos (all of them) with forty or so negative ratings, as well as your friends and subscribers. They are the most hated people in America for picketing the funerals of dead soldiers and blaming their deaths on the fact that gay people aren't executed in this country.
Wow, back then he sounded like the mix of a stereotypical black who grew up on the streets and a 60's hippie who has IV tubes pumping estrogen into his bloodstream.
I have almost exactly the same thoughts on the world that he did.
When I first read "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops" I though I really want to meet this person. Hes intelligent, logical, fair and funny at the same time.
If heaven and hell acctually do exist I hope he goes to hell, (all the interesting people are there) thats where I'd prefer to go.
he is also died without HOPE,to bad so sad,he so smart he could of understood the power HOPE has on the essence of a fellow human being,sorry he paraded as a pseudo intellect,speaking lies,he was to stupid to really investigate their validity,sorry George,your legacy,is soon forgotten,the man you rejected lives on yesterday,today,tomorrow,forever,amen,ththank you Jesus
haha wow dadannykramer, you are even more retarted then the tard person ur trying to sketch.. and i think if george was as smart so you could say he was smart, he would be dumb, cuz you wud understand him when he lowers his level :(
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thats retarded.
so you want to go to hell with all the murders, pedophiles, serial killers, rapists, etc., just so you can burn forever with a comedian? thats the dumbest thing ive heard
The majority of whom were Christian, if you look at the percentage of criminals in America who are Christian.
Also, hell houses the majority of famous scientists, some of my favorite musicians, most of my friends (when they die), and a whole bunch of Swedish people. Actually, depending on the religion, heaven will have at most something like 60%(being generous) of people who have lived in the last 2000 years.
no, using thick-headed comments like "burn forever" is the dumbest thing. why? because it's just popular phraseology, learned by mimicking, and repeating. free-thinking people are getting more than a little tired of this shit. knock it off.
first off ....pedophiles don't go to hell... they go to playgrounds....
so... that's the dumbest thing you've heard.... and burning forever ain't so bad.... my wife has been burning food for years... and i still love her.... well ... when I'm not loving 8 year old boys
What if the money spent on guns and hold by religion would be used to improve the economy and enviroment. Then people wouldnt have that much MOTIVE to kill each other!
well in my country religion doesn't teach you how to behave! It makes you think that if you believe in god he will forgive you! so parents and school are a better way to teach a young man how to behave...
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Why did this ass make so much money talking trash about religions when religions teach people how to behave? I'll tell you why, because Satan's spirit runs the show and his followers have turned the Earth into a dungheap. What a wonderful life this ass Carlin led, getting paid good money for HATE SPEECH !!! Wouldn't it be great if I could make a career out of spouting racist comments (I'm no racist, BTW), I'd be in Heaven. Getting paid for puking up HATE SPEECH. Oh boy !!
lololol xDDD watch Zeitgeist, can't belive this shit about religions teach people how to behave. OOOHH SHIT, no wonder your christian, you cant even reason shit out.
these loosers follow blindly what they r told to by mommy and daddy...dont take the time to find out on their own......GEORGE CARLIN atleast reasoned with his parent's beleives......if on ly he had gone a little furthur ....
yeah,religion can teach u to kill some other poor stupid fuck cause he believe in some other invisible man...hate speech?? everything he said about religion was so smart and true.."all time champion of exaggerated claims and false promises - religion " and,champion of confirmed killings in human history,may i add...
very smart response,really..u dont even know me,u see one of my posts and u know that i am jackass?? wow,u must be very smart,probably all-knowing man...congratulations!!!
Just because a guy shouts out "God Almighty" or "Jesus Christ" or "Allah Akbar" and then kills somebody doesnt mean that he is a Muslim or a Christian....... It only means he is a DELUSIONED PSYCHO WHO HAPPENS TO BE A MUSLIM/CHRISTIAN OR WHATEVER....... He would still kill somebody if he wasnt religious, because he is a psycho afterall! Get it?
You cant be honestly that stupid to think that a Religion allows for you to kill somebody? OMG...
stupid,stupid stupid stupid!!! did u ever heard about muslim holy war in the name of allah ?!?!?!?!?! did u ever heard about crusades,inkvisition...do you know why israel and palestine are in war?! its all started long time ago,based on religious differences...
only psycho can kill in the name of god.but that is just what religion does,making disillusioned psychos with blind faith in god....and when god said go to HOLY WAR they gonna kill someone with passion....open your eyes,please!!!!!
