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  • @fritogranito Air traffic is amazing! You watch yourself MISTER!

  • That job has to suck.

  • Alright now! Who messed up, huh?

    (*dead silence*)

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  • I HATE JFK airport. That airport needs to be demolished and rebuild. I try to avoid JFK at any cost and use La Guardia instead. Every time you go fly out or in from JFK there is delays like one hour or more. Something is really wrong with that shitty airport.

  • @Sooksawaspakdee961

    Butthurt

  • @celticnutty you've never tuned before. This dude is handling more strips than I can imagine. He brings it back really well. Props to ground controller.

  • K@Kingjames313 I am a controller in training in the USAF. I've been in for 18 months, and still have 18 months before I get my full RAPC rating. It is a very hard job, just look at the publications on the FAA website. Over 2000 pages just in civilian regs. It's incredibly fun, and the pay is great, but its like going to college. And people treat you like dirt in training. I would recommend going military as a controller, as they pay for the otherwise crazy expensive school.

  • Can any help me out. I have no experience in ATC, and would like to get into it. Is training as difficult as it sounds? I don't wanna be discouraged to try this as a trade.

  • @Kingjames313 I'm a commercial pilot and went through a school that offered a CTI program. It's equivalent to an associates degree..but many go on and get a 4 year in professional aeronautics or something similar. There are many other CTI programs around the states.

  • @kingjames313 You have to be under 30 years of age or complete the program and set up your interview with the FAA by the last calender date in reference to your date of birth. There is a lot of research out there for you to partake in regards to the difficulty, stress, pay, schedules, FAA and regs, etc. It is a VERY demanding career but a very rewarding one at the same time.

  • @Kingjames313 If you have any more questions just shoot. Like I said before, I am a pilot not a controller, but I know quite a bit about the career and especially the CTI program at FSCJ.

  • 2:50 LMFAO at the ATC's response.

  • yea cant do nothing airfrance yea u schmucks...

  • ATC, "uh! wait a minute, nobody MOVE."

  • Like untangling a ball of yarn...

  • This is some funnyass stuff!

  • "You followed the EM-BRA-ER?!" lol

  • Sounds like baby sitting

  • Who's on first. What's on second... I'm asking you, I'm telling you, Who's on first!

  • how hard is it to pull your head out of your ass and actually figure out who goes first, wow? Delta, Mike, Foxtrot... over

  • "Your unable to do everything with that plane of yours sir" LOLOLOL

  • The slight New York accent on the "You can't do anything, SIR!" is the icing on the cake.

  • dam jfk gota be hell to work at

  • Actually...Who made the mistake here? I totally understand it if it is the ATC, but was it him...?

  • @kabbagehead Jetblue 1069 screwed up by deciding not to wait for the Delta that was waiting for the corporate jet to pull off the runway. Jetblue was told to follow the Delta but they cut in front of them instead.

  • @nocalsteve Thank you! Got it.

  • check out this atc transmission /watch?v=e6TNXTysiSo

  • Fallow da embray-air?

  • as a controller myself.....I can really appreciate this recording of daily transmissions. All it takes is ONE not to do as told, to mess up the whole plan!! I love it...and all that noise that buzzing sound is someone stepping on the controller/ or other aircraft! I do the same thing.....say again you were stepped on!!

  • The same controller today: watch?v=ahGsp1J42p0

  • I feel sorry for ATC, they give specific instructions that are meant to save the lives of crew and passengers and pilot's cant follow ground instructions, jesus the New York Airspace which services JFK, LaGuardia, Newark Liberty is one of the busiest airspaces in the world and this conversation is ground control. lol have a few beers after work.

  • 03:05 he's really exasperated! hahah

  • "oi, you guys should come up HERE one day..." lol

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  • lol... The controller seems to keep a level head and some sense of humor. That's how you know he's good at his job.

  • Most stressful career in America. ....Jesus JetBlue.....ahhhh.... Hahaha!

  • sounds like navigating through New York streets!

  • Lmao.

