Comedy Act 149 GAY PHOBIA SLAP THAT ASS

[MikefromQueens]

terrible

[DasBoogaloo]

You'd think it'd be impossible to bomb in front of an audience of zero. You'd THINK...

[DigiX101]

I want to see this man run for Congress.

[fakem0ney]

i love that you tire yourself out from shouting its really attractive

[momolace]

Oh my god, his butt cheek turned red from slapping it...

[xQueenKristinx]

I don't have gay phobia, but I am afraid of whatever the hell that just was.

[lacyblu]

Damnnnn. Nice assets...giggle, giggle...

[MrCompaqs88]

7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 LMFAO >_<

[clipboardcrotch]

Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor and Daniel Songer. Comedy game changers.

[SP333doh]

im gay and i might have gay phobia

[Overkillii]

ummm....

[highroad214]

Is he wearing a thong? Terrifying.

[BriDenSkates]

this was hilarious and entertaining. bravo.

[Noticus]

1:32.

The madness slips away from him for a brief second...

For that split second.

Revelation.

[NegroTed]

I don't know which scenario is worse: the idea that he bought those clothes for the act, or the idea that he already had them.

[cbf012]

We're living in the post Chris-chan era, this doesn't even register on the fucked-up-o-meter

[Humblebrick]

...

[samu3lk5000]

Being this guy's neighbor would be awesome.

[coolRunicorns]

wtf is this shit

[Vendresse]

Why?

[NegroTed]

This seems like the sort of thing Tim and Eric would die laughing over.

[RedwallII]

Isn't it called Homophobia?

[david10291029]

sounds like a case of.... *puts on sunglasses* DEMENTIA...

[jenzenization]

this is the worst video ive EVER EVER seen on youtube.the fact that he actually has more thumbs up than thumbs down is just utterlyastonishing.please dont post anymore videos for the love of god

[guardian231]

Achieved easy mode, can't go any further :(

[dannes22]

This is retarded. nothing to do with "gay phobia" The phobia is not about how it looks, The same way that if you'd cut a human open for the first time, it'd be pretty fucking disgusting to you. that dosn't mean you have a "phobia" for insides. Only means it looks disgusting. Just like this picture. You look disgusting, that's a fact. i'm sorry but you are. Nothing to do with gay phobia. Your an idiot who tries to make a point and fails .

[OhhhMyAxels]

This could be used in a public service announcement:

Mid-life Crisis. How well will YOU cope?

[Locothrope]

"I enjoy watching other people's mental illness "

-Crow T. Robot from Jack Frost.

[EMMETTRALF]

LETS GET MIKEY TO TRY IT, HE LIKES ANYTHING

[yakidk89]

I've just cancelled my trip to Canada.

[TorvaultDeezil]

i have gay phobia.

[eadricson]

.......My eyes are fucking bleeing......

[thenotoriousadin]

could it be gay phobia? nah its a pasty old white mans ass taking up half my screen

[KitKat178]

he sings too much

[ajnagreen]

Near genius maybe, but too wierd, sorry. Makes me think this man really needs a woman!

[ajnagreen]

Near genius maybe, but too wierd, sorry.

[rscrob]

Oh the poor man

[JayBro1974]

What's wrong with this picher? YOU DANIEL,THATS WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICHER!!

[ThatCasualGlance]

OH MY GOD I DIDNT REALIZE THE BACK OF HIS SHORTS WAS CUT OUT

[ksizzle1016]

anti-comedy and anti-entertainer is the most sense that has ever come out of this mans mouth

[omgitsmikegravel]

But... but... that's the joke, you guys! Does this make you uncomfortable? You must be homophobic. I mean, really, of course that's ridiculous, and that's why it was pretty funny.

I think that maybe, just maybe, this guy is just six degrees to the left of genius. He needs better material, which means he may need someone to write some jokes for him, and he needs a real audience, and that means he's going to die the death a few times.

[chosentonessournotes]

Oh dear Jesus... I'm certainly not homophobic, but I am fatass retard phobic. Did you seriously cut assless jorts? I am so fucking confused...

