The Pooter Tutorial by Jack Vale

[swankrecords]

who needs college when you have this guy

[therebellady04]

0;1-044 thats what she said lololol

[Dreihkon]

I lost it when he told me to warm up my pooter.

[McBeaner720]

Can I get one if the pooters at Spencer's?

[ChuckNorris541]

@McBeaner720 that is where i got mine

[yangyangyang15]

but this one doesnt smell

[ChuckaChew]

I used a fart machine and i had a remote and my friend had the machine and i did it andthere was a worker in there and the worker burst out of the bath room running thinking my friend acctually farted :). LOL!!!

[MYKEGREGORY]

My pooter just split around the rim on the rubber. :(

[TheLennonlegends]

now my mums going to wonder were all the door stoppers have gone! there on the blackmarket mum!!!!!!

[medicinalganja]

i farted during this video... oh the irony .

[DJSONICMUSIC]

Can I buy it in Germany, too?

[Carsonawesome53]

I bought one but ever time I try it just lets air out of the cap not the hole

[jhonen32629]

I just bought mine :)

[DROPSHOTNOOB]

On my way to spencer's to get me one!

[tenhawkway]

i just bought the 3 pack of em cant wait to go to market basket near the chicken isle

[Dearkillingmachine97]

Dude u r halarios

[gabriels2v8]

I actually farted watching this.

[virginiatechfanx]

1:23 or just use some ass sweat

[YourEverydaySkater]

....and half of those were real

[NO1CARESWHATYOUTHINK]

Do you have oasis hd?

No....fuck off

[RandyRhoads5963]

got mine for christmas!! i love it! merry christmas jack!

[TitanicMasta]

I got one at Spencer Gifts earlier!

[50nollieman]

why is it so eexpensive?

[TitanicMasta]

@50nollieman $10?

[beet111]

@TitanicMasta total is about 15 dollars

[TitanicMasta]

@beet111 If you buy it online. In stores it is only $10. It is very rare to find in stores though. Spencer Gifts is the only store I think (And maybe Target).

[jazz3987]

got mine 2day!

[nickyb121281]

sounds more like a queef. They should call it the cooter HAHAHA!!!

[loveveyesil]

I lmao watching this so who says fart jokes are not funny

[ApeIncognito]

hahah, without visual reference, this is twice as funny. How many takes did it take to complete this video without laughing?

[BLTSproduction4]

why would i buy one of these when all you have to do is not poop for 3 days and you have your own pooter! (jk i bought one)

[RNKSoccer]

hey jack, love all the pooter vids, but my pooter just got a hole, what is the best stuff to fix it with?

[MrDuskling]

@RNKSoccer You could use a tiny bit of rubber cement, but I just took a soldering iron and melted the rubber together. It fixes it very nicely. If you don't have a soldering iron I suppose you could use a lighter..? Or just pick a soldering iron up for 10 bucks at radio shack and then have a way to always fix it if holes show up. Thought I'd share.

[RNKSoccer]

@MrDuskling thanks a ton man!

[Drel444]

i wanna know if the rubber would last long enough :( honestly i've purchased one already and im curious :3

[madbasementlab]

thumbs up if yours broke real fast...imma try the red one now.

[MegaVideoman4]

Where do u get one that isn't online

[TheDudeOfNorway]

@MegaVideoman4 check the description

[jesuislepluscool]

Oww that's $17.50 :O expensive for a little piece of rubber... D:

[TrixKoMAToSe]

the straight face is legend

[MaxSk8rr]

FUCKING GENIUS

[eminemsalar9]

da poo poo

[R0ckstar666x]

The most sexual innuendos within 4 minutes EVER. 

[DESTROKAN]

can you use your spit?

[Mazogg]

something nobody needs but everbody want to have

[TheG0dKing]

If I get the baby oil and vaseline out I'm no longer going to be playing with the pooter.

[AX5Z]

@TheG0dKing lol

[Chaiteaist]

@TheG0dKing AWWW YEAAAAH!!