@Dreamerx47 we werent talking about any books, but religions. It gives religious people the right to kill someone because their religion says it's OK. Well that might be an understatement, their religion encourages to kill people!
''religion does not kill people...but it fucking helps'' You said... so religion does not kill people but fucking helps? Helps what? I assume you mean people?
but a religion cant kill you you need ment to obey that religion first
the men might be killing each other anyways but while a spalsh of ink on a paper cant really kill you it makes killing that much easier
"With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."
"Ok, bye go to hell. As for me I rebuke the demonic spirit of masturbation and lust so my soul can be saved. "
Good luck getting the right religion then. For all we know the right religion commands that once a week after the age 13 you must masturbate or you'll be dammed for all eternity.
How the hell did the comments here about Carlin imaginin' a funeral lead to masturbation though? Youtube commenters... ha
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I'm not perfect. My point is that you shouldn't embrace this since. It's a disease, it can kill you. In fact the bible the consequence of sin is death. So take it as it is. Don't make it seem ok when it's not.
"If Carlin could speak back, I think he'd say beware of hell to his followers."
Oh be quiet George Carlin probably took over Heaven by now because they believe just about anything. I mean you believe that Jesus walked on water, cured cancer somehow, turned water into wine, etcetera. Have you asked ONE QUESTION AT LEAST? NO! So let me ask you this wouldn't you go to Hell for trying to infringe on the rights of those who wish to use their free will? I mean you use Hell fire to scrare them.
he should go to heaven, fosho, he exposed the true evils of the world, he made us laugh, he did no wrong, and he never lied.
Indeed, in fact I think once God saw him he would've rushed to him and said to him, "Welcome!" I mean the more smart people the better. Also he seems like a peaceful fellow, however he does have a darkside to his humor but he understands peace and love. He questions everything, he uses his power of free will to see the wrongs of this world. God would love him!
I would! I mean he is one of the few that actually stood for human rights. What does the Bible do? Stands for Gods pride. What happened to pride going before the fall. Do these people learn or do we have to start screaming at them! PRIDE OF ANY KIND=BAD! LEt us instead stand for brotherly love and peace, eh? I am personally sick of people threatening me with Hell fire for being different! I say we throw God in Hell!
agreed, this guy was a true revolutionary man haha. religious extremists would look at him and say he has no morals, i say, he is what everyone should look up to if they dont know what the hell is going on in the world right now.
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Religion makes no sense...Science is much better at explaining things.
There is no god...There is no afterlife...You are on your own.... When you die, your body will just rot into the ground, and you will become worm food.
This is the truth...Stop deluding yourself with weird medieval superstitions!
atheist382 3 months ago
George got funnier as he got older, and cut back on his drug use. I miss his wit and wisdom.
jake44514 4 months ago
@hempartist420 Yes these things were zapped out of thin air, word up man :)
Your referring to big bang right ;) ?
mukkohaha 5 months ago
i would prefer that my body will be burned... (as the kings were in the past)
DrKillaser 5 months ago
@DrKillaser I agree. I want my body burned into ashes as I float on a boat down a river or something. I definitely do not like the idea of being buried under ground with worms crawling all over my body and such. That's disgusting. Please, just burn me haha.
Sallyallie89 5 months ago
@GeorgeCarlinIsInHell
You're a pussy.
OldCarsAreBest 6 months ago
@GeorgeCarlinIsInHell george's hell was probably heaven, so either way he's all set
meepshizzleyams 6 months ago
"Don't he look good? - You crazy? He's dead!" - I love that line, cuz that's how I always feel when people say at funeral services that "it looks just like (s)he's sleeping..." and I just wanna punch them right in the throat for saying dumb shit like that.
MassExtinctionEvent 7 months ago
@bhimalnaraine I dont guess I have something called faith everyone needs a religion because MOST not all Most atheists think that theyre their own god and usually have no ethics or morals
sasuke343 8 months ago
@sasuke343 That is totally not true.
davidzxx 7 months ago
@bhimalnaraine than what became before the big bang
sasuke343 8 months ago
@sasuke343 our minds can't comprehend it yet. It is good to ask questions, and keep your mind open to as many possibilities as possible, then to have your mind closed to something unknown....and just call it faith.
davidzxx 7 months ago
@bhimalnaraine so your saying this entire universe and everything beyond just started from nothing?
sasuke343 8 months ago
@sasuke343 we say we only know till big bang, we dont know what was before it yet.
