Billy Connolly - On a plane to Australia - Funny story

[IanMathewson1]

The funniest man alive, without a doubt

[611unterscharfuhrer]

And then the smell came lol !!!!!!



[Sem5626]

the be all.. and end all.. of story telling

[SQuartet]

wow... is he really a redhead?

[BeatsAndPulses]

@SQuartet nah its the light in his brown hair

[LichQueenKathie]

@SQuartet He's Scottish.

[pokehimon]

this is a fart joke on a whole other level

[TheSmokeyDawn]

That's a young-ass Bill Connolly. I doubted such a thing ever existed.

[123enigma456]

woman has a laughgasm at 1:57

[cleon24769]

Oh, I thank the stars I'm not one of those douchebags who consider themselves "too cool" to enjoy a nice, good fart story.

[ikaruseijin01]

What the hell? YouTube says I voted "dislike" on this video? Not in a million years... I think this is pee-your-pants funny. It's one of my all time favorites ever.

[tartandaddy]

och Billy change the bleedin record - sick of your gas stories

[itsallreal]

Billy Connolly is so shit. The most overrated comedian of all time.

[peacefrog1916]

@itsallreal Lets hear one of your jokes then, ya bawbag.

[barkatthemoon6]

Years later, the man who farted would see this clip...

[jcj1984]

AND THIS MAN . . . . . . FARTED!

I love Billy Connolly, espescially his views on religion, all religion and Gods are based on myths. If there is a God then why are good people like me born disabled and chavs and terrorists walk around with nothing wrong.

GOD IS A FANTASY MADE UP BY PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN A DREAM WORLD AND BILLY CONNOLLY WOULD AGREE.

[tartandaddy]

@jcj1984 well if the world and Billy Connolly agree, you must be right. Wish you had told me this when I was young and I wouldn't have got all religious.......all those wasted years!

[Sabianstix85]

@jcj1984 Yeah but what does Billy conolly know?, he tells jokes for a living, what does that make him the highest authority on God and if he exists or not?, so your disabled?, and your putting blind faith in a comedian?, well i think your brain damaged too!.

God exists whether you like it or not, you should check out the testimony of the man born with no arms or legs, he travels the world teahing about God.

I love how idiots like you assume that God does not exist, you know nothing!

[durza56]

@Sabianstix85 @jcj1984 What makes either of YOU an authority on any sort of religion? Shut the fuck up and enjoy the video.

[Mistersamsam]

@Sabianstix85 Which God genius? Thor? Zeus? And if not why not? The logic you use to disprove any god through out mans history is the same to disprove yours.

[superpat17]

@Sabianstix85 The fact of the matter is, you, or any person of religious faith, can't prove that there is a god, and science; even though it is the far more logical and infallible option of the two, can't prove (at this point in time at least) that there isn't a God. So shut the fuck up. If religion helps you get by and aid you to be a better person then good for you. But don't sit there and tell others that you're right and they're wrong, when you have no clue yourself.

[ColostomyCake]

@Sabianstix85 "so your disabled?, and your putting blind faith in a comedian?, well i think your brain damaged too!."

Nice to see the old christian charm there, I bet that's exactly what jesus would have said.

btw I'm not 100% sure on the correlation between blind faith and suspected brain damage but I'll take your word for it there is one, the undetectable magic man of the sky probably keeps you well informed.

[7CellarDoors]

Honestly not really that funny. The delivery was funnier than the material. If it weren't Billy I wouldn't have even chuckled.

[modongxue]

the funniest thing is that i screamed from laughter at the same time as the lady, and it's like his reaction to that lady laughing was even more funnier . now i'm still laughing and crying at the same time. the next door neighbour thinks that i'm actually crying, still got tears streaming down my face. and wierd thing is it made me fart too, this is the fart story

[tartandaddy]

@modongxue oh well then

[mynameischarlieXX]

sinGApore hahaha i just love how he says that

[Intercity1251]

Billy looked good without the beard

[ChezzaAU]

lololol I never thought a joke about farting could be so long, and still be funny!! hahaha

[winkipopful]

3:15



[winkipopful]

3:18



[SuchAsimpLman]

I was trying so hard not to burst out laughing at work when watching this that the pressure mad me fart... and then that in conjunction with my already busting ribs made me start to cry... then someone walked by my desk and looked at me and seeing my read face and tears stopped and was about to say something when the smell hit him... his eyes sorta bulged out for a minute and then he without commenting walked away... FEW!!! got away with slacking off at work again!!!

[ChezzaAU]

@SuchAsimpLman ...lmao reading your response made me laugh even harder, trying to visualise you watching at work hahaha

[abarn41]

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard....

[brightblackdawn95]

My eyes were burrning. HAHAHA!

[squii28]

dont inhale, ull get cancer

LMFAO

[Burncourtable]

Notice what the guy ate affected his ability to fart

[Natsume171]

tht is fucking funny, the whole plane is now smothered with fart. awesome

[moirawheeler]

the first time I caught this HBO special was back in 1989, and all these years later, it cracks me up. Cracks me UP. Not too many comic routines hold up over time like this. But then, farts are always funny. Cheers!

