Bob Marley - Marriage Makes You Retarded

[badoocee]

AWESOME Comic

[lydiloo93]

HOLD MY ANKLES ROY!

[SoCalDualSport]

Ads on every video. I'm done with this channel.

[LeBronForTheWin]

@SoCalDualSport Ad block plus on Google Chrome or Firefox will stop your whining :P

[Quie7Sculp7ure]

is it funny that I'm listening to i shot the sheriff?

[B0yardigi0rn0]

Fuck Target!

[tng150]

I love this guy.

[DrPirovano]

HAHAHA IM FUCKEN CRACKIN UP AT COLLEGE DAMN IT BOB MARLEY

[Corkoth55]

FINALLY! one of his routines i haven't heard! i fucking love this guy!i heard him on one of the comedy stations on XM and i have been addicted sincce xD

[rastabrains1995]

This guys name is really bob marley?.......boy i wanna know the story behind that!

[randomperson331]

@rastabrains1995 his dad named him robert, his last name is marley, no story

[RainstormInSpace]

its 4:26am and i have work at 10:00 so it makes so much sense that im about to delve into youtube to find as many videos of this guy as i can.

[riddick79352]

drunk

[TheThrashNerd]

666 likes, 66 dislikes. SATAN

[tng150]

The last part was hilarious.

[usmaddog7]

Can they send him to the laugh factory in Australia permently.?

[usmaddog7]

Yea, just before "Michael  Bolton" sodomizes him in the ass.!

[chance437]

GREEN-BEANS

[TheCavs6]

great numbskull voice/impression..

[usmaddog7]

hes one of maines treasures and they should burry him!

[loedieboe]

This dude reminds me of Al Bundy

[DeathAnkou]

oh look its Greenley

[jennylover456]

boner soup

[wooders8]

This stand up starts weak and all the sudden it's hilarious from 1:05 onward. The forgetful middle-aged man material gets so old fast though.

[DeanMartin1231]

They cut him off right in the middle of the re-enactment

between him and his wife!! The funniest part!

Mother Fuckers!!..

WHY?..because he was acting like a retard? I wanted to see that whole bit, now It's no-where

else to be found.

Thanks a MILLION ...P.C. Douchbags!

[OACYLU]

misleading....................­................

[cygnus53]

He's one of our Maine treasures. For those not from here, we have a collection of New England Rednecks and he just butchers em. He plays in our local comedy club every week. His mother hawks his CDs and DVDs in the Maine Mall. He also set a Guiness World Record for the longest comedy act. Bob Marley is priceless.

[TheLaughFactory]

@cygnus53 He is a true legend. Thanks for lending him to the West coast time to time! :]

[bumbaclartish]

@TheLaughFactory I laughed so hard the cocaine covered my screen.. now i'm licking bob marley's face. Thankyou for this vid !

[maciverandy]

@cygnus53 you know whats tough though? listening to bob anywhere other than new england...they just don't get it...wikked pissah!!!

[x3MrsDaniFilthx3]

@cygnus53 wow even Maine has rednecks? smh you can't get away from em'

[ABookByAnyOtherName]

I'm 18 and I'm that old woman with exact change.

[guzanero]

2:17 HILARIOUS MAN!!!!

[FatherofMan25]

this guy wishes he was dana carvey

[TheEXpothead]

bob (robert) is a very common name all over the world. and marley is not that rare either.

[daniyellowjello]

his parents were clearly high when they named him

[judikerr]

hes great, and btw Laugh Factory im going to visit my 18th b-day im 17 now. where r u located

[TheLaughFactory]

@judikerr Awesome! Looking forward to having you! We have a club here in Hollywood on the Sunset Strip and a club in downtown Long Beach at the Pike.

[kepochi1]

@TheLaughFactory

is there a Laugh Factory in Australia?

[TheLaughFactory]

@kepochi1 Not yet! Our newest club is opening in Chicago this fall.

[mikeymike441]

@TheLaughFactory hell ya!! can't wait!

[LeBronForTheWin]

@TheLaughFactory How about Canada? Or are the clubs only located in the US for now?

[xHeadbanger1000x]

is there a age restriction to get into the laugh factory?! i drove by one day and saw chris d'elia's name and id love to go and see him or any of these guys perform haha

[TheLaughFactory]

@xHeadbanger1000x We are a 18+ club.

