I want to be part of the RNC team!

[drone36]

Well you see... *pant* *wheeze*

[coolbuttbert]

rosanne was canceled???

[gowb]

yall are fat

[sixandseveneights]

Libby Liberal is especially liberal with a knife and fork.

[sixandseveneights]

"We live in the greatest nation on earth because I'm free to eat as much as I want, as often as I want. The terrorist want to take away my KFC way of life. I will do anything for this country, short of sliming down and joining the military to fight in a Republican war"

[Timetheos]

The used her voice for torture in Gitmo

[Scoonie77]

This is comedy gold.

[subtlefuge]

This is the funniest unintentionally funny thing I've seen in a long time!

[isaacmarrw]

Brilliant, brilliant satire of modern conservatism (the "strong and vibrant Repullican party" - excellent!).

I thought the visual symbolism was a little heavy handed, though.I mean, I get it, "The GOP has no focus" - but, really, buzzing the image like that every 20 seconds just kind of gave me a headache.

Excellent work, young Kip, ex-cel-lent work!

[krolla42]

Don't they already have an elephant?

[PhotoElectricMan]

Kip, just so you know...actual people can see this video.

[HypnoToad72]

Is that Roseanne as the emcee?

[99ghosthunter99]

As a proud librul, I hope they DO hire him.

[fugitivepope]

Don't knock it. I used to talk like this dude and won a couple thousand dollars in savings bonds when I was in high school (speech contests). I regularly opened with "This is the greatest country on earth." The Legionnaires just lapped that stuff up! I predict the guy will go far in the GOP. He's REAL GOP material!

[chikkabam]

my god this womans voice is ear piercing...

[ValentinSelezynov]

You don't live in the greatest country on Earth.

[bombonyou]

REPULICCANZ ROOULE!

[bombonyou]

Why is this woman yelling?

[strummer2006]

The lady is like Stuart's mother (MAD TV)

[anonymommy]

Hahaha! YES!

[MichaelConrad1D]

Ten Groups Who Don't Vote For Us 1. Womanly Folk 2. Youngins 3. Darkies 4. Smarties 5. Teh Joos 6. Teh Muslins 7. Teh Gayez 8. Heathans who don't like our vershun of teh Big Baby Jesus 9. Tree people (not Lord of the Rings kind) 10. Membors of labor yooyuns (Stop them, before they organize again!) My name Kippers. Ize approve dis message.

[MichaelConrad1D]

Ten Things We Will Bribe Them With (We Gots Extra) 1. Truck Nutz 2. Crystal Pepsi 3. Shitty music we love, like Creed, Joanass Brothers, and Kellie Pickler 4. Yatz 5. Arrgile Sockies 6. Grey Poopon 7. Turtal Necks 8. Bow Tyz 9. Gentleman's Pypz 10. Moar Truck Nutz My name Kippers. Ize approve dis message.

[MichaelConrad1D]

If the job at the RNC doesn't work out, he could become the spokesman for Truck Nutz, the official ornament of Wingnutia.

[RonIbach]

God, this is absolutely GREAT!!!!

Best laugh I've had all day.

[ZANGZANGDANZ]

I hate all those liberal hollywood women that eat vegetables and exercise, i would much rather have that beautiful and articulate master satiress.

[GLYPHKING]

this guy is drunk or at least buzzed, listen to his slurring, i am an experienced alcoholic

[SAOldbill]

Did you EAT the RNC team?

[willamato]

PALIN/KIP 2012!

[wowwash]

We want outtakes!!!

[cornbreadjunkie]

That was the outtakes!

[strummer2006]

That lady's voice is like 10,000 nails being dragged across a chalk board

[strummer2006]

My God.

The Star Wars Kid is all grown up and wants to work for the RNC.

[neener420]

The constant focusing issues make me more naseuas than his horrible speaking abilities and lack of sense.

[jimpharo]

I know this guy is getting made fun of, but I respect his willingness to try.

Where's your video job application.

P.S. I think I could persuade this guy that he's on the wrong side of the aisle. He seems like a decent sort who's been fed right-wing propaganda for a long time. But he seems like he has a brain and a heart, and frankly that puts him in our (progressive) camp.

PPS. I feel bad for all the ribbing. Don't let it get you down!

[tiponeill2]

If he would just get an Oxycotin habit, he could have his own radio show

[plaidkev]

kip, i think your video needs more buzzwords and vague ideas

[NamelessGenXer]

Dimwitted, ugly, fat white guy? THE poster child for the RNC.

[ahermit]

Great parody!

....this is a parody...right...?

[MidnightChimes]

I can see he meets the technologically challenged criteria that the RNC loves so much.

Nice sepia tone there DW Griffith!

[cindiloohoo]

What's a "repullican" party? Geez, we know you guys can't spell (morans, anyone?), but can't you at least correctly pronounce the name of your own party?

America is tired of "The Stupids" & "The Crazies" having enough power to make government policy. You republicans have run this country into the ground since 2001 & the American people have had enough of you for a good long time. Just shut the f*ck up, accept that you've been rejected, quit trying to obstruct a recovery & go away.

[fleebenworth]

I can see you had problems fitting both of them into one frame.

[lipris]

genius!

[jordangilbert]

These two heart disease poster children spewing ignorance is a great symbol for the GOP

[ottoman42]

I love this. Its exactly what the Republicans are looking for. all talk double speak and buzz words no examples or actual action.

[cornbreadjunkie]

Geez dude.

I'll help you out a little. Do more than one take. Practice what you're going to say. Turn a light on. Stop putting your fingers together like you're holding a doobie. Conservatives don't like doobies.

[w3Ar3L3gion]

LLLLOOOOLLLZZZ

epic f-f-fail

[rpt1700]

The woman's voice is melting my face off.

[Beelzebud]

LOL The Republicans are in deeper trouble than I imagined.

Plumber/Palin 2012!!!!!

[savenolanow]

I think he's a great choice! RNC - are you listening????!

[youmonkeytube]

I truly believe that Kip Murphy would be the ideal RNC Chairman to bring Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber into the White House in 2012. Go Kip!!

[ChrisM70]

Hire this guy!  His view aren't any stupider than Sean Hannity's...

[abmindprof]

Hire 'em! What a bunch of losers.

[jgehlhoff]

no flag lapel pin? why do you hate america?!

[BADDDKARMA]

Wow, you got linked to Daily Kos, you have hit the bigtime! Looks like you are on your way to being another limbaugh--just gain another 100pounds and lose some hair and you are all set. One other suggestion: watch the hand movements--one of them looks like you are jerking off, and that is definitely un-Christian.

Best of luck representing your dying party!!

[Oopaack]

ROFL

[twister61]

Finally,a conservative who speaks from his heart! Exciting! Grass roots is truely what we need to gain back power in the 2012 and 2012 elections. Great job CX KIP!

[mahlberryroad]

This is the type of person we need to re-instill Conservatism in the Republic Party. No ad-agency spiel from this one. He seems to be talking from the heart and that is what the GOP needs. Someone with heart. The party needs someone that feels he can make a difference, not someone that looks at this as just a job. We need an individual that will consider the views of the electorate (the ones whose vote can change the out of an election)!!!