WALMART & OTHER HORRORS

[iamjoshl]

Holy sheit he lived in Palmdale.

@TheAmazingAthiest

How long have you lived in there?

[pn109a]

@iamjoshl that's what I was thinking lol, I live in Lancaster

[WhisperBrony]

We have tumbleweeds in Ontario, Canada. That blows my mind.

[BlueRise85]

tj plays the ukelele? that sounds like the last instrument tj would ever play lol.

[BlueRise85]

maybe that tumbleweed escaped from tumbleweed r us....what? it could happen ; )

[lucool888]

TheAmazingAtheist was just... in the Twilight Zone!

[highvirux]

What kind of stupid imbecile don't know how to use a bathroom without getting shit everywhere?

[iHarveyLOL]

@highvirux We call them Americans.

[momjump5]

2:55-5:35 you were so funny! i was laughing my head off!

Walmart..... :)

[WJValente]

"Line Back Dat Way".

[Shadowshreder47]

I haven't laughed this hard since toilet paper xD

[Roshanmotion]

i laughed so hard it made my eyes water

[TheAwsumDylan]

I'm viewer number 88,888

[teringhufter]

@EvansHomeVideos i might be blind, but im pretty sure the steering wheel isnt on the right.

[koihoshi]

You can't prove the tumble weed wasn't created with a purpose. Therefore, it was humptus dumptus, the god of the desert eggs.

[EvansHomeVideos]

Wait why is your sterring wheel on the right side of the car, dont you live in America?

[alelp]

@EvansHomeVideos 10:12 he is touching his beard with his left hand and holding the camera with the other, and someone is driving, is he the driver? Probably not, so his brother was driving, and he was in the left side of the car, just like the steering wheel. Dude, you need to pay more attention...

[EvansHomeVideos]

@alelp My bad I didn't see it from that angle.

[nictherocker]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[BlaqkDahliaMurder]

"what? Steamed!?"

[doippaable]

thumbs up for the retired cop

[HalfEatenDimSim]

women love my balls

[MrBuddyHolly1]

Mmmmm Hashbrowns

[TheCrimsonification]

I saw a tumbleweed at Great Bear Lake. Not a big deal? The lake is in the Northwest Territories on the verge of tundra.

If you just dropped trou and shit on the floor at Walmart, do you think anyone would even notice?

[Kmob12346]

make a vid of you playing the ukelele!!!!!!!!

[MrHollywood1717]

why do you hate cops :,(



[Darknightt5150]

@MrHollywood1717 look up his video why i hate cops

[LambertLover4Evar]

Your life is better than any of your other videos! SO FUCKING FUNNY!

[nycmegan94]

lol ur brother

[faildrew]

Are you implying that tumbleweed migrate?

[Davdaphone]

Lol tumble weed in Nola wtf

[Oversatt]

FUCKIN' WAFFLEHOUSE BITCH.

[Caden7Chaos]

Favorited just for the tumbleweed part.

[Whoahahaha]

Inspiring talk, very insightful, charming fellow, truly amazing!

[hobocamptheater]

maybe the tumbleweed was on vacation or retired and got so sick of it's normal habitat that it went on a vacation to louisiana... or maybe some place across louisiana.

[CourtneyGamerGirl]

You should make more videos like this.

[jujuretu]

keep it up TJ!! you're one of the greatest youtubers out there

[DevaWolfe]

This video is still my favorite vid from Tj! I can watch this 100x's and still LMFAO!!!

[zachzilla26]

Your life is more Entertaining than Politics.

[eliminatorrAQW]

your life is entertaining

[TerrorTracks]

"i listened to their sales pitch while staring at their breasts the entire time."

passes it off very casually.

[Tdrummer888]

Was is steamed?

[mrssj3]

my mind is easy to blow lol

[selfsenter]

4:12 was brilliant

[Hubbdog75]

That was entertaining lol

[crh2010]

I can relate to the "wal-mart" bathrooms, it looks like some giant took a shit in them toliets for the most part

[1v2f1j]

funniest video hes made yet omg

[MrSlendermanxLove]

I like you Atheist. TJ, you make life fun :DDDD

[xianshengzhengxiong]

Waffle House's make great cheesy grits.

[Heyyouguys0]

i loled

[TheLadyKaylah]

That reminds me, we do have this sufficient pharmacy down town and literally, right across the street, the built a walgreens! Basically the same store built right next door!

[ForceInsanity22]

Hey TJ, u gotta take a shit...RIGHT NOW

XDDDDD

[ranth44]

there ltterily came a point in this where i couldnt breathe i was laughing so fucking hard

[bowler3329]

In Philadelphia, when you see a trash bag blow past in the wind, we refer to that as an "Urban Tumbleweed"

[XxSpYdEr2314xX]

@bowler3329

True that man. True that.

[mthzb]

@bowler3329 in nevada when we see a mangled wallmart bag stuck to a tree, we call it the redneck state flower

[bowler3329]

@mthzb Thats Good Too!!

[Trolovski]

Now I remember why I subscribed to your channel (years ago).  You're frickin' hilarious.

