FUCK SALT

[VEGANSLAUGHTER666]

skip the bullshit button ------> 00:42

[skrillexox]

haahahaha watch it with the captions on it's crazy the shit that google comes up with

[HeavyWeaponsGuy4]

0:42

[Koldeman]

He's alive and well and lives in Ohio. And he doesn't have Tourettes but is funnier than shit.

[hulksmash911911]

captions are so much fun.......

[FightTheSystem1492]

this is fake he doesnt have tourets so you are all fuckin idiots

[tombkreeper3]

@FightTheSystem1492 He did, and he's dead.

[WHISKEYWARRIOR9]

Who the hell is liking this dumbass below me? 

[Thunderbird457]

@WHISKEYWARRIOR9 you obviously dont get it..... use youtube more often

[WHISKEYWARRIOR9]

@Thunderbird457 I don't, wheres the humor in that comment?

[Thunderbird457]

@WHISKEYWARRIOR9 its sort of..... like a contradiction.... its a joke towards the joke, you know? hes saying that he is the salt, but that is Impossible, as salt is a nessesary nutrient to sustain life. and he then proceeds to say it is offensive, as one would say if they were in that kind of position. I find it funny.

[WHISKEYWARRIOR9]

@Thunderbird457 I know..it is alright you know? but it's just SO overused! By the way I like that vocabulary :)

[TheShakiebreaks]

im salt and find this offensive

[rsanti12956]

FUCK SALT!

[4131025]

youtube community guide SUCK BALLS

[KevinKimbrellSC]

LOL he has a kid! Imagine this guy fucking you, imagine waking up next to him in the morning "bacon and eggs dear- OH FOR CRYInG OUt LOUd!!"

[monoupz]

Best part was @0:41

[cpkingcp]

tourettes guy

[blooddemon36]

lmfao he said "these fish stick are as hard as tits" lmfao who says that ......... omg i got tears in my eyes cause i can't stop laughin lol

[TheBlueTiger57]

FUCK SALT lolololol

[66greedo]

i cant stop laughing

[tombkreeper3]

In Soviet-Russia, Salt fucks YOU!

[Ungulates]

@tombkreeper3 Was that a joke on the movie Salt?

Siberia just got a little hotter. 8)

[wgtvofficial]

you're lucky it wasn't hard..............

i mean THIS thing not my dick!

haha, my favorite part.

[ihatecrazyfrog]

"Turrets guy" LOL

[IHaveAGoatFriend]

I told my cousin about the tourettes guy at 1am, and she couldn't stop laughing so she woke up the old lady who is almost 80 yelled "FUCK SALT" at her. xD

[kygrizz65]

@IHaveAGoatFriend congratulations?

[PkingKoalas]

0:42

[SoothSayer79]

yea fuck salt... salt is an asshole 

[ironhandSoverign]

Man... I mean, this shouldn't be that funny, but it's so god damn funny. I've known for a long time that I'm soul-less, and that I should feel bad for laughing at things like this, but I just don't. I know I should care, but I don't. I wonder if I should have that checked out...

[silentyp3]

@ironhandSoverign you do know he doesn't really have tourrettes, right?

[drunkenhazernut]

well fuck pepper too

[MrBuntings]

256 peoples salt shakers disliked this video.

[alexkmoore]

This is awesome!

[Pissio96]

0:42 Fuck Salt!!!

hahahahahahahaaaahhaahahhahahh­ahhaahahahahahahaha LOL

[DannyKing3000]

FAKE

[KristaBABES]

DAMMIT THESE FISHSTICKS ARE HARD AS TITS!

[poopyy99]

For your pleasure 0:43

[Xoxinwulf]

YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!

[FCW101]

@Xoxinwulf THIS THING NOT MY DICK XD

[ChocolateBlunt21]

Press 3 for wacking off to your dad

[Vessoland]

Seems he has a little more than just Turrets syndrome...

Maybe also anger management problems and saltphobia?

[123imnotracist]

@Vessoland lol saggy boobs



[endurablemedal1ou]

Stream".'It,.,Now`'"

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Copy,,.&,`,Paste,"'

[jadmak8598]

*Repeatedly*

0 for unlimited drinking power

1 for turtle giving a blowjob

3 for ultimate masturbation

4 for trying to swallow beer

5 for vaccuum cleaner

6 for trying to whack himself in the nuts

7 for trying to get the groove on

8 for wanking and hitler

[greywolfkiller]

press 8 rapidly BOSS!!!

[SuperJackMeHoff2]

0:42

[MrUltimateEditor]

Press 6 rapidly

[BleachIBG]

Whoever can't spell tourettes seriously is a fucking moron.

[MrBighawian]

hahahahaha does this guy have turetts. these vids are fn halarious

[ZAC2994]

@LyricisteN just so you know that means "suck my dick" when you grab ur junk and shake it to someone

[zomglilwalley]

Last time i felt tits were very comfortable!