[noCreativo]

Hey the best fart is eating fry beans and milk, mentos, chinnese food with honney.. thak make an elegant fart...

[nickman8559]

Dont get your pooter too wet, just play with it a little

[brandonjaeger]

these cost him no more than a quarter to manufacture. cool idea but $10 may be a little to ask for a simple piece of molded rubber ;-)

[TheMaddestHatter100]

just ordered mine :)

[MyGhostSquad]

I wonder how many times he really farted in this video...

[IcyHott31]

3:13 is the best

[cowboy3up3]

How loud is the thing in real life???



[OneBulletShotHD]

@cowboy3up3 as loud as a toilet flushing in a public restroom

[JoeJoeFYC]

i got one for my birthday!

[lilman102030]

0:27 - 0:52 DIRTY :D

1:16 - 1:27 REAL DIRTY :O

[jesuislepluscool]

@lilman102030 haha That's what she said! XD

[Myquestion100]

jack vale u can play with my pooter all day it gets wet too if you want it too,

[Scampfarmer]

Original Rags!! :D

[ItsHowIRollercoaster]

Did this video make anyone else really have to fart?

[TheJohnbiehlerfilms]

WELCOME TO THE POOTER ACADEMY!!!!!!!

[921mfm]

this sounds more like a quief " PRODUCT IS FOR GIRLS ONLY "

[ShaunBrownTV]

"it might arrive a bit stiff!" :O

[iMakeBeats808]

LMFAOOO POOTER ACADEMY



[SEAFIGHT101]

pooter sucks so bad!

[rockboy6011]

Omg, my brother farts just like the pooter.

[TIDSY111]

@ateasdale38 you can still get one. Go on the website type in your country when you pay, shipping costs tons though :(

[Seafutlung]

My cap on the pooter fell off when I dropped it...Is there anyway to fix it? LOL

[TheCodProductiions]

This thing will last 3-4 days and then it will get a hole in it but you can fix it using electrical tape.

[UnboundLegend]

I wanna get this for Christmas!

[Jcbproducoes]

most realistic sound? what about real ones, hey they are free!!

[DJVOVIA]

Sounds Pornal

[gamelltoe10]

Just ordered mine yesterday!

[SuperTzippy]

how do i get one if i live in israel??? i really ant one!

[MrSoprano92]

@SuperTzippy Order it from the site, UPS international it should be able to get delivered there. Its what i did and i live in the UK. Just got mine today.

[3107210748]

No need for school anymore....

[PoopTruffles]

I got mines today, it's hella hard the squeeze :o

[R3DN3CKCOUNTRYBOY]

i got 3 a long time ago and im still havin fun

[SersonWhoSpeaks]

Press 6, then 8, then 5, then he'll say his own product doesn't sound real :D

[ateasdale38]

I need to get one of these. But I live in the UK! ;(

[P4N4XO]

PRESS 7

[AGeniusInDisguise011]

go to 1:13 then press 3 then press 4 after he says, "the best way to do this is to warm up" and it makes him say "the best way to do this is to warm up your hand..."

[mybffisblake]

hey that pooter looks differnt then the one i got from your website jack

[Seguris]

STICK IT IN HER POOTER!

[CommanderCoward]

Got mine today.

[24cheesecake]

watch this with your eyes close

[master6787]

How much is one

[007StephenC]

@master6787 10 bucks



[PoopTruffles]

@master6787 9 bucks, but 15 with shipping.

[NaivePheonix]

I NEED ONE NOW! :D

[TheJangofett227]

I JUST GOT THIS IN THE MAIL 2day

[TheElectricRob]

NEED - BUY - NOW!

[A4AzPrankz]

I just baught this! xD got it in just 3 days! Thumbs up if jack vale is the man!

[GiovanniObson]

lololollololol 2:50 beautifull xD



[SuperBoomer12]

Dude im ordering one today

[jahaines579]

Is this a masturbation tutorial or a pooter tutorial?

[FinishBrosTV]

or you can just actually fart.