  • unable to take taxiway charlie - Airbus 340... youre unable to do everything sir haha LOL.. 2:45

  • hilarious :)

  • Never fails during arrival, just as soon as we contact ground at JFK, thats when the blood pressure skyrockets !!

  • did he really ask if he was an outbound??

  • "Your unable to do everything sir with that plane of your's sir." LOL!!!!!!!!!! 

  • lol fucking funny ATC"c'mon many this is taking so much energy -_- ugh hold on"(releases transmit button)"wtf these guys are fucking idiots... htf did they get there atp GEEZE" (Presses transmit button)"alright man you follow him "

  • Man, after hearing this, I realize that Disney's next animated movie needs to be "Jets". I mean unlike "cars" where the drivers all sound like the area they're from, all these planes actually do speak with the accent of their origin. The Air France speaks with a French accent, the Brittish Airways with a Brittish accent, Air Lufthansa with a German accent, Air China with a really thick Chinese accent, etc. The script can practically write itself. This would be a scene from the movie.

  • @gobo760 there actually making that movie

  • @gobo760 What did you think? That everybody speaks with an American accent? That pilots are alle American? The rest of the world do have electricity, cars, fridges and internet, too...

  • @gobo760 Well then you're in luck because "Planes" gets released in 2013 (check IMDb or YouTube if you don't believe me).

  • @gobo760 You should write the script and sell it to Disney and get rich :D

  • Its very hard to understand anything for not americans. Sound Quality of ATC is horrible.

  • I am a CEO of a Flight sim ATC company and i have never experienced this un organization before.

  • Watch the delta jet, he looks like hes quere! pmsl

  • "Jesus, JetBlue"......"You're an outbound?"

    Fail.

  • "were bravo short of victor" "yeah. right." lol 1:26

  • ...Youuu..You cant just do that....

  • What is that orange-air advertisement in the video?

    

  • "Do whatever you like guys, just maintain visual seperation at all times please, I need a coffee"

  • 4:51, funk joo very much.

  • a taxiway

  • u follwed the EmBREAAAAAARRRR????

  • Whats Victor?

  • @ChoppaDownMohawk "Victor" is the phonetic alphabet for the letter "V". Think these as street names for the different taxiways planes use to get to and from the runway.

  • i didnt know peter griffin worked as an ATC

  • Lol

  • Reminds me of the joke about the ATC who had pilots stepping on each other constantly. He finaly got frustrated and told them to all turn their radios off and wait for them to call their numbers to respond. Silence ruled.

  • This. Is how a pro does it.

  • This should of never happened... Rly bad atc

  • "Jesus Jet Blue...." LOL 2:34

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  • fail lol!

  • haha he talks just like my baseball coach :P lol maybe cuz he's from NYC too. Hilarious recording :)

  • I understand the controllers anger. It takes skill and knowledge to be an Air Traffic Controller. I wish I could say the same for the TSA.

  • i feel sorry for that controller. also, if you hit the "cc" button and make youtube "transcribe audio," the captions will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

  • Who's on first?

  • a real problem in the organazation department.. sounds like a ground stop out there.. everything worked out

  • you shoulda put an airport diagram that would of been nice...

  • @azorinifp sounds like new york leguardia airport...

  • @TheGuitaross yeah but its easier if you can see it on the video so u can picture it better

  • @TheGuitaross no it's JFK, LGA can't handle 747s, and a340s

  • What a cluster.......Glad I don't fly much these days. Sounds like the keystone cops.

  • @matthmatthmatth haha wtf are you talking about? im not braggin about anything i dont really have much respect for terminal pukes but hey working at jfk ground that shit sucks your a loser trying to diss me on youtube comments i made fuckin months ago get a life you faggot stop trying to make yourself feel better that you suck at ATC by bringing me down

  • Aww poor ATC, he needs a break.

    Does anyone know when this happened?

  • I have the most respect for these men and women.

  • Is this from flight simulator?!? that fucking hilarious if it is :p I could just see it going about in my head! hahah great! thumbs up..