while you guys are the one who says your god was created from nothing and made the world from nothing
sagar246246 8 months ago
@sagar246246 rom this entire debate it sounds like either side doesnt make a bit of sense from there on its just faith
sasuke343 8 months ago
@sasuke343 why do you have to put faith in it??? whats the problem in saying i dont know???
sagar246246 8 months ago
@sasuke343 If you study dialectical materialism then everything you have ever asked will make sense.
davidzxx 7 months ago
@bhimalnaraine Its funny how i can give an answer and you cant
sasuke343 8 months ago
@bhimalnaraine ok tell me how
sasuke343 8 months ago
@bhimalnaraine f you think in 2 dimensions yes you are right but there is more to this world than black and white if you think about it if there wasnt a god how was all this created? if you believe in evolution how did the first animal start and evolve into ehat there is today? you need to think outside the box brother im praying for you.
sasuke343 8 months ago
I love carlin except when he talks about religion
my fate says theres a god
science tells me how he did it
sasuke343 8 months ago
@shawnshogan77 i believe 99% of what u think about religion is in the news or the internet and u though ohhh he sounds intelligent enough so i need to think like him and insult others ppl religion just cause he says theres no god.
to be exact what im trying to say is idiots like u who believe everything ppl say is what made The freaking Crusades witch hunting ETC possible in the firts place
bacalaitoxxx 8 months ago
@shawnshogan77 before insulting religion why dont u go and read some books so your stupidity dosent infect other ppl... womans have made more wars and diseases than religion did in all the time the world have turn around and yet we still love women and dont dispice them. if 1 guy rapes a child the whole religion is at a bad. if u want to insult religion better try reading all the books about religion>learn from the book>use logic from the things learned from the book to insult the religion
bacalaitoxxx 8 months ago
PEOPLE, LAUGH AT THE FUCKING VIDEO. YA KNOW? AHAHAHAHAH, LIKE THAT.
I swear, if i ACTUALLY had a doller everytime I saw more replies then comments, I WOULD be rich.
*smokes a bowl....wanders away from comments section..*
masvindu 10 months ago
@rvn84 you're dumb. How can you not see any reason. It's a tool for control how could you not argue against that!
Zooligable 10 months ago
Joe Pesci bless him!
bluenick305 1 year ago 2
@shawnshogan77
Yawwwwwn. When will people realise that religion isn't about killing people and being a bunch of pedophiles? How about motivation for life? A higher goal that keeps you doing good deeds and away from the bad ones? Just because it happened, and happens, doesn't mean it has to happen.
Nick0Kyuubi0Narion 1 year ago
Let them have their religion, by trying to prove that they're wrong, you're doing the same thing they are. Forcing your beleifs on other people. For Carlinists remember the 1st commandment. "Thou shalt keep thy religion to theyself." never said you couldn't have it, just stop recruiting and respect each other.
ariandynas 1 year ago 2
@ariandynas
I agree completely, the only religious people i have problems with are the people who force it onto others (*cough* that idiot from that Mist movie, which some may think is funny but i know people like that rl). other then those type of people i have no problem with people being religious. To each their own.
SlipKoRnNinja 8 months ago
@SlipKoRnNinja man your the only sane person here in my opinion (well firts comment page to be exact)
bacalaitoxxx 8 months ago
@malkrow21 it's like a train wreck, or a fat woman wearing a jumpsuit and holding a kitten -- you don't want to look, but the urge is strangely compelling.
mightyteegar 1 year ago
OH MY GOD, PLEASE SHUT THE BLOODY FUCK UP ABOUT RELIGION, ALL OF YOU ... I'M TRYING TO WATCH A GEORGE CARLIN VIDEO
mightyteegar 1 year ago 10
Then don't scroll down, Mightyteegar.
malkrow21 1 year ago
@shawnshogan77
heres a fun fact
in the bible; people killed by
man/desease/animals: 1,887,553
satan: 3
God: 7,889,008,142
Mikeybetts 1 year ago 14
@Mikeybetts guess that proves satan is a killer...
mymykatie1 5 months ago
@Mikeybetts
That's why i like God. in the old testament he was popping people left and right. Good times... Gooood times...
D1vid3By0 3 months ago
@shawnshogan77 relgion doesnt kill people, people kill people
GANGSTAELPASO 1 year ago 2
You know what bullshit is that religious dumb-ass want the word "GOD" on dictionary WHO GIVES A FUCK.
strongbase1 1 year ago
Its true that religion does not kill people, but there is some people that will use it as an excuse or even use it to hide the truth of what really goes on. example: the English soldiers who dressed as arab terrorists, the twin towers, the London trains, Yugoslavia, or even farther back in time: the Spanish, and Romans. blah blah blah.