[deblacquiere]

The way you feel after watching this is known as shell shock.

[TimeResearchProduc]

The only thing more shredded those pants is his dignity

[xKwinx]

this is retarded. "gay phobia" is different from being disturbed by a man in shorts and some sort of a shirt cut up and tied around his body, shaking his ass and yelling "GAY PHOBIA!" .. seriously, that is just common sense.

[sporedoutofmymind]

this isn't anti-comedy it's anti-dignity

[burlymugg]

waiting for the sextape...

[martinithechobit]

i lol always how he says "the new ..dance.."

[com3t]

I was kinda expecting the front of his pants to be cut as well.

[MrJevjev]

Next time I climax, this video will play back in my mind, and I'll feel violated. And ashamed. But ultimately, aroused.

[liahow]

Best video so far.

[CubeFarmFilms]

flagged.

[bgjoecool27]

@CubeFarmFilms FLAGGED FOR BEING AWESOME!!!!

[amazonsarah]

Costume designer !!

[SickBoy1600]

I think this is less of a comedy act and more of a look at one man's personal descent into madness.

[leinad80]

O_O

[mechan9]

this cannot be unseen

[pizzaandmetal]

you're the king

[Bodycount611]

fuck it, this is the internet, I'll be mean. you fucking suck. you think by taking what you say and yell-singing it you are funny? no. the dancing is not funny what soever. please stop.

[TheBadcop]

Awesome! Another good one, Dan. You know what I think would be pretty funny...

a compilation of some of your outtakes.

[clipboardcrotch]

. I am thrice divorced. Livin in a van down by the river.

[UpchurchEric]

Houston, mission acomplished. He had me slapping my ass.

[xEREHxSAWxTTOCSx]

Wow. I think this is this worst one yet. I seriously couldn't get past 0:15 without projectile vomiting. I'm glad I shut it off or I would have grabbed the nearest object to s into my eyes

[ShotInTheDarkFilms]

Just one more comedy act til 150!

And whats with this Anti-Comedian... this dude is hilarious!

[clipboardcrotch]

@ShotInTheDarkFilms honestly I don't know how he can top Act 149.

[Scrabble31]

What the fcuk are you on? I've seen so many of your videos and you get weirder every time. This is just off the scale

[jonfrommp]

"Ya know..."

[segmentationfault]

you all have gay phobia

[MouthfullUK]

Terrifying...

[malibubob311]

dude....i have topped every comedy act i have EVER seen ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fibrillatorD]

KARL pinkington on steroids... of one sort or another

pure genius. keep em coming dan!

[PartiallyBillHicks]

Pure entertainment.

[sonpat11]

hahahahahaha u are funny

[tron565]

awesome

[rchevalier2012]

hahahhaahahahahahaahahhahahaha­hah!!!!!!

[BastardMonk]

Heavens Headline News: Daniel Songer fucking loses his shit in disturbing new video.

[thumbbandit]

OK i think ive figured out whats wrong with this guy! So hes all alone on an island we are watching him going insane. Comedy is his wilson...(anyone get tht ref?)

[Oneofthosecoolkids]

@thumbbandit

nice one

[martinithechobit]

HRURHRUR

[TRUTHtimesLIES]

WAIT! ive been watching these videos for a while, and all along crabsticks has been watching them 2 :P

[Tmackattak]

rofl

[rock9122]

wtf crabsticks?!?!? why?!?!?!

[Momofreckles]

D: Why Crabsticks?

[RobotBacon]

I want to flag this, but then I might not be able to ruin other peoples' lives with it.

[thenamesivy67]

Crabstickz-what the hell ?

[comedychick4eva]

Oh.my.god. Whyyyy, crabstickz?

[heyheyitsmary]

@TaylorSwiftAddict8: I concur.

@OfficialCallumW: I concur with this, as well.

[sparkish808]

CRABSTICKZ... WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME? DDDD:

[TaylorSwiftAddict8]

crabstickz sent me

[OfficialCallumW]

@TaylorSwiftAddict8 Me too... I feel obliged to watch it all, despite my eyes bleeding.