  • @JTyler52 dumb ass

  • @InTheCity3D How am I a dumbass? please elaborate...

  • ...who's bravo short of victor?...Delta 929 sir...You didn't EVEN move yet then...lolol

  • I have had bad days, but this... I've never had a day like this ground controller is having! I feel better. Thanks for posting this absolute Charlie-Foxtrot!!! I feel so good that it's not me in that tower! Yeah, maybe he screwed everything up in the first place (I surely wouldn't know), but what a horrible day! Worse than any day I've had recently fer sure. This video resets my compass on what a bad day at work looks like! Thanks so much!

  • Oh, you can't just do...you can't just do...this takes so much energy

  • YA FOLLOWED THA EMBRYAEH?!

  • doesn't seem as hard as my job.. trying to get 5 mechanics and my boss to do what they are asked!

  • too frick ing funny this poor ATC hes probably bald by the end of this

  • this is awesome.. and this is my future career too!

  • dude maybe it was u who messed up! i feel kinda bad 4u tho it does seem hard. u kept ur cool better than some other atc's ive dealt with!

  • dude maybe it was u who messed up!

  • I want to have a beer with this guy. Ive listened to this multiple times after a bad day. God love new yorkers.

  • These guys do an incredible job, it's hard to imagine how stressful it is. Ultimately the human touch could never be replaced. Pilots and controllers have some good banter too. This guy is hilarious, you can forgive him anything considering how fucked up his rota is at this point. The point is he kept a cool head, and at the most made some sarcastic comments which were lighthearted anyway. Kudos to this guy.

  • Sooo Cool! While on You Tube search  for AyXjdxtZPS0 You will like it.

    Or go to air-traffic-controller and then type dot (.) org

  • This motherfucker needs a blowjob!

  • This guy, with that "Wiseguy" Brookly voice..... Lol! Classic! he's a frickin' comedian, not an airtraffic controller. he sounds just like Johnny Z,  from the "Jerky Boys!" Lol!

  • I want to hear the transmission in its entirety. Does anybody know where I can find it?

  • YOU FOLLOWED THE EMBRIE-AIR?!?!?

  • "Follow Vicktah" :)

  • Ha ha I like how all these funny ATC vids come from JFK.

  • OMG...... This system needs a massive transfusion of cash pronto!

  • nice burp

  • "You're an outbound?!" "Yuuuuppp."

  • i would soooo want a raise if i pulled this off...or at least a day off

  • No thanks, I'll walk from here.

  • did that guy burp?

  • "And you are where? doing what? short of who?"

  • This guy is lost and needs a refresher course. Who was helping who?

  • which airport is this ?

  • @MrSeancoffey93 JFK NYC

  • eh~ you guys should come up here one day`

  • Massive confusion on the ground makes you wonder what happens in the air..scary

  • you  got many people keying up at the same time, which screws shit up. he has lost it, but he is doing a good as job as possible since EVERYTHING IS F'D up.

  • This is just a poor ATC. He should have full situational awareness of his airport. This might be funny, but it's also very, very dangerous.

  • no wonder its all confusing,is this how atc speaks in the states? without any kind of standard?

  • HOLY SHIT IS THAT PETER GRIFFIN?!

  • @simpledudeable when?

  • Jesus JetBlue!

  • I don't miss those days!!!

  • I am in the RAF and was wondering do civvy ATC have FA'S, FAA'S etc....?

  • OMFG!!! Who's on first!? I need a drink.

  • I love this controller! He probably prevented more accidents than many people on duty. It's not his lingo... which is quite humorous, but his ATTENTION to the damn situation. This is extremely busy air-space, and if I were a pilot, I would trust this guy 90% of the time. This guy isn't on an ego trip, he's trying his best, and is fully alert. It's not a joke for him, trying to get famous on the fucking internet.

  • @55ella2007k I heard that this poor guy got fired, is that true or bullshit? 

    To be honest, I feel sorry for this guy, he's clearly being overworked........

