star wars episode 6 alternate ending (stupid laser)

[mortalpokemon60]

Why was there a separatist carrier in the vid?

[TheOneGreatSaiyaman]

*looks in manual* if space station is not completed, use of death laser may result in fragmentation of the beam causing mass mayhem.....

[TheJojogibson]

0.42: Fifth Element!!

[haggisandchips1]

@TheJojogibson Ikr thats what I thought two, best movie ever right

[god0fgod]

They bent time and space to make it work in the final version.

[Reichmir616]

they used a shield emitter thing to prevent the beams from passing through each other if you read it lol

[Jedibob5]

Soon I'll be dead. And you with me.

Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...

WAT?

ohhh noooooo...

BOOM

[HPVSWTOR]

why didnt they just hold a mirror infront of the lazer. then i would bounce back

[Brandonloveslegos]

Death star 2 construction manual: if construction is still in progress, DO NOT use the laser otherwise the core overheat, start to collapse on its own under all the pressure of all these targets, then it will blow up.

[DalekSek]

What did Billy do to make the emperor angry? "Fire at Wil?  Give little Billy a break!

[killgriffinnow]

Premature use of laser may invalidate warranty

[JustNottoday1]

your a good man

[DrumFuckerFr]

I like the fact that we see the ship from the 5th element.

[junaid109]

lol thats awesome

[check4128]

Funny :D

[stormtroopernl]

this is fuckin stupid

[kevsamuelsamuel]

STUPID COMMANDER!!!!

[Eduardosw503]

"Oh No" is great!

[legocloneguy22]

Fail

[DarthOushana]

Luke: Soon We will all be Dead

Emperor: (Laughs)

Darth Vader: What!

Emporer: Oh No

[TheMontanaDave]

HAHAHA, at 0:42 thats the ship from The Fifth Element! Donno if I should call that a fail or just funny!

[billyboyjennings]

"Jesus Christ! Commander, shut it off! I SAID SHUT IT OFF!!!! .....oh fuck."

*Slowly backs out of room*

[davincent98]

blargh

[11TyDye]

Vader's reaction lol

"What?!"

[EF9001stormspotter]

This should be hailed as one of the best parodies on Youtube, no doubt about it! The lazer had time travel and dimensional travel abilities...just how much did the Empire pay Doc (from Back to the Future)? Probably alot more than they spent on building materials...from China. Awesome parody.

[dickcheney6]

Damn! I knew something like this would happen when Dell started making lasers!

[postalmeter]

The dumbshit enslaved Gungan labor

[Kickass747]

haha one of the ships explosions was from the fith element:)

[stegatops]

This covers virtually the entire series!

[Arceus88888]

On second thought, he did say fire at will.... WAIT DONT FIRE AT WILL HE'S THE GOOD GUY!

[Arceus88888]

WHO PUT JAR JAR IN CHARGE OF THE DEATHSTAR LASER?

[postalmeter]

@Arceus88888

Beats Padme's brilliant stunt of putting him in the SENATE

"MEESA PROPOSE EMERGENCY POWERS TO THE CHANCELLOR!"

[Arceus88888]

@postalmeter i wana know how the death star can jump to lightspeed, or would that be snail speed for the deathstar?

[postalmeter]

@Arceus88888

"Lightspeed" is just a semantic term for faster-than-light speeds.

Obviously it can move a lot faster than that in hyperspace.

The Death Star seems to employ a giant hyperdrive motivator on a planetary scale, which creates a local tachyonic disturbance and accelerates the planet's mass in hyerspacefor a few seconds, shortening the distance by a factor of about 30,000:1.

Obviiously it can also accelerate itself into hyperspace using the same means.

[Arceus88888]

@postalmeter meh it was just ive never seen it jump so im kinda scared now r0vhpastqa3wrfuap4390aesdh *deathstar appears ontop of keyboard*

[WunderwaffeDG41]

was all that destruction really necessary?

[TheWill211187]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAT!- Darth Vader

[AntoineDCoolette]

PHLOSTON! NO!

[Brandonloveslegos]

@TheReditz. Yea I agree with you. I read the manual, and it sad: WARNING, If laser is operated the core is not designed to shoot 9 ships or else, the core will malfunction and the laser disk will malfunction too so the whole death star will be destroyed. Looks like the emperor didn't read the manual.