[bumpy105]

Keep pressing 3 :D

[MrUltimateEditor]

press 9 rapidly lol

[bestdrummerever1234]

DAMN THESE FISH STICKS ARE HARD AS TITS

as tits whos tits have you been grabbing that feel hard

FUCK YOU

haha

[ccjb0513]

gay

[moegurl126]

@ccjb0513 fuck you fagget

[herrmikman]

whats up with all those fake tourette guys on youtube :s it seems to be an easy way to get famous i guess ....

[wwegamer24]

tourettes guy- WHERE ARE THE PAPER TOWLS

son-there in this bag

tourrettes guy- THROW EM' OVER HERE towls hit in the crotch*

tourrettes guy- OUCH MOTHERFUCKER U HIT ME IN THE DICK!!

son- sorry

tourretts guy- YOUR LUCKY IT WASNT HARD

1 second passes*

tourretts guy- I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY DICK!

[SuperJacobholmes]

i meant this  not my dick! HAHAHA xD

[sumadorgen]

I literally almost shit myself laughing so hard!

[SmellyLama496]

OUCH!!! makes me laugh so much

[216skater]

4=2 HOUR SHIT

6=HIT ME IN THE DICK

[yosonyo100]

251 people are salt

[numberjack1980]

KEEP PRESSING 3

[akatsuki96100]

"Throw em over here!"

-Light toss-

"OUCH!"

[DxCharlie7033]

251 people knocked over the pepper instead of the salt

[MrXBOX360Kid11]

at 0:31 thumbs up if you hear that in alot of youtube poop XD

[Krankx24x]

FUCK SALT!

[sarahedwards2]

I wish the Tourettes Guy was my dad!

[blainey25]

this video is as funny as SHIT

[borderolivia920]

251 people did not fuck salt...

[cowdust51]

Press 3 repeatedly

[JamesPriceJohnson]

i guess he didn't like the salt.

[03skater4life]

WHERES THE PAPER TOWELS?

over here in this bag

Throw them here.....OUCH YOUR HIT ME IN THE DICK YOUR LUCKY IT WASNT HARD... I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY DICK lol

[hl2izawsum]

omg its TOURETTES

[sdtrolleygregory]

Press Play then Pause then press 8 Then wait til he says whos tits you have been grabbing then press 3!!! hahah!

[rokikshasas]

Aw, the dad's so cute :)

[omglolomg153]

pres 7 rapidly 

[716NewYork]

FUCK SALT!!!! :D

[1Nekit1]

PRESS 3 REPEADEATLY

[thegingerbreadninja]

0:16 masturbation

[thecradle5]

youre lucky that thing wasnt hard....i mean this thing not my DICK!!! bahahahaha

[DisturbedAngelTechno]

FUCK SALT

[kidz911]

MUTHER FUCKER YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK!

[Theonegamefreak]

Fucck Salt indeed.

[Areintfrozenlife]

FUCK SALT never gets old no matter how many times I listen to it.

Thumps up if you replayed the FUCK SALT thing at least twice. :)

[divineawsomeness12]

press 9 wait 5 seconds then quickly press 3

[Bearhemoth]

Click this 5 times 0:42

[xISh4dowELiteIx]

salt disliked this video

[faiz461]

@xISh4dowELiteIx also,the paper towel,and the fish sticks.

[Kwiek07]

@xISh4dowELiteIx .....and me bitch.

[B1shop021]

Oh my god being the son must be sooo frigging funny!!

[blasters4life1]

does he really have turrets? and who had a kid with this guy?

[clarkbar225]

Press 3 .... "MY DAD AND SHIT" (while rubbing nuts)

[bjms987]

someone call 911 i cant breath laughing so hard at hard tits XD

[Egam1213]

thumbs up for those who have played the Tourettes Guy Soundboard :P

[rockypc24]

250 people can go to jelly piarte donuts and take a 2 hower shit for all i care

[brawlfans34]

250 people like salt

[SFisher1993]

250 people were hit in the dick.

[KelseyJayMusic]

This is the best one of all times!

[TheLadyOwnsYou]

Am I a terrible person for thoroughly enjoying this.

[AdmiralKexxy]

Keep pressing 3 to masterbait to your dad.

[singsam271]

wtf is he doing at 0:15?

[ENDORPHINSAM]

Fuck salt

Fuck salt!!

FUCK HER IN THE ASS!????!

[jackiecruz7]

press the numbers 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

(press them a lot, but at different times)

[LarryAngelista]

press 8 a bunch of times

[frootloops4u]

fuck salt!!!!!!!!!!

[numnutelmo]

How do you feel about your son?

YOUR A DICK!

but dad

YOU'RE A FAGGOT

[THEHUMANCORBRA]

I flagged this video.Now none of you mutha fuckers will be able too see it agian!MOO HOO HA HA!

BY!

