That's a cool toaster but it's making me wonder what I'm doing with my life when I'm going onto videos called "My Incredibly Cool Toaster" and making comments like "That's a cool toaster".
You need to quickly toast the bread, not bake it. Thats why if you leave your toast in the toaster for longer then 5 seconds after it pops up it tastes dry and shit
Its like an oven made for bread and waffles and french toast and poptarts and waffles and frenchtoast and waffles and toast and waffles! Did i mention Waffles?
Wow, that's great. I've always found that pushing the bread down manually was the hardest part of making toast. Now I can enjoy toast again without the risk of RSI.
toasters kill an amazing number of people every year BTW.
don't ask me exactly how many but the number would, well, amaze you.
mostly dumbasses who poke a fork in them after just getting out of the shower in the morning, stupid shit like that. Hey 110v when you're soaking wet holding a metal utensil.... bye bye dumbass.
I'd be careful around that toaster. It could be evil.
awsome have y notaced that u all wasted ur time looking a t a toster thats preowned from ebay nxt time think beforu open ur bigmind thats why we have brains
It's all fun and games until u wake up in the middle of the night to a call demanding ransom for your children from the now self aware toaster. Don't pay it, your kids are already dead in a ditch with extremly burnt gooches. Their no good to u now.
Omg i liek mai toast burnd liek supir blakc liek ur mom L0L bcuz ur mom is a fatass blak3 n00b in b3d shes so fat taht jompin over taeks less ti3m than goin ar0und L0L you mama <3 mai 8==D
U r just liek justin bieber maiby u wud liek 2 smoke my pole douche noob kthx bai
i thought it was going to transform :(
3lademast3r 20 hours ago
My sister found this extremely funny
danovan235 2 weeks ago
What were you filming with, if your toasters there?
finnmmcd 3 weeks ago
My toaster can make money for comments does yours? >_>
ChiokyyaZero 3 weeks ago
Holy crap, that's awesome!!! TOASTERS FOR LIFE!!!
Toasterv2 3 weeks ago
...but will it run crysis?
TempleSuses 4 weeks ago
Sweet mother of god.
Aaron5644189 1 month ago
Can u make videos with that? xD
Ghettog0rilla 1 month ago
for only 5000 $ :)
KarmaTacos 1 month ago
perfect piece of toast =)
10cw10 1 month ago
But will it blend?
TheAkiameYatsuki 1 month ago
thats intense.
SimplyMe1416 1 month ago
the only thing coolor than the toaster, is that piece of bread... omg the way it's cut... :O
TehSocialLife 1 month ago
The future, paying more to have a machine do cool things that I'm still more than capable of doing...
Lydario 1 month ago
Dear Santa clause
mosessstuffs 1 month ago
how did I get here? I was watching Top Gear!
SonicIsOver900 1 month ago
Thats Isn't Cool....... Its AWESOME
Lalalovezyou4life 1 month ago
What else does it do?
dmasu2005 1 month ago
future toaster
superbuzzspy23 1 month ago
Who else just typed toaster?
TastiCupcakes 1 month ago
still doesn't toast even... we fail at making toasters
and yes... why am i in the toaster section?!?!?!?! WTF
couvidan 1 month ago
How has this got 162,191 views?
Also, that toast isn't brown enough.
laughingmyturbanoff1 1 month ago
How did I get here from a toilet paper holder??
zickstick 1 month ago
@zickstick same here!
GrenadesandDaisies 1 month ago
try filming another video with it
NewbsGalore 1 month ago
but will it blend?
applebombify 1 month ago
i need to go with my girlfriend to those stupid movies more....... its better than this
1234buckeyefan 1 month ago
Amazing
blackcatshockey 1 month ago
Wow, how interesting. What make and model is it? From the looks of the eletric plug, this is european equipment?
gsuburban 1 month ago
That's a cool toaster but it's making me wonder what I'm doing with my life when I'm going onto videos called "My Incredibly Cool Toaster" and making comments like "That's a cool toaster".
4DPerformance 1 month ago
well that was stupid
Trxz16 1 month ago
I WANT THIS TOASTER! A minute ago I wanted AC revelations... but now... I WANT THIS TOASTER!
SquirrelINSANITY 2 months ago
im on the weird part of Youtube again.
iskrugh1 2 months ago
epic video!!! can i have your toaster? ^ ^ lol
silentglaceon 2 months ago
Closing the top will make the bread stale.
