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  • hes got sum pikachu jizz on the face

  • The video should be called: fun with analogies

  • Why did he smash an egg against his forehead?

  • very true

  • That's a great speech!... Now who are the illuminati's?

  • Right. Someone please answer me... Has this got anything to do with Lord of the rings?

  • What we call a machine is a process that is universal that involves conciousness . The process itself is God as an intrinsic value. There is a difference between subjective reality and ultimate reality. Ultimate reality is subjectively defined as God.

  • he says EVERYTHING is made by ONE soul

    and jezus was a human just like us all humans made by ONE soul

    we all Humans are One Soul

  • He basically said your soul controls your body, asked who created the universe and said only great philosophers challenge eachother. Jesus christ get to the point. 4 Min video for that.

  • Yes maybe he looks funny, but his words are wise. Instead of mocking about him i suggest you listen and learn something.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • is that bird shit on there heads?

  • @yappertrap

    LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA...

    ffs I can't stop laughing at your comment.

  • @yappertrap no his frying an egg on his head.

  • dumb pawn of the society he is talking about, you are the example of the plane without a pilot, but no one can help you you have already crashed. dont comment in the way you did because you dont understand, at least what he believes in took him in the right direction, you have none because you are blind and short sighted, god help your soul

  • growing up in something we are feeding, looking to role models such as amy winehouse and lil wayne, and drake talking about nothing but possesions, what about the fact that nothing is sustainable anymore because we have fed this economic system so much that people are explioting recources, what about racism because people are ill educated, this man has real education, he hasnt learnt gym class, his learnt about real problems and teaching such as how to combat these issues, you close minded blind

  • @MattGuitar890 MrBestofbritain

    you absolute low grade human, souless waste dont speak anymore for you are distracting other readers, he is looking further than your eyes can see, the end cause and what the problem of society and the "economic" machine is, which is something we are feeding, you work for this economy which is non efficient and is leading into something we dont know, how do you know if there is not going to be another great depression anytime soon, what about the youth of today?

  • he just sounds like an ill educated or even completely non educated moron to me, saying nothing but making lots of noise, if a westerner said what he said we would think he was a dumwit. he says nothing other than you would expect from a dullard from the bottom of the infants class. yeah we know someone has to operate a machine duh

  • jesus and god are even less believable than the "illuminati". you honestly believe a handful of old men sit around and control the world? but if you think the god and jesus bollocks is all true i suppose your easily deceived anyway.

  • @mraskew69 nt bein funni.. bt the universe has bn around for how long, n u've been around for how long.. how EXACTLY do you get away with thinking that blind denial of something you've never come close to scratching the surface over as though you said something intellectual?

  • u should look how all this got here like water every element someone or somthing made us put two and two together tard

  • Did someone ejaculate all over his forehead?

  • butter goes on toast.not your forehead

  • "ignorance is bliss"! on his forehad is a paste made of chandan tree. 1dcl of a pure cold pressed oil from a chandan tree can cost more than your monthly salary, if not more. One drop of this oil manifest very powerful and aromatic amazing smell.Chandan has very cooling & calming efect when applied on skin with lots of other health benefits. In ancient India when a kind died, his body was burned on a pile of chandan wood which is very expensive. So try to sell some of your shit, anyone buys??

  • who knows, maybe he was a nice guy.

  • I always thought this guy came across as way too smug and full of himself and full of his religious beliefs to really be spiritual. Just look at how he carries himself and talks about his dogma.

  • Cool story bro.

  • the guy is called Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada, the machine he's talking about is the body, and the pilot is the soul. they're talking about the body/mind dualism, not about illuminati.

  • @DrakeReplay it all has a connection. thats ignorant, ur ignorant. I can explain but its a wide scale. and a wide term that illuminati is. it has not much to do with illuminati itself, but why they would shut this man up. flouride and the pineal gland? go figure it out.