But my opinion: i dont care about religion.
yoelco 1 year ago
Last year my grandmother died and they had an open casket. That's creepy man!
RadarKat73080 1 year ago
Don't he look good............your crazy hes dead!
BlackMasterJoe89 1 year ago
Like a fine wine, he only got better with age.
We won't see the likes of him again, sadly.
When all the greats like Carlin have disappeared, all we'll be left with is shit.
canadianroot 1 year ago
@canadianroot Yeah, shit like Dane Cook in comedy and Justin Bieber in music, what's next Sarah Palin in the white house?
colombus66 1 year ago
@colombus66 Right. Guess she had her chance. McCain probably thought he had some tasty MILF opportunities there. We'll be seeing her at some diner in Alaska down the road, saying in her nasally hockey mom whine, "You's want more coffee, darlins?"
canadianroot 1 year ago
@canadianroot Check out Doug Stanhope.
BenjaminFrankenstein 1 year ago
I think George did more for the cause of atheism and humanism then any philosopher or public intellectual.
mojorhythm 1 year ago 2
rip
navabeasy 1 year ago
While it appears that everyone on this page is going to debate bullshit like RELIGION on this page like some angry pansies, I am just going to enjoy Carlin's standup
ilovetogofast88 1 year ago 4
when someone writes something i find to be inherantly false i feel the need to shove reality in their faces
especially if its something like "George Carlin is in hell"
this i find over time reduces the amount of bullshit
Dreamerx47 1 year ago
@shawnshogan77
Yeah and while you are doing your little rant about religious shit that NOBODY really wants to discuss , I am just going to enjoy Carlin's standup
ilovetogofast88 1 year ago
The marvelous George Carlin...RIP my friend.
cachimadrid 1 year ago
God, I hope I don't have a funeral and could you people stop bringing religion into this!
ilovetogofast88 1 year ago
@ilovetogofast88 You just did by saying god...fucking religous retard
daninetails867 1 year ago
@daninetails867
Dude, just shut up and stop being a fucking UPTIGHT retard just because someone says, GOD! Little sensitive prick
ilovetogofast88 1 year ago
religion™
MediaHoax 1 year ago
Hell if your going to go on about what kills more people lets see, Natural Causes, "yes Joe he died yesterday.... Natural Causes" Now only if they had found a cure for natural causes before it got George the world would be a hell of a lot funnier place.well george did say his tombstone would say "he was here a minute ago".
khelbenvasq 1 year ago
google Doe's Account, its mindblowing
Kingkalty 1 year ago
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That's correct George Carlin never had a funeral. He was cremated and his ashes were scattered by his wife
one1939 2 years ago
George Carlin never had a funeral. He was cremated and his ashes were scattered.
Mad1093 2 years ago
that sucks balls
furlongjeffrey 1 year ago
@Mad1093 Pity, I was hoping they blew him up like he wanted. I can comfort myself with the hope that a big chunk of him landed on Fred Phelps!
RadarKat73080 1 year ago
there is no hell,how do u noe that there is hell??by reading some book!?!?!,if thats sooo then is there a brick house in a forest somewhere with three little pigs living inside??
DeathDefied69 2 years ago 35
@DeathDefied69
I generally agree with you, DD... But gah...... I sure do wish there was sometimes... There are some people who REALLY deserve it, man. I think those people re-wrote the pre-requisites, to make good people think they were in DANGER of it.... People who like to love and be free... they're the ones who supposedly wind up in hell... But it's not like that, see? Cause, God is love, and sex is love... and marriage spawns hate (generally) and lines the pockets of the love-less.
YourLordVicious 2 years ago
well im not more sure about god that i am about those pigs
MokonaModokii 2 years ago
@DeathDefied69 As far as we know right now, some 5000 billion years ago, Apes started evolving, and today we have humans, and we still have apes.
We don't have any missing links, just normal Apes, and normal People. We don't see any other animal species making evolutionary progress. So now today 5000 billion years have passed and all that's left is still People, And Animals. Why ain't their some other intelligent creature that ain't a animal ?
mukkohaha 6 months ago
@mukkohaha 1. 5000 billion isn't a number.
