Tips for TEEN guys on how to meet girls.

[TheShikaidou]

LOL I'm sure a lot of girls still would not go into that car, it's still kind of creepy. xD

[MrLilPixel]

To start a relationship you need looks to keep a relationship you need personality god relationships are freaking annoying

[0Hawklight0]

2:26 that white car is a really bad driver.....0.o

[Madrizleizgaming]

where is this??

[Chomper839]

y does this hav so many likes?

[DrGeddy93]

@Chomper839 why not?

[Chomper839]

@DrGeddy93 i don't kno... i really don't remember why i wrote that.

[monstertrent14]

was that your dog in the beginning? i watched ur other videos and u leave ur dogs do u just look for them or do they fing there way home haha?

[00buckshotdipper]

you need to teach beavis and buthead how to pick up chicks

[eternaldag]

Oster910's top comment had to have 69 Like LOL

[MrBooster999]

@william180mac1. Do you mean a plastic japanses bike that sounds like a weedwacker?

[MrBooster999]

You get girls with that moped huh?  How about a amarican chopper?

[David20931]

LOL

[reallyletsdoit]

where are you going biotch

[felixism123]

2 girls 1 bus stop...

[shamwow1996]

muahahaha my friend does that pick up all the time

[Got17Flow]

FUUUUUUUck this maan is smooooth!

[William180mac1]

just bring your sportbike, its a chick magnet XD

[MrJosh112358]

"you got the time-or whatever-you just try to chat with them for a second or two.....I've seen a couple people DIE on this road." XD topic change, win.

[leungcihhung]

HOW ABOUT NORTH KOREA THEY LOVE SOCIALIZEM

[XxPinoyKylexX]

@goddamnboy1 he lives in Taiwan

[PictureVlogs]

@goddamnboy1 Your a goddamn idiot

[shockwave1250]

Damn man, your a genius lol never thought about that before. very nice

[CHUEVANGM]

i love how u change the subject in the story

[ampark09]

fucking genius

[Gamer03121993]

got any good tip for poor?

[lmollot]

"GET THE GIRL"?- HOW AGGRESSIVE IS THAT?- IN SOME CULTURES THE MAN NEVER ALLOWED TO APPROACH A WOMAN (SHES WEAKER)-SO ITS ALWAYS PRESSURE ON HER- JUST SMILE & ONT STARE- IF "GIRLS" WANT U -YOUR A PEDORAPIST- IF A WOMAN WANTS U - DONT U THINK SHE LL APPROACH U IN TIME? STOP PLANNING YOUR PREDATOR MOVES-U MAKE A MOVE- U FAILED THEIR TEST-ITS CALLED RESPECT- sue you for harmful intimidation tactics (approaching WOMAN unasked attention) action towards weaker women

[nosam90]

@lmollot You have weird perception of "respect". 

[Nickamsweet]

teaching predators how to rape since Jan 22, 2009

[answerOfstupids]

Start chatting? Chat about what?

[MurderedByMidgets]

Wait what does "mackin" mean?

[superharry626]

ur methuds r geniuz

[ROBOTNINJA500]

nice rapist tips man :)

[Maldy07]

@ROBOTNINJA500 LOLOL

[snowourder]

and then you have the passing scooters wondering who he is talking to

[Saywhatifyagay]

Gay

[nomchews]

@Saywhatifyagay

Stop spamming the videos with gay you shitcunt.

[RunsWithWolves6]

What kinda dumb bitch gets in a car with a random guy she met at a bus stop?

[whathappensLIVE]

it always happends

[nzekulman]

@RunsWithWolves6 a dumb one :P

[I3oSsTrAd]

13mordeth Rules on how to rape........

1. Get a car two

2. 2 - 3 horny individuals

[nunchuck19]

the phone bill mustve been a bigger number than how many girls you dated

[jbshadow1]

Sounds like a rape tactic. Haha

[graemelockieable]

@MuchLove4Ahat

Thanks for the encouraging words. Some times I wonder why I waste my time on the internet. Occasionally I do come across something interesting, entertaining, or god forbid educational. Cheers from an old dude with a young heart! :-)

[skellyton1]

haha thats a pretty funny story/idea... except you ride a scooter? cmon

[graemelockieable]

@viperz888

I don't understand. I made no mention of either the male or female gender in my comments. Only that I have watched many different riders in many different videos & that I thought Mordeth13 seemed knowledgeable & had a good sense of humor, so I subscribed. I don't see where your rudeness & anger is coming from.