[MJ1284]

"And these fuckers though I was farting out of my left ear!"

[dimmydoo2505]

un-fucking-believable <3

[SexyWildcat80]

this had me in tears from all the laffing.

[spoddie]

someone farted, describes the sound, everyone thought it was him. and that's supposed to be funny?

[insightdk3]

@spoddie yes

[perry801]

@spoddie Yes, to everyone but you apparently.

[germancoke]

@spoddie yes, I agree with you that it was just a fart joke, however, billy connolly can make literally anything funny.

[MinorHeadstorm]

best story teller ever.  wish he was my grandfather.

[WilliamBrown93]

What a fucking legend.

[khataroo]

If you can't laugh at a fart joke, then your too old.

[94981745]

anybody but me find this not that funny? even though i LOVE billy and im stoned....

[tebowisgay]

1.58 girl screams she is laughing so hard 

[SwanSongRecords]

I just screamed laughing. This is the most i've laughed since i saw im talking about a colonoscopy.

[FredCelticfan]

This is silly, but fun. Search for ' "Celtic supporter" on tour in Australia '

[SpawtAwnProductions]

My eyes sting from crying. Too funny, he should come with a health warning. Yeno it's mental when someone screams in pain.

[HLecterPHD]

thought he was gonna say that he could pick up on the goose and soy sauce

[foiran]

Aaaahhhh, the bilabial fricative

[BlackSGMan]

I've never cried from laughter until now!

[MinisterKGB]

Like a Squiwwrel

[sergeantfan3]

This is the funniest piece of stand up comedy I have EVER seen. I was laughing so much my cheeks were sore as hell.

[qosbhoy]

"Don't inhale! You'll get cancer" priceless

[reignman2263]

I have never laughed so hard in my life than I did when Billy uttered the words "And this man farted"

[GertOgren]

I swear i flew with that guy, he got so much bigger cognacs the me :S

[DarkEarthDragon01]

LOL xD OH MY GOD! xD I CAN'T BREATHE! xD

[UchihaOokami2596]

I just couldnt stop laughing after he said.. And he curled up into a little ball.. Like squirrel.... XD

[N6nol]

I live in aussie and i remember watching this and laghing so hard.

[LondonIrishRover]

I don't live in Australia and this was fucking hysterical.

[bobsyerstinker]

dont inhale ye'll get cancer

[Sargesgrl12]

This made me laugh so hard that the back of my skull was sore. XD

[HorseWhisperer2010]

I live in Australia and this was fucking hysterical.

[J19J74]

Absolutely brilliant !

[dirtyness3335]

He looks slightly like jeremy clarkson there lol

[shermarsha]

I love fart jokes, but this is a fart champion!!!!!

[PindamonhaMAN]

Watching a 4:23 minutes Billy Connolly video must be equivalent as doing 1000 abs.

[dan1305]

Literally crying with laughter when he mentioned the other passengers thought he was farting out of his ear

[666darkhawk]

my friend and i are in tears with laughter. i love stories of planes i always seem to end up embaressing myself

[numloxx]

omg.. I havent laughed so hard in ages.

Must go see him live when he comes back to Perth.

[MrRapman127]

@numloxx he is coming, he's playing in perth 4 straight nights which are already sold out due to perform next march. Ebay has some available if you still wanna go see him and havent got tickets already.

[ManingGi]

@MrRapman127

awwwww i keep missing the good ones

[RavenclawsSA]

Oh my word! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard! Billy is soo the man!

[CL0WN92]

"And this man...... farted" As soon as he said that I just exploded with laughter.

[packham1979]

ouch didnt relize larfin hurt so much

[OtterpopSlaughterMop]

I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself.

[DaniiScienceAbuse]

Oh my god, that was so funny.

I'm still laughing x'D

[lesleyhale]

...The cup of tea I was drinkin just squirted outta my nose!

"My hair was blowing back"

oh christ that's funny

[MayukhDewan]

really brillllliant mate....

billy is the best ever.....

i really wish he does more stand up shows now.

thanks billy. u r a legend.

[6400loser]

I've flown cathay pacific before... The food was indeed fucking delicious.

[canajian]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!­!

Fucking brilliant!

[271hemi]

This brought a fair amount of tears to my eyes and a whole lot of pain to my sides. LOL

[grem458]

I remember watching this years ago on HBO. I literally laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

[Noelgtv]

I thought Fuck! Dont inhale ye'll get cancer! lol

[KarloR27]

Absolute Class!

[toured87]

I love at around 1:58 a woman screams in agony that shes laughing so hard

[ant234]

@toured87 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lmfao, how could she loool

[000nour000]

@toured87 LMFAO! that would be me!

[LicoriceLain]

@toured87 Believe me, I screamed with her.

[snidelywhiplash]

@toured87 That hysterical scream is the best part of the bit.

[chevy82250]

Hahaha lmfao!