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  • i thought it was going to transform :(

  • My sister found this extremely funny

  • What were you filming with, if your toasters there?

  • My toaster can make money for comments does yours? >_>

  • Holy crap, that's awesome!!! TOASTERS FOR LIFE!!!

  • ...but will it run crysis?

  • Sweet mother of god.

  • Can u make videos with that? xD

  • for only 5000 $ :)

  • perfect piece of toast =)

  • But will it blend?

  • thats intense.

  • the only thing coolor than the toaster, is that piece of bread... omg the way it's cut... :O

  • The future, paying more to have a machine do cool things that I'm still more than capable of doing...

  • Dear Santa clause 

  • how did I get here? I was watching Top Gear!

  • Thats Isn't Cool....... Its AWESOME

  • What else does it do?

  • future toaster

  • Who else just typed toaster?

  • still doesn't toast even... we fail at making toasters

    and yes... why am i in the toaster section?!?!?!?! WTF

  • How has this got 162,191 views?

    Also, that toast isn't brown enough.

  • How did I get here from a toilet paper holder??

  • @zickstick same here!

  • try filming another video with it

  • but will it blend?

  • i need to go with my girlfriend to those stupid movies more....... its better than this

  • Amazing

  • Wow, how interesting. What make and model is it?  From the looks of the eletric plug, this is european equipment?

  • That's a cool toaster but it's making me wonder what I'm doing with my life when I'm going onto videos called "My Incredibly Cool Toaster" and making comments like "That's a cool toaster".

  • well that was stupid

  • I WANT THIS TOASTER! A minute ago I wanted AC revelations... but now... I WANT THIS TOASTER!

  • im on the weird part of Youtube again.

  • epic video!!! can i have your toaster? ^ ^ lol

  • Closing the top will make the bread stale.

    You need to quickly toast the bread, not bake it. Thats why if you leave your toast in the toaster for longer then 5 seconds after it pops up it tastes dry and shit

  • That shit would make me late for work

  • How did I get here from watching awkward street magic?

  • New from Aperture Science...

  • are we really getting this lazy lol

  • but will it blend?

  • got damn a drop top toaster

  • Silly foreigners and their toast making abilities

  • I guess "you recorded this with your toaster?" jokes are going to go extinct... This toaster records in HI-Def!!!!

  • This would make my life complete if I got one of these as a gift.

  • That is one of the funniest things I've seen on Ytube!

  • Why am I watching this?

  • @CommandoReko hoping to see the toast come out burned!! LMAO

  • magnificent

  • this would suck if you were in a hurry to get to work.

    'c'mon, c'mon, hurry the FUCK up, I"M LATE!!"

  • So if guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast? toast toasts toast!

  • Whenever I hear this music, I always think of the piano fling. Northern Exposure fans will understand.

  • Its a bread time machine!too bad it doesnt pop up anymore

  • I typed toaster in the search

  • That is by far the coolest thing I have ever seen in my life :'-)

  • Its like an oven made for bread and waffles and french toast and poptarts and waffles and frenchtoast and waffles and toast and waffles! Did i mention Waffles?

  • *wipes tear* that..*sniff* that was beautiful :'3

  • awesome!!!

  • @nwoff88 it firstly say machinima in the tags it says machina may be the brand if toaster but I have a way cooler toaster than that

  • why is Machinima in the tags?

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  • *sniff* such...such...beauty

  • omg ive just creamed my pants 

  • my toaster has wi-fi

    does yours ???

    

  • Must have. Where can I get it?

  • That toaster is boss. Congratulations.

  • what happens when a PS3 F's a toaster.

  • HACKER! :O

  • interestinf toaster.. the music selection & syncing makes the clip very amusing :D

  • Wouldn't have been worth watching without the cool classical background music.

  • It needs to launch your bread. Can it do that?

  • i just came

  • The nintoaster braught me here

  • May I ask where you have acquired such a toaster, my good sir?

  • are you fucking kidding me I HAVE THAT TOASTER!!!!

    then it broke and we threw it out...

  • how the fuck did I get here from watching 4x4's?

  • TOAST SOME BREAD: LIKE A BAUSS

  • Smosh brought me here

  • does it accept blu-ray?

  • @chickenpoper it accepts JB cds

  • Who was bored and just searched for toaster?

  • The most high tec toaster ive ever seen

  • Wonderful! The bread is perfectly toasted.

  • First thing I learned in Coolness 101 is that there is no such thing as a cool toaster.

  • FINALLY something to keep the flies out while the bread toasts. It's only taken 50 years.

  • Wow, that's great. I've always found that pushing the bread down manually was the hardest part of making toast. Now I can enjoy toast again without the risk of RSI.

  • That is genius.

  • That's all good but,

    You know what they say about toasters! All toasters toast toast!

  • This is so fake! Who toasts only ONE piece of bread?

  • @Kaorurules1 people who want to watch a toaster toast twice!

  • I really don't why I just watched that. Twice....

  • I WILL THROW MY MONEY AT YOU !

  • who needs xbox,playstation or nintendo when you have this!!!! my life is now complete

  • it's just toast, calm the fuck down.

    toasters kill an amazing number of people every year BTW.

    don't ask me exactly how many but the number would, well, amaze you.

    mostly dumbasses who poke a fork in them after just getting out of the shower in the morning, stupid shit like that. Hey 110v when you're soaking wet holding a metal utensil.... bye bye dumbass.

    I'd be careful around that toaster. It could be evil.