  • He is talking about, (mind you non common sense peoples) is that ...how can anyone proclaim truth when no one really knows what there is out there until your spirit leaves the body and you trancend to where you truly belong. One candle may light many other candles, yet each candle has the same intensity as the first. Yet the first still remains the original candle. In the same way the Supreme Personality of Godhead expands himself in unlimited forms. He yet remains the cause of all causes.

  • I am a triangle, and I find your triangle bashing racist and insulting. We are not trying to take over the world, we're just peace-loving triangles trying to live our lives.

  • Lack of respect here. Fools in here

  • this dude knows what he's talking about man,there is something beyond what we are living in now

  • he's high as fuck

  • @Frank289100.you "IS a god fearing man"....how bout you pick up a grammar book, and while you're at it check out the origin of Hinduism before you spit out more babble..I believe that there is no God,we were created by aliens to mine gold and other resources....so pray to whoever you want,why do people have a problem with someone else's beliefs?if you don't like it...go somewhere else

    And the video was about our soul controlling the body

    No illuminati!!

  • kids, what he is saying is that there is something beyond this reality, a metaphor called whatever which is in the realm of the unknowable,...this has been a public anouncement

  • What's with the mustard??

  • this guy is an idiot. false guru.

  • wot the fukk is this man talking about? can som1 explain

  • THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ILLUMINATI. HE IS TALKING ABOUT RELIGION AND SCIENCE.

    MEH.

  • It looks like they were sniffing paint waaaay toooo long.

  • Lol. Greatest enemy of the "Illuminati" was Che. He actually created change, unlike a dumbass who sits on his dick talking about socio-economical problems of Capitalism. Still, to those who read this. Don't be a douche-bag, don't sit there talking about "Illuminati." Be the guy who the "Illuminati" talk about. We want change we struggle for it. Like Malcolm X said "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it!"

  • This is Prabhupada,you cant jokes with him.

  • Simmmmba

  • @ForeverOgden LOL

  • So the moral of the story is that nobody knows who's running the Illuminati or how they operate. Thanks for the enlightenment. And what's with the yellow stuff on your face? Was there a food fight going on earlier that day and you got hit in the head with a sandwich drenched in mustard?

  • Saying a thing is not enough. If we do not know the thing we must need it repeated. Do we listen? I will try.

  • nice, but he didn't actually say anything that hasn't been said before, and in less time

  • I believe man has his right to believe what he wants. Church goer or Illuminati. We are put here by GOD to select. GOD will Judge in the end not man.Talking about destroying the Illuminati is pure nonsense that is there right. I myself, is a GOD fearing man. They say the Illuminati is from Satan. This Hindu fellow in the video lacks the wisdom to realize Hinduism was also created by Satan. A man with a elephant head. Satan and his counsel make this stuff up. They get a real laugh from it.

  • @TheHeart216 Man is born wicked. Our flesh and everything about our human nature revolts the things of God. The devil doesn't make men do evil, he put opportunity's out there and us corrupt fallen creatures love doing evil so we do them. It takes a regenerated heart that only Christ can change. And when Christ starts a work he promises that he will finish it!

  • Look, people who believe in god calling other people retards!

  • You guys are idiots the machine is supposidly gods hand at work now I'm not religious but this video has a point

  • @ninjok1 you're the idiot.. the machine is the devils hand at work.. not Gods... God gave man the ability to do what we do.. but its the devil who makes man do evil with it.

  • A man decided to sell one of his cows at the market. He had never traveled to the market, which was located in the city. He decided to ask his friend to take him there.His friend agreed to help him with one condition. With the market so far away he could never question the path.Along the path doubt had set in. Doubt forced him to ask a stranger for help. Against his friend's suggestion he folllowed the idiots route. The market was closed when they arrived

    So who is really the idiot?

  • Ignorance he said ... I think he meant "currently asleep"

  • Either way we are all fucked. No matter how you look at it. Without violence there will be no conquest. Death is soon to follow.

  • what's with the custard?

  • Bet the uploader is from North America.lol

  • The nurse should have helped feed him, now he has got custard all over himself.