[marekiller8]

@TheLaughFactory Hahah gtfo

[chamblizi]

Anyone notice his name is BOB MARLEY

[freebabe4ever]

HAHAHAHA I'm from Maine (where he's from) and I fucking LOVE HIM-33 YOU GO BOB!!! WOOT WOOT! :D

[Bugsy99]

"Hold my ankles roy, I'm goin deep!"

I lost it when he said that. Bob Marley is so fucking FUNNY!!!!!

[TheLaughFactory]

@Bugsy99 I got some more Bob coming up soon, so stay tuned to us. :D

[Bugsy99]

@TheLaughFactory Awesome!!!!! :D

[9jmorrison]

Lucky woman

[TheFallenMistress]

I think a lot of comedians who aren't married and are in their 30's and 40's are really just miserable because can't find someone to marry.

[ngadiadiangadios]

he's named bob marley & sounds like bill clinton (in beginning)

[1misanthropist]

"Hold my ankles, I'm goin' deep" hahahaha That's what I say when him diving into the pussy !

[thewtfslap]

i litteraly almost shit my pants

[werwr4]

omg omg omg! he's so right! i remember i bought a laptop the xbox game halo 3 when it first came out and an ipod nano, the bell rang, he let me go, i later found out he did not price the laptop, i was so epic face, didnt say shit to my parents though

[w0rdisbond]

Boston Comic = awesome

[RohamK96]

his fuckin name is bob marley?!! :O

[Alandalus105]

@RohamK96 yeah i was soo confused when i had learned that the first time...i was like bob isn't a comedian...

[TheVeedubb]

that was pretty funny

[SuperBaconFTW]

pretty funny guy.

[RaisonStrain]

"Hey Greenly, onion bagel, cream cheese."

[CurlyQKim2]

this guy is so fucking funny that i'm crying.

[Theanmolification]

lol pause at 1:49

[cheesydarkside]

tough name to live up to.. hilarious nevertheless

[stephantb]

The shop alarm joke is great, haha. JUST GO!

[4evargraffiti]

Misleading title...

[LesterDaMolester15]

0:09 *haha* laugh cracks me up !

[TheGreatStonedOne]

He's about as far from his famous namesake as one could possibly get.

[Catcherintherye11111]

marriage seems to be popular topic among comedians in their 30s and 40 ouncers...*honks wives boob* honk honk!

[bbphnix]

LOL, hold my ankles I 'm going deep .... good one

[JOjoway001]

how drunk is this guy? haha

[Issaquan5]

oh shit that was funny

[xstncd]

WHATTALEGEND!

[wazmaster5794]

That creepy computer voice was by far the funniest thing ive ever heard in my life

[DrinkSkateSleep]

Props to @TheLaughFactory for not censoring the word 'retarded'. I have a deep respect for that, and on a side note, Bob Marley is awesome.

[iCharltonApp]

I bet this guy gets that "Michael Bolton" moment from Office Space every day

[Gregd8888]

@iCharltonApp epic comment

[shythatway]

More of this guy! Please!

[CBoavida]

Man this guy made me actually physicaly laugh.

[ThingFromTheVoid]

Your facebook link is broken need a y at the end

[avhousebitch]

that was hilarious!

[Skizla]

Wow.

[Batch1211]

wtf LaughFactory. You can't just totally overhype Mustafa with a video on your channel, and disable comments and ratings at the same time. That's not how it's supposed to be done and you know it.

[daddytangee]

not that funny in my mind.....i kept listening despite the bad sock joke

[TransientWriting]

oh and a target joke? sounds a lot like the one on tosh's joke from true stories i made up

[TransientWriting]

oh great a sock joke

[TastyQQQs]

THIS GUY IS OKAY, BUT HE'S NO MUSTAPHA!

Just kidding.

[Xxerick930xX]

I'm confused why are all the celebrities promoting Mustapha?

[sl2mmer]

the ending was hilarious :D

[laosboyyy]

I didnt laugh.. laff factory failed

[zicuenca]

holy shit balls on fire, that was shockingly funny.

[CrappyVlog]

Imagine his ID when he was 22 and they didn't let him into clubs.