[SixFootTallMidget]

@cultrefuter32 Meh.

[TheOxygenic]

That was damn hilarious, you should do more of these

[liegeofshadows]

I found this video to meet the criteria for how I wish to waste my time. I find the way you tell stories very interesting. You made the most boring possible stories into epic tales worthy of song! As a side note, I also live in Louisiana and have never seen a tumbleweed in my life, so when you said you saw one in New Orleans, it blew my mind. Thank you for this awesome video, TJ. You never cease to remind me of why I subscribed to you in the first place. :]

[CycoYoshi]

Your normal life is worth a story telling, tj you could make a video of yourself taking a shit and it would be good.

[DamianSabre]

WALMART

WALGREENS

WALL STREET

[pikachu7567]

@DamianSabre My mind was just blown.

[ShokuaK]

I found the story about the nasty toilets to be interesting at the least, for my local Wal-Mart's bathrooms are always relatively clean. Also; I'm pretty sure that if the Hulk threw a temper trantrum in a bathroom, 90% of said bathroom would be 100% destroyed.

[GoldStandardPunk66]

The Walgreens invaded the empty starbucks buildings :D

[juvenilevoodoo]

wtf ... 10 minutes of you bitchin around how you took a dump .... a complet wasted of my precious time. the funny thing is, I still watch the video right now, as I .... type.

see ya TJ

your amazing, as an atheist

cheers

[iamyourfalsegod]

Dear TJ,

Your face makes me happy.

[dannysquirrel]

Dude! Fair fucking play to ya for not assuming EVERYONE lives in America! Too many people make that mistake. I live in Ireland! Your videos ALWAYS make me piss myself! Keep it up forever, hahahhahahaaha!

STEAMED! :P

[RyanCooper101]

Well I live in Spain and near my school i sad 1 or 2 tumbleweeds IN SUMMER!!!!!

[ForceInsanity22]

RELEASE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RELEASE US!!!!!!!

[OnyxBlackEclipse]

lol I work at Walmart...I'm not exactly sure what relevance this useless fact has to this video, nor am I aware of why exactly I said it...perhaps some spark lit up when I hear/saw "Walmart"...I'm not positive...and perhaps - I NEVER WILL BE

Well, I think it's pretty safe to say that this comment has become pretty obscure, random, and just plain useless-the average reader (whomever is reading this now, good for you) is probably beginning to wonder if I have mental issues. Maybe I do, but I don't

[Pct3ch]

@OnyxBlackEclipse naw.. youy all good.. You work at Walmart so we know that you gotta be nothing but 100% pimp. ;) ~Pct3cH~

[xxitzfamousxx]

You rock back and fourth when you talk.

[itsthemusic11]

I've lived in Palmdale.... How the fuck did I end up watching this video? lol

[nictherocker]

4:17 fucking funny lmao

[xSeppuku]

Watched this video while I was eating. Not a good idea.

[mask8412]

@xSeppuku i did the same thing... i stopped eating

[exocutioner93]

"and i swear to fuck" rewatched that part 8 times before i finished

[UltimateDarknezz999]

I think I died of laughter and came back. Favorited.

[DarthCadeous501]

I call BS on the tumbleweed. I though you said red lights and any other traffic law mean nothing to you?

[BatcaveDilemma]

BY THE WAY I HATE THE POLICE.

[Halo3PKpooner]

did you live with a horse with no name?

[PoisonousJoy]

Your bro seems pretty fucking awesome.

[scoreunder]

This guy can make a story about how he went to the toilet interesting. What sorcery is this.

[GouledXD]

@scoreunder I'd imagine the Amazing Atheist has some very interesting bowel movements. He probably poops rainbows, and pisses solid gold.

[Snowgoon901]

WAFFLE HOUSE IS GOD If you want that faggot ass bullshit take your ass to IHOP or Denny's or some shit. "Egg whites and steamed hash browns" Haha I laugh at your pansy request.

[SlyGuy1994]

It wasn't steamed

[Triumphit1]

awesome video

[KingDiamondHead]

Your impression of Galen makes me lol.

[Hugh983]

Well not respect maybe thats the wrong word, I look at him in a different light. It's his thing and at least he stayed in character and din't care who knew or what they thought about it, I respect him for that He as he said Has no shame ,Got to love him for that, I ran three adult book stores in the 70s for three yrs so i have seen it all But I have never done anything with my butt. But Thats me ,so I take that back I have respect for him But see him differently than i used to

[Hugh983]

But at least it's not Bananas LOL

[schmuckenheimer9]

"Wave to the fucking camera dumbass."

*waves*

LOL

[Hugh983]

Boy cot Wallmart and walgreens They are against UNIONS. This Message Brought to you by the IUEC local 71

[Hugh983]

Were you shitting Bannas LOL

[TFCoaties]

@Hugh983

Wow! you sure are funny! lol just kidding.

[Hugh983]

I think you make some Good points but you lost My respect When I heard about The Banana up your ass and now I can't look at you without see that in my head and LMAO

[b3rtne]

@Hugh983

Because the dude jammed fruit in his ass, you lost respect for him?