  • people always laugh at things they dont understand

  • @MAdninja3530 You are so right! They don't have the depth to understand!

  • He's against visionary plants 'cause he taught only chanting Hare Krsna & follow 4 regulatives principle that took long time to realize something higher.

  • NEVER TRUST someone who invites you to come over to his house and wipe bird shit on your head and listen to his stories.

  • @1965guitarboy If yours looks like bird shit, I would advise you to go see a doctor.

  • @1965guitarboy I <3 Jizz

  • @1965guitarboy have some respect, he has more knowledge than you that's for sure. Being rude doesn't make you better than anyone, it just makes you sad.

  • @1965guitarboy Its funny how someone can watch this video, listen to what he said, and only be able to point out some weird skin rash or w,e it could be. Ignorant

  • @MattGuitar890 Not from north America, so i dont believe any of the huge amount of dumb crap that is i see on internet. Its best to get you information from loads of reliable sources, and not the weird freaks and wannabe cult leaders.

    Thats not 'ignorance', it called not being gullible, BTW do you want to buy a tin foil hat?

  • @1965guitarboy You are very ignorant sir, and very small minded. you will definitely be one of those poor souls lost to the masons very soon

  • @1965guitarboy fuk u respect other peoples faith you wanker

  • @1965guitarboy haha amen

  • Just watching this video I can smell moth balls.

  • And that kids is why you don't do crack

  • @fishrcoolturtles2 ;-) lol.

  • He's smokin some good shit mannnn

  • garuchillajoe -praise and love to you for introducing me to another wise and wonderful swami! and well done on this video..the world needs souls like u! carry on the good deeds friend.

  • that comment right there by you Shreeeeed is the prime example of how us the people can lose this battle,your attitude and violence in your words creates the division they want..your pleb attitude is what contributes to the system winning...sorry to say...try to change that violence within you..

  • @tjrastafy Booga wooga wooga!

  • um sorry but to be honest this cunts just ate/injected to much acid, its even pouring out of his fucking brain down his face, nuff said.

  • @Shreeeeeeed dude iv'e done tons of LSD, it doesn't make you crazy and delusional like most people think..

  • THIS MAN HAS ONLY A SMALL AMOUNT OF INFO TO GET YOU SPARKED WITH SMALL LIGHT, ITS YOUR JOB TO EVOLVE INTO YOUR KNEW BODIES. TIME IS NEAR MASTER YOUR HATE AND ANGER, FOR THE KINDOM SHALL BE FOR THE MEEK. PEACE TO ALL OF YOU AND LET THEM WIT EARS HEAR AND WIT EYES SEE AND WITH SOUND MIND OVERSTAND IN THE NAME OF ANU ELYOWN EL SHADDI SELAH

  • ES SALAMU ALEIKUM HEBREW BORN IN AMERICA. I HOSEA CONFIRMS HIS WORDS, WE OF THE NINTH ETHEROIC KNOWLEDGE COME TO REPROGRAM HUMAN MIND BACK TO THE ALL IN ALL YAH ALLAH ELYOWN ELYOWN ANU. THE GOOD THAT IS BORN IN YOU THAT WHICH IS AGREEABLE SHALL YOU WORK ON TILL WE COME FOR THE ELECT, 144,000. THE DARK MATTER THAT YOU WAS TAUGHT YOU CAN MASTER IT OR BE ITS SLAVE IN THE NEW HEAVEN AND NEW EARTH. THUS YOU SHALL NEVER SEE PARADISE. WE WISH FOR NON TO PERISH HOWEVER YOUR DESIRES KEEP YOU ANCHOERD

  • dhalsim teatchin them the hado

  • A reptilian is a weed- a jinn- a shapeshifter- like Angelina Jolie- check out Hillary Clinton- her cousin- basically most political people-- reptiles. This guy is kinda cute -they are quite amusing and hard not to watch.

  • This "guy" is a reptilian- look at his eyes.

  • @drumheadcircle wtf is a reptilian?