[MuchLove4Ahat]

@graemelockieable Hey dude dont worry about that fucking ignorant prick hes probably like 13 years old .... Usually young kids like to act tough on the internet lol.

[graemelockieable]

Oops! Maybe I spoke too soon. Just noticed other titles to your vids. I'll continue to watch but trust you'll keep it light & not offer too many obstacles, misinformation, bad advice, or appear to not know WTF you're talking about due to just plain noob hubris for the new riders watching. I can think of so many people who post videos on YouTube who constantly do this, but will not name them. As I mentioned earlier, I enjoy your videos, you appear knowledgeable & I like your sense of humor.

[viperz888]

@graemelockieable shut up you chauvinistic pig.

[graemelockieable]

I'm an old dude still riding. Maybe that makes me groovy, maybe not. (self deprecating humor from the olden days) At any rate, I recently subscribed because of your sense of humor. I've watched vids of young warriors conquering the world on iron steeds, (alloy/composite, in keeping with today) although I've yet to view more than a few of your offerings, you, unlike others, have not taken the responsibility to teach the viewers all your wrong techniques & ideas. Good on you! Keep it fun!

[sof1map]

man all your vids are interestingly good!

[JoshuaRocksyoua]

"Hi, We're a bus! Get in! And then if they didn't get in we'd hit em over the head. And throw them in the car." Hahaha too funny :D

[tennisfreek220]

omg genius

[smukulu]

i dont know why but i like your vids.

[hellzblade44]

this is an awesome vid crazy driving. and thats a pro tip about the bus stop that i used to do in highschool as well shiiit i still do that lol.

[CaptainMcMuffin100]

2 guys one car and 2 girls one bus stop... kinky...

[tjmick1992]

What if you don't have the confidence to talk to girls, or the looks to get them?

[Welcum2lvl69]

@tjmick1992 russian mail order brides, get a fake id + STD paperwork and go to reno brothels untill then

[tjmick1992]

@Welcum2lvl69 yea but mail order brides are expensive as hell, and I live in wisconsin, so reno is quite a trip.

[Welcum2lvl69]

@tjmick1992 I think sometimes they will pay you to marry so they can come to this country, take the trip to nv its worth every minute

[a930601ndy]

@tjmick1992 give up! ;D

[tjmick1992]

@a930601ndy

fuck off. i've been looking for non pain ways of "giving up".

I'm dead serious on this.

[alexanderaristotle]

Your ad lib was the funniest shit

[machedari]

he's driving a corolla, what about you ?

[JerkaMyDerkaHard]

a good view of the cities i guess you either live in or are visiting but good job on the vids man!!! 5 stars worth lol you should look into counseling just get on a bike or scooter and drive around talking to people and listening to them lol jk

[JerkaMyDerkaHard]

dud.e.. i know exactly how it is lol back when i wuz 15 i had the personality to get them over the phone and through friends tellin them what im like but i couldnt keep them once they saw me now that im 18 though i've got myself one of the most beautiful half white half vietnamese girls i've ever seen lol so i feel what ya sayin man that's why i like these vids and sorry im commenting on an older one but its always good to have advice and stories to reflect on and you riding around all day gives

[Oster910]

the first time i asked out a girl to the movies i got to pay for her bill , i didn't mind , the first time in high school i asked out a female friend to the movies i got a blow job

life works funny

[danthedude1218]

@Oster910

lol in high school she asked me out to the movies and then she gave me a blumpkin at my friends house the week later

[whathappensLIVE]

how the hell do you get a blow job whe taking a shit?

[redbaron447]

i like this cause you get to drive through these cool streets and have a conversation with someone without leaving your home. thumbs up!!!!

[redbaron447]

wow thats like somthing a creeper would do what if they mace you lol

[Quicksilver4991]

Lol You Are Hilarious, you deserve a Sub :)

[Isakuma]

Where is this recorded at?

This video is actually kinda fun to watch, with the motorcycle and all.

[04smallmj]

@Isakuma Taiwan

[Phinklehimer265]

@Isakuma Thats a Scooter. LOL

[Isakuma]

@Phinklehimer265 Yeah, sorry.

[Slowshyy]

@Isakuma Thaiwan :)

[LithCS]

@Slowshyy Taiwan*

[Slowshyy]

@LithCS Dont care.