  • so...you recorded your toaster... lol

  • This is an amazing toaster.

  • wold u like win bread fer dat toaster and u recorded wit dat tosat(its a good thing its awsome)

  • awsome have y notaced that u all wasted ur time looking a t a toster thats preowned from ebay nxt time think beforu open ur bigmind thats why we have brains

  • That is the whitest toaster evar

  • Can't say I have ever seen such a beautiful piece of toast in my life.

  • thats probably the most amazing thing ive seen the last 2year!

  • I found it on ebay as: morphy richards Toaster 2Perfection 44931

  • It should play this music while toasting

  • Haha I want to have such a toaster too!!

  • very happy to have just bought one of these crematorium toasters on ebay this week

  • this is a really cool toaster! :D yeah!^^

  • ooooooo shinyy

  • I want the product model number ..? 

    Please help me )=

  • I just love how this toaster has 139,064 views...

  • hahaha - i used to have one of these - was disappointed that it broke after only about 12 months and i couldnt get a replacement.

    I used to refer to it as "the crematorium" - it reminded me of a coffin being taken into the flames and then the furnace doors closing :-)

  • haha is this a Mercedes benz of toaster

  • Impressive.

    But my dad would never betray his beloved 'just-one-side-toasting-toaste­r'.

    It's weird.

  • that's some space age technology shit going down right there.... I want one now!

  • i will never eat cereal again :O

  • Thats 1 Sexy toaster.... And 1 hot toast(:

  • badass toaster

  • Sir. You are correct, your toaster is in fact incredibly cool.

  • Saying "Will it blend" will instantly get you highest rated comment.

  • It's all fun and games until u wake up in the middle of the night to a call demanding ransom for your children from the now self aware toaster. Don't pay it, your kids are already dead in a ditch with extremly burnt gooches. Their no good to u now.

  • hah so random :P :)

  • can you send me a toster

  • That is one awesome toaster!

  • This is how Chuck Norris warms his hands every morning.

  • Bread: Just gonna stand there and watch me burn

  • @tirukaka013 THATS ALL RIGHT BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY IT HURSTSTSTSTSTSSS

  • @tirukaka013 It's alright, because I like the way it tastes.

  • You get amused easily!

  • I see the problem...

    there's too many TOASTERS

  • @FanRoTom5678 You know what they say....All toasters toast toast!

  • Technology made a toaster look so epic !! 

  • I was waiting for you to pet the thing after you got your toast lol

  • yes, but will it BLEND?!

  • @PlayerOblivion JES It Blends

  • @PlayerOblivion Good point!

  • @PlayerOblivion That is the question :D

  • And to think, I still toast my bread by holding bread over stove fire with fork. I need to get with the times.

  • Epic music.

  • You know what they say: All toasters toast TOAST!

  • I just came

  • ^Claps loudly and cheers* yeeeahh!!1! :) epic man

  • The inventor of this toaster definitely got his/her inspiration while riding in a lift / elevator.

  • awesome

  • Very cool, as long as the motors last!

  • Damn they should have this toaster in the us

  • Ahah! , Heres the problem , Too many toasters!

  • how much is taht?

  • i like the music in the background ^^

  • EPIC

  • probably the coolest fucking toaster ive ever seen.

  • After you buy it, you don't have anymore money for bread!

  • @shittyclothing56 All toasters toast pingas.

  • its so fast because its also a time maciene

  • omg i want that toaster!!!

    

  • 0:35 ROCKET STARTING :D:D:D

  • Tooast

  • i bet that toaster will decrease the number of heart attacks because of toasters

  • if it breaks whilst toasting your not gonaget ur toast back bt still its cool

  • Too fast too furious

  • how can you fit a toasted sandwhich into that, it has a lid!!!

  • Another gadget for those with way too much time, money or both.

  • toaster eats bread (instert OM NOOM NOOOM) toaster throws up toats :D

  • holy shizz that was the best 40 seconds of my life

  • heyy I WANT ONEEEE

  • What did it cost? That is cool.

  • @midnoon35 Found it... (Ecolectric 2 Slice Toaster

    This product is no longer available for sale.

    Model Number: 44943) Special order on other websites. : (

  • Mario says your toaster toasts toast, not bread.

  • morphy richards is a very good company.

  • I want it...

  • that is so beutiful it brought a tear to my eye

  • that is awesome!!!!!!!!

  • This is how the companion cube died.

  • everybody knows toasters toast nintendo entertainment systems.

  • the thumbnail made me think it was a toaster slash pencil sharpener...

  • lol theres this toaster when u toast bread it comes out with a logo on it ! lol

  • OMG if only banks gave this kind of toaster out if you opened an account

  • ROFL.

  • When we only want one slice of toast why can't we have a toaster that would use electric for one slot...surely that would help use less electric?

  • i like the paint

  • very cool!

  • Pure awesome.

  • Its kool, but I'm dissappointed, I saw the thumbnail and I thought it was some sort of toaster/pencil sharpener combo and I was like awesome!!!

  • AWESOME :D:D

  • Well, you know what they say: all toasters toast toast.

  • Omg i liek mai toast burnd liek supir blakc liek ur mom L0L bcuz ur mom is a fatass blak3 n00b in b3d shes so fat taht jompin over taeks less ti3m than goin ar0und L0L you mama <3 mai 8==D

    U r just liek justin bieber maiby u wud liek 2 smoke my pole douche noob kthx bai

    plz gimmi tha toast nao fagt

  • amazing xDDD

  • I don't understand why I'm laughing so hard.