  • @wannabetyouarefat crocodile, so Angelina Jolie and Prabhupada are not humans but crocodiles. lol

  • LET THE BIRDS OUTSIDE...THEY SHITTING AROUND!

  • this man is GREAT ! I have been reading his books for 6 years . Please check out my track - Dangerous World by AL SYLLABLE . I am from Manchester and am trying to put out a positive message !!

  • The dude is completely pondered by the wisom this man has to offer. Lawlz..

  • crap

  • Wow,I'm enlightend,Lisen "The moon is round","Cats run from dogs!","Coke or Pepsi!!!"

    "I Can't believe its BUTTER!!" So I got everybody to smear it on their heads.

    ALL HAIL MY ENLIGHTENMENT!!!.....Now give me a Cookie!

  • Who busted the dick juice on his forehead lol. ...

  • Wtf...is he talking stupid piece of shit

  • what this man say is :'don't believe craps anymore... leave the past behind... look to the future...'. Another fact is, indians know about E.T's... theyre hole religion is based on that... we belive in Bible and monkyes... and pay for that! So, we might be very stupid...

  • SOME SCOFFERS BIBLE SAYS IN THE LAST DAYS THERE WILL BE MANY,JUST LIKE SOME STUPID COMMENTS ON HERE,WHAT IF HE IS RIGHT?YOU SCOFF LIKE HE SAYS YOUR IGNORANT,ANOTHER WORD FOR STUPID,AND SCARED SHITLESS AND DONT WANNA BELIVE,UNLESS YOU SEE,BUT THING IS?BECAUSE YOU CANT SEE SOMETHING DOSENT MAKE IT NOT REAL,ETERNITY IS FOREVER SUCKERS.

  • If you do not understand him read about the condensed version of the Bhagavad Gita.

    And if you don't understand the Bible get a Strong's Exhaustive Concordance.

  • The messiah said that he came fathers name YAHSHUA means YAHWEHS SALVATION

  • YAHWEH is the father. YAHSHUA is the son. YAHSHUA : Yah= YAHWEH, Shua = Salvation

  • this guys a fuking idiot, and that white dude is so white with the shit on his face too

  • @manurulzz5 if you sit and think this guy is a "fucking idiot" then your mind is only true to yourself and may be trying to tell you something.

  • @nitesla028 haha maybe, or maybe i am the one with the mind that is free, not bound in thinking i accept my limits and dont try to answer what i can possibly not, man.

  • @dipster14 shit :D wtf

  • whats with the mustard on his face!? o.0

  • "Let no man deceive you by any means". God explains the Truth in His Holy Word, the BIble. It's all there. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the LIfe. He wants us all to be individuals, to be able to have fellowship and reign with Him. We were made for this purpose. Don't fall for the New Age bs religion.

  • Why are people in the comments SOOO FUCKING STUPID like fuckk you idiots, go back to public school cuz u obv didn't learn shit

  • World needs more wise people like this

  • @fordas6502 He lost me at 'soul'.

  • they guy is swami prabhupadda..if you read & understand he recals statements from the bagadvadgita .. ( u wont understand ) ... all i can say is .. he has more wisdom in his little finger than a generation of politicians and kings he also ... led a lot of lost souls to the light and asked for nothing in return you should read the book and his teachings with an open mind ..( that is if you are prepared to find out - who you are .. where you came from m- & why are you here .., !

  • The Machine works with Electricity Sir.

    Please don't put rotten eggs on your face to make your point, not helping :(

  • @lorddavid05 He is saying who controls the machine, not what it works with...

  • @lorddavid05 The electricity works with the machine!

    And the pilot controls the electricity. 1 0 0 1 ...

  • To all the people that take this guy's ramblings seriously: Thanks for a great laugh. My mates and I have been pissing ourself with the snappy remarks that we got on this blog. I can't believe people still believe in bed time stories like the illuminati. Well, I'm off to another video. Hopefully someone that's not just had the money shot.

    PS: To all the future bloggers: Please check your spelling and punctuation.