[CrAzYcArNiE08]

This one is awesome right along with ALOT of their vids. Everytime there is a compliment, it is always, "this one is actually funny" What about all the other vids that this is said in, those should be put together then that comment would look stupid. XD

[aassaa99]

wtf is with all these comments

a\w i remember this guy from that 'The Boondock Saints' movie

[PABPrankCalls]

more of this guy please

[thisissme]

LOL I love how energetic he is!

[EstoyLigado]

honestly, i have to say congratz, laugh factory, this one was actually funny

[angstyDarko]

lol its funny because ive only ever seen and experienced the security people at department stores just letting people pass by when it beeps.

[JerryBeatFreak]

Bob Marley with a Roots shirt....Isn't that like...racist?

[WestCoastPCbuilder]

@JerryBeatFreak Roots shirt, is not about the band, the Roots, it's a Canadian clothing company, as you can see from the Canadian maple leaf. Heavily promoted at the 2004 olympics

[PlatniumRain17]

@WestCoastPCbuilder Thank you, I thought I would have to explain it to him

[JerryBeatFreak]

@WestCoastPCbuilder I know, But its funny ;)

[rcflight13]

Speaking as a gay man, why are we fighting for the right to marry, again? You know what? Fucking keep your rights, I'm out drinking.

[Undergroundhiphoop]

@TurdFergusonJunior True comedy might be without cursing. But that doesn't mean that comedy with cursing isn't funny, right?

[fielsjd]

I heart Bob Marley.

[Hashishin13]

FLAME FLAME FLAME THUMBS DOWN, don't tell me what to do with my youtube!

[Undergroundhiphoop]

Even though I didn't care so much for your last video, this surely makes up for it. I'm in fucking tears x'D

[punkraver16]

So his name really is Bob Marley? Haha 

[Slowergrass432]

I love this guy's name. xD

[FilfyGames]

Reminds me of bill burr

[Zigazgman1]

More Chappelle Clips? Can't wait!

[OuterSpace90]

This guys funny. Good stuff

[Skizla]

I have a master's degree in entertainment business. Maybe you ought to hire me to be your marketing director. :D

[ranchranchiloveranch]

He does realize he just said Grandma is going deep.

[kaybelle96]

detective greenely from boondock saints!! <3

[WestCoastPCbuilder]

and he uses props! lol

[unrealxplicit]

@WestCoastPCbuilder hey i know u!

[WestCoastPCbuilder]

@unrealxplicit What a small world !

[WestCoastPCbuilder]

Lol, one of his best yet!

[Anfmethodjor]

Is that his real name?

I actually clicked on this video because I thought the joke was about the Reggae legend. lol He is hilarious though

[spacecowboy5000]

Yeah, people! Roof Top Comedy gives us 30 second videos of half-assed comics. Laugh Factory gives us vids that are 2 - 3 minutes long and their comics are great. And all for free! (Well, it's also free publicity for their comics but WTF). Support Laugh Factory - or else.

[DanBayer777]

He swore a lot more in Boondock Saints... ;)

[516mrme]

this sh@t is so funny

[TurdFergusonJunior]

To be funny without cursing is true humor

[fuckyounotme1]

hahaha i love when comedians joke bout relationable stuff

[navygirl20091]

The thing about having exact change is soo true!! People get freaking excited about having exact change! My only pet peeve is when they tell me they have exact change AFTER I've completed the transaction and I'm about to hand them their change!!

[ABONESR]

Brilliant performance, freaking funny jokes !! lol

[daNXT81]

This sucks... Extremely sensationalized... Ruined every bit he had with b.s that never happens...where's the funny comics @ laugh factory?

[sixcesful]

this guy -natural-FN hirrrarrrious!!!!!

[Pygmahia5]

god this guy is hilarious!!!

[KnightofBrokenHearts]

Wow I can't believe all these comments about the beiber video on here. I could care less about the guy but seriously the haters are worse than the fans. At least the fans stick to vids of him. You guys vent your beiber hate on every other youtube video. If you hate the guy stop talking about him every chance you get.

[BigAssPimp1987]

funny though..

[skilzdatkilz91323]

im suprised no ones talking about how this guys name is Bob Marley

[BigAssPimp1987]

@skilzdatkilz91323 his proper name isnt bob marley.

