Keith Richards snorts Dad's ashes (since denied)

[Chuichupachichi]

Snorting snortable substances inevitably effects the brain & its functioning. Snorting one's own cremated father, produces the effect of Progenitive Predecessor Paternal Pensiveness. Or, in layman's terms... it causes you to think like your father. Perhaps, Mr. Richards Sr. used to think of more effective ways to pick up on teen aged girls than simply having groupies? One can understand Keith Richards' motive for snorting Pops. He's possibly lived a life with the nagging feeling of never having

[Chuichupachichi]

lived up to his fathers expectations. Which is the case with most Rock stars. However, Keith's case has a twist in that its due to his father's "careless carousing" record being superior to even that of the Rolling Stone's lead guitarist. But if you're worried about the possible detrimental health effects from snorting an entire Dad, simply know that Keith Richards is basically unkillable. Consider that the Stones have toured for nearly 50 yrs now. Then consider the fact that on simply 1 weekend

[Chuichupachichi]

Keith Richards will snort, smoke, drink, inject, lick, suck & F#%k enough to kill 25 normal men. Now multiply that by 50 years worth of tours. But don't alert him to the fact of that he still being alive, is not normal... it'll break his heart. He's quite sensitive in his feelings of sufficiently conforming to society's norms. Every year many people die from coconuts falling on their heads. But Keith Richards simply picked it up, poured a couple of bottles of liquor into it & cured his hangover

[LombardoDrummer]

God I love this video!

[saythanx]

fuck you

[horbergaren]

acctualy all rolling stones claim to be clean now these days, but kieth... i just won't buy it

[HappySmok3itis]

great video bud

[mari95santos]

you fuckers! keith is awesome you don't really know what you're talking about

[GoldBoy7GG]

i give u 5/5 for amusing me watching you with flour on your face, while talking about stuff noone cares about and doesnt even make sense...BUT IS AWESOME!!!

[pete1667]

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[MtTraveler]

I lost

[Anamatonamaton]

"I'm gonna miss Keith, especially once he's all gone!" HAHAHAH!

[Mishkafofer]

Mark, you are a ZEN Master dude

[joseph88897]

darnelle from big bro

lol

[skysilcox]

Great Stuff!

[ghettobeats]

cheers!

[jonwon17]

5 nose beast boogie men

[dipcope420]

lmao this is so random

[tikidrummerpoi]

5 keith richards skull rings!

Awesome!

[timeundone]

*lol*

[KierasColumn]

r u from ireland? or scotland?

Luvings,

KierasColumn

[FlameTheEchidna]

Scotland

[bakasennin]

5 pounds of nagging cocaine

[mintydog06]

5 grams of Keith Richard's Father's ashes.

[maciolek1980]

I wonder what the street value of Keith Richards' ashes will be.

[bonfire300]

hang on, I'll work this out...

[pNUT208]

Snorting, blowing, get it? forget it.

LMAO

[hippowalnocerus]

HAHAHAHA  i love this guy

[djmaster41]

same lol

[DemronZer0]

A 14 year old boy named Jared checked his youtube account one day, he saw that people were typing spam on his videos. 2 days later, the ones typing spam were never seen again, if you do not stop typing spam, he will come after you too. so don't post this crap to anybodies channel for the rest of your life.

[darkwolf287]

u didn't make sense? my shit the comes out of my ass makes more sense then you

[billbarman]

The ending was the best :P

[NyrockXZX]

johnnys amazing. don't be meaaan :P

[fattsgalore]

so if his keith richards kid snorts his ashes his kid would have him and keith richards's dad in him O.O thats just freaky

[ROEDERBABY]

You're God. :P

[taleeni]

Keith snorted his Father's Penis, Yikes..

[teh1337storm]

thats a fact... but not news.. :)

[Lenduarm]

lol... your awsome.

[joeydelange12]

johnny depp, if you're watching, don't get any ideas.

[DeadAdd]

lmfao

[bernicky13]

I'm gunna miss Keif...Specialy when hes all gone! AHHHHH!

lmao my friends and i have seen that like 100 times and its still funny.

[xmusicx4lifex]

"i'm sure gonna miss keif..speciall after ee's awl gone!"

roflmfao

[qualqui]

f---ing hilarious, snort ya father?!!! i give ya 5 fluffy white snorts!!!