[optihotwheels20]

LOL!!!

[121Swaleskid]

what?!

ohno!!

[stegatops]

This was a Russian death star............it went into meltdown!

[mullahnasruddinQQ]

@stegatops Rather japanese :(

[stegatops]

Oh yes........of course.......Id better update my current affairs standings.......

Mind you.....the Japanese one is more relevent, but the Russian one was much worse.

[TheReditz]

''Look! It says right here in the construction manual, do not operate laser before completing the space station as this may result in a reactor malfunction.''

[Brandonloveslegos]

Lol I think it overwhelmed it's own core

[bierbuik]

stupid

[Battery20678]

I can see that Nokia made that Death Star.

[SunTrapped]

Due to the Emperors push to have the Death Star finished ahead of schedule several key focusing mirriors weren't installed and massive distrotuction everything before blowing up. The Rebel couldn't have planned it better.

[DarthStarscream1138]

Oh no....BOOOOM!!!!

[fenrisfox]

Ironically, that's what WOULD have happened, if someone built a superlaser: A laser beam would just pass through another laser beam.

The result? DEATH LASER SPIDER TIME.

[postalmeter]

@fenrisfox

Semantics; it's actually a localized tachyonic disruption-field, basically a hyperdrive motivator for planet-sized objects to accelerate them into hyperspace... in all directions..

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[hiIltop530]

@fenrisfox there was something in the deathstar's gun that made the laser's stop in the center to charge a super laser. lol

[tarkinfish]

@fenrisfox Lol but it's only a 'LASER' in name. The physics of the DS superlaser are completely unlike the lasers we know. The laser actually uses the same energy as turbolasers, so there is no reason that the beams should act like lasers of light.

[Idazmi7]

@tarkinfish Right! It's a laser, only SUPER! That definitely entitles it to rename itself the Super-"plasma" with built in Seismic Charges! Just like Star Destroyers are armed with Turbo-"plasma" turrets!

Enjoy the film, moron.

[tarkinfish]

@Idazmi7 I did enjoy the film. And then I scrolled down to the comments. Both can be done in case this did not occur to you. And if you're talking about episode VI then I need enjoy it no more than I already have the several times I've watched it. The DS doesn't use plasma though (I choose to continue to make my point; I don't appreciate the ignorance regardless of whether it's not 'real' science.) I also don't like being called a moron for having an interest, whatever it may be. Good night.

[Idazmi7]

@tarkinfish You said it's not a laser. What is it then?

[tarkinfish]

@Idazmi7 A laser is amplified light, whereas this is a superlaser. Don't let the name fool you, they're not lasers like we know them. Lasers don't travel so slowly and won't glow in a vacuum like these do. Sure it's a laser but not a normal one is all I'm saying.

[Idazmi7]

@tarkinfish Okay. My comment had to do with Star Wars fans micro-analyzing of Star Wars Technology. (Which is unneccisary) I never liked it when people do that: it seems to be geared at making Star Wars tech capable of blowing up any ship from any other Sci-Fi. (which is also unneccisary) I love Star Wars, but I would like it even more if people could forget trying to blow-up everything between the Battlestar Galactica and the Starship Enterprise.

In short: I overreacted.

[etsxx]

@fenrisfox 1 word PRISIM.

[Rafathaman94]

Ackbar survived because he knew it was a trap.

[dude97x]

@Rafathaman94 XD

[postalmeter]

@Rafathaman94

But he met a bad fate when he went to dinner to celebrate... at rRed Lobster.

[Nibelungenherr1876]

Cooling system of main reactor runs either Windows 98 or Vista.

[Spaninator]

That was one and a million!

[vequense]

@Spaninator one in a million

[EcliptorCalrissian]

LOL! I'd have thrown in the Borg ship from First Contact as well.

[supremeobliterator]

LOL, I realy laughed at that one !

[TheEmperorGrievous]

vader: what

emperor: oh no

death star: boooooooooooom!

[PhsykoOmen]

there goes flosten paradise...