2. The apes of today are a different type of ape than the apes of that long ago.
3. Every animal we have on this Earth has evolved from some other species from long ago.
4. There are many intelligent animals. Humans just happen to be the most intelligent.
BrahmaBull96 5 months ago
@BrahmaBull96 Small mutations upon small mutations during endless time. If you know anything about life, Just take a small thing in your head, Let's take an Eye, this isn't just 1 thing, The whole of the Eye, and the interaction with the brain, and all their is, Is like over 1000 different things in a perfect series, this would not happen simply because of evolution, go somewhere else with your superstition.
mukkohaha 5 months ago
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@BrahmaBull96 Small mutations upon small mutations during endless time. If you know anything about life, Just take a small thing in your head, Let's take an Eye, this isn't just 1 thing, The whole of the Eye, and the interaction with the brain, and all their is, Is like over 1000 different things in a perfect series, this would not happen simply because of evolution, go somewhere else with your superstition.
mukkohaha 5 months ago
@BrahmaBull96 since it's build up of so many different things all together, it would not happen in 1 small mutation, which means, those half mutated eyes, would not be able to see NOTHING at all, why would this be an advantage ? why would these genes go further ? why would 1 part of the eye randomly pop out, and then stay for generations, untill the eye was completed ? billions of generations after ?
you can count to 4, don't let it go to your head.
mukkohaha 5 months ago
@mukkohaha nope, the eye could detect light from the get go, and got refined sorry to burst your bubble
Demek19 4 months ago
@Demek19 i knew that theory bubble boy. So the Eye that could detect light Builded itself Over How many random Mutations ? and when did it become an advantage to see light or not see light ? how did that make some mutated species more likely to reproduce over so Many billion years that finnaly a eye that could see light were done Mutating ? :)
mukkohaha 4 months ago
@Demek19 HAHAHA :D The eye could detect light from the Get go :D
Where did this Object ( the eye ) that had to be Wired to the Brain in the correct manner, just the object alone takes billion of the Correct components and these billion of components only Works if they are connected correctly. your so CLUELESS :D You think suddenly an Eye that can detect light pops out ? and Is connected with the Brain, haha Its impossible your a retard :D
mukkohaha 4 months ago
@mukkohaha :D
Nasbayern 1 month ago
@mukkohaha And you know whats even more impossible? That an old man in the sky made himself out of nothing then created earth in 6 days and made Man out of nothing. And the " EYE " did not pop out byitself idiot. First we were all bacteria, then water plants, then fish, then we got on the ground, then we evolution made loads of other species depending on the surrounding environment. And after about 3 billion years later you got an eye. God was created by the evolution. Fag.
Sp1riTCHL 4 weeks ago
@mukkohaha So in the end even if All the parts of the Eye were Randomly Popping out by genetic mutation (evolution) Then the chance of them being in the correct series.. Just 1 flaw in the " what's goes to what " inside the eye, and it would not work AT ALL.
Eyes didn't exist in the beginning, sheer time and randomness Created this Super advanced thing, that humans cant even replace them self even with all the technology in the world.
mukkohaha 5 months ago
What was his funeral actually like?
ErichoTTA 2 years ago
There was a meeting of cristians, who were claiming, that Carlin is in hell, and he was sending them silent "i don't give a shit"
9fb2b97678 2 years ago 33
he didnt have one
lailum 2 years ago
No funeral.
FeelOfFriction 2 years ago
The Westboro Baptist Church hate group picketed George Carlin's funeral. They were just in Florida trying to cause problems. If you put a negative on their videos they spam your videos (all of them) with forty or so negative ratings, as well as your friends and subscribers. They are the most hated people in America for picketing the funerals of dead soldiers and blaming their deaths on the fact that gay people aren't executed in this country.
PatrioticBlonde 2 years ago
man, GC has some groovy pants a shoes in this vid.... :P
manoljo 2 years ago 5
Wow, back then he sounded like the mix of a stereotypical black who grew up on the streets and a 60's hippie who has IV tubes pumping estrogen into his bloodstream.
Cool.
Manonthe3up 2 years ago
Wait till you meet me. :P
kageromaru 2 years ago
hes to hip for the room
piano12161770 2 years ago
RIP George Carlin
I have almost exactly the same thoughts on the world that he did.
When I first read "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops" I though I really want to meet this person. Hes intelligent, logical, fair and funny at the same time.
If heaven and hell acctually do exist I hope he goes to hell, (all the interesting people are there) thats where I'd prefer to go.
