Selena Gomez's "Say Now" By Shane Dawson on BlogTv

[TheMasterpiece8]

Miley Cyrus Has More Talent In Her Morning Breath Than This Shane Fag & The Miley Wanna Be Selena Gomez Will Ever Have They're Just Pissed Cause They'll Never Be as Rich or Famous Stop Drinking all That Haterade & Grow up. BE JEALOUS BITCHES

[yoPEANUT1]

What's your number

[sweetchic216]

Is that really Selena Gomez's account? ^^

[sweetnsourgirl55]

Tweet Tweet!! :)

[EmoFREAk279]

Hey Shane this is totally off subject , but I never seen you reply on peoples comments so do you ever plan on replying to them? I love you Shane

[maxey83112]

thats flippin awsome

lol

[Jessica80808]

i love you shane!!!!!!!!!! and selena

[kidcridge]

he didnt sended that to selena gomez arent ya??

[octoberandsnowtv]

i wanna help murder miley cyrus! l0l jkjk xD or am i?

[pupkit3]

he has a blogtv account XD

[maywez]

@ mrbeefyable: 3 (ShaneDawsonTV, ShaneDawsonTV2 and ShaneDawsonTvNews)

[ilar4etid]

i want a shout out

so i was bored on aim, and my friend was away but i decided to im him anyway. the convo is as follows:

status: Nom nom nom.

Leave one.

me: leave one what a pie

ooo or a cake mmm cake or how bout a penis

mmm penis

ok i'm is leaving u a penis

b sure to accknowledge that when you become famous and need to decide which friend to take to hollywood with you k

even if i don't get a shout out i hope this makes u laugh =) <333

[FluffeeFan90]

i love u shane

[djbolo4]

weres brittney

[rainbowfriend1]

i love you Shane!!!!:)

[JACKiiiE101]

ommg what is his blogtv username??

[kagome700]

"We dont care" xD Lol LMAO SHANE I LUFF YOU!

I was on the floor when you said "Find ways to kill Miley cyrus." Milerz Manderz :] I love yew shane!

[completesmackdown]

i wanna pwn you at failing miserably! Bc i do da all theee daayyy! P.S..... Baby in austrailia are found in the bottom of the daddy's beer jug :P

[o0OLauO0o]

LMAO xD

[Tankcobell]

lol

[ohhiimjennie]

''we don't care" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao

[rainchic1204]

hahaha i love you shane.

:D

[DoooDii1994]

"We don't care" xDDDDDD LMFAO !

[cheesegxg]

my anes is bleeding everybody get a glass it tasts like grape soda mixed with sperm only 2 dollers

[33shawnj]

two guys 1 horse and 5 boys 6 dogs

[ActRanDumb]

Capitalize this letter------------> hippos are your mom, gays are for you *insert comma here* suck my dick or you just might get sick *insert period here*

*insert lame reply below*

[DoctorWho4ever2k8]

This is a fan channel

[greenflams]

2 boys 1 girl

[annelopez1]

You ask whats wrong with me? But I really dont know. Every since the1st time I did it I havent been able to stop, Tryn over n over again to quite, reaching my goal n then being slammed back to the ground and stepped on. I can never win. Will I ever beat this, will it just keep pulling me down? Fightn myself on if I should or not. Yet knowing that its wrong and yet still longn to let it take control of me. Letn myself go, once again I do it over. All the while knowing that I fucked up again.

[RinkerBoater]

at school today someone dropped their book on my head 3 times in a row because it kept falling out of their locker onto me. i hate having a bottom locker.

[Gage5137]

omg xD

[igooneopets]

im on a plane with my mom, see u later alligator wat my mom said no, chicken full of leather seats of a car window looking through the back door of a concert he took me to the fair.

[pipermaroon]

my head is bleeding.. and it honest to God has glitter in it.... im scared...

[insurgentdude]

Face Shit = Vomit

[lilgremlin31]

-backs away- all of you are screwed up. and no i'm not retarded wtf you goin on about ;P  heeheh ihee LOL ihop :P

[littlehyuuga]

So I found the cat right? I found the cat..and after I found the cat I took it into my room right? I took it into my room. So I went downstairs right? I got the honey out of the fridge right? So I lathered the cat in honey, and well...now the cat is covered in honey, in the corner of my room, and it smells.