[jumpbackgirl758]

Good, but not your best =/

[RipperLord]

lmao, "Im gonna miss Keith, especially when he is all gone" *snort*

[mcchicks]

snorting ur dad is just the grosest idea that comes to mind....

[NeCiFiX]

LMAO Snort your father.

[suckacat9000]

hahahahahahahaha, i loved this one!

[kansascitybbq]

HAH i cant even get a grip that shits funny oh yea keep off the eather and baby laxative

[jeishiikanzaki]

The ghost of nostrils past and the ghost of nose rings yet to come... You're so fricking awesome.

[kensei85]

I'm with Skullstein- freakin hilarious! lol

[AZTEC1MAYA4LIFE]

lol i laughed like hell when he said " get it? schit forget it"

[moonuni]

i here keith richards is writing his autobiografy must be to keep himself in the public eye

[BeatleStoneStripe]

this is hilarious i love your Mick Jagger impression

[beave0072000]

It could be keith

[scottyo7]

your not funny...fact..

[Skullstein]

DUDE! lol check out his face at 1:59-2:00 dude its so great!

5 stars!

[quiksilver87]

hilarious!

[ColtonDarwel]

your whut.. uhhh 40? get off youtube.. and stop trying to be such a funny guy.. ur not ur a fucking homo get the fuck off youtube u dumb cunt.

[Imahappylittlewhore]

hmm your kinda stupid and ignorant

[skipsbro]

ur whut... uhhh 36? Yeah, you get off youtube, get a life, pick up a copy of a dictionary and LEARN TO SPELL.

[archmc2012]

haha hes actually a comedian

cmon dude..

[sanchezmoreno]

arriba el duranguense con el dj DJRUKO82 cabrones.

[bh19]

he can do what he wants YOU BOLD SCOTTISH WANKER.

SAD CUNT

[cheat07]

i dunno if hes scottish, i think hes irish

[mcp893]

ew the Irish are nothing compared to the Scottish ha ha gross and funny

[cheat07]

crap im sorry if i offended you mark

[vintagechick01]

man comon hes totally scottish

[ollybzoso]

you are a cunt

[nisa76]

u look beta with flower on ur head i agree with chelle4448 when do we get to cook u ?

[chchcheese]

my granddad new keiths dad he was his taylor and mate ah well both are gone now :(

[nitzwalsh86]

5 stars at 4 seconds... I refuse to watch the rest of the video. It can only go downhill from here.

[T3hC4r4v4n]

Check out my channel T3h C4r4v4n if you want entertainment and if you want to literally rofpyplyfao its kickass

[keenan489021]

keith absolutley doted on his father and visa-versa .i like the the haunted nose syndrome its cool,but then ectoplasm always looked like snot to me :) smiley intended to cheese you off slightly ;)

[derr93]

was that in NME??

[BSBlueShoals]

"Cream-ains."

Nice.

[chelle4448]

so what do we get if we pop your head in the oven after snorting all that flour?

[Skullstein]

dont no but it would kick ass!

[sirguyofsebastian]

arn. lol, you are soooo scottish, and funny

[KelleyMcGowan]

Haunted Nose.

[askascaryclown]

lol... quality

[Richalvarez]

"I'm gonna miss Keith, especially once he's gone" MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FRIGGIN HILARIUS!!!!!!!

[samfazzutube]

Im gonna snort Keith once he's gone.

[sawyerfan01]

random comment about johnny depp? wow, lol

[spiker4]

mark thais viedo is so cool

[Boloman88]

put that flour to good use and bake a cake for this comedy's funeral

[soulreaper555]

mate, get a job/girlfriend/whore

[UCONNgirl]

i LOVE your style of comedy. It's cheap, informative, and dripping with sarcasm. I wish you were speaking at my graduating class.

[roliboom]

I am amused and disgusted at the same time. ;D

[wehavemagnums]

You run the risk of... HAUNTED NOSE

[RoseSiegel]

I was distracted by the desire to feather dust you.

[TheKinseth]

XD

All that I can say is: Celebrities are getting dumber.

[hippiesrule92]

keith richards is a bloody legend. there will never be anyone like him again.