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he is also died without HOPE,to bad so sad,he so smart he could of understood the power HOPE has on the essence of a fellow human being,sorry he paraded as a pseudo intellect,speaking lies,he was to stupid to really investigate their validity,sorry George,your legacy,is soon forgotten,the man you rejected lives on yesterday,today,tomorrow,forever,amen,ththank you Jesus
dadannykramer4529 2 years ago
Your bad grammer and spelling are testament to how un-educated you really are. Read books other than the bible you ignorent TWAT!
mynthus999 2 years ago 7
Having fun talking to an imaginary person?
kageromaru 2 years ago
dadannykramer4529:
You is also as well too. So there!
Uhhh...I just one-upped your incomprehensible post.
caltrop69 2 years ago
haha wow dadannykramer, you are even more retarted then the tard person ur trying to sketch.. and i think if george was as smart so you could say he was smart, he would be dumb, cuz you wud understand him when he lowers his level :(
frostzor 2 years ago 2
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thats retarded.
so you want to go to hell with all the murders, pedophiles, serial killers, rapists, etc., just so you can burn forever with a comedian? thats the dumbest thing ive heard
ronhudsonjr 2 years ago
The majority of whom were Christian, if you look at the percentage of criminals in America who are Christian.
Also, hell houses the majority of famous scientists, some of my favorite musicians, most of my friends (when they die), and a whole bunch of Swedish people. Actually, depending on the religion, heaven will have at most something like 60%(being generous) of people who have lived in the last 2000 years.
pyVlad 2 years ago
i didnt say there WERENT average people in hell. i just said there WERE going to be the worst of worst people.
and people who are repeat offenders/criminals arent living as a christian should are they? your point means nothing.
ronhudsonjr 2 years ago
no, using thick-headed comments like "burn forever" is the dumbest thing. why? because it's just popular phraseology, learned by mimicking, and repeating. free-thinking people are getting more than a little tired of this shit. knock it off.
canadianroot 2 years ago
first off ....pedophiles don't go to hell... they go to playgrounds....
so... that's the dumbest thing you've heard.... and burning forever ain't so bad.... my wife has been burning food for years... and i still love her.... well ... when I'm not loving 8 year old boys
Othaepia 2 years ago 4
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in the beginning of the video he sounds black lol
arzama1 2 years ago
I wonder if his funeral was like that.
federalbigfoot 2 years ago
lol, love the crazy eyes
Molarchy 2 years ago
your an idiot
Clembo 2 years ago
I love the outfit when George kneels down!! 70's fashion was great, so was George!!!! I miss him a lot!!!
Ltron9 2 years ago
Can u guess why?
VorSatanClause 2 years ago 3
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Religion doesnt kill people, PEOPLE kill people....
Just like guns dont kill people, PEOPLE kill people......
If guns and religion didnt exist, would there be a difference? Would people STOP killing each other?
Exactly.........
silentbuIIet 2 years ago
You're not half as smart as you think you are. :)
SigDrums 2 years ago 2
1 up for you, 12 down for silent. And I hate people that assume our answers,
Quote:
If guns and religion didnt exist, would there be a difference? Would people STOP killing each other?
Exactly.........
Unquote: Fuck you and everyone that acts like you silentbullet
Schutzstafell 2 years ago
What if the money spent on guns and hold by religion would be used to improve the economy and enviroment. Then people wouldnt have that much MOTIVE to kill each other!
Deviand 2 years ago
What if this what if that,
What if we didn't speak english and our skin was oarnge
Fatalxx1 2 years ago
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silentbuIIet 2 years ago
R.I.P. George! Too bad he passed away. As of today, he would be 72 years old!
lolgeed 2 years ago 2
Prattville, go fuck yourself!!!!!
paycheck0171 2 years ago 5
well in my country religion doesn't teach you how to behave! It makes you think that if you believe in god he will forgive you! so parents and school are a better way to teach a young man how to behave...
Bieka2323 2 years ago
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Why did this ass make so much money talking trash about religions when religions teach people how to behave? I'll tell you why, because Satan's spirit runs the show and his followers have turned the Earth into a dungheap. What a wonderful life this ass Carlin led, getting paid good money for HATE SPEECH !!! Wouldn't it be great if I could make a career out of spouting racist comments (I'm no racist, BTW), I'd be in Heaven. Getting paid for puking up HATE SPEECH. Oh boy !!
PrattvilleCityLimits 2 years ago
eternal torture awaits anyone who questions gods infinite love
Dreamerx47 2 years ago
when religions teach people how to behave
lololol xDDD watch Zeitgeist, can't belive this shit about religions teach people how to behave. OOOHH SHIT, no wonder your christian, you cant even reason shit out.