Name pronounced: Little-Hyooga

[jailime]

lol this was hilarious XD

[legonerd1234]

im not on board with torturing her but if big if you could et a look-a-like you could plant some interesting and incriminateing videos

[KahSaundruh]

I don't think you have to make her want to die. If Billy Ray Cyrus was my dad I wouldn't need another reason to die. That and she's in the media so much. I'm sure she's plotting her suicide right now. Well we could only hope..

[1dgkonig]

kill her

[SmileyFaceCentral101]

My friend got me this haircare set for my bday, but it smelled like a baby's head. You know that smell, right? sorta like those biscuit things they eat (and apparently crush on their heads...IM JUST SAYING WAT UR THINKIN!)

[crazytownkrooks]

shit monkey..... imagine it in you the rest is for you to discover

[TheWhitepeperidiot]

when getting humped make sure to suck it first

[TheMatthewProduction]

She told me to go to rehab but i said no no nooooo. Oh right it's time for the effed up comment- did you know that i once seen mario and lugi smoking outside hyrule castle AND dissing fred!!!

[twittertweetxx]

there was a rabbit who humped a carrot and got ais off the carrot the rabbit laid a maid the maid had herpees and gave the rabbit herpees the rabbit had a 3-sum with a cow and a pig the rabbit gave the cow herpees and the pig aids the pig shagged a nerd because the nerd cudnt find a human to get of his virginity level so he humped the pig and the nerd got swine flu so if you hump a pig with aids you get swine flu a lot of people must hump pigs --this is a joke i do take swine flu seriously=)

[yodafreak2345]

hilarious!!!!! lmao!!!!! :)

[Kaminskiscooters]

So last night i was walking down the street... im in a wheelchair...

[Master1Jedi2Gordon]

my cat gave me aids last night the messed up thing is i dont have a cat wtf?

[ACDC923]

A orange chicken just came into my house, took my duck's tube socks out of the chicken stredder in the attic, then climbed mount everest with my banana imported from my dog's a**, and then took shane dawson's YouTube account and deleted it D:, and then gave a chicken to yo grandmother's uncle's daugther's cousin's chicken's dog's aunt's mother's sister son's former college room mate... SSSSSMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU JUST GOT CHICKENED!!!!!!!!!!!

[jesfitz89]

wuzzup boyfriend?!?! i had fun last night with u ;) do u remember reading a message a long time ago about the skullz who ate halloween? no? i dont either. u no what? lets do what we did last night again. that was so FUCKING fun. *hint hint dumbass* ur right last night was the best FUCKING night ever... not icluding the night before that for about 6 years. yeah thats right bitch. ur a rapist. i was 9 years ago. LOVE YOU TOO SHANE!! dont bother calling me ill be killing the jonas brothers. tweet

[KevinLuhrs]

i say let's rape miley cryus and lady gaga bitch i can MOTHER FUCKING READ HER POKER FACE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SHE SUCKED MY COCK AND THEN RAPE SHIT FUCKING PUSSY TWEET TWEET TWEET BITCH FUCKING SHIT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SUCK IT BITCH SHIT SHIT SHIT

[yodafreak2345]

that wasnt fucked up or creative... that just sucked shit! Lady Gaga would never f anyone like u... so get ova it and move on!.... bitches....

[KevinLuhrs]

hey asshole noboby was MOTHER FUCKING TALKING TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN COME ON WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO VONTALNRY TALK TO A DIP SHIT KU KLUX KLAN MEMBER LIKE YOU MIND YOUR OWN GOD DAMN BISSUNUES I KNOW I GOD DAMNED MISS SPELLED THAT GO TO HELL AND DON'T YOU HAVE TO CHOKE ON JAY-Z'S DICK OR RAPE CHILDREN GO FUCK OFF YOU STUPID ASSHOLE YOU SHOULD MOTHER FUCKING COMMIT SUCUIDE DO US ALL A FUCKING FAVOR AND YOUR A BITCH AND YOU MISSSPELLED OVER YOU FUCKING IDIOT

[yodafreak2345]

haha.... your hilarious! i dont hate man,,,, find someone else to fight with!