[CaptainPositron]

But it's the stuff made in america that is sub-standard. :P

[090rodri]

I'm Rodrigo from Argentina this. video is very good, shit me laugh

[dartheric]

5 MC-80 Crusiers, 1 Lucrehulk-class Droid Control Ship, 2 Victory II Class Star Destroyer, 1 Executor Class Super Star Destroyer, Some ship that looks like an MC-80 Cruiser, Alderaan. Damn, imperial Engineers would have built the greatest weapon of all time. to bad they hired the chinese to make it. :(

[nagatofan123]

um the death star just pwn the rebel fleet

[Starkiller467]

Deathstar made in China. :D 

[moat9bass]

it blew up the cruise ship from the 5th Element. LOL

[DrDizl]

Offence? I don't believe that is a word.

[Phelan666]

Man, if only lasers could interact with other laser beams...

[SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ]

"Made in China" XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[METAL1ON]

Fire at will commander! What the hell did will do to deserve that!

[MrKillJoy200]

Notice how he said : "Operational" XD

[Azarelius]

It certainly blow shit up.

[tvpnbb]

I think this would have been better, if you would have done it so that one of the lasers destroys Endor, and therefore the shield will go down and the fighters will destroy the Death Star.

[lucaccio00]

0:24

There's a problem, your highness!!!

[Saroku12]

you should edit it and include jarjar who fires the laser.

[TheRadicalRyushin]

That is what happens when you use Chinese Clones to build your Death Star.

[Mkoberland]

Someone at the controls was fighting off a hangover. Or had too much coffee. Or both.

[swiftstrker]

not bad except for the part with biult in china.i understand that it is meant to be funny but first of all i dont think it would fit in the area of china.you probably refer to the cheap toys in 99 cents stores.the toys are a dollar cuz they are cheap and quick to make.also earth does not exist in the star wars universe.star wars is in a galaxy far far away so the death star couldn't have been built in china

[MrLegoCloneCommander]

lol

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

RAPID OVERCHARGE! ALERT! ALERT! REACTOR MALFUNCTIO--- (FUCKING BIG FUCKING BANG!!!!)

[bradybunch2521]

i guess that what happens when your deathstar is powered by windows 7 and built in china

[lgmmrm]

they shoulda used a mac...

[starflame34]

ha ha ha! The laser malfunctioned so badly, one of the shots got sent back in time and destroyed Alderan!

[LTJBLTJB]

Built in China!!!

[AdamTheCelt]

i question how somthing so big could be "build in china" when it is clearly Build in Space........ oh i see what you did thar Mr Troll

[daneoman1000]

haha good stuff

[lordofdarkness111]

"fire at will commander" ... worst thing he could say :P

[CosmicWarrior93]

I love it when vader says WhAAt?

[wiseidiot5763]

I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!! BOOOOM!!!!

[willj78]

21 people were abord the deathstar

[loverofjesusMKII]

LOL made in china

[slayer93443]

jar jar screwd everything up

[TherionB]

Oh this was great!

[JDBW]

Opperational huh? 

[maxie15o9]

FUCKING WINDOWS 98!!!!

[DarthSkaderr]

Good and ridiclous vid!!!

[fjan007]

soon i`ll be dead and you with me

hahahah

oh no

BOOOOOM

[CloneTrooperKieran]

WHAT!

[Kamilohbk]

it would have been better if you put a blue screen of death on one of their computers just for fun ;P

[Barneystudioz]

More like made in Britain

[jherikomark]

Wow, that laser spooged everywhere haha.

[Mario28300]

Dangit JAR JAR!

[tiefighter562]

@Bigbob329 how is it racist?

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

(During the explosions)

Palpatine: "OWNAGE!!! UNLIMITED OWNAGE!!!"

[kingfanboi]

Store Brand imitation Death Star!

[xekiest]

lol thumbs up good video

[Thereisalwaysmore]

this should have been called Sy-Fy explosions instead

[TheBridgeyboy]

Soon i'll be dead and you with me.

HA HA HA HA HA.

WHAT?

OH NOOO!