Peter9k 2 years ago
PERFECTLY RIGHT PETER..!!!!!
these loosers follow blindly what they r told to by mommy and daddy...dont take the time to find out on their own......GEORGE CARLIN atleast reasoned with his parent's beleives......if on ly he had gone a little furthur ....
rulerheaven10 2 years ago
yeah,religion can teach u to kill some other poor stupid fuck cause he believe in some other invisible man...hate speech?? everything he said about religion was so smart and true.."all time champion of exaggerated claims and false promises - religion " and,champion of confirmed killings in human history,may i add...
moskri013 2 years ago
you're a jackass !!! CONGRATULATIONS !
PrattvilleCityLimits 2 years ago
very smart response,really..u dont even know me,u see one of my posts and u know that i am jackass?? wow,u must be very smart,probably all-knowing man...congratulations!!!
moskri013 2 years ago
People kill people, not a religion.
Just because a guy shouts out "God Almighty" or "Jesus Christ" or "Allah Akbar" and then kills somebody doesnt mean that he is a Muslim or a Christian....... It only means he is a DELUSIONED PSYCHO WHO HAPPENS TO BE A MUSLIM/CHRISTIAN OR WHATEVER....... He would still kill somebody if he wasnt religious, because he is a psycho afterall! Get it?
You cant be honestly that stupid to think that a Religion allows for you to kill somebody? OMG...
silentbuIIet 2 years ago
stupid,stupid stupid stupid!!! did u ever heard about muslim holy war in the name of allah ?!?!?!?!?! did u ever heard about crusades,inkvisition...do you know why israel and palestine are in war?! its all started long time ago,based on religious differences...
only psycho can kill in the name of god.but that is just what religion does,making disillusioned psychos with blind faith in god....and when god said go to HOLY WAR they gonna kill someone with passion....open your eyes,please!!!!!
moskri013 2 years ago 7
Amen to that, bro!
Hahahaha! No honestly, I suport you 100% on this.
SigDrums 2 years ago
thanks bro :D glad to see some smart ppl in here :D
moskri013 2 years ago
heres the truth:
religion does not kill people...but it fucking helps
Dreamerx47 2 years ago 149
Only if care about it, about religion opinion... george carlin, for example, religion doesn't fuck up with him. He probably was happy when he died
mvszao 2 years ago
@Dreamerx47 agreed
Milhail 1 year ago
@Dreamerx47 not!
TomValedro 1 year ago
al Qaeda
crusades
witchhunts
if you and reality disagree reality wins
Dreamerx47 1 year ago
@Dreamerx47 U said religion does not kill people.
TomValedro 1 year ago
O.o words kill kill people? fuck youtube just became a lot more dangerious
how does a book kill people?
Dreamerx47 1 year ago
@Dreamerx47 we werent talking about any books, but religions. It gives religious people the right to kill someone because their religion says it's OK. Well that might be an understatement, their religion encourages to kill people!
TomValedro 1 year ago
read my comment again -.-........then compare to your last comment
Dreamerx47 1 year ago
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@Dreamerx47 Dreamerx47
1 vuosi sitten 45
heres the truth:
''religion does not kill people...but it fucking helps'' You said... so religion does not kill people but fucking helps? Helps what? I assume you mean people?
TomValedro 1 year ago
@Dreamerx47
yeah but i don't mind the stupid being weeded out, just nature IMO
wass4406 11 months ago
@Dreamerx47 9/11? crusades?
Porkytool5 8 months ago
@Porkytool5
and a thousand other things all done by religious men
not religion....an idea cant hit you over the head with a large stone
Dreamerx47 8 months ago
@Dreamerx47 in the koran it says kill all that don't believe in Allah.. Thats what the 'RELIGION' says, not just religious men.
Porkytool5 8 months ago
@Porkytool5
it also says that in the bible
but a religion cant kill you you need ment to obey that religion first
the men might be killing each other anyways but while a spalsh of ink on a paper cant really kill you it makes killing that much easier
"With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."
Dreamerx47 8 months ago
@Dreamerx47 thus, in conclusion. religion kills people
Porkytool5 8 months ago
@Porkytool5
religion helps people kill people
this isnt so hard to understand
Dreamerx47 8 months ago
@Dreamerx47 i agree. "helps people kill people'. therefore fuck religion
Porkytool5 8 months ago
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@Dreamerx47 9/11?? Crusades??