You need to quickly toast the bread, not bake it. Thats why if you leave your toast in the toaster for longer then 5 seconds after it pops up it tastes dry and shit
crocodile2006 2 months ago
That shit would make me late for work
djhartbeat585 2 months ago
How did I get here from watching awkward street magic?
ThePowerOfPie100 2 months ago
New from Aperture Science...
0SukMunky0 2 months ago
are we really getting this lazy lol
davidevgen 2 months ago
but will it blend?
greyistight 2 months ago
got damn a drop top toaster
lilkrazyt 2 months ago
Silly foreigners and their toast making abilities
MEHxCONFERMEDxDETH 2 months ago
I guess "you recorded this with your toaster?" jokes are going to go extinct... This toaster records in HI-Def!!!!
TheBluddyFaerie 2 months ago
This would make my life complete if I got one of these as a gift.
ryanhawiya 2 months ago
That is one of the funniest things I've seen on Ytube!
atenorforjesus 2 months ago
Why am I watching this?
CommandoReko 3 months ago 70
@CommandoReko hoping to see the toast come out burned!! LMAO
iggitry 1 month ago
magnificent
Djangolulu 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
when you're too fucking lazy to push down the lever...buy this.
BigMidget06 3 months ago
this would suck if you were in a hurry to get to work.
'c'mon, c'mon, hurry the FUCK up, I"M LATE!!"
gideony16 3 months ago
So if guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast? toast toasts toast!
SuicidalLooney 3 months ago
Whenever I hear this music, I always think of the piano fling. Northern Exposure fans will understand.
isabelzavoranu 3 months ago
Its a bread time machine!too bad it doesnt pop up anymore
95kayasith 4 months ago
I typed toaster in the search
KShade93 4 months ago
That is by far the coolest thing I have ever seen in my life :'-)
Holloway565 4 months ago
Its like an oven made for bread and waffles and french toast and poptarts and waffles and frenchtoast and waffles and toast and waffles! Did i mention Waffles?
mythicAZN 4 months ago
*wipes tear* that..*sniff* that was beautiful :'3
ArwenImladris1 4 months ago
awesome!!!
BananaFlashHD 4 months ago
@nwoff88 it firstly say machinima in the tags it says machina may be the brand if toaster but I have a way cooler toaster than that
MrBooBoolips1 4 months ago
why is Machinima in the tags?
nwoff88 4 months ago
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cobolt13 3 months ago
*sniff* such...such...beauty
nwoff88 4 months ago
omg ive just creamed my pants
martcambs 5 months ago
my toaster has wi-fi
does yours ???
JMGarts 5 months ago 5
Must have. Where can I get it?
noonedude101 5 months ago
That toaster is boss. Congratulations.
Shadowedgesword1 5 months ago
what happens when a PS3 F's a toaster.
unambitious 5 months ago
HACKER! :O
BosnaVolimte 5 months ago
interestinf toaster.. the music selection & syncing makes the clip very amusing :D
MurlocWrangler 5 months ago
Wouldn't have been worth watching without the cool classical background music.
TheZenBuddhist 5 months ago
It needs to launch your bread. Can it do that?
oeneboy 5 months ago
i just came
futureanimalvet132 5 months ago
The nintoaster braught me here
Mebegee64 6 months ago
May I ask where you have acquired such a toaster, my good sir?
Riceroni14 6 months ago
are you fucking kidding me I HAVE THAT TOASTER!!!!
then it broke and we threw it out...
TheBhuijn25 6 months ago
how the fuck did I get here from watching 4x4's?
Fridgeboy87 6 months ago
TOAST SOME BREAD: LIKE A BAUSS
Riooooboy 6 months ago
Smosh brought me here
TheDim360 6 months ago
does it accept blu-ray?
chickenpoper 6 months ago 48
@chickenpoper it accepts JB cds
sharemyhobby 1 month ago
Who was bored and just searched for toaster?
TheShambler34 6 months ago
The most high tec toaster ive ever seen
82Wafflez 6 months ago
Wonderful! The bread is perfectly toasted.
BasicallytoBasics 7 months ago
First thing I learned in Coolness 101 is that there is no such thing as a cool toaster.
slamdrump 7 months ago
FINALLY something to keep the flies out while the bread toasts. It's only taken 50 years.
greendreamism 7 months ago
Wow, that's great. I've always found that pushing the bread down manually was the hardest part of making toast. Now I can enjoy toast again without the risk of RSI.
genuinetool 7 months ago
That is genius.
MHFsponge 7 months ago
That's all good but,
You know what they say about toasters! All toasters toast toast!
WolfBlaze16 7 months ago
This is so fake! Who toasts only ONE piece of bread?