[KevinLuhrs]

i'll take your word for it

[catwoman18603]

OMG that's great

[NOnameForMEever]

2 babys ate sliced up puppies that was covered in cum and dipped in shit.... after they ate the pupies 2 monkeys spat on them and fucked em in the ass...

muhahahhahahaa ;)

[zummy105]

Skipping through feilds of bunniez eating water while we balance kitty katz on our heads we sing with barney....SMOKING POT BEHIND THE SENCES!~! xD

[spaz1293]

i touched a chinese lady and she said mehow! i was actually thinking about butt raping her but she was 85

[tiago3mo]

Dude youre so Random!

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[zackoman123]

at the end

"...... we don't care"

rofl XD

[aaron9989]

butt sex with a banana

[WorldOfWarCrack1994]

Butt F*cking rabid Bear Cubs while watching "American Idol" and eating a piece of fried dog sh*t.....doez I winz!?!? .....CHICKEN! butt f*ck!!!!!!

[YellowTissueBox]

so this is his like secret channel? or is it a fan guy posting all his blog stuff?

[randumcindy]

right?

[emchilly99]

love you! watch you while you sleeep! thats a joke! give me a shoutout! love you! tweet tweet!~

[xconv3rz104x]

I stole candy from a little kid... it was awesome!!!!!!

[musicisurfriend]

took too long, took to long, took to long

for u to call back

and normally i would just forget that

except for the fact it was my birthday

my stuip birthday

[qwerty05101]

I love that song

[fooboo24lala]

O___O

That is going to be Selena's face when she hears this.

And you actually think Selena has talent!?!

[notfair609]

raped by a kitkat bar!!!!

[BabyKakezGiggles]

tweet tweet! i said tweet tweet mofo! shane i love u so much! i just wanna lock u in my closet with my fuzzy handcuffs and keep you as my sex slave!!! ill be watching you...or will i???? muahahaha tweet tweet...

[MySweetSelf]

I wanna see a video of how far you can stick a BBQ skewer down your peehole.

[hacker123456789102]

yesterday i saw a banana that was yellow

[ToLostToBeFound]

lmao shane if you get arrested for this ill bail you out!

[loveme4me2385]

LMFAO!!!! i <3 u shane!!!

[MissUniverse67]

Shane sorta looks likes this one guy i used to like....but shane is HOTTER!!!!

[xboxplayer123456]

well i bet shanes getin arrested lol

[Biddyfofish]

3========D >

that's almost fucked up (:

[HFrules]

lol :)

[articremation]

*The most fucked up comment I can imagine* 8>D

[Hinna17]

ROFLOL!!

[Neondudess]

haha nice one :L x

[Defictionalize]

XDD ur so amazing

[heyitsmaisie]

i didn't know shane was a selena gomez fan.. but now i do! u rock!! :D

[itzybitzysamuria]

you should see see the Cell 2, show ways of wanting ppl to kill themselves or them to want you to kill them LOL

Love you Shane =)

[Smileforeverfamous]

Lol shane I luv u

[ElectronicLakeDog]

OH MY GOD, SHANE!!!! OHM Y GOD!!! WHAT IF SHE ACTUALLY LISTENS TO THAT?! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! SORRY I KEEP SAYING THAT, BUT, OH MY GOD! Wouldn't it be really funny if she made a video about your message on YouTube or on Disney Channel or something?! Oh my God, you are so bad!!!

[Livdances2538]

AKF!!!!!!!!!

[austinjavierloos]

thank you for thaking my advice on your say now by going on blog tv

[XxxrubberduckiexxX]

peole still use my space?

[Crowshadow96]

Poor Selena she's probably gonna be like... wow sicko

[familyofdisneylovers]

the pineapple ate the sweaty cow and then started to slice itself, and while it was slicing purple blood with aqua sparkles came pouring out then there was a large bubble in the blood and out popped the sweaty bloody cow and its platypus babies that turned into vampires and sucked "juices" out of strippers and then used their stripper poles to "play" with each other ..... :D

[kRYstaAaax78]

LMFAOOO

[Mariana062897]

I officaly love you now! it was funny. i luv both miley and selena but more a selena fan

[Mariana062897]

i love miley but THATS FUNNY!

[babiJJ95]

lol FUCKIN funny and yeah it would be funny if she caled back and said "yea we should"

[BKfangurl7]

Hah!

[xuxigirl]

cum on the celing yeah i got cum in my celing 2 inchez hard cock!