  • It is Christ's teachings that we be aware of the evil one who is behind the "Illuminati". They are only one deception and have much power at their disposal as long as they need for Satan to mislead the masses. Notice the masses of religion do not use YHWH, Yahweh, Jehovah,Yehóa,Yehwowah,Ehoba, Adonai with the ease that they use Jesus's name? Jesus told us to call on his heavenly fathers "NAME". Satan only cares about snuffing out YHWH's name & misleading with false religion (Christendom).

  • @Mytopia2020 It's actually spelled Christianity. 

  • Who in the world is this guy, and what in the world is wrong with his face??? 

  • @marydunham5678 description

  • @marydunham5678 Jesus Christ spoke of the Father; He speaks to help you Know the Father...

  • @marydunham5678 He fell asleep in a bowl of custard.

  • I'm sorry 0839433042, please take the videogame business with sympathy. I just felt rather disturbed in reading your negative comments about somebody I deeply respect. The world is full of 'shitholes' if we want to see them that way... you're so much closer to this colonial reality than I am, yet I feel I will not find very easily any original native of some of the colonies you mentioned whom to ask an opinion about the benefits of western colonization. The way we see things reflects our within.

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  • @0839433042 His books have been purchased by the U.S. Government.

    His books will also be found on the shelves of all major European and American universities around the world; The libraries of Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Oxford, Cambridge and dozens others to name a few including some of the American Public libraries such as Cleveland Public library contain full volume sets of Vedic knowledge in their pure form.

    The Bhagavada Gita As It Is is also available in over sixty languages.

  • GOD HAS SPOKEN AGAIN:

    All existing religions have been altered in time. This message is still in its pure form.

    This message is of critical importance for our us. We are at the point of loosing everything we have. OURFREEDOM, OUR SELF SUFFICIENCY. WE ARE FACING COMPETITION FROM BEYOND OUR WORLD, where existing religions cannot prepare us for.

    NEWMESSAGE (.ORG)

  • Ok, I'll explain this video for all the ignorant fools out here. God help you all - since you comment negatively on a man you've seen for only 3:55 mins of your life and you did not understand the context of his speech and simply speculated like fools over the content.

    So do read the post that follows this one...

  • @0839433042. Bro, you obviously have never been in India or Africa or else you'd know exactly what your material welbeing is based on and you wouldn't be so proud of your colonies... that is if you're a hearted human of course. I suggest you eliminate your extremely offensive comments and start getting some culture before commenting such high philosophical words. Mabie people like you should do nothing else in their life but play videogames.

  • @Vivster352 Bro, I live in Africa. South Africa to be specific. I've been to plenty african countries. All shitholes. Please do not lecture me on colonial well being. Why did former colonies like SA, the US, Australia and NZ turn out so well?

    Also, where do you come up with the video games? Seriously where?

    Lastly, what is "...Mabie..." didn't you mean 'maybe'? At least I can spell.

  • @0839433042 start with Rhodes & the Round Table if you want to find out about the corporate/economic/political structures designed to allow the west to bleed Africa dry of resources via Rhodesia & South Africa,while keeping it in poverty thru control of markets & price-fixing.Like the US,AUS,&NZ their wealth is built from the mass exploitation of natural resouces from huge landmasses stolen from native peoples,often thru genocide.Learn some history b4 you make an ass of yourself dude

  • @thedood73 Two things: If countries are too stupid to stop your so called "mass exploitation", well let it be their own indaba. Seriously, why does it bother you so much? You seem like an educated person, and have internet (hence the comment), and I guess running water and a tv. You are living the dream of the western world. Talk about hipocracy...

  • @thedood73 O yes, by the way. I actually did check out your Rhodes/Round table. Are you kidding me dude. "Secret societies to rule the world". That's not history, it's conspiracies. Soooooo, I'll take it you'll withdraw the last statement then, mate.