KABOOM

[trihexilon]

It destroyed 4 Rebel cruisers, a droid control ship, the executor, some random ship, a star destroyer, and a planet before malfunctioning and exploding :D

[coitoinvoluntario]

@trihexilon the "some random ship" is from FIFTH ELEMENT xD

[imaqtlolz]

thats what u get when u mess with physics

[azulafan202]

lolz my fave part is:

Luke soon i'll b dead and u with me

VAder: What!?

VAder pwns allllllll

[lgmmrm]

it created a time-space-Hyperspace rift

[SogekingSchofield503]

There's no quality control for those things, is there?

[Revanlordofthesith]

Made in China.. ROFL

[ChiefAdministrator]

@Revanlordofthesith Yeah......you guys even don't manufacture it.

[bradybunch2521]

i guess that what happens when your death star is built in china lol

[lazersify]

ITS A TRA-*boom*thats all ackbar got to say

[thunderstudent]

I guess the death star wasn't fully operational after all

[sierra597]

xD they threw in some Fifth Element in there!

[miniroll32]

I'm laughing myself stupid here!! XD

"What??" "Oh no!"

[destroyer7795]

hahaha!!! I laughed so hard that I am crying. "Oh no...." Emperor. "What!?" Vader.

[lordrevan571]

HOLY SHIT i want one

[lordrevan571]

bilt in china

[pkmuffun]

haha now that was fucking hilarious!!

[supremecommanderboss]

lol made in china

[Feliscar]

"It's my first day." - Homer Skywalker

[elet1988]

hahahahaha

[thedelgardo]

Guy in the death star: Have we tested this?

Another guy: ... Oh god...

[darthgabriel97]

XDDD

[samosval92]

BUILT IN CHINA :DDDDDDDDD

[Brom2855]

LMAO!

[clonecody45]

Built in China! xD

[davincent98]

Why don't people know that ROTJ was directed by Lawrence Kasdan? It's the same on Movizhangman for the android phone

[bradybunch2521]

i guess that what happens when your death star is built in china

[Rafathaman94]

@bradybunch2521 lol

[MrCyberzozo]

Dear lpl94 can you upload please the old "stupid emperor" vid when Vader always says stupid to everyone.

And I love all of your vids, they're freakin' awesome, can't stop laughing at them!

[thehalowarthog]

what was that ship at 0:42?

[Feliscar]

@thehalowarthog its from Fifth Element, the cruise ship I think.

[dudeyourugly971]

what was that ship at 1:35

[LemmingAttack]

Maybe they should've finished making it before they used it...

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

The targeting systems are pluggd together with some mechanisms that stops the lasers at that point with some force-field, with the central laser hitting it, which then is directed to the target intended. I could give more details, but that will take too long.

[basca2]

hahahahaha lol..

actually that would happen.. laser will cross each other..

[omushtaq1234]

halaroes!!!!!!!!!!!

[dudeyourugly971]

y was the droid control ship there???

[Benwolf565]

O NO NOT AGAIN!!!!!

[baufreaker]

great shot kid, that was one in a million :D that should be the end ^^

[greanami]

Next time you want to destroy a planet, buy American.

[Chester1004]

Fully armed and operational station INDEED.

[xxjpxxdeluxe]

the emperor got more than he barganed on for that super lazer huh?

[CaptainPositron]

more like less :D Imperial workmanship at its finest.

[Coruscant98]

the laser goes back in time and destroys a Trade Fed battleship ROFL

[SS4Xanatos]

Glad to see this one came back. :)

[JediKnight941]

WHAT!? oh noo...

[lpl94]

haha unstable dead star!!!!!!

[McKay8888]

@lpl94 like others said it was most likly just jar jar -.-

[Doctor699]

@JediKnight941 ROFL, firing with only half a reactor core? NOT GOOD!

[MrJorgie11]

with this video, the lasers wouldn't be able to go in one point. It was showed in "Star Wars Tech". Check it out. In fact some of the stuff in star wars is closer to real life than you think. Like the mechanical arm for example. Also the X-Wings would need an engine in every possible space to make those sharp turns in "A New Hope" during the death star assault.

[FishfilmsInc]

well he said fire at will.......

[Martino351]

Luke:So I'll be dead. And you with me.

Emperor:(chuckles)

Vader:WHAT?!!!!

you know Jar Jar was at the controls