Porkytool5 8 months ago
"Ok, bye go to hell. As for me I rebuke the demonic spirit of masturbation and lust so my soul can be saved. "
Good luck getting the right religion then. For all we know the right religion commands that once a week after the age 13 you must masturbate or you'll be dammed for all eternity.
How the hell did the comments here about Carlin imaginin' a funeral lead to masturbation though? Youtube commenters... ha
icetyrant 3 years ago
If Masturbation is a sin..?? every body can meet him in the hell !!!!.
LtteBuster 3 years ago
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Ok, bye go to hell. As for me I rebuke the demonic spirit of masturbation and lust so my soul can be saved.
jeanlenor 3 years ago
Liar...Never masturbated ???
you R sick man ....go & see a doctor...Viagra may help !!!.
LtteBuster 3 years ago 7
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I'm not perfect. My point is that you shouldn't embrace this since. It's a disease, it can kill you. In fact the bible the consequence of sin is death. So take it as it is. Don't make it seem ok when it's not.
jeanlenor 3 years ago
Psycho Christians piss me off...
ECWNET 3 years ago 11
"It's a disease" - Who diaganosed you? a apponted pastor with zero medical training. Yea...
Look it up, as tons of health benefits.
Why your at it, make sure you don't eat anything without a spine, else you be sinning as well *roll eyes*
TheSirCommunity 3 years ago
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well, if you don't change you'll meet your friend carlin when you die.
Jesus loves you!
jeanlenor 3 years ago
Lovely Logic and facts met with a topic change.
Must be nice living in denial :D
TheSirCommunity 3 years ago 6
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god thinks that people like you are an embarrasment to creation
Dreamerx47 3 years ago
i masturbate to Hentai almost every night, It's GREAT fun and I can't wait to get my devil horns, wings and tail.
PurpleStorm8 3 years ago 5
hehe hentai
7RaPeKiNg7 3 years ago
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If carlin could speak back to his audience/followers he'd say "beware of the reality of hell". He can't go back now, too late
jeanlenor 3 years ago
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If Carlin could speak back, I think he'd say beware of hell to his followers.
jeanlenor 3 years ago
If George Carlin is in hell, there is no heaven.
lennokki 3 years ago 9
"If Carlin could speak back, I think he'd say beware of hell to his followers."
Oh be quiet George Carlin probably took over Heaven by now because they believe just about anything. I mean you believe that Jesus walked on water, cured cancer somehow, turned water into wine, etcetera. Have you asked ONE QUESTION AT LEAST? NO! So let me ask you this wouldn't you go to Hell for trying to infringe on the rights of those who wish to use their free will? I mean you use Hell fire to scrare them.
Didymosrules 3 years ago
R.I.P.George Carlin,I wish I could've met you.
sexypace77 3 years ago
he should go to heaven, fosho, he exposed the true evils of the world, he made us laugh, he did no wrong, and he never lied.
itzbriantea 3 years ago
he should go to heaven, fosho, he exposed the true evils of the world, he made us laugh, he did no wrong, and he never lied.
Indeed, in fact I think once God saw him he would've rushed to him and said to him, "Welcome!" I mean the more smart people the better. Also he seems like a peaceful fellow, however he does have a darkside to his humor but he understands peace and love. He questions everything, he uses his power of free will to see the wrongs of this world. God would love him!
Didymosrules 3 years ago
I would! I mean he is one of the few that actually stood for human rights. What does the Bible do? Stands for Gods pride. What happened to pride going before the fall. Do these people learn or do we have to start screaming at them! PRIDE OF ANY KIND=BAD! LEt us instead stand for brotherly love and peace, eh? I am personally sick of people threatening me with Hell fire for being different! I say we throw God in Hell!
Didymosrules 3 years ago
agreed, this guy was a true revolutionary man haha. religious extremists would look at him and say he has no morals, i say, he is what everyone should look up to if they dont know what the hell is going on in the world right now.
itzbriantea 3 years ago
he sounds kind of black in this act, but he was great don't get me wrong, he will be missed
1981z28camaro 3 years ago
I know George Carlin was an Atheist but I will pray for him anyway.
eviltreemonster 3 years ago
dont. he wouldnt like tht. he HATES praying. leave him alone and move on. hes dead
jmd93743 3 years ago 2
Yes, but I still wish he goes to paradise.
eviltreemonster 3 years ago
"Don't he look good? Don't HE look GOOD?"
"You CRAZY, he's DEAD!!"
LMAO
onictube 3 years ago
lol
thebot4 3 years ago
His death is the only celebritys' death to bring tears to my eyes.
mindprism 3 years ago 7