  • A CIRCUMSTANCE BEYOND OUR CONTROL, OH OH OH OH, THE PHONE, THE TV AND THE NEWS OF THE WORLD, GOT IN THE HOUSE LIKE A PIGEON FROM HELL, OH OH OH OH, THREW SAND IN OUR EYES AND DESCENDED LIKE FLIES, PUT US BACK ON THE TRAIN, OH, BACK ON THE CHAIN GANG... THE POWERS THAT BE, THAT FORCE US TO LIVE LIKE WE DO, BRING ME TO MY KNEES, WHEN I SEE WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO YOU, BUT I'LL DIE AS I STAND HERE TODAY, KNOWING THAT DEEP IN MY HEART, THEY'LL FALL TO RUIN ONE DAY, FOR MAKING US PART...
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  • The fact that this video has this many likes is the true evidence of the decadence of humanity.

  • Anyone who criticizes this video is cursed, symptoms will show up soon.

  • This men is His Divine Grace A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada. Hare Krishna to all. Hope you can see God beyond religions, skin coulor and politics. Hare Krsna

  • he is talking about the soul, the body is machine or like machine and somebody has to operate it, and that is our true self.

  • The money shot

  • @0839433042 Go fuck yourself dip shit you claim to be of some superior race what was the first religion in the world see oxford world book of religions ? not from Europeans where did science actually come from ? who created numbers ? who created medicine ? who created the first computer calculator 5000 years ago ? who calculated time first ? if you do your reasearch with that tiny brain you might realise a truth so don't bother wasting my time with your dumbass because you got your head up it

  • @555spiker Hey. No need to swear bru. Also, why do you bring 'race' into this? I rate it uncalled for.

    PS. Please check your punctuation.

  • does this guy have more videos?

  • @TheSlabb1001 if you like this check my page

    under spiritual advancement you can find more.

    Mukunda101 or sumethin have all his videos

    i have so many englightentments but the problem is you got to proces it yourself

    and other whunder bhaar stuff

    God consiousnous and en develop your self spirtual according to your culture.

    that is the end goal of the uliminati that you got to fight for your self and family.

    fighting against illuminati is Godswork.

  • realist shit i;ve ever heard... period.

  • good video i see you mention jayweh & jesus but still recognise this man is spiritualy wise WELL DONE alot of christian judaic writtings are carbon copy of the bagavad gita its thousands of years older than most religions corrupt churches deny it so they can control the peaple jesus knew this and was totaly opposed to it and held mass outside away from corrupt preachers and explained we all can speak and hear god on our own when we are unselfish and clear of thought as in gnosis & meditation

  • why he have that yellow crap over his head? looks like dry smashed egg

  • The machine is simply the human body. It has many secret buttons. One well known, magical button is the G-spot. Every finger and every toe is also a button. Learn how to use your body-machine, your are the operator! Good luck!

  • think hes upset a bird poo-ed on him

  • @AidanXD10 ignorance.

  • @MikeyCollie1990 care to explain

  • People who make negative comments about this man without knowing him personally or his teachings have false egos as big as the universe. Your soul will be dragged out of your body in the end like in the movie ghost. Humility is the first quality to understanding GOD.

  • @108ayur He's like many others before (and after) him, a soul confused as well.

    If you can't see the wall he spoke himself into, then the "hali mo ali" bullshit, then oh well. When he can't explain something, he bullshits further, rather than letting you know he's confused himself.

  • he is way to high to understand machines and whats with the eggs on the faces

  • @0839433042 from your vocabulary it is evident of your capacity

  • @555spiker capacity? is that the best you can come up with? listen bru, you believe the drunken prophecies of a man that comes from a 3rd world country. The same country that was colonized by us as well. Maybe you also have some misplaced sympathy for the weak. Its always interesting that "prophecies" tend to come from the poorest, deepest shitholes in the world (India and Africa). So, have some goat and go live in the punjab where you can wait for 21 December.

  • I am told his lectuers make sense. His sensless rambling certainly dosent it. You want to learn about the illuminati? Start with David Icke live presentations.

  • @Getoffyourknees2012 David Icke would know about the Illuminati. He is one of them.