[Whiteboii218]

@THEHUMANCORBRA thats y i just watched it dumbass

[liquadition123]

@THEHUMANCORBRA FUCK U

[Faustitas2]

@THEHUMANCORBRA What the fuck kind of laugh is moo hoo ha ha? Do you have tourettes too?

[justpostin123]

Salt: OH NOES! Dx

Pepper: D:

[im264shirt]

@mssoccerlover102 HE IS NOT DEAD, DOUCHE!

[27flowerchild]

when im upset...i watch this and i feel so muc happier :)

[Green11Hornet]

Clearly this guy does not give a fuck. :D

[TheRezdude]

you hit me in the dick, press 6

[Ladyrara99]

0:42 keep on replaying till u cnt stp laughing

[jwoodworth6494]

250 people have fish sticks that are hard as tits!

[prodrummerboy13]

i love how he itches his balls

[David209ism]

damn these fish sticks r hard as tits!!!!!!!

[David209ism]

hahah fukin awsome

[midnightwolf48]

250 people have hard tits XD

[lolowting45]

.....FUCK SALT

[tootsiepop825]

IS HE YOUR DAD! I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU!

[OgnarPliskin]

249 bottles of salt disliked this.

[pauley314]

FUCK SALT!!!!

[yourcomputerhatesyou]

0:16 scarred me for life lol

[crazykirby97]

yeah careful when you hit his dick, it could have been hard.

[oobietime8]

0:29 The best moment in youtube history

[nightm4re100]

@oobietime8 indeed :D

[BenjaminT16]

Hey turrets guy, how do you feel about Angelina Jolie recent movie?

.........FUCK SALT!!!!

[MsBayarea925]

these fish sticks are as hard as tits!!!

[YANADDAMEEN]

press 3 then 6 for "my dad hit me in the dick" hahaha

[bobidiga1]

youre lucky it wasnt hard i mean this thing not my dick

[Killsorz]

press 5 repeatidly

[Powellitis]

@gregk100001 No u.

[skoolkicks]

he really must of hated angelina jolies new movie

[buffalosaurus]

pause, press play, then press 7 then 8 then 9 as fast as you can.

[benhony1]

fuck salt

[juliaheart1105]

your lucky it wasn't hard! xD

[mellygurlX3]

LMAO HE WAS MASTERBATING WHEN YOU PRESS 3 !

[Kurrizzmaa]

MotherFucker, you hit my Dick!

[smittyjj22]

chill



[Xenon18100]

Press ^until he reaches dick. Then repeat. It will sound like "ARE YOU MY DICK?!" or,

"UNEVEN DICK!" and "OR EVEN A DICK!" Notice???

[eminemrules12187]

"you can go to jolly pirate donuts and take a 2 hour shit for all i care!!!" <-----

my new catch phrase

[paintednaomi]

LOL

your lucky it wasnt hard

i mean this thing not my dick

HAHAHA

[NarutoDude96]

"FU-"

[acdcrox10001]

Pause, press play, then press 9. After 2 seconds, press 3

[Destro088]

i llove how malicious and disapointed he looked at that salt ive never seen someone so angry at table salt

[MultiDit]

@Destro088 jajajaja wey

[MonsterrrHD]

247 people couldn't find the paper towels :)

[brb1994]

FUCKLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[BullworthPinUpGirl]

WHAT THE FUCK?!! SCRATCHIN 'HIS BALLS!!!

[MoldyMooseTeeth]

Fuck salt! It dosen't make my steak taste good!

[BlahJake]

0:24

WHERES THE PAPER TOWELS!!!?

THERE OVER HERE DAD... IN THIS BAG.

THROW EM' OVER HERE!!!

OUCH!!!

MOTHER FUCKER, YA HIT ME IN THE DICK!

SORRY!

YOUR LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD!!!

...

I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK!!!

[guitargod9000]

click 20 over and over

[jeanschlemko]

press 0 and also well all the numbers r funny

[dmaster400]

press 7 as fast as you can

[gunnar1232123]

im crazy as shit

[TheScarfaceJoker]

There should be a sequel to this video called FUCK PEPPER!!!!!!!!!

[ConradY2K]

press 1 alot lol

[torio110]

press 7 fast and turrets guy dances

[n00bz4]

if you keep pressing 5 it sounds like he's saying penis fag

[jimbob1234567]

@n00bz4 LMAO UR RIGHT

[Sonicguy1994]

Press 5 and 8 a bunch of times

Penis, Balls, Penis, Balls

[FalconPAAAWNCH12345]

press 5 over and over fast and he will say PENIS

[eminemrules12187]

ummmm...... what WAS he doing at 0:16?

[moreownage]

lol press 8 over and over really fast he says balls balls balls

[slong150]

Press 3 over and over really fast:)

[SkooledINC]

kinda think his dad might have made him like this

"Then the manager called me a dumbass like my hes my dad"

sad face

[R3PSTA]

42-44:)