[endthedisease]

I see people like TJ at walmart all the time.

[Shishananee]

Δ ═ ∞

[saburoemon]

they have cities in louisiana?

[hollaboutit]

damn, your brother is the less fat version of you! lmao!

[saintjimmy924]

More of these please!

[WtfIsaSeahorse]

I like when he talks about his life. :3

[AnonomousComedy]

 NOT STEAMED!!! THE ODESSITY!!!

[95karman]

i live in palmdale :D

[hanson666999]

:^D hahaha good story.

[ddustyk]

your life is fascinating compared to mine, TJ.

[bjapan96]

Wat style of glassesr those? Like wat name brand? Plz help

[TheLogTog]

I hate waffle house and I think A.A. is a lot better looking than his brother.

[xitalianstudx]

WALMART & OTHER BANANA

[Abbe235]

@xitalianstudx Hilarious.

[PolishedTurd4Life]

i just made a darth doody

[yabitchonmydikk]

banana

[TimmyGal]

Usually the bathrooms in the back of Walmart are cleaner. Fewer people use those.

[xitalianstudx]

@TimmyGal Usually the bananas in the back of Walmart are banana Fewer bananas use those.

[bv3709]

@xitalianstudx please stop being so funny -_-

[Lendme15dlrs]

Is a Waffle House like an IHOP?

[scotty0695]

@Lendme15dlrs Just imagine an IHOP covered in dirt and grease, and you've got a Waffle House.

[johnnydistortiontrio]

There's a Waffle House in Grandview,Missouri that had the scariest waitress I ever saw in my life, we called her Godzilla baby mama.

[jubjub444]

TJ can you shit and stand?

[Shadowlit001]

@jubjub444

He can shit and stand but only a banana comes out

[TheHorrorchicken]

@Shadowlit001 AMG! AMG!! X_DDD dats so funi man omg1! u so funni lmfaoooo

No, just kidding. Fuck you.

[Jamsessionroom1337]

You could always hold yourself over the toilet, or are those lard filled ballons you call legs too weak for that?

[fantagor]

Tumbleweeds are native to westerns and post-Apocalyptic adventure movies.

[NancyPelosi1954]

@fantagor LOL

[3Quiz]

:ohgod:

[newp0rtz]

Gonna put some batteries in your ass and ride around on your bicycle?

[420Rokn]

shits hilarious when your baked...

[TheBrainEnema]

i bet that poor banana was steamed:(

[TheBrainEnema]

was it a banana in the toilet? lol!

[cundcund]

Welcome, TJ,

To the average City School District, High school Bathroom here.

[GameStar1300]

how did you get your voice to do the right now part?

[cyberbar20]

walgreens is way more expensive than walmart

[jfinite]

Almost spewed my Pepsi at 'dried dog turds'...

[oslye]

it baffles me knowing you're so intelligent but you shoved a banana up your ass.

[salerio61]

@oslye Come off it, we've all done it. Haven't we?

[wwickeddogg]

Maybe he was going to buy the raffle tickets after a few drinks.

You should go to the Target near my house instead of walmart, then you can see some kids throw a shopping cart four stories off of the parking garage, also the bathroom is really clean.

[UniqueVereni]

what a loser

[KongKegso2]

Whats all this about banana's?

[reservoirdog1]

this guy is fucking bananas lolz amirite guyz?

[TrollHideout]

/watch?v=vKcvg2beQoA

I heard Walmart sells Bananas. B A N A N A S! BANANAS!

[Pinkevilducky]

...I liked your story...

[Supahness12]

@MrJesuslovesmeXD what's your evidence?

[MrMeeph]

The banana thing is something that was supposed to be kept private people. Most people would have packed their shit and gotten the fuck off the internet, but TJ has the balls to admit to it and continue making videos. So fuck off, since most of you probably do weird kinky shit in the privacy of your own home.

[partyxday]

This story is BANANAS.

But in reality, I don't care, it's only the fact that people think that they should shame it because to them it's wrong.

[oniprower]

i liked this lol!

[dragonstar510]

i would have thumed down for being boring if it wasn't for the end being funny

[Juillardl]

sananab

[DarkPhoenixSaga]

Lmao, this is the funniest video he made in a long time :)

[ExposeWhiteGenocide2]

Uh oh...banana time. Uh oh...banana time

[IdrilTaralom13]

(continued from my last post) matches for a dollar fifty, and no identification required. I've sworn never to spend another cent at Walgreens ever again, because the really stupid thing about that was they (Walgreens) had lighters out on the counter where anyone could reach, and yet they were freaking about matches, which are not as easy to use???

[IdrilTaralom13]

Walgreens sucks. I went there one time when I sat for a little boy who wanted to play with this "Chemistry for kids" thing that he had. We needed matches to do the experiments, but we couldn't find them in the house, so we went to a nearby Walgreens and tried to buy the matches. Turns out that one of those tiny matchbooks you can get for free at almost any restaurant if you ask for it costs something like five bucks and requires identification. Went across the street to Albertson's and got 100

[Finnstudios]

good impersonation of Gaylen