[Phalcon101]

fantastic

[UchihaAsaka]

Lol. "I'm gonna miss Keith, especially once he's all gone *smort*" Priceless...

[dagnabbitio]

"snorting, blowing, get it? ..forget it." fucking hilarious! most definitely one of my favorites! you sir, are a comedic genius.

[kmlau1986]

lol all purposes

[rusworks]

Brilliant!

[attemptomakeaname]

I don't get what is so great about the Rolling Stones. They got to overrated. They're actually not that great of a band.

[topraman517]

Keith Richards rules in a very pathetic way. I have to give him props for being so blatantly offensive at a time when today's rock bands are pussies. But let's face it, the guy's a mess. That's the price you pay for creating some of the most memorable riffs of all time.

[martgav2000]

great vid!

[soccerholden13]

Keith Richards is a failure at life. Im glad Mark Day is humiliating him like this. p.s. rolling stones=most overrated band in history. they suck

[topraman517]

I'm guessing that you're basing that statement on their recent albums. It's no secret that the Rolling Stones have been sucking since the late 70s(more or less). Take my advice, if you're into more than just MTV oriented music, give Exile on Main Street a few listens. If you're a brainwashed MTV kiddie, then buy Hot Rocks, as the songs are easier to get into. The sixties to early seventies albums are nothing short of classic, and no shitty stadium tours are going to change that.

[shotsxfired]

lol, the JD comment made me giggle.

[lumzi23]

yeah, i lol'd

[KillingLonliness88]

Fucking hilarious... I just <3 you!

[Dieselboy192]

lol awesome!

[missbovered3000]

yeh i read it in NEM (the mag it was in)

ur the gr8est

keep it up

[mooxim]

lol, that was your best for a while, love the knew music at the end. Very funny

[AnImeAYaGI]

ROFLAMO

[NightShade2006]

the thumbnail (sp) made me think you're growing large blond hair XD

[JeshikaLee]

ghost of nose-rings yet to come is funnier...

[JessicaCorrine]

lmao, the ghost of nostrils past, I LOVE it!

[theycallmeonion]

You're cool.

[ffs2006]

i really liked this post

[utubersf]

He did it, and is only denying it as an after thought.

I don't know about snorting, but I wouldn't mind taking my mother in laws ashes, if they'd consider having her cremated, and having them mixed into mortor and use it to mortar floor tiles so someone could walk on her 24/7.

[sasn169bt]

so i take it that you and your mother in law are very close.

[utubersf]

I have mixed feelings. She survived a lot in her youth.. much more than I probably could have, but she was a cruel, irrational, dysfunctional mother/wife. The whole family suffered at her hands. I bear a grudge.

[1rifter]

F N hilarious!  Loved it!

[bterrific]

THAT WAS GREAT!! very funny! here is a funny dog video....

[jwindsurfer]

The truth is he actually injected his father.

[VancouverDriver]

No.. he puts babies in blendtec blenders, presses the juice button, and then injects them.

[Rachyisme]

Ghost of nostrils past and nose rings yet to come, wow, thats great

[euphanasiarecords]

hahaha

[catarina7]

Haha. That was great!

[paddy0bar]

yeah!

[Mohsin77]

lol it's like a Ewan McGregor soliloquy from trainspotting =p

[Sandycheeks1968]

Classic! I cant take my eye's off the flour falling off your face! LMAO!

[heyholmes13]

Snorting your fathers ashes is similar to cannabilistic funeral rites of years long past. Often a stew would be made and the family and community would carry part of the soul of the dead by tasting some of the stew. As someone with few inhibitions Keith is getting in touch with his primal, neolithic self.

[buzzboyd]

OK, that was pretty funny. Thanks!

[pizzapersonfreak]

xD Nose Rings yet to come

[Itstrue101]

hahaha, if anyone could snort a whole urn of ashes it would be keith richards.

[Vintage59]

You gotta give it to Keith Richards! In his fifth decade of being a Rock Star and he can still shock everybody. That was an amazingly punk thing to say for a sixty three year old.

[Jofish2k6]

lol haunted nose!

[yesjaide]

Firstly, he's SCOTTISH- YOU BASTARDS :)

Secondly, it's "FLOUR", you ill-educated bastards! :) (not flower)

Thirdly...bastards!