Kaorurules1 7 months ago
@Kaorurules1 people who want to watch a toaster toast twice!
endgiver 6 months ago
I really don't why I just watched that. Twice....
withoutreasonorrhyme 7 months ago
I WILL THROW MY MONEY AT YOU !
soviet86 7 months ago
who needs xbox,playstation or nintendo when you have this!!!! my life is now complete
TheKemTV 8 months ago
it's just toast, calm the fuck down.
toasters kill an amazing number of people every year BTW.
don't ask me exactly how many but the number would, well, amaze you.
mostly dumbasses who poke a fork in them after just getting out of the shower in the morning, stupid shit like that. Hey 110v when you're soaking wet holding a metal utensil.... bye bye dumbass.
I'd be careful around that toaster. It could be evil.
batvette 8 months ago
so...you recorded your toaster... lol
ElijahDeBeir 8 months ago
This is an amazing toaster.
LazyCatx3 8 months ago
wold u like win bread fer dat toaster and u recorded wit dat tosat(its a good thing its awsome)
minecraftWHAAA 9 months ago
awsome have y notaced that u all wasted ur time looking a t a toster thats preowned from ebay nxt time think beforu open ur bigmind thats why we have brains
MrRashed1234 9 months ago
That is the whitest toaster evar
stefanjoseph900 9 months ago
Can't say I have ever seen such a beautiful piece of toast in my life.
LiViDxEvIL 9 months ago
thats probably the most amazing thing ive seen the last 2year!
147258166 9 months ago
I found it on ebay as: morphy richards Toaster 2Perfection 44931
mipmipmipmipmip 9 months ago
It should play this music while toasting
mipmipmipmipmip 9 months ago
Haha I want to have such a toaster too!!
reiterhofmariental 9 months ago
very happy to have just bought one of these crematorium toasters on ebay this week
ensayers 9 months ago
this is a really cool toaster! :D yeah!^^
Masitafan 10 months ago
ooooooo shinyy
IVIuFFin1 10 months ago
I want the product model number ..?
Please help me )=
DXB2014 10 months ago
I just love how this toaster has 139,064 views...
PeanutSuckerz 10 months ago
hahaha - i used to have one of these - was disappointed that it broke after only about 12 months and i couldnt get a replacement.
I used to refer to it as "the crematorium" - it reminded me of a coffin being taken into the flames and then the furnace doors closing :-)
ensayers 10 months ago
haha is this a Mercedes benz of toaster
tomyloveu 10 months ago
Impressive.
But my dad would never betray his beloved 'just-one-side-toasting-toaster'.
It's weird.
RuffysDarlin 10 months ago
that's some space age technology shit going down right there.... I want one now!
11Voltron11 10 months ago
i will never eat cereal again :O
blueninja1994 10 months ago
Thats 1 Sexy toaster.... And 1 hot toast(:
XxGamerzHqXx 10 months ago
badass toaster
JDTVEXTREMEVIDEOS 11 months ago
Sir. You are correct, your toaster is in fact incredibly cool.
MrWhoization 11 months ago
Saying "Will it blend" will instantly get you highest rated comment.
MrWhoization 11 months ago
It's all fun and games until u wake up in the middle of the night to a call demanding ransom for your children from the now self aware toaster. Don't pay it, your kids are already dead in a ditch with extremly burnt gooches. Their no good to u now.
TheFightfirewithbaco 1 year ago
hah so random :P :)
GEORGIAFAIR4life 1 year ago
can you send me a toster
engelallee 1 year ago
That is one awesome toaster!
MajorPwnage96 1 year ago
This is how Chuck Norris warms his hands every morning.
CamelBallZee 1 year ago
Bread: Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
tirukaka013 1 year ago 42
@tirukaka013 THATS ALL RIGHT BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY IT HURSTSTSTSTSTSSS
kadjrare 8 months ago
@tirukaka013 It's alright, because I like the way it tastes.
lmFromNorway 6 months ago
You get amused easily!
ShahnamPersia 1 year ago
I see the problem...
there's too many TOASTERS
FanRoTom5678 1 year ago
@FanRoTom5678 You know what they say....All toasters toast toast!
MajorPwnage96 1 year ago
Technology made a toaster look so epic !!
yoshiboo5 1 year ago
I was waiting for you to pet the thing after you got your toast lol
ShadowsRage 1 year ago
yes, but will it BLEND?!