[Ryan57596]

This is hard to take seriously...

[ThatSkaterKid1495]

I love my pooter, but if you do some extreme pooting it gets worn down. I found that electrical tape works incredible to cover up holes tears, ect. Even if you like the pooter more stiff, it works for that too.

Happy pooting everyone! :D

[xxripstickx]

can we web chat so you can teach me some tips i need to ask

[satchfan2010]

I thought i was watching a self masturbation technique video. LOL.

[datni99asteven]

omg close your eyes and listen to this video...its free porn.

[MewtPrime]

nice ass

[ClaudiaJAJAHAHA]

So many innuendoes in this video.

[dholboyfr3sh]

uhhh........that's what she said?

[alain532]

my pooter is kind of smaller than the one in this video , and has a kind of cap on it, does that make any difference in sound and air capacity of the pooter? thx. p.s. jack your videos are extremly awsome!!!!!

[alain532]

my pooter is kind of smaller than the one in this video , and has a kind of a cap on it, does that make any difference in sound and air capacity of the pooter? thx. p.s. jack your videos are extremly awsome!!!!!

[KaneslasherZ]

I dont know... your ass makes a pretty good fart sound too. Almost realistic.

and sometimes a muffled hand fart works too... just dont do that one at church

[kingraider7]

mine started ripping.... :(

[blackiebori]

@kingraider7 Don't rip your pooter, your ass will sound too loose!

[ilovepupsandkitens]

lol you gotta get warm up your pooter XDD

[iTardification]

Queef!

[swankrecords]

He farted in tune.

[sweet58441]

hahahaha if you close your eyes and watch the video it sounds like hes making his dick fart

[kingraider7]

I JUST GOT MINE :D (in 3 days shipping) but i can only poot with my left hand and not my right :(

[TheTscottdeaton]

@kingraider7 me too

[ernesdee2o916]

I HAVE TO SAY THIS INVENTION IS ALREADY MADE. THERE ARE A VARIETY OF PRODUCT THAT IS SIMILAR TO THE POOTER YEARS AGO THAT WAS MADE IN CHINA.

[chinchillamelee]

My pooters just came in the mail XD

[Kitrode]

It may arrive stiff. You know, give it a few GOOD SQUEEZES!

[SEAFIGHT101]

Horrible, will never ever buy anything having to with him or ed, ....fucking stupid!

[camarosource]

SECRET to best sound: Apply a thin coat of CHAPSTICK on the outside surface of the covering. It to cause the pooter to be STICKY and that creates some pretty incredible "wet" sounding TOOTS!

[Zeesna]

thats what she said thats what she said the whole entire video

[jplumber100]

Sick bastard ........ i love it

[andys365]

"Give your pooter a squeeze"

[USMCjcampbell]

IM GETTING ONE

[tengieb]

i'm able to create different tones by moving around my thumb. i bring it closer to my index finger for the higher tones, and i pull it back for the deeper tones

[The7jason7]

that's what she said at: 0:30 0:34 0:42 0:45 1:03 1:13- 1:29

[drewbucs222]

he cheats on his wife

[XboondockangelX34]

i got one today :D pretty new at it though. cant wait til use it public lol.

[TOSHARMY]

I have it on good authority that Jack was though in the development stages of his invention.... initial testing included the introduction of air into his anus via a turkey baster, he then would place a cupped hand over his anus and push. Jack later experimented with ways of creating different sounds... this includes but is not limited to spit, semen, sweat, Vaseline and carmex; settling on the latter. I just want to know why it's black????

[Pedrohacs]

ROFL KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Squishiefuzz]

so what, i may have pooted, watching this.

[cmitch915]

got mine today its illlll

[rebsm10]

just got mine today!! :)

[BreezieBug14]

Verrrrry Niccccceeee! ROFL! xD

[johnie1992]

I need a pooter!! :D

[MrAminalCrackers]

I think it'd be hilarious to just show someone the audio from this video and show it to someone without the video. " Rub some vasoline on it, or else your hand might slide around a little bit (farts)" "Give a nice little squeeze."