[ElleseeMatee]

The jonas brothers are heree sucking my cock, so my dad dont have too,, and by the way im a girl (:

[UlTRaPUrpLegiRl]

the monkey sat on the elaphant to hitch a ride on his back to go to las vagas to break ronnie radke out of jail so he could go fuck a dam coconut in the shape of jhon f kenidy playin the claranet so loudly that the waterfall collapest under the wait of YO FACE

PWNAGE

ps look up ronnie radke and his new band falling in reverse and his old band escape the fate

and this is not a sponser comment

[DevonStrachanVids]

I've been plotting to murder those miler and mander bitches also. alright, the plan. stalk her for 7 weeks, 5 hours, and 31 minutes, and 7.5 seconds. then after that, we rape her, for 6 hours, 47 minutes, and 5.9 seconds. we stab her, 5 million, 37 thousand, 471 hundred, and 84 times, then take the body to mexico. this is very elaborate and cannot be fucked with. we will kill milers and manders. we will.

[leihran]

471 hundred, and 84 times.... wtf?

[CullenCovenGirl88]

haha Shane, your gonna get yo assss kicked :D Cuz eveyone knows that Selena and Miley are gay for eachother. XD

[Carahfae]

that was beautiful lmao.

[TheVoiceOfHell]

hey. i ooze ticks from my nipples,shoot fire out my ass,have 17 penises,eat chips with my asshole and not my mouth,and on top of it all,im also a girl. (:

[Elizabethallene]

I WILL HELP YOU SHANE!!!!!I HATE MILEY she is only famous cuase her daddy bought her fucking fame,it is disgusting, i wont even try to hide it, i would take her out back , shoot her in the head,and deal with the consequinces!

and no that is noit a death threat :) i just dont loike her, i dont want to kill her, i just want her to go away and never come fucking back

[mackenzieinthesky]

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

I'm surprised you didn't say that at the end of the video like every other fucking stupid ass video you make, Shane. Jesus. Fuck you. You can't just fucking be original. You have to rip on other people all the time. It never fucking ends, it just goes on and on and on. Fuckin'...just stop making videos, cuntbucket. Get a fucking job or something. Shit.

[most fucked up comment.]

[austinjavierloos]

fuck you whats your problem!

[mackenzieinthesky]

....wow. it was a fucked up comment..

[mackenzieinthesky]

I LIKE SHANE DAWSON, GUYS.

[DarknesAngels1]

fucked up comment: he is a stalker he loves Selena

also other comment is fucked up to

[DarknesAngels1]

Shanes nose is a the size if his real dick

[mandybabe555]

Haha I Agree Withh 1bloody1

[BLOODBATHDOLANBATH]

Werid comment:

Black man says: WHAT THE FUCK!?... RUN MOTHAFUCKA RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did that come from??? werid

[1bloody1]

Lol. I don't think he took it far ENOUGH. bahahah.

[ilonaforever95]

Weird comment:

SHANE IS UGLY!!!

(not really!)

[326322280]

it's his old room in his old flat!!

[gethitbyparkedcarz]

most fucked up comment...heheh*evil face*

my boyfriend jizzed in a tube sock and we ran over into the bk drivethrew asking for oreo borritos.and they gave us pre opened bbq sauce and we told them to suck on there dads camel nuts and then we threw gummie worms at my douche neighbor *the end* (this is a true story) :D

[iveyj]

LMAO 1.34

[amaliefuckingwhitta]

i wanna put a wig on you, and cover you in babyoil, forcing you to sing and dance to "hoedown throwdown", NAKED, except a pair of panyhose, and a pink sock on you dick.

[maripom72]

ROFL that was hilarious!

[Merdam9]

Retarded father masturbating in a wheelchair while watching his blind/mute/def son raping his armless sister on their's mother grave, while a horse is pissing on them.

[HowToWinGames]

What a sick mind you have my dear friend...

[omgitskelso]

The most fucked up comment... well, I can't think of anything.

But

What's the difference between a jew and a boy scout?

Boy scouts come back from their camps!!

