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  • haha the end was kinda funny but whats the point of it

  • that was hilarious

  • He could use it for good! Like stopping bad people lol I don't know... I'm glad I'm not him, cause my computer would be gone, and then if I tried to call for help I couldn't, and if I touched the walls I might make the house cave in, and I couldn't touch my pets, and I couldn't drive, and I couldn't... wow I'm glad I'm not him.... Hey I want some skittles...

  • It would be awesome but suck at the same time.

  • That would really suck!!

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  • Omg this killed me when i first saw this xD

  • how did he get a new born child? simple:

    -laid face up on the bed, arms extended on the outside.

    -wife/partner was on top.

    -wife/partner hops up and down on the dick (missionary).

    -she misses her period.

  • I saw this commercial on TV before, I thought it was funny.

  • I saw this commer

  • i would hate to be that guy

  • I don't care what anyone else thinks. This is so hilarious I fell out of my chair.

  • a girl was sucking on her dads skittles and she stoped for a moment and asked her dad when she can stop and he said shut up and taste the rainbow

  • Tht just made me cry T_T

  • TOUCH THE OCEAN! wait...what happends if he tuch the ground O_O

  • what would happen if he touched skittles?

  • who else thought it was going to be a racist commercial?

  • best add ever!!!!

  • Dude I don't know whether to like or dislike this video b/c this is a great video!

  • Wrong. Best commercial ever

  • He should just wear gloves!

  • @ajhenderson13 Which would then turn into skittles..

  • @Gurjot333 he should wear gloves... made out of skittles.

  • he's a little old to be having a new born. :s

  • how is this possibly the worst commercial ever it unreal

  • wait, so if he touches the ground will the planet turn to skittles?

  • Finally getting aired over here in the UK as of a couple of months ago or something XD

  • His wife must have turned into Skittles when he was fucking her - so how can he have a baby?

  • @NUMBERONETANARNOID He must of done her without using his hands! haha

  • Touch the ground :D

  • he should feed the homelss

  • Wait, so his penis is now skittles?

  • if i had his powers i would never be able to play my pokemon games ever agen! nooooooo!!! D:

  • how's masterbating workin out for ya ?

  • wonder what happens when he grabs a handful of skittles..

  • I wonder what happens when he touchs skittles

  • How I told M&M's from Skittles:I was in kindergarten,and a kid gave me a skittle.I was like oh boy!An M&M!! Then, I ate it and I was like,o_O

  • @theedenpapi COOL STORY, BRO!

  • So...he basically admitted to murder. 

  • I'm guessing he's never touched himself then. Poor guy

  • Too funny! Check out our funny commercial for a good laugh watch?v=nughUrMKECg

  • I throw my skittles in the air sometimes

    sayin ayo!!!

    taste the rainbow!!

  • I bet that was Magneto calling him on the phone.

  • @Sanguiluna Why would that be Magneto?

  • @Nibbs47 To recruit him.

  • Fuck it's 3am and I'm crying over this. Is that supposed to happen?

  • Well...at least he'll never go hungry :)

  • Some one must have a bad case of blue balls

  • Is that flo?!

  • lol

  • freeze bitch!

    FREEZE BITCH!!

    Oh fuck...

  • I love this commercial. It gets me every time.

  • you little faggoterian

  • hes got the golden and orange and red and purple and green touch

  • He could make a living as a bomb defuser. All he has to do is touch it and boom, skittles

  • And if he touches the skittles, the world implodes on itself

  • How the fuck did he get that job?

  • slap yourself on the face

  • it sucks, he can't masturbate either.

  • O_o im pretty sure that would be the best way to kill your boss and get away with it. LOL

  • This commercial is awesome!! <3

  • This is single handedly the most disturbing AND entertaing commercial I think I've ever seen.

  • hahahahahaha

  • WAIT!!! how did he get a baby?

  • @KawaiiGaIx LOL...i wanna know to

  • @KawaiiGaIx gloves?

  • @ChopperEZ gloves --> hand --> skittles 

  • @KawaiiGaIx skittles gloves?

  • @KawaiiGaIx HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

  • He should masturbate

  • What if he touches a Skittle. o-o

  • @SkeleKid879 Nothing, of course, would happen if he touches a Skittle.

  • @SkeleKid879 Cool username, bro.

  • If he was in War he would touch a bullet and Have a snack!!

  • THE BEST TERRORIST EVER

  • It would suck if he tried to masturbate!

  • What happens when he touches a skittle?

  • @amclartyfrancis2k9 Skittleception!

  • @cigarr0000 DiCaprio appears telling us we have to enter the mind of the skittle and make it think its not one :O

  • @amclartyfrancis2k9 DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE... you just blew my mind!!!

  • I would become a super villain, touching scyscrapers and such

  • He should make a skittles apocalypse

  • Worst commercial ever more like BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

  • i agree its alright the only part thats good is when he freaks out and bashes the desk but the rest sux

  • That would be so cool but at the same time it wouldn't! If that could happen to me for just one hour that would be awesome!

  • @1happyboo that y u dont use glovesa lol he will turn in2 skittles

  • what would happen if he touched a skittle?

  • @he11fyre420 it would turn into m&ms.