There, that was refreshing.

[OptimusGonzoo]

you have flower on your face mark, im not sure if you realized that during this video. just thought I'd let you know :P

[littlezazz]

nice cockney accent...

[boscoruby]

If you're Keith Richard, what better way could there be to honor and rememer a loved one? I find the incident touching. Leave the man alone to grieve as he chooses. I'm drinking my dad with a shot of tequila. Cheers!

[2FatGuyz]

hip hip hooray for markday!

[cuthbert55]

Another ''pmsl'' video...niice

[MarkDayComedy]

What's pmsl? Or am i missing osmething really obvious...

[Brotherolaf]

pissing myself laughing I think..

[DeoMachina]

It's "pissing myself laughing".

I like to pronounce it "pissmil".

[DeoMachina]

Dunno how to tell you this, but you got flour on your coat.

[MarkDayComedy]

I got flour on the carpet, in the shower, i first threw it on in the bathroom.... the sink it full of it...

[bruce11121314]

Use the flour in the sink to make semolina, save wasting it.

[consumatron]

A joke? I thought dead baby jokes were in bad taste. Thanks, Keith! Now I won't be kicked out of parties when I tell the one joke I know.

[welcomestranger]

I hope that cake you were making at the same time turns out ok! :)

[lillydreams]

very funny.

[monsterdongg]

y r u making vids?

ur not funny.

[snakex3]

That was hilarious! One of your best, if not *THE* best.

No one knows how to grab a headline like the Stones. Truth is that Keith has always been very close to his father. It wouldn't have surprised me if it was true, but I have listened to the Stones mess with newbie reporters in the past and this bit sounded exactly like something they would do.

Cheers!

[MarkDayComedy]

Cheers yrself... for my next video, apparently i have to inject an entire bag of brown sugar...

[whutheH]

that is one of the funniest things I've ever read

[snakex3]

Inject, huh? :D

[roaringtulips]

Ha ha! The ghost of nostrils past and the ghost of nose rings yet to come!

[MarkDayComedy]

At the risk of laughing at my own jokes, I am a sucker for the ghost of nose rings yet to come...

[MotherReiver]

Holy smokes! (pun intended ...) This was great fun, Mark; thanks for the hearty laugh!

[MarkDayComedy]

More to come later today (althugh we're back to blasphemy again...)

[MotherReiver]

But I luv anyway :)

[MattyPasta]

you kept wiggling your shoulders around in this one. :)

[MNFoxtrot]

Nice. Can't wait for the next vid.

[MarkDayComedy]

It's coming in about 2 hours,,,

[O0oKk]

i laughed so hard starting at the "you've run the risk of haunted nose.."

this was the best video i've seen in a while. way to go.

[jernov]

Haha 'well it says all purposes...'

[ardonis62]

funny stuff, as ever...

[FallingStar17]

haha, great video mark ^^

[Aledelap15]

amaizing job, once again

:)

[splynt0r]

LOL I wantz teh bald hed

[FellaM07]

Best one ever. I just can't hold myself to write anything better here...just great.

[RayZR]

HAHA. I LOVED that Mick Jagger impression.

[katz20two]

LOL! mark you are definitely a new favorite vlogger!! hilarious! thanks for the laugh and um... sneeze? *shrug* looking forward to the next one!

[MarkDayComedy]

Dont attempt to duplicate anything you saw in this video

[katz20two]

dang! and I had my fireplace ashes lined up and ready to go... okay, so if I had a fireplace I would definitely... now... where did I put my yellow wall, I know I had one in here somewhere...

[Rabownsyou]

You worked for DEA? Cool.

[MarkDayComedy]

Shhhhhh - top secret....

[Rabownsyou]

OH SHIT THEY'RE AFTER YOU

[afterglow114]

Great video! Just hilarious=)

Did you really snort that flour? yikes. haha

[SakuraElyse]

snorting flour is much more pleasant then snorting crushed PEZ candies. oh boy. lemony powderding stinging. I've tried both, so I would know.

so yeah, you keep snorting that baking flour.

right on, mark!

[grrrrrrgirrrr]

haha

you keep getting 'cocainier'

xD