PlayerOblivion 1 year ago 84
@PlayerOblivion JES It Blends
Frefind 1 year ago
@PlayerOblivion Good point!
maZZiveAttack 6 months ago
@PlayerOblivion That is the question :D
ToStEeY 6 months ago
And to think, I still toast my bread by holding bread over stove fire with fork. I need to get with the times.
DemonicDemolition 1 year ago
Epic music.
VellamyHarquinn 1 year ago
You know what they say: All toasters toast TOAST!
adrian2040 1 year ago
I just came
owenhartley457 1 year ago
^Claps loudly and cheers* yeeeahh!!1! :) epic man
RWmods 1 year ago
The inventor of this toaster definitely got his/her inspiration while riding in a lift / elevator.
Commonsensitivity 1 year ago
awesome
thesilversweatpants 1 year ago
Very cool, as long as the motors last!
2brello 1 year ago
Damn they should have this toaster in the us
nolj67 1 year ago
Ahah! , Heres the problem , Too many toasters!
Dannon0 1 year ago
how much is taht?
francisguilherme13 1 year ago
i like the music in the background ^^
Jeeniice1996 1 year ago
EPIC
WeirdFunVideos 1 year ago
probably the coolest fucking toaster ive ever seen.
xxarionisawesomexx 1 year ago
After you buy it, you don't have anymore money for bread!
bobscanfly 1 year ago
@shittyclothing56 All toasters toast pingas.
Qkumber1 1 year ago
its so fast because its also a time maciene
Qkumber1 1 year ago
omg i want that toaster!!!
NoRiskNoAwesome1 1 year ago
0:35 ROCKET STARTING :D:D:D
oOFirefaceOo 1 year ago
Tooast
sternchensmiler 1 year ago
i bet that toaster will decrease the number of heart attacks because of toasters
Mustafacc0 1 year ago
if it breaks whilst toasting your not gonaget ur toast back bt still its cool
jitzero 1 year ago
Too fast too furious
VITalikPEARL 1 year ago
how can you fit a toasted sandwhich into that, it has a lid!!!
DocRoe92 1 year ago
Another gadget for those with way too much time, money or both.
meringandan 1 year ago
toaster eats bread (instert OM NOOM NOOOM) toaster throws up toats :D
jonnioboi 1 year ago
holy shizz that was the best 40 seconds of my life
alexysXevilXtostito 1 year ago
heyy I WANT ONEEEE
kiwali 1 year ago
What did it cost? That is cool.
midnoon35 1 year ago
@midnoon35 Found it... (Ecolectric 2 Slice Toaster
This product is no longer available for sale.
Model Number: 44943) Special order on other websites. : (
midnoon35 1 year ago
Mario says your toaster toasts toast, not bread.
pockuinator 1 year ago
morphy richards is a very good company.
thePRINTERisOUTofINK 1 year ago
I want it...
supersteef2000 1 year ago
that is so beutiful it brought a tear to my eye
IanWiiPlayer 1 year ago
that is awesome!!!!!!!!
pinklovingirl 1 year ago
This is how the companion cube died.
OwnageChicken 1 year ago
everybody knows toasters toast nintendo entertainment systems.
dylandionrakiman 1 year ago
the thumbnail made me think it was a toaster slash pencil sharpener...
DodecahedronHead 1 year ago
lol theres this toaster when u toast bread it comes out with a logo on it ! lol
keiko764 1 year ago
OMG if only banks gave this kind of toaster out if you opened an account
AntiHamster500 1 year ago
ROFL.
aliascolumbia75 1 year ago
When we only want one slice of toast why can't we have a toaster that would use electric for one slot...surely that would help use less electric?
scotch491 1 year ago
i like the paint
retetikker 1 year ago
very cool!
baltram1234 1 year ago
Pure awesome.
guildmasteraq 1 year ago
Its kool, but I'm dissappointed, I saw the thumbnail and I thought it was some sort of toaster/pencil sharpener combo and I was like awesome!!!
KoolThing14 1 year ago
AWESOME :D:D
Kraxer9000X 1 year ago
Well, you know what they say: all toasters toast toast.
CapnKeys 1 year ago
Omg i liek mai toast burnd liek supir blakc liek ur mom L0L bcuz ur mom is a fatass blak3 n00b in b3d shes so fat taht jompin over taeks less ti3m than goin ar0und L0L you mama <3 mai 8==D
U r just liek justin bieber maiby u wud liek 2 smoke my pole douche noob kthx bai
plz gimmi tha toast nao fagt
ownagedx 1 year ago
amazing xDDD
oSmarakto 1 year ago
I don't understand why I'm laughing so hard.
victorCABUNOC 1 year ago