  • Funny though XD

  • He shook the hand of the man on the bus and turned him in Skittles they're eating? D:

  • this is not a bad commercial,its funny to me

  • Wouldn't his clothes turn to skittles

  • @sjjtoysjdub00 because he didnt dress himself, and its only his hands that turn things into skittles, like that guy who wanted the touch of gold....very similar

  • @jruch314 That would be king Midas.

  • @dracofirex yes, thank you :)

  • Christopher nolen should make a movie e

  • wait wouldnt the bus turn into skittles as well?

  • Why the worst one? One of the best to me. I member when it aired.... Funny

  • What if he needs to pee?

  • Lmfaaooooo damn .

  • shouldve made a skittles kung fu man  vs like a million men then make it go blank and at the end show a huge field of skittles :O!!!!

  • @1happyboo then how come hes not naked?

  • Imagine jacking off...

  • Skittles Gloves!

  • Wear gloves...

  • how does he have a new born baby boy if everything he touches is skitlles......? wouldnt his wife like turn in to skittles?

  • @judgekiko Must have happened after he got her pregnant.

  • Soo how does he eat?.........

  • @sulbul64

    He eats Skittles, maaan...

  • what if he touches skittles?

  • XD HAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!! Oh my god, what the heck, I laughed so loud like as if it's LMAO. I like it when he smashes the phone into the skittles and then the table, yes. The table is the most funniest part I've seen, at 0:36

  • How does he clean his Ass then??? Or how does he go p ???

  • hahaha how is this the worst, made me lol

  • omg how the hell does he shit, if he sits on the toilet it turns to skittles :L

  • I dotn know weather I should laugh or cry

  • lol..

    

  • pretty funny advert if you ask me

  • at least he can enjoy in skittles as much as he can , that is nice

  • i wonder if he ever jerked off of turned his poo into skittles then are that

  • worst skittles? are you frickin kidding me? it's the best!

  • what happens if he touches the ground :O SKITTLOPOLYPSE!

    

  • WHAT HAPPENS IF HE TOUCHES SKITTLES ? thumbs up so i get an answer

  • I think it was nice... but skittles tastes like shit. i only bought them cuz they looked like m&m's

  • imagine masturbating.... fuck

  • how does he put on his cloths lol!?

  • @SuperFreshie1 He didn't do it as explained by himself

  • @SuperFreshie1 he doesnt dress himself

  • @SuperFreshie1 He said in the advert someone else did it. +1 for obsevation though

  • this commercial rocks!! i even think FLOW from progressive is in this and besides everything he touches turns to skittles!!! hes a superhero

  • @throughthefire5566 i was thinking the same thing lol

  • @throughthefore5566 they multiply! :D

  • Lol touch the rainbow?

  • Lmao he can get away with murder >:D

  • He should make a glove out of skittles.

  • what happens when he touches an actual skittle ? end of the world creating a paradox that rips our dimension apart ... or more skittles ?

  • is that the broad from the progressive commercials?

  • H ecant hold his baby boy, how did he have a son?

  • if he touched a skittle what would it become?

  • awesome!

  • If he ever wants to commit suicide, all he has to do is clap.

  • @LibraHorse1 That's some tasty crime scene clean up.

  • He's just depressed he couldn't taste the rainbow

  • TROLOLOLOLOLO

  • LoL its just a joke get over it. its funny

  • I met a man on a bus today...

    I shake his hand...

    He'll never see his family again.

    LooL

  • shit is fuc*** wack and depressing#swag

  • How'd he manage to put that shirt on?

  • @jacksonjaryn he says did you dress your self this morning....

  • @jacksonjaryn he said he didn't dress himself...

  • Man I would do an awesome Shoryuken if I had This XD

  • i would just touch myself to end the madness! or get a job making skittles

  • if he rubs his wang, hmmmm

  • THIS IS LIBERALS ADS! BOYCOT THIS SHEET! I NEVER BUY THIS SHEET!

    DON'T BE DONKEY FOREVER!

  • He can never go to the bathroom...

  • Wat happen if he touch the floor? 2012?

  • Shouldn't the Skittles he touches turn into more Skittles?

  • @theBIGhamster11 omfg im going to die laughing man!!!!

  • i lov this commercial

  • @theBIGhamster11 by giving everyone diabettes!!!!!!!=D

  • What if he tripped and touched the ground?

  • are you kidding!? that was fucking mad as! the end was funny as shit

  • sex would be hard =D

    

  • if you think thats bad you havent seen the honey moon commercial

  • The only way this could be more depressingly funny is if the black guy was morgan freeman.

  • he should touch the earth

  • @paprmastr232 were always in touch with earth.. air is apart of earth, and were all apart of the universe

  • What happens if he touches himself? ;)

  • I would love to try that on my boss

  • What would happen if he touched a Skittle?

    MY BRAIN IS COLLAPSING IN ON ITSELF.

    WHO'S FUCKING WITH MY MEDICINE...

  • is that the progressive insurance lady, flo?

  • that must be the least painful death ever...

  • Poor guy got turned into skittles... :(

  • he needs to touch justin bieber.

  • what happens when he touches skittles?

  • Correction...BEST skittles commercial ever ;)

  • I feel bad for Danny Glover...

  • i love this commercial..it's hilarious. although i can understand why u wouldn't want to eat them now ;) could be a dead person from all you know