[ElHugoUnico]

o shit, that's hella jacked up, lol

[twilightworship]

cambodians bite off a live donkeys balls

that's my

fucked up comment

[thegirclub]

i had a crappy halloween. this ninja sed really loudly, "ok, im gonna rape them nxt" to his other ninja frends. anothr ninja sed, "crap they herd us," but like 5 seconds later my frends were all, "walfasterwalkfaster" and the ninjas were following us... were a group of 12 yearolds, 4 mimes, minnie mouse, a dog, a cowgirl, and gir (lets just say a green dog) which was me.

[alliigrl13]

i want to slather you in your grandma's roasted chicken fat and see you dance ti beyonce... naked.

[c0ry5m1th]

so wait your not shane?

[bluebowser31]

yuor mom

[JackInTheBox1616]

is that really selenas phone number?

[WalrusCode]

Yeah, she won't know whats coming unless she watches this..?

Lol shane you rock!!

[owowowie]

last night me and ur grandma had ear sex :D

and then ur granpa came in and fuck me up the asshole for twelve hours and im scared ill get pregnant even though imk a guy

[r33na1]

rape is sex you didn't know u wanted :'D

[musicroxmyninjasox]

dude there was police everywhere yesterday so every time we saw them we would flick them off!

I swear they were chasing us XD

[PKFR0808s]

Yesterday I went over to a wood for some kind of halloween walk. The funniest part of the evening was when I was singing childish songs with a stranger and talked about pokemon.

(I love it, my niece tells me I'm fuckd up, I'm 18 )

[ifyou555thatim666]

well if you did the chicken the coca cola would be good but the killer will allways say ''hello!''

[elmirasahar]

I like turtles and crap dogs out of my ass hole.

[riasroxy]

thanks for the video, please put more vids from shane's blog tv chats =)

[uhltron]

Male feminist is another word for a non-practicing homosexual . Well ya said write sumthin crazy <3

[MillaMan23]

i will give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

[nansote]

i was kissing my dog and hugging him then i remember i dont have a dog what the hell i was kissing and holding?

[Jatangles]

I saw a guy hit a dog with a car today... then two other dogs went up to it too see if it was ok or some shit then the car driving the car hit tried to finish off the first one.... so he ran over all 3. I laughed.

[HarderRocker15]

i raped a girl and then i raped my neighbor......she is 92 years old....... is that fucked up?

[cricky14]

omg shane u are friggin funny! idk how u can say all that with out smiling or laughing! i culdnt do it!

[JodieIshmael1212]

agreed!

[WolframsGirl]

I was wondering what you were gonna say, and then when you said, " ways to murder Miley Cyrus." I almost died laughing!!!

[WhiteStripedLemur]

Fact: More people die by getting hit with a coconut each year than shark attacks.

[YummyAbortion]

Bloody vaginal belch.

[austin12326]

i wish marshmellos were brown so i could stick them up my ass and say there poo

[MissJennBunny]

omg thats fucked up but still very funny

[legacybaby]

I have bubble balls in my titty pocket.

[cortney001]

LOLed at heroxsword

[heroxsword]

i rofled so hard and now for the weirdest comment

"You are freaking awesome Shane i wanna bare your jewish babies :D and btw i'm a dude and im straight but i still love you XD

[JodieIshmael1212]

lmfao! nice!

your as funny as shane! xD

[IndieGirl456]

Hahah Shane's awesome .

[DaVinciGirli]

Most messed up comment! : Did you know that over 100 people die each year from choking on a ball piont pen?

By the way: The best Halloween costume is a Pregnant Nun and the boyfriend as the priest!!!

[DaVinciGirli]

LOVE IT! :P

[fuzzyroses13]

omg he watches it with his pants off lololololololololololololololo­lolol

i love shane

[MinasAndreou]

some people never learn

[doggysareawsome]

hahahah this is awesome :D

[OmgMandMShow]

OMG! XD

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SHANE!

[ToastyToast224]

miley cyrus.

[MinasAndreou]

not fucked up

[m7eagan]

You got Jew'd...lol I LOVE Shane, in a totally stalker way-of course!!!

[piapod]

i ate my dog.

[imbored2]

ahh ahaha & you gave your name.

[Puzzlepiece1]

haha this is amazing

[whiteblade212]

hitler bit a llamha's dick off, ran through the desert, and left it on my doorstep, and then exploded, and there was a potato

[CARLOSCASTILLOISSEXY]

I lost my virginity to an old lady down the street and i admit it it was GOOOOOOD