[MrAminalCrackers]

I think it'd be hilarious to just show someone the audio from this video and show it to someone without the video. " Rub some vasoline on it, or else your hand my slide around a little bit (farts)" "Give a nice little squeeze."

[therewindable]

0:30 - 44 seconds... THATS WHAT SHE SAID... i know im immature LOL

[tituss1992]

Some of them come in a different sealed package...and I've seen that its called the tooter. Is it the same thing????

[NDF211Gunner]

Wet pooter should be a new sex position XD

[johncenasoldier222]

Work it, play with it..shots of his ass..? With the volume down this is PORN.

[powerranger3223]

bet you some of them were real

[SoRandom98]

As funny as this is... I can do the same with my lips and forearm. But this would come in handy on April Fool's Day XD

[hindikoalamilalagay]

when you record it, do you put a microphone in your pocket too?

[Mumsilius]

that's what she said

[amanda45454]

....it sounds like.... my dad.....

[bakerXderek]

sicky pooter, wet pooter, warm up you're pooter ? if I watch this with my eyes close i feel like im watching something else

[iDoiStuff]

@bakerXderek dude im literally loling!

[crazynemoperson97]

Oh sheeet!!! I got it, it works well!

[Aguirre693]

3:14!!!!!!! holy shit im dying!

[001GenLee]

It takes lots of practice to get good like Jack.

[EndGamers]

just got mine and i thought it was broken at first =O haha

[megazero2011]

i just order a pooter cant wait until it arrive in my post international postage

[lilcrazyaznboy]

I'm a grown man, and I'm ashamed to say I bought one of these just now.. Cost me about 13 bucks.. Luckily, I paid through some of the cashbacks I got from mrrebates and ebay bucks... LMAO, this has got to be one of the weirdest thing I ever bought.

[Mamacita208]

HOW CAN I MAKE MINE SOUND BETTER? I'VE TRIED IT WITH CHAPSTICK AND A LIL WET, BUT IT STILL DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT... ANY HELP?

[SkYwAcKeR100]

my pooter ripped from the pressure how do i prevent that from happening?

[Sandwichguy16]

@SkYwAcKeR100 Don't seal the hole that tight.

[sk8dayfuknight]

they come fairly quickly

[ThatOakleyBoi]

I JUST GOT MY POOTER!

[kevlo313]

@ThatOakleyBoi lol me too

[HARDENdJUMPERXD]

i just got mine ! 

[ColdplayKid112]

Who knew a fart could sound so beautiful.....

[MugensShadow]

lol get your pooter wet XD

[xXxFlamingjxXx]

i know your lieing thats not the pooter

[samweisner]

i have so many "thats what she said"s for this video

[JamesStewartRider]

to anyone that asked where to get one they sell them on amazon because i just bought one today.. its $8.95

[ToobYew]

LMAO!  Please send me one for free Jack Vale! If you agree, please send me a private message!

[Peng1026Productions]

@9pt9 The chapstick on the nozzle works and its funny

[Peng1026Productions]

yea i ordered a pooter and got it and annoys my whole family its awesome!!!! right now its December 12 and i got mine on 10th!

[Peng1026Productions]

yea i ordered a pooter and got it and annoys my whole family its awesome!!!!

[Suuperman5461]

I love this farter. Know what my favorite video is of Jack? The one of him singing with his daughter in church. Doubt you'll ever see this Jack. I don't have a daughter, but I have 7 nieces. I'm Crazy Uncle Clark.

[EliasVellaToussulis]

Just got my Pooter 5 - 6 hours ago; and I litteraly just put in the order about 4 days ago! That was incredibly fast shipping; and to think I got this fast shipping in December!

[JimmyJames6784]

@EliasVellaToussulis that's good to hear. I put my order in this past Monday, so hopefully by today (Thursday - Dec. 30th) it'll be coming in. I cant wait any longer!!! I want my Pooter!!! haha

[guitarman622321]

how long do pooters last?