[Leemaster94]

And he did this same joke on his Comedy Central Presents

[afin85]

@Leemaster94 so?

[Leemaster94]

Yo this videos about Bob Marley.

[ikodru]

this guy is a riot i kinda wish he was mucch better. im not a critic i was just likin it alot but whats obvious is some part aren't that funny.

[Kcin5041]

Seriously can justin beiber just do something without a bunch off ignorant immature dumbasses hating on him, ok you dont lik his music that's alright but it's not fucking cool to make fun of beiber anymore jesus fucking christ

[MrDamnS]

awwww Laugh Factory person is upset :(

not good..

guys was pretty funny btw :D

[tripfiend]

I think the laugh factory comments are usually pretty bang on. Most people here are actually not trolling as compared to any other youtube channel. Whether you care about the feedback or not, there is a largely honest and sensible viewership on this channel.

Anyway i lol'd at actually seeing Justin Bieber on the other video with the comments and rating disabled.. You guys knew what was coming from a predominantly non pre pubescent teenage girl subscriber base.

[TheLaughFactory]

@tripfiend Yeah, I can't wait for school to start back in the Fall.

[Psychokitten67]

@TheLaughFactory So know you're insulting your fanbase?! You just keep digging yourselves a deeper hole. Smooth

[Guiltybaron]

@TheLaughFactory Haha, talk about spot on!

[GordonFreeMANness]

@tripfiend "This is Justin Bieber..." Vomited... Oh, Gawd! My keyboard!

[jasonlevin8]

@tripfiend shut the fuck up.

[wanobe124]

The funniest yet not well comedian out there.

[Miskoff81]

Love your channel and love comedy, but seriously... Whatever the reasons, if you're on Youtube you gotta be prepared for some trolling... Especially if you post a video with a celebrity.

[bambapabbi]

Bob Marley?

[o0OreidanO0o]

First of all, i love and enjoy 98% of your comedians, including Bob Marley. This channel was one of the first i subscribed to and it has always been awesome. My question is, are you going to make more of these promotion videos, that don't have any actual content? Of course, you're a club and you wanna invite people. But is this a channel for funny videos of funny people, or Justin Beeper?

[hork13]

@o0OreidanO0o common sense tells me that, no. they're not gonna start posting a bunch of justin bieber videos.

[13l4CK]

@xavierorange

LLMAOOOOO HOW did u just come outta no where & say something like that?

[benzagel]

ill give this channel a pass THIS TIME... but if that justin beiber/any type of retarded ads start to show up....I am unsubbing.

[13l4CK]

Robert Marley is his real name...

[odion28]

"not a YouTube channel." - yes it is

[XxTheHybridxX]

Justin Bieber in the last video, and said "My friend (looks down) Mustapha"

[mafiaosobob]

haha that was good

[highVILLEocity]

Target kicks ass!

[GenniferWeasley]

lmao the guy is gold XD

[Om0plata1]

This makes me believe in reincarnation...

[CapitanHappypants]

This guy's a fuckin' genius.

[Maadusa]

why the fuck do you hate on justin bieber, the kid never did anything to you. hes a KID. i dont like his music, but i respect that he can still freely live his life with haters like you. How would you feel if the whole world hated YOU? Just stop being immature you aren't impressing anyone, if you don't like him, ignore him. Don't bitch and leave Bob Marley's vid alone, I thought it was funny and he doesn't deserve this kind of feedback.

[artuurslv]

Love how a lot of cemments are : "Is this guys name Bob Marley? O_o"

[bojanks15]

this guys name is bob marley?

[chrisbrownhsmjblover]

his name is bob marley??? at first i thought he was doing a joke about the late jamaican bob marley

[prestellad]

This guy looks like Mr Sark.

[bicycleluvr]

i think hes as stoned as bob marley

[BamiBoi]

His name is Bob marley?! ...

[ballinmanz]

Really we hating on justin beiber on another video, Dudes its getting sad now. Leave the boy alone I garentee he hasn't did shit to you.

[BangTango]

Who is this Justice Beaver?

[maximino27]

@BangTango That's the name of a judge that they gave a show to. He comes on right after Judge Judy

promotion with justin bieber was kinda wrong. she made me cry for the first time on this channel