  • @Darthbelal I don't know. All I know is that these guy/ gals are way overworked. JFK is crazy during peak hours.

  • @Darthbelal I don't think so there's a video of a pilot telling him they heard him on YouTube. You can see it here: /watch?v=DvxtG10Zjd8

    It was uploaded 2 years after this, not sure if that's the original video though but chances are he's still there.

  • FWIW this controller was transferred out of JKF and I believe he is now in a calmer environment at ISP on Long Island.

  • man you gotta love choas to enjoy this job. must be intense!

  • that ATC needs a nap

  • @MASTERMARK360

    no, they don't need a nap, they just need better working conditions. It's not about the salary... which is well earned, but about basic safety conditions. The FAA sucks, and is miles behind...

  • Rolling traffic jam

  • Okay, I'm totaly disconbobulated by listening to this conversation. What a cluster. And just think. We're just sitting back there getting pist off because we're not in the air. THIS IS WHY. I was waiting for him to either scream or ask for help.

  • Sounds chaotic.

  • At least he is awake!

  • sounds like some guys playing flight simulator

  • lmbo ohh boyy its a mad house in there!

  • lol at 0:32 its like the pilot is telling on the other jet,

  • "Everybody just line up on the runway and takeoff! Case closed."

  • @NJAceSgt lol nice...plain and simple

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  • It is all Jet Blue 1089 's fault !!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • I do ramp control in CLT. This makes me feel so much better lolol.

  • There is a map of JFK on wikipedia

  • "Delta 29...hang on...ah...taxi to, no, wait, Delta...Delta 29, no Jet Blue. Evergreen come in? Evergreen, have you crossed 35 Left? Oh god, now I'm all screwed up. Hang on, guys...I'm going for a smoke, a dump, and when I get back, I want all of you to have taxied to 29 Right, stop short of Echo, get in behind Evergreen, Let Jet Blue 7 through, cleaned your rooms, made your bed's, and brushed your teeth. There will be no dessert!"

  • Wow this dude is the greatest.. I would have drop the headset and ran out of the tower.

  • 2:55 A340-600: "You're unable to do anything with that plane of yours" LOL

  • Madness.

  • Hello this is Jamaican air traffic control. I'm sorry no one is available to take your call at the moment. So just land your airplane after the beep.

  • ALL pilots are knuckle heads.

  • @cesar333 Thanks a lot!

  • He's like WTF is wrong with you dumb asses!

  • haha 'We'll meet you in duty free' like if you get it :P

  • turning the captions on this video adds to the confusing situation..

  • this is a typical day at KJFK... Boston John is the LEDGEND of ATC!!!! this guy reminds me of my dad when i was in atc with him.. respect to every guy who does this job, ive seen how mad it can get 1st hand from flying an getting time in atc

  • this is a typical day at KJFK... Boston John is the LEDGEND of ATC!!!! this guy reminds me of my dad when i was in atc with him.. respect to every guy who does this job, ive seen how mad it can get 1st hand from flying an getting time in atc

  • ATC and the Rockettes

  • He sounds like the guy who talked to the "Miracle on the Hudson", am I correct ?

  • Is that the voice of Cleveland at the control?

  • ROFL!!!!

  • Well done ATC.

  • what Time of day was this recorded cause that seems to be when all the action is

  • Great! He never recognized who he's talking to !

  • every time I listen to JFK ATC this guy is always there:) He really is very good...talk about multi-tasking! I want to hear the rest of it though...at least till he gets everyone worked out there!:)

  • every time I listen to JFK ATC this guy is always there:) He really is very good...talk about multi-tasking!

  • What language are they speaking, lol?!?! Yikes :)

  • and this is just ground traffic control

  • try to control airplanes using non radar im a cti student enroute... shits fucked up but yeah fuck workin at jfk or laguardia

  • @DirtyDangles22 You only came here to brag about yourself in this post .. what a LOSER!

  • Professional problem solving there. Maximum respect to this bloke