[LithCS]

@Slowshyy OK.

[fishcrazy104]

@Isakuma

taiwan

[Darkness0111]

sounds ligit

[Slipsnob]

That's really strange. You always seemed to give off this... Vegas-y vibe. To me. I didn't know you've actually been there/lived there o_o;

[MrOver9000dollars]

One problem: This requires a car. Most teenagers don't have cars. Good idea tho.

[PyrimidKingJindai]

@MrOver9000dollars older friend...... or if you have a license, yank the car off your parents

[aznwilly211]

your tech. seems a bit creepy lol, but still hella funny

[torfsstijn]

if it's a smart girl she would see that the car would circle around :p

[rtsoccerplayer]

lol that's why you don't meet ppl over the phone or online, cause if they see how you look, they could get disappointed more easily. where as when they see you in person, they know what they're getting into.

[HonorMe69]

"Get in line" while passing everyone. lawl

[darkjj1995]

mordeth you stud ; )

[pimkie121]

lolll!! hi we're a bus get in

[mkallday818]

what city are you driving through

[DJDhananjayK]

The video looks like a police cam lol

[DwynKhaos]

i read the title and was like

MUCH WATCH

though i already have a girl.

lol >.>

[Deathowl90]

dont take candy from strangers lol. not even smart strangers with a master plan.

[ShyRobot]

27 people are still single.

[ShyRobot]

Haha, "Oh. hey, Mordeth!"

[Cyclopsunglass]

great vids, but i bet i've picked up more girls than u lol

[dukistyles]

straight up true nice tip

[JROCTIONARY]

your a loser

[mrblvd1235]

this video is awesome!...its so cool that ur going somewhere and recordning its like im actually going with you...good advice though !

[acemisterxxx]

@mrblvd1235 my bad i missed the thumbs up button lol

[dankevw]

cool videos

[macedonianBLOOD17]

ya where r u??!

[edwardtang1977]

where are you? looks like Taiwan!

[BenTheMagnifice]

fucking genius pick up strategy! Brilliant!

[givemeaname55555]

Legen..........waiiit for it..........dary.

[nerflover242]

A real girl can see past the acne. Like my gf XD

[betheboredom]

I have to disagree. I'm 15 and I've been dating my girlfriend and best friend for a little over 3 years now. I'm a teen and I'm in love. I also hope to spend the rest of my life with her. Oh btw about EJLfilms comment, we've been together for 3 years now and never had sex. I'm happy about it too. Just thought I'd share my thoughts. Oh btw the bus stop pickup, that is fucking genius! Props.

[123QWEASDZXCV]

@betheboredom Dude, hate to burst ur bubble. It probably ain gonna happen, spenindg the rest of ur lfie with her

[Random90sKid]

@betheboredom shut up,kid.You don't know shit.

[StreetSurfinn]

@Random90sKid lol dont talk to justin beiger llike that u might make him flick is hair

[XxUnknownxX8]

How to successfully lure girls into your car

[machinaking]

INEFFECTIVE VIDEO THANKS FOR NOTHING!

[Ogasmic]

i remember back when i was a young one trying to convince girls to go out with me succeeding only to realize she is a whore and wants nothing more than cash and cock which i'd gladly deliver

[BLACKm3e30]

i had to rate ur vid when u called the carola driver a bitch. haha

[ForceRecon198]

Damn dude, you had moves! LoL I guess the real trouble is actually finding good looking girls who aren't super sluts.

[xTheWarGoddessx]

"eh, some old guy...." lol :)

[Kraziiboi]

LOL, thats smart man!! 

[Neea91]

This makes me laugh, suuuuuch great advise! *Notice sarcasm here* If you think women suck, you wont be getting anyone.

[THRASHERNATIVE911]

lol he has ADD its funny but great addvise

[seanowbo]

i love your vid man. im 20 years old and these tips are encouraging, maybe wont use em cuz im old, but i love the scenery of this advice. its like riding a bike! i love it! make more please!

[kawasakipride27]

GENIUS!!

[Bergieberg28]

great way too set up kidnappings to

[johnlasher87]

dude that is the most genius idea ever thought of.. i love how you talk while biking around, it's obvious you're a natural conversationalist. if you have any other tips on talking to people, please tell me!

[yNeville]

me and my homies use to play this game, we'd call it Amtrax but some would call it the train. We all would line up, in a single file line, and take all our times at waxin' girls behinds. But every time it came to me, i was shit out of luck, 'cause i'd stick my dick in and it would get stuck.

[dmoneyxion]

Wow i should have tried this shit a couple of years ago

[mymusicmaddness]

em.... sorry... bu really? do u really hav to trick them? that's a little sad...

[Foraci23]

I think your batteries died haha

[Tako400000]

NUTHIN BUT A PEANUT!

[StoneColdStunner14]

Older vid from my LV days.

Las Venturas right :D? as in:

Older vid from my Las Venturas days. :P

just kidding :D

[ashley118118]

i have the looks but no confidence around girls i have this girl at the moment after me and i dont know what to do ??? can any one give me advice ??

[jmoyet]

*opens the door the shuts it on your face* oh dude that sucks!! lol

[Izzy1894]

you started a little rocky, us girls hate it when we are called "chicks." In the end though your mordeth pick-up really does work, i know i am a girl.

[jeronwilliams11]

lol where is he going

[datingwomensex]

I watched and enjoyed the video

[xharryx100]

this guy blabbers but his tips work. I'm a girl, i know. (my friend told me to watch it just out of curiosity)

[nephiasah]

Ignoring girls always worked for me, but i guess it depends on how good-looking you are.

[Tomahawk52]

yeah, true. The guys who don't look as good have to make up for it with a good personality.

But hell, even that might not be good enough.

[nephiasah]

Personally im really not good at making up by myself, if i was ugly, i would never have had a girl so far. All I can say is that there are no ugly boys, just lazy to take care of themselves :)

[Tomahawk52]

.....you just struck a nerve on the money!

During the summer I get my membership back to my gym. Usually work out 4 times/week. And I notcied that girls DID eyeball me alot more when I was out in public.

But now, I'm usually overlooked or briefly checked out since I let my exercising go for a good while.

So yeah, I gotta agree with your response. Girls notice almost everything in a guy physically. (No wonder why Jen went for Devin last night instead of me LOL)

[nephiasah]

I didnt mean gym workout, also take care of your face and such! I keep my body in shape but thats just cause i like doing it, its not a must. Hairstyle and eyebrows shape change your face drastically, just find the right ones! change change until you feel comfortable with yourself.

[Tomahawk52]

oh...ok. Well I just plucked my eyebrows!

I look BETTER than I used to. Thanks.

[nephiasah]

You're welcome, just dont make it girly! It doesnt have to look too clean, let it be messy yet make it a good shape for your face :)

[traxgod2]

I GOT A BIG PROBLEM ive BEEN SPAMMING YEARS NOW IM 14 SO A PUBERTY AND AND I GOT NO GIRLS ON MY SCHOOL SO I DONT KNEW ANY NOW I REALY AWNT TO MET GIRLS BUT I DONT KNOW WHARE TO FIND THEM GOD DAMIT

[Sleepinglion22]

Too many girls around here care about material stuff, like cars, money, and what a guy wears. 18, Nerdy looking, I drive a audi station wagon around, no way a girl is going to go for me anytime soon lol. and you would think that a guy riding a sport bike like myself would get a girl, NOPE! unless you got a ninja or a hayabusa and act like a squid, you're not going to get anything. what I mean by squid is. no gear, just helmet, jeans and a t-shirt.

[RadRider90]

Ahaha, that's awesome. :D

[wowIloveusernames]

freakin genious.

[GustavoMorenoo]

easiest way to get girls is to just ignore them ... they will come to you...

[LocustsAreSwarming]

no...

[ryanm100100]

lmao you dont know what your talking about do you? if you do that you will never get a girl

[Sepiwirl]

That's soo true.

[adamrain12346]

you rule

[xrobxdaxslobx]

the bus trick is brilliant

i gotta use it once i start driven

haha

[shadeb0w]

alright ima man up and talkto this really hot chick that all these guys drool over. wish me luck ^^ ill post another comment on here telling of this works or not.

[rafat15]

I guessing he didn't make it :(

[Random90sKid]

@rafat15 it's a stone,Luigi.You didn't make it.

[aruran2k7]

so what hapned bro

[jesusantoniogb]

@shadeb0w How did u do

[Themawechsel]

where is that?

[whitepothead]

is that when you had a 150?

[JanuaryDiamonds]

id have to have pretty low self esteem to try and meet girls at a bustop

[13mordeth]

Oh really